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>> No.13142749

>>13142671
Are you a virgin? Legit question. The world must know!

>> No.13142756

DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.13142757 [DELETED] 
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13142757

jesus never existed

religion is a lie

>> No.13142779 [DELETED] 

>>13142749
Unfortunately, no.

>>13142756
It has nothing to do with weed.

>>13142757
Triggered!

>> No.13142780

God bless you OP.

>> No.13142800

>>13142757
A person named Jesus existed, that's an established historical fact

>> No.13142802

>>13142671
>>13142780
God bless you both.

>> No.13142856

>>13142780
>>13142802
Amen.

>>13142757
Seethe more.

>> No.13142882

>>13142802
God bless you too.

>> No.13142907

>>13142671
>porongo completely filled with yerba
>water almost to the top
>porongo so large its enough for only 2 giant servings before running out of water
why don't just drink terere, you turbo faggot

>> No.13142914

>>13142671
Why is everyone who drinks mate a smelly communist?

>> No.13142922

>>13142907
It's actually a pretty small one. I usually finish it in 3 or 4 sips.

>> No.13142940

Is brazilian yerba any good?

>> No.13142946

>>13142907
Hey at least it's not wood or plastic.

>> No.13142952

Oh boi that smells like Argentina

>> No.13142964

>>13142940
Give it a go if you can find any. We've got many kinds, some are coarse, others more powdery. I like it, but it's the only kind I ever had, so...

>> No.13142979

>>13142914
I thought Pinochet and his helicopter rides was a /pol/tard fantasy?

>> No.13142998

>>13142914
Maybe in America here only faggots don't drink mate. Bitter mate, that is, people who add sugar or stuff like that are thoroughly patronized.

>> No.13143023

>>13142979
It is most likely a myth spread by his enemies. Not saying he took the commies to lunch or anything, though.

>> No.13143058
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13143058

>>13142671
very good, indeed.

perfect way to end the day.

>> No.13143059

>>13142671

Everyone in Montevideo drank this shit when I lived there. Nice place but ultimately Uruguayan people are pozzed as fuck. Too relaxed and weirdly kind.

>> No.13143060

>>13142800
Because it was a common name at the time. Doesn't mean anything in the bible is true or remotely historical.

>> No.13143067
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13143067

>>13143060

>> No.13143069

>>13142979
It's not. Also there not as fond of mate in chile as in Argentina, Uruguay or even Brazil.
>>13143059
>Uruguayan people are pozzed as fuck
They're kinda like Argentina's Canada
>>13142800
>A person named Jesus existed
He did, painted my wall last week.

>> No.13143072

>>13143067
Stop brainwashing kids into believing hateful lies.

>> No.13143076

>>13143069

More white people in Uruguay than Argentina though.

>> No.13143078

>>13143067
no point arguing with such people.

>> No.13143080

>>13143072
and Peace be with you, God bless

>> No.13143082

>>13142756
based retard

>> No.13143089

>>13142800
He mowes my lawn

>> No.13143093

>>13143076
Like in Canada?

>> No.13143100

>>13143060
>nothing in the bible is true, even remotely
Okay.

>>13143089
>>13143069
I meant Jesus of Nazareth.

>> No.13143166
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13143166

>>13142671
That midday slow down. I need it brahs

>> No.13143169

>>13142671
Shut up gay

>> No.13143189

God bless you all. I pray that you allow Jesus to enter your hearts and souls.

>> No.13143191
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13143191

>>13143166

>> No.13143201

>>13143189
I have a restraining order against Jesus.

>> No.13143228

>>13143201
all homosexuals do

>> No.13143265

>>13142671
>peso liquido 500g
since when is tea a liquid

>> No.13143276

>>13143265
It means net weight (kinda)

>> No.13143287

>>13142757
>waaaahhh punch nazis drown conservatives hunt republicans assassinate trump rape melania feed them to the lions
>waaaaahhhhh i'm oppressed metoo muh resistance muh global warming muh socialism muh collusion racist racist alt right waaaaaaaahhhhh
>hurr durr muslim ban

You've never dealt with genocide, famine, or slavery in your entire self-entitled life you stupid whiny piece of degenerate shit. Your spoiled pretentious Antifa ass should be dragged out in the night and beaten for all the missed beatings your degenerate liberal parents should have given you. Every thing you lying baby-murdering eugenist hypocrites control is third world ghetto shit.

