Worst Shit You've Watched Someone Order

[Anonymous No.13119826]

I saw no appropriate thread for this story so Im just gonna make one and vent, feel free to vent yourself but either way I just need this as relief

>Be me
>Wageslave at a build your own pizza place
>Operates like subways where you pick your toppings from a line of ingredients
>Food is pretty decent but nothing to write home about
>We do salad also
>Look up to see a familiar fat man walk through the doors
>Imagine Bubble Bass from spongebob as a human
>Enough of a regular that I'm already dreading his presence
>Everytime he comes in he abuses our unlimited toppings and just gets obscene ammounts of topping and makes pizzas that never cook all the way through
>Today he decides to get a salad much to my absolute shock
>"I'm trying to lose weight" he tells me in 100% earnest
>Thus begins the construction of the most repulsive salad Ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.13119832]

>>13119826
>abuses our unlimited toppings and just gets obscene ammounts of topping

Fuck you bitch. Of course people will abuse it.

[Anonymous No.13119833]

>>13119826
...go on. Please. :)

[Anonymous No.13119835]

I've watched my uncle make a "salad" that was only cheese, bacon, ranch dressing and croutons. But he was beaming with pride at his salad, since he's never used a salad bar

[Anonymous No.13119851]

Continuing

>First starts with chopped romaine
>But because he is the worst, he asks for the romaine that we keep BELOW the line
>He claims that the lettuce on the make line is a bit too brown for his liking
>I do as he asks because I just want him gone at this point
>The lettuce bellow is literally the same because it was all prepped at the same time
>Imagine my shark
>We continue to our cheese section whrre normally people either omit the cheese or get Asiago/Parm
>He asks for mozzarella cheese, our not fresh mozzarella that we use for pizzas normally
>Comply because why not
>"Can I get a little more?"
>Normally we only give one tong full unless asked, so I comply
>"More"
>"More please"
>This continues until he has amassed the equivalent of a softball worth of cheese
>We continue on to the meats
>He repeats the same thing he did with the cheese only this time with Chicken and Italian sausage
>We continue on to the vegetables where I assume he'll attempt to fill up on vegetables
>Banana peppers
>A single tong of banana peppers
>Thats all he wanted out of the veg section
>Looking down in contempt at his pille of mest and cheese atop some lettuce garnished with banana peppers
>We get to dressings
>"What dressing would you like"
>"Buffalo"
>Mfw

[Anonymous No.13119858]

>>13119851
>"buffalo"
Kekd

[Anonymous No.13119883]

>>13119832
I dont mind when people get a lot, I mind it when people get a lot and are surprised when they receive a shitty pizza that isnt cooked through because they ordered a mountain instead of a pizza

Either way, continuing

>We do not have a Buffalo salad dressing
>He wants me to get the buffalo sauce that we top already cooked pizzas with and put it on his "Salad"
>I do it anyway because at this point god has been dead for quite awhile now
>I give a normal ammount of dressing
>Que him doing his "More" meme
>His shit is now drenched in Buffalo sauce
>Assuming it's done because the dressing is typically the last step before we toss it
>"Oh and can you also add BBQ sauce?"
>I actually pause for a moment pondering what he had just asked of me
>I have to physically restrain myself from reflexing asking "Why"
>Without another word I grab the BBQ and dump it on
>"More"
>And to top it all off... he wanted croutons on it
>I tossed that salad in absolute confusion and dissapointment as I then watched his elderly MOTHER pay for him at the register
>I handed him his creation
>I watched him eat that whole fucking thing
>He's trying to lose weight he said
>And the worst part is
>He's apparently gotten this multiple times while I wasnt working, that was just my first time seeing it

[Anonymous No.13119888]

>>13119826
Man I love pissing off dumb wagies like you by ordering random shit

[Anonymous No.13119894]

>>13119888
Yes but then you have to either throw away and WASTE, or EAT the nasty bullshit you order. Because as funny as it is to do shit like this, you still paid money for something that isnt even good.

