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Jesus as a jew enjoyed his meat. Water into wine proof he was alcoholic. Mary Magdalene was proven a whore.
Yep, him jeebus was one of us

>> No.13153001

>>13152993
Your mom enjoys my meat.

>> No.13153011

SHUR THE FUCKI UP ENJOT YELLDFES BLAH BLAH CRHIST WILLL RIZE AND YO[UY WOIDLLAS EB ESORYRY AHHAHAH I LAGUAHG AT GOD FUICJK U AND YOUR PIEWCE OF SHIT . CHRIST IS THE ONLYG GOOD MAN AND IDED A VIRDIGN

>> No.13153018

>>13152993
Jesus was alcoholic if you really think about it

>> No.13153092

>water to wine
Wine is part of the celebration of Passover. Turning water to wine was for a wedding, in which people drank to celebrate, not get drunk. In fact, if you actually took the time to read the Bible you'd see the many times it brings attention to avoid drinking to the point of drunkenness. Have a blessed day.

>> No.13153093

>>13152993
Epic bait thread, my dude. Now samefag some atheist image macros to really get the party started.

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13153095

no

>> No.13153098 [DELETED] 
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13153098

Jesus never existed.

Religion is a lie.

If you believe otherwise, you are brainwashed.

>> No.13153131

>>13152993
"she was no such thing" gandalf from davinchi code

>> No.13153204

>>13153098
You're in for a big surprise. I won't ruin it for you.


OP, you've no idea what you're doing to yourself.

>> No.13153218

Shut up kike