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[Anonymous No.13148370]

My mom is tired of grocery shopping 24/7 and wants to use everyplate instead for a couple meals a week.
I don't live there anymore so I'm not affected by this at all.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.13148375]

>>13148370
>I don't live there anymore so I'm not affected by this at all.
subtle

[Anonymous No.13148377]

>>13148370
Your mom has nice tits

[Anonymous No.13148378]

thanks for the update, looking forward to next week's blog entry

[Anonymous No.13148415]

I think I'd like to fuck that girl homina homina homina AWOOOGA

[Anonymous No.13148429]

Well uh, she could come over to my place and I'd prepare her a fine meal.

[Anonymous No.13148477]

>>13148415
Oh wow, I hadn't thought of that. I bet that would be an enjoyable activity.

[Anonymous No.13148494]

>>13148370
is coffee bad for you?

[Anonymous No.13148505]

>>13148494
I had to get screened for possibly having cancer, and the questionnaire asked if I drank coffee.So that pretty much confirms coffee is cancer.

[Anonymous No.13148569]

>>13148370
I don't understand your post and hope that you are not the quintessential example of the future of humanity.

[Anonymous No.13148594]

>>13148370
As long as your mother understands it's a waste of money and you're paying for convenience, but this sounds more like she's just not good at shopping and stocking if she needs to go more than twice a week

[Anonymous No.13148596]

>>13148370
Sounds like a thinly veiled advertorial thread. I wouldn't eat from Everyplate, it's a totally socially irresponsible corporation owned by VERY shady people.

[Anonymous No.13148619]

>>13148505
Those questions are just so the nurses can decide whether you're dating material.

[Anonymous No.13148799]

>>13148596
Nah I think shit like that is a meme and for lazy people
I was just wondering if the food was fine before she goes and buys a box of this shit

[Anonymous No.13148833]

>>13148370
post more of your mom's tits you queer

[Anonymous No.13149272]

>>13148799
No it's actually owned by crooked shysters.

[Anonymous No.13149277]

>>13148833
Oh wow another heteronormative thread with some combination of boring straight male chefs, women showing off their secondary sexual characteristics, and homophobic slurs.

[Anonymous No.13149289]

>>13149277
Kys fag

[Anonymous No.13149296]

>>13149289
Go be homophobic somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.13149366]

>>13149296
Homophobe isn’t accurate, nobody’s scared of faggots (except for the AIDS), more like fag-averse. Normal people know you play with poo poo and it disgusts them.

[Anonymous No.13149368]

>>13149296
Daily reminder that faggots reproduce by molesting children

[Anonymous No.13149370]

>>13149366
Have you tried minding your own business?

[Anonymous No.13149372]

>>13149368
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biology_and_sexual_orientation

[Anonymous No.13149374]

>>13149370
Have you tried conversion therapy?

[Anonymous No.13149378]

>>13149366
Is it dark in that closet, anon?

[Anonymous No.13149380]

>>13149374
http://whatweknow.law.columbia.edu/topics/lgbt-equality/what-does-the-scholarly-research-say-about-whether-conversion-therapy-can-alter-sexual-orientation-without-causing-harm/

The simulated birth is the beginning of a psychodrama-packed weekend spent almost entirely naked. First, attendees of the retreat strip down, and tie on blindfolds. Naked and blind, they are led to mattresses laid out on the floor. Staffers swaddle the men in blankets, tight, to “simulate the womb.” The men then wriggle out of their plush blankets—meant to approximate a birth canal—and staffers “come and kind of nurture these new babies…you know, kind of wipe water on their face, and kind of clean them up, and it feels very real,” Hoffman said. Next, the men play out boyhood, with a “crazy, fun father who like bursts into the nursery and says ‘Come on, boys, let's have some fun together!’” (Downing sometimes played the role of “father.”) By this stage, both participants and staff members are nude. The men are lead out of the “nursery” and into a field, where a “wild party” begins. There’s a waterslide, fireworks and “brotherly dancing” around a campfire. The naked men fling mud and throw cake—laid out for just that purpose—at each other. They’re all “just expressing their little boyish energy” for about an hour, explained Hoffman, who now lives with his wife and child in Jerusalem, where he works as a conversion therapy life coach.

https://archive.is/TZ3kj

[Anonymous No.13149384]

>>13149374
Afterward, everyone showers together. “It's just carefree, you know, if there's cake on my back, can you help me get it off my back,” said Hoffman, adding that the nudity “becomes very secondary.” He explained that if men got erections during the weekend, they were encouraged to talk to a staffer to “process it,” talk about what might be causing it until it went away. In gay conversion therapy, sexual attraction is never just sexual attraction; there must be some sublimated drive, deficit or trauma to be dealt with.
Both Levin and Unger attended PCC’s entry-level weekend: Journey Into Manhood. The core theme is a loose interpretation of the Jack and the Beanstalk fairy tale, in which Jack (played by a staff member) is reclaiming his beans—his masculinity. The participants are awarded a satchel of beans to wear around their necks at the end of the weekend. The script dispels any ambiguity early on:
Jack : So what is up with the beanstalk?

Elder [a second counselor]: The beanstalk is a masculine image, a phallic symbol.
Jack: So the beanstalk is a big penis?
Elder: Well, symbolically, yes.

