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I have 5 pounds of potatoes. What now?

>> No.13156750

mash, bake, stew

>> No.13156774

Vodka

>> No.13156775

>>13156750
Grill some too. Also it’s prime time for campfire baked potatoes.

>> No.13156778

caлaд oливьe

>> No.13156783
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>>13156739
Get more.

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>>13156783
What?

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>>13156778
What?

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>>13156792
You used the latin c, not the cyrillic c
It's potato salad with a bunch of shit in it

>> No.13157157

>>13156792
Olivier Salad.

>> No.13157163

>>13157156
Oh, I've had that on a bread roll. But I got it from a Persian place.

>> No.13158678

Gnocchi, motherfucker

>> No.13158702

>>13156739
I can eat an lb of wedges easy

>> No.13158704

Hashbrowns my man

>> No.13158707

>>13156739
5 lbs isnt even a lot

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>>13156739
Go to Mars.

>> No.13159108

see how many you can fit in your ass and report back here

>> No.13159116

Make some fuckin' poutine, bitch

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_UBhKNHu1X4

>> No.13159140
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>>13156739
Go on an all potato diet like Penn Jillette

>> No.13159460

>>13156739
Same situation here, only i'm not stupid and have to ask other basement dwellers an opinion. Creamy potato soup and roasted potatos with peppers

>> No.13159748 [DELETED] 

>>13159108
This, but post pics as well.

>> No.13159781

>>13159140
I want to see him naked just to see all the floppy excess skin he must have

>> No.13159782

>>13156739
You're a fucking moron for posting a thread, but failing to say absolutely critical information like what kind of potatoes, what is the size, what do the skins look like?
Another fucking picture stolen from google images. FUCKING USELESS

>> No.13159886

>>13159782
The term 'stolen' does not make sense when applied to intellectual property

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>>13156739
I would mash em up and make a mashed potato sculpture of a pussy then pour some gravy on it then go to pound town

>> No.13159941

>>13159886
I dont give a shit about copyright law or intellectual property. Its a low quality picture of potatoes.
OP is still a huge faggot for wasting a thread on this bullshit. Those are NOT his potatoes, and we cannot give advice unless we actually see what he has.

>> No.13159946

>>13159941
Oh no not the McChicken thread

>> No.13160902

>>13156739
Spanish tortilla
Add eggs, olive oil, onions and salt

>> No.13160913

>>13156739
get pvc, hair spray, lighter...

>> No.13160963
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>>13156750
>bake

Bake um twice.

You take the filling out when its fluffy and mix it with butter and salt and add all the other good stuff like bacon or cheese and sour cream.

>> No.13160976

broil the fuck out of 5lbs of wedges until they're black and crispy.

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I like scalloped potato with ham, cheese and chives.

>> No.13161001

Besides noodles and rice, I cannot name a vegetable with more uses than potatoes. Come on anon
>>13160963
This is based. I seethe at anyone who only bakes them once.

>> No.13161010

>>13161001
squarsh

>> No.13161020

>>13161001
>noodles and rice
>vegetable
yeah just ignore my retardation

>> No.13161067

>>13156739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc3TEaT3WHA

enjoy

>> No.13161092

>>13160963
Why bake it with the sour cream on it though? Maybe makes sense to melt cheese but warm sour cream is just gross

>> No.13161095
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Cut into two inch chunks with the skin still on. Boil the chunks in water until a fork can easily pierce the outside but the center of the chunks are still hard. About five minutes. Make sure there is Salt and a bit of white vinegar in the water. Drain them and then add duck fat and salt. Enough duck fat to coat everything and then some. You could also use bacon fat. Mix everything with a metal spoon to rough up the outside of the potatoes. You want a kind of slurry of fat and potatoes covering everything. Then put in a 500° oven and flip them around with a spatula every ten minutes till they're done to your liking.

For best results bake some eggs on top of the potatoes after they're done. Add melted cheddar and hollandaise. Then you have a god tier breakfast

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BOIL EM
MASH EM
STICK 'EM IN A STEW

>> No.13161233

>>13161190
based

>> No.13161237

>>13156739
weigh them again to make sure u have five pounds

>> No.13162548

>>13156739
Plant them and get 5 pounds more

>> No.13162828

Many years ago, a friend of mine and I used a potato gun in an alleyway, which was fun. Do that.

>> No.13163558

>>13156778
>caлaд
peтapД

>> No.13164329

>>13163558
>>13163558
kek based dima

>> No.13164345

>>13156739
>ctrl f
>no mention of fries
what has this board come to

>> No.13164349

>>13156739
Eat them

>> No.13164350

>>13164345
Stupid American

>> No.13164356

>>13164350
i'm french, as in french fries (suck it belgians)

>> No.13164626

>>13156739
Declare yourself the wealthiest Irishman

>> No.13164642

>>13156739
Shove them down your penor hole