[Anonymous No.13119896]

>>13119851
>Chad NEET with his mommy buying based food vs. Virgin loser making it

[Anonymous No.13119902]

>>13119896
I want you to slather bbq sauce on uncooked romaine and tell me again if it is based, you fucking mongrel

[Anonymous No.13119908]

Not your personal blog

[Anonymous No.13119910]

>>13119835
I mean, at that point just get a steak or something

[Anonymous No.13119913]

>>13119883
Meh, he sounds autistic. Severe autism roots your mind and tastes in childhood. It's unironically not his fault, even if that doesn't excuse him for being a fat disgusting pig.

[Anonymous No.13119914]

>>13119908
That's hardly stopped anyone before

[Anonymous No.13119918]

>>13119826
Nothing. I don't waste my or my guests time watching over what other's order. Why do you do that?

[Anonymous No.13119921]

Ok, and now what really happened.

>regular walks in
>ey bro I have a cool salad idea, do you mind trying?
>s-sure s-sir
>let me get some lettuce
>mozzarella please
>chichen and sausage
>some peppers
>is it ok if we put some one the buffalo sauce that goes on the pizza?
>y-yeah
>looks good man and I'm bulking too! have a nice day bro!
>b-bye

[Anonymous No.13119922]

>>13119918
you could just as easily have said tldr

[Anonymous No.13119927]

>>13119922
You could have as well but we didn't, this is a discussion board. If we all did tldr then there wouldn't be any discussion.

[Anonymous No.13119928]

>>13119902
Oh by the way, I made a mess in the toilet, you might want to check it out ;)

[Anonymous No.13119932]

>>13119928
Do the people who make the food also clean the toilets in these fast food places?

[Anonymous No.13119937]

>>13119928
barkeepers friend helps with that

[Anonymous No.13119939]

>>13119932
Nah but don't tell him that, might ruin the illusion for him

[Anonymous No.13119941]

>>13119918
I have an interest in my surroundings. Try leaving your phone at home.

[Anonymous No.13119942]

>>13119913
Don't autistic people have a thing with textures? Because honestly this whole salad seems like a sensory nightmare

[Anonymous No.13119952]

>>13119942
fags need their mouthfeel and they're a segment of the population that goes to restaurants

[Anonymous No.13119957]

>>13119941
You come across as a control freak, just don't shoot up a school.

[Anonymous No.13119964]

Worked in some small kitchen. A skinny junkie type ordered the meal-du-jour. Girl serving put a good amount of food on his plate, he wanted more. Probably ended up being like 4-5 pounds on that plate.
Funny thing he ate every bit, but then again, I did the cooking.

[Anonymous No.13119965]

>>13119942
I don't know that it's autistic but there are people that claim to taste colors. Maybe it's just different brain wiring, with billions of people not everyone is going to be the same, personally I think that's a good thing. If everyone was the same we might as well all be from Twilight Zone or some shit.

[Anonymous No.13119976]

>>13119942
Some of them do. I have an autist brother that wouldn't eat pasta for years because he hated the texture.
>>13119965
That's synesthesia.

[Anonymous No.13119979]

>>13119976
>synesthesia
That's the word, it wasn't on the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.13119988]

>>13119942
>Don't autistic people have a thing with textures?
Autistic people have a thing with details and patterns when concerning food. So it could be color, texture, cooking method, etc. that they autistically latch onto. Some autistics will only eat white foods for example.

[Anonymous No.13120224]

>>13119826
stay mad wagecuck I do whatever I want

[Anonymous No.13120750]

>>13119826
>unlimited toppings
>NOOOO YOU CANT HAVE THAT MANY TOPPINGS ITS TOO MUCH STOP HIM JANNIES
get fucked wagie

[Anonymous No.13120800]

>>13120750
I think it's usually that they then complain that it isn't cooked all the way through when they ask for mounds of food.
If it isn't cooked properly than the wagecuck gets in shit from their boss.
If they cook it properly the outer layers are going to overcook and the dough is going to burn so the wagecuck gets in shit from their boss.
It's a catch-22 scenario, wagecuck gets fucked either way because of the customer.

[Anonymous No.13120817]

>>13119851
>imagine my shark
Stopped reading there, you dont have a fucking shark.