Stay the fuck out of my state and stay the fuck out of my country.

>> No.13143312

>>13142671
Do you have throat cancer?

>> No.13143330

>>13143093

Most of Canadas under-5s are not white.

>> No.13143356

did you prove that canarias yerba? why the fuck is so expensive holy shit

>> No.13143360

>>13143312
Not to my knowledge.

>> No.13143367

no. Mate is for poor people

>> No.13143376

>>13143356
>why the fuck is so expensive holy shit
Uruguayan yerba is more expensive, they have a different process. I wouldn't say it's better, it's a matter of taste, but it is definitely less "powdery" than Argie yerba

>> No.13143391

>>13143367
>Mate is for poor people
I thought so myself, even though my parents always drank it. But ever since moving out and living on a different state, I began to crave the habits of my people. It's weird. I was also not interested in making churrasco, but I've done it a couple times, still learning.

>> No.13144068

Whats the point in drinking mate? Does it actually do anything? What makes it different from other teas?

>> No.13144094

>>13144068
It's tasty, reduces appetite, it's a diuretic, gives you energy. Also a social activity (for most people)

>> No.13144104

>>13144094
Cool thanks. Need anything special to drink it or can it just be like normal tea?

>> No.13144113

>>13144068
It has caffeine, makes you feel full, tastes good. It becomes a habit, kinda like smoking but not as damaging.
>>13144104
You can prepare it like tea, it's called "mate cocido" here. The regular way to consume it is having a thermos of hot water and pouring it slowly into the mate (the container is called mate, and the herb is called yerba mate) and sucking it through the metal straw.

>> No.13144118

>>13143191
I know, revel berry is way better than the shitty mint one

>> No.13144139

>>13144104
It's best drunk with a gourde, like OP's doing, but if you've never had it, I'd say buy some yerba mate and prepare it like normal tea (you'd need to strain it somehow) and see if you like it and if you want to make the investment of buying all the stuff.

>> No.13144141

>>13144113
Do you try to avoid swallowing the leaves or does it not matter?

>> No.13144161
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>>13144141
The straws we use have small holes in the end that goes into the leaves so you don't swallow them. Still nothing bad would happen if you swallowed a few, just a bit of coughing, maybe.

>> No.13144169

>>13144141
Oh and of course if you're making it like tea strain it. Don't but bagged yerba because it has lower quality, just like with tea.

>> No.13144176

>>13144161
Oh thats a pretty nifty straw. Would be great for loose leaf tea as well.
Thanks for all the info guys, I'll give it a go. Only ever had yerba mate in tea mixes before.

>> No.13144212

>>13142671
I'm gonna get some tonight. I have a Yellow Deli near me. Thanks, anon.

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13144220

y dale, aunque es tarde y no debería

>> No.13144242

OP pone el mate y yo la bombilla.

>> No.13144244

>>13143060
Scholars, even atheist scholars, accept the existence of Jesus of Nazareth as a specific historical figure.
I'm an agnostic myself (though I am intent on studying Taoism and other belief sytems, but that's another story entirely).

>> No.13144251

>>13144244
hes fake news and a spook invented by jews to tear down the roman empire from within

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13144257

>>13144244
>I'm an agnostic myself (though I am intent on studying Taoism and other belief sytems, but that's another story entirely).

>> No.13144262

>>13144242
¡No, hombre!

>> No.13144266

>>13144257
Sh-shut up...

>> No.13144268

>>13144113
>It has caffeine
There are a lot of different teas that have caffeine...

>> No.13144308

>>13144264
>Are you retarded?
Are you?
>>13144268
I didn't say it was different from other teas because it has caffeine. He asked what was the point of drinking mate so I told him that, among other things, just like the guy above me said "gives you energy", I don't think he was saying that other kinds of tea don't. I'm sorry I didn't specify which of his questions I was answering.

>> No.13145495

Is mate a meme drink? I'm a big tea drinker and I like brewing tea and brewing mate seems like a nice detour from my usual habits but I'm apprehensive since hipsterfaggots were hard memeing it for the past few years.

>> No.13145504

>>13142800
>established historical fact
Source?

>> No.13145632

>>13145504
dyor

>> No.13145649

if I move the bombilla would I die?

>> No.13145710
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>>13142671
Superior version.

