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My wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast. What do you guys think? It wasn't very good.

>> No.13135573

I dunno dog. Prolly could spiffed it up with some vark

>> No.13135579

>>13135573
I'm a 'cha & chupper myself

>> No.13135605

>>13135565
probably could've used more pepper on the potato and egg, bit more browning on the potato. go apologize to your wife

>> No.13135646
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>>13135605
n e w f a g

>> No.13135728

>>13135565
i see the dog has a full bowl, wheres your breakfast tho?

>> No.13135738

>>13135565
i think you made this yourself and you're blaming your wife so chan will be nice and compliment it.

>> No.13135739

>>13135565
it looks like shit
you should hit her

>> No.13135740

>>13135738
>blaming a woman
>thinking 4channel will have greater sympathy
You’re supposed to lurk for at least a year before posting.

>> No.13135746

>>13135565
The next time she wants you to eat her food ask to make sure her eggs don't look like something that came out of a dialysis machine.

>> No.13135760

>>13135565
>started crying
>fucking vaginal jews using crying to evoke guilt in the man instead of owning up to her shit cooking like a responsible adult

god i hate women

>> No.13135768

>>13135746
Nothing comes out of a dialyser looking like that. More importantly what dialysis clinic do you work for? I don't want to be sent there.

>> No.13135769

>>13135565
you're sort of right, not gonna lie, still try to make her feel better, females crying break my heart

>> No.13135775

>>13135565
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.13135779

>>13135768
Sorry I'm day drinking I think I meant a colostomy bag.

>> No.13135786

>>13135565
the eggs literally look like the type of shit food we got at army bootcamp

>> No.13135796

>>13135565
Looks whatever, like a basic breakfast. If it's bland season it at the table you ungrateful cunt. I hope that the next time your """""wife""""" cooks she uses the biggest blackest bull she can find to make you a black son.

>> No.13135806

>>13135796
>overdone rubber eggs
>potatoes with no browing
>bread is broken and the butter spread is uneven

just because you have low standards doesnt mean other people should

>> No.13135841

>>13135775
came here to post this

>> No.13135875

>>13135779
Its ok anon I was day drinking too and I spilled whisky on myself when I read that.

>> No.13135883

>>13135775
You'll be in handcuffs one day, Cletus. I fucking hate Oregon and the scum like you that I have to deal with every day living here. Let me guess, Eugene? Bend?

Truly the Alabama of the west.

>> No.13135904

>>13135740
>You’re supposed to lurk for at least a year before posting.

Try 10

>> No.13135914

>>13135565
Looks like something you eat in prison.

>> No.13135921

>>13135565

Buy some fuckin hot sauce

>> No.13135929

tell her to dry them next time she wants to give you boiled potatoes.

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>>13135883
>not recognizing this very obvious copypasta
Lurk more ffs

>> No.13135933

>>13135565
tell her not to overcook your eggs and add salt/pepper

>> No.13136001

Just needs more seasoning and to be cooked slightly less/more. Very quick breakfast, good macros, I would be happy eating this if my gf made it. Dinner needs to be better though.