[Anonymous No.13120834]

>>13119988

You're going into the extreme range of turbo autism there my dude. I am aspie and have an extreme aversion to sauces on sandwiches/burgers.

[Anonymous No.13120841]

>>13120817
My shark.

[Anonymous No.13120925]

>unlimited toppings include meat and cheese
where do you work, i want to abuse your generosity too

>>13119883
>>He's trying to lose weight he said
if he had gotten all that shit on a pizza it would have added a ton of calories.

[Anonymous No.13120942]

i work at a bakery within a grocery store, so people dont come and order some nasty shit very often. just when asking about gluten/sugar free items, which i tell them we have about 2 of. Latinos have the best taste in desserts and 30s-40s age white parents and their kids tend to get the worst. old people just get the same shit.

[Anonymous No.13121011]

I worked at qdoba in high school and there was this severely retarded guy who looked like peewee herman. He ordered a burrito with nothing but ground beef and cheese. Not disgusting I guess but just go to taco bell man, same thing will cost you two bucks.

[Anonymous No.13121181]

>>13120817
>not imagining an increasingly concerned shark making a salad for the character from spongebob

[Anonymous No.13121215]

>>13121011
did he also order as much hot sauce packets as possible? because that may have been me.

[Anonymous No.13121260]

>>13119942
All the sauce would probably smooth it out.

[Anonymous No.13121328]

>>13119851
he's the buffalo haha

[Anonymous No.13121434]

>>13120841
It's a very nice shark.

[Anonymous No.13122024]

>>13119826
I saw someone order tuna on white bread with nothing else on it at subway.

[Anonymous No.13122246]

About 6 months ago, I was drinking in a bar and some soccermom ordered americano with orange juice. I was quite curious and ordered one myself. Never fucking mix those two things. Ever.

[Anonymous No.13122334]

>>13119826
>be customer at wageslave build your own pizza place
>thinks to myself about getting pizza
>talks to friend about getting peetzer
>we bitch about how they never give you enough toppings
>well not today, today would be the day we got based peetzers
The stars aligned and my fate was ordained
>head to build-your-own-bear err I mean pizza place
>talk to 5ft qt3.14 behind counter
>seems like she’s new here
>get my standard red sauce, herb butter, mozzarella, Gorgonzola, and obligatory ricotta
>now comes the time of retribution
>she looks me in the eyes
>”any toppings, sir?”
>”mushrooms, please”
>she grabs two fucking fistfuls of mushrooms
>she unironically covers the pizza
>I can’t see dough anymore
>my brain can’t comprehend what I’m witnessing
As far as I was aware, these places were like subway where they train you to be skimpy
>my confidence and constitution have faltered
>what if this wasn’t the day for based peetzers
>I wipe the sweat of my trembling brow
>i look her in the eyes
>”chicken”
>unironically layers chicken on the pizza like she’s trying to cover all the mushrooms
>how the fuck is this even gonna be a pizza anymore
>what the fuck do I just tell her I want a new one
>can’t find it in my heart to break this qt3.14’s work determination
>what if it’s her first day
>ask her for one last topping
>”b-bacon”
>she actually puts less bacon, but still far more than normal
>I see the monstrosity of mushrooms and chicken before her
>oh well, it’s peetzer
>tell her I’m done and pay

It was definitely soggy but not as bad as I imagined, hopefully her managers fixed her heavy-handed topping problem. Shit was wild, it was like I was living in a dream, given that I was prepared to tell a worker to put extra toppings since I never get enough mushrooms, bacon, or chicken unironically. She taught me.

[Anonymous No.13122367]

>>13119902
I want to slather your asshole with my saliva faggot

[Anonymous No.13122478]

Asshole always order 8 of everything like Tacos or Original Chickens and it always gives me a panic attack. But the biggest pani attack I had today was when I had to make five Crispy Chickens. Luckily there was at least 4 up already that had been sitting for two hours so only one was fresh.