[Anonymous No.13149388]

>>13149374
In another Journey Into Manhood scenario, participants are blindfolded while facilitators bounce basketballs around them in a crude reenactment of grade school gym class, while shouting scripted epithets such as, “Catch the ball next time or I’ll shove it up your ass” and “Hey, guys, let’s get that little queer in the shower.” For another exercise, called “Facing the Feminine,” the floor is littered with “feminine objects,” like a wooden spoon, an apron and a tampon. Participants are blindfolded while counselors shout "Don't touch your penis, it's dirty!" or "I was really hoping you would be born a girl!" or "Can't get it up!" and "You're not the man I thought I married!”
Toward the end of the weekend, participants are emotionally raw, Levin remembers. That’s when cuddling begins.
Spirit Guide [a counselor]: Can you connect to that boy inside you now?
Jack : Yes.
Spirit Guide : Would that little boy like to be touched or held?
Jack : Yes.
Jack and the Spirit Guide then cradle each other on the floor, and the lights go down. Music comes on: Spiritual “life coach” and singer Shaina Noll’s saccharine rendition of “ How Could Anyone .” How could anyone ever tell you that you were anything less than beautiful?/How could anyone ever tell you you were less than whole?
Eventually, all the men are on the floor, staffers cradling participants. Unger remembers staffers whispering “I love you,” “you’re beautiful,” and other affectionate phrases during the cradling—which Downing calls “healthy touch"—as “How Could Anyone” played over and over.

[Anonymous No.13149393]

>>13149378
The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.

http://psycnet.apa.org/record/1996-00463-014

A 1996 study from the Journal of Abnormal Psychology found that homophobic heterosexual men were most sexually aroused by gay male porn than non-homophobic hetero men.

http://psycnet.apa.org/record/1996-00463-014

A 2012 study of 785 college students published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology found that “self-described highly straight individuals” who “indicated some level of same-sex attraction” were significantly more likely than others to “express greater implicit hostility toward gay subjects” including supporting anti-gay policies.

http://psycnet.apa.org/record/2012-02599-001

A 2017 study published in the journal Sex Roles said that men who felt insecure about their masculinity were more likely to make homophobic and sexist jokes to appear more manly.

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[Anonymous No.13149398]

>>13149388
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.13149402]

>>13149398
conversion therapy doesn't work and the shit they do is ridiculous at best, harmful at worst

repressing is not a cure

[Anonymous No.13149416]

>>13149380
>>13149384
is this supposed to make you less gay or more?
>Hoffman, who now lives with his wife and child in Jerusalem
nevermind

[Anonymous No.13149809]

>>13149402
Conversion may not work, but abstinence does. I've been doing it all my life, and I'm not even gay. Sexual intercourse is not food or water.

[Anonymous No.13149813]

>>13149809
Gay people shouldn't be pressured to not have sex just because you are homophobic and are offended by open homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.13149846]

>>13148370
https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en

[Anonymous No.13149853]

>>13149813
Yes they should. The acceptance of homosexuality has been a slippery slope to widespread lax morality. This is not a fallacy. We are already so much further down the slope than we ever should have gone. Society is collapsing around us, and homosexuals being comfortable with sexuality is a key element.

[Anonymous No.13149863]

>>13149853
What if it weren't? Would it be bad to accept gay people on their own merits?

>This is not a fallacy.

it is if you can't prove gay acceptance directly in and of itself was the thing that led to the socially harmful things supposedly being accepted as well

>Society is collapsing around us

the sky is falling!

[Anonymous No.13149871]

>>13149863
A person's sexual gratification is not part their merits. That is one of the many falsehoods that homosexuals have been filling the deranged contemporary world with. Yes, the sky is falling. Empires cyclically collapse, and the signs have come around once again.

[Anonymous No.13149874]

>>13149871
Do you ever get tired of crying wolf?

[Anonymous No.13149895]

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[Anonymous No.13149981]

Homosexuality is a huge problem in our western world. It's the cause of aids and all other stds, sexual abuse and broken marriages/dysfunctional families.
I think it's great that there are organizations out there willing to tackle this massive problem despite our current zeitgeist. Something can be done, you know? People do not have to be "gay".

[Anonymous No.13149993]

>>13149874
Pretty sure you don't know what crying wolf means. I've never done it in my life, and it has no valid application to anything I've said here.

[Anonymous No.13149995]

>>13149993
that's gay "people" for you

[Anonymous No.13150018]

>>13148370
Multi-cook, one pot dishes, drop stuff in, fire and forget. Come back when ready. Much healthier than some crap prepossessed food. IF that is your mom i would help her cook.

[Anonymous No.13150026]

>>13149874
How is it crying wolf when this has very clearly happened before? No one is saying homosexuality acceptance directly causes societal collapse but that it is yet another symptom and contributor to its decay. Hedonism inevitably ruins society because society is only upheld collectively by individuals agreeing to take on the responsibility of maintaining or elevating it at the cost of petty personal gain. As society shifts from individuals contributing to society instead to individuals seeking pleasure and to extract value from society (whether it's the lower class engaging in rampant hedonism and handouts / NEET behavior or high class people basically robbing their own countries to enrich themselves) you very clearly see a shift toward decline since the amount of people willing to take on all that responsibility themselves diminishes. Who wants to contribute when everyone else just takes? And then, collapse. Either on it's own or from another country. Homosexuality acceptance is hedonistic - theres nothing wrong with pleasure, but engaging in it as an identity is certainly unhealthy, as are many other things in life such as gluttony and locking yourself in your room and playing video games on the government dole.

[Anonymous No.13150065]

Don't forget there is a huge overlap between homosexuals and pedophiles. Combine that with the common ingestion of feces in those circles and you may ask yourself if you want that kind of demographic in your society.