>> No.13145724
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13145724

Step aside kiddos

>> No.13145752

>>13145649
it would be extremely painful

>> No.13145774

>>13145504
Roman historians

>> No.13145775

>>13143058
>>13142671
I tried this stuff in Uraguay. Tastes OK but why a metal straw? It just burns your lips.

>> No.13145777

>>13142671
Mate and mate don't rhyme you mongrel, fucking argentineans

>> No.13146115

>>13145710
You get the rope.

>> No.13146861
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13146861

Comfy

>> No.13146922

>>13142964
What does mate tea taste like ? Do the leaves get into the straw?

>> No.13146931
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>>13146861
Jesus never existed.

Religion is a lie.

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>>13146922
A good mate is bitter and earthy with some light citrus notes (faggy description, but it's true).

The leaves are retained by the bottom of the straw.

>>13145777
I know it doesn't rhyme, but it was a play on the different meanings of the word mate.

>> No.13146950

>>13146931
Although the Abrahamic religions might seem like bullshit to you, it's imperative to know that the absolute truth of what happens after death is unknown and falling into a specific ideology will always feel like something is missing.

>> No.13146956

>>13146950
Nobody should repress being gay or otherwise change their life because of human-created fictional books.

>> No.13146966

>>13146956
There are people born with sexual orientations that the majority of people would strangle them to death for, yet being gay makes you think it's an exception.

I'm agnostic so really could care less though.

>> No.13146972

>>13146966
It isn't that hard to not be violent or hostile towards gay people, even fem gay men and butch lesbians, for what is beyond our control.

Adults with imaginary friends are not a valid source of information for life-altering decisions.

>> No.13146973

>>13146972
What I said went over your head.

>> No.13146981

>>13146972
>>13146956
>>13146931
Why are you so triggered?

>> No.13146994

>>13146981
Because religious symbolism is used to isolate, exclude, and oppress gay people.

When religion disappears, gay people will finally be free.

>> No.13147009

>>13146994
I hope you are trolling. I can't believe people with this mindset frequent 4 channel.

>> No.13147018
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>>13147009
I am not trolling in the least. Religion is used as a political weapon to deliberately oppress and exclude gay people from full participation in society.

>Oh I don't hate gay people my religion does.

Toxic mindset.

>> No.13147021

>>13142800
Facts that magically appeared 200 years after his death

>> No.13147039

>>13147018
In which country does religion "exclude gay people from full participation in society"?

Being gay is a protected class in the West. Say anything about gays and you will be fired, lose your bank account and all sort of things.

You are, I'm convinced, trolling.

>> No.13147053

>>13147039
Sexual orientation is not a protected class at the federal level in the United States. You are both ignorant and incorrect.

There are still plenty of adoption agencies with a religious backing and state funding that refuse to serve gay parents wanting to adopt.

There are 6 states where gay sex education is explicitly banned as "promoting homosexuality".

This is far from over.

In a majority of U.S. states firing people for being gay is perfectly legal.

Not a single business that refused service to gays in the news recently has shut down due to "losing their bank account". In fact, they all made tons of money from private donations from religious bigots.

Religion is used as an excuse to justify the continues social exclusion and mistreatment of gay people.

>> No.13147073

>>13147053
No one has the fucking time for this on a fucking mate tea thread on /ck/.

Just move to California if you you're so paranoid, early Buddhism appears to have placed no special stigma on homosexual relations.

For the love of fuck, FUCK OFF.

>> No.13147096 [DELETED] 

>>13147073
California is too pricey.

Nobody should have to worry about being discriminated against or mistreated on account of their sexual orientation just because they live in a poorer state.

You could discuss tea without explicit religious symbolism, but that's asking too much apparently.

You push your shit in people's faces, don't wonder why we are pushing back against your bigotry and oppression.

>> No.13147131 [DELETED] 

>>13147096
Just don't shove your gayness into people's faces. Keep your private life private.

>You push your shit in people's faces
The lack of self-awareness is remarkable.

>> No.13147133

>>13147131
I don't control my voice sounding effeminate. You control being deliberately hostile in response.

>> No.13147201

>>13147133
>I don't control my voice sounding effeminate.
Yes, you can. See a speech therapist or google "how to sound more masculine" and such.

Anyway, I hope you convert to the Catholic Church.

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>>13143191
Whats the matter? I thought you wanted people to drink with you? Hot mate sucks on a hot day. The britbongs lost their shit when the found out we were drinking iced tea. Besides its the perfect pick-me-up for that afternoon slowdown.
>>13144118
Its meh