[Anonymous No.13123075]

>>13119826
>get wagie job at Starbucks in a small long island airport
>most of the people passing through are intimidated by Starbucks as they think it's rich people fancy Manhattan coffee
>most people are clueless on what to get, assume that Starbucks doesn't carry just regular coffee
>one lady comes in
>repulsive fat lady with a receding hairline
>crooked gross teeth and breathed through her mouth
>she was huffing and wheezing after walking from the escalator
>she asks a vanilla frappuccino
>she wants the lower calorie syrup and nonfat milk
>then proceeds to ask for 13 splendas thrown on the drink
>not mixed in
>but on top
>like a sugar topping on top of her already sugary drink
>forgot to mention she got it in the largest size we had, i forgot what comes after vente

[Anonymous No.13123086]

>>13123075
that's absolutely disgusting. I can't drink a frap larger than tall because there's so much fat and sugar it's just a stomach ache.

[Anonymous No.13124293]

>>13122246
kaluha in orange juice is good

[Anonymous No.13124311]

OP confirmed for twink faggot servant getting absolutely BTFO by top stinky GutLord

[Anonymous No.13124317]

>>13122478
Imagine living this life. Cut a finger off on the job and join the NEET master race my man

[Anonymous No.13124348]

I used to work in a servo and occasionally this man would come in who was so fat he would be huffing and puffing and sweating from the effort of walking in the store and buying 5 packets of chips and some soft drinks. Thought the cunt was going to have a heart attack. He couldn't even really speak.

>>13124317
Maybe it was this guy. You still kicking?

[Anonymous No.13124364]

>>13124348
I wouldn't be under regular circumstances, but thanks to 20% of your paycheck going to pay my health care bills I'm doing alright! Now if you don't mind, get off your phone and re-stock the Mt. Dew. I'll put $20 on pump 3.

[Anonymous No.13124368]

>>13120817
ooooooooooooo
he got u there anon

[Anonymous No.13124373]

>>13124317
I knew somebody who really did this. He was passed over for team leader for the umpteempth time at the age of 35 and just pushed a finger through a circular saw in a fit of rage. He was an asshole and nobody liked him, but there was still enough solidarity that none of us admitted to seeing him do it on purpose. They installed cameras after that incident, so he was the last guy to get away with it.

[Anonymous No.13124374]

>>13124364
Nah lad, I manage 1000 acre farm now, it was a desperate job post infantry service and moving to a new country with nothing but a backpack but I threw too many shitheads out of the store for it to last. Earned enough to travel the country figure out what I was doing and come back to my roots.

[Anonymous No.13124377]

>>13119894
That’s why I send it back so you have to make it again except better you retarded wagie

[Anonymous No.13124383]

>>13119921
Lmao

[Anonymous No.13124511]

Imagine coming into a store acting entitled, trying to get something over the newest university student desperate for work, the teenagers, the jaded killers from the military who are one step away from being homeless or in biker gangs, the people who are sticking to their company and end up in top management. While you are some fat fuck on welfare with an autistic coffee order. Do you notice the changing faces, the world where only you are a constant?

[Anonymous No.13124515]

>Imagine coming into a store acting entitled, trying to get something over the newest university student desperate for work, the teenagers, the jaded killers from the military who are one step away from being homeless or in biker gangs, the people who are sticking to their company and end up in top management. While you are some fat fuck on welfare with an autistic coffee order. Do you notice the changing faces, the world where only you are a constant?

[Anonymous No.13124584]

>>13119902
I've sort of done that with a subway sandwich, of course there were some more vegetables on top of the lettuce as well and meat underneath it.

[Anonymous No.13124588]

>>13124515
I suppose that's what they look like after going home to their jizz sock and calling a manager who doesn't give a shit

[Anonymous No.13124594]

>>13124588
> he doesn't hide his jizz sock under his bed

[Anonymous No.13124597]

>>13119851
>literal /biz/ wagecuck vs. neet greentext occurs irl
Sad!

[Anonymous No.13124721]

>>13119826
A place where you make your own pie!

[Anonymous No.13124747]

>>13119932
I do both of those things in my own home.
What was your point?

[Anonymous No.13124750]

>>13119921
Haha, this.

[Anonymous No.13124780]

>>13124373
>he was the last guy to get away with it.
I saw something in a documentary or something once about some town in the US where almost everybody was missing a limp or a digit due to "accidents".
I can't find it, though.

[Anonymous No.13124785]

saw a filipino looking dude walk into an italian restaurant and order fish tacos. lady was like "uhh we don't have fish tacos but you can get some spaghetti" i think he took some spaghett to go

[Anonymous No.13124939]

>>13119883
>I tossed that salad in absolute confusion and dissapointment

That's what it's like tossing the salad my man.

[Anonymous No.13124943]

>>13119908
Please direct me to the quality threads on /ck/ you approve of..

[Anonymous No.13124970]

>>13119826
op is a fag and also sucks at greentexting

[Anonymous No.13124978]

>>13122334
based qt3.14

[Anonymous No.13125726]

>>13119851
>buffalo
>no ranch

[Anonymous No.13126287]

>>13119894
Well obviously. Someone who is retarded would only be complicit in that behavior in the first place... I mean how stupid and miserable do you have to be to waste your own money to try and make someone else feel as stupid and miserable as you are... He should consider the rope.

[Anonymous No.13126305]

>>13120817
of course he doesn't have a shark, that's why he told you to imagine it

[Anonymous No.13126410]

>>13124377
This doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.13126419]

I was shopping at the grocery store the other day and some fat neckbeard that was like 35 was with his mother shopping. He caused a big scene because they were out of fresca and he was saying "I'm tryin tuh lose weight! Howm I supposed to lose deh weight if you dont have fresca? It has no calaeies!" Everyone was looking at eachother like "wtf?" I looked at his cart and it didnt have a single thing of produce or fresh meat in it. It was all frozen junk food based around cheeses (hot pockets, pizza) and other shit like corn chips (I swear to God he probably thought it counted as a vegetable) Kraft dinner, etc. It was unreal how he was waddling around like he owned the place without shame.
He was dressed in a really loose dirty t shirt that looked like you could make a 4 person tent out of, cut off sweat pants as shorts and velcro shoes. Hair in brushed and probably hasnt bathed in weeks. How do people get like this? I felt embarrassed for him.

[Anonymous No.13126432]

>>13122334
What's it like always larping and never being yourself?

[Anonymous No.13126440]

>>13122024
What a fucking psychopath!

[Anonymous No.13126453]

>>13119826
when I see people dip anything except vegetables into salad dressing I want to keel haul them. Why the fuck do people order buffalo wings drenched in hot sauce and then also dunk them in ranch? That's so disgusting.

[Anonymous No.13126467]

>>13119883
this guy is mexican, right? Mexicans love piles of shit stacked on top of each other in a big cup, so I could see that. Anyone got one of them webms of mexicans stacking corn, chips, globs of mayo, peppers, quarts of clamato juice, in huge cups?

[Anonymous No.13126478]

>>13124373
When I was in highschool I worked at a grocery store. We'd always fuck around I'm the back. On evenings none of the real bosses were there, just other highschool kids with the title "manager" even though they didnt manage shit. Anyway, so we were horsing around out back flying around on our trucks (the flat carts you see them using to stock shelves with) doing crash derby type shit. I.smashed into my buddy and pinched my hand in between our two trucks. It ripped 3 fingernails out and completely crushed 2 fingers like pancakes and they turned green.

Everyone covered for me and said a box of cans not stacked properly from the daytime shift fell on my hand, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten workmans comp. It was right before summer time, comp is 60% of what you normally make. They take a running average of your last 3 weeks of hours to determine how many hours you will get paid for comp. I was normally working 15hours a week but recently picked up crazy hours (covering other peoples shifts) because I was saving up to go to a music festival so my running average was like 30hrs/week. Got 3 months off, entire summer. Worth it

[Anonymous No.13126490]

>>13124377
>do it again
>get out of my store and never come back

[Anonymous No.13126854]

>>13119921
stupidest fucking thing
OP's story is ironically way more belivable due to the shit I've seen

[Anonymous No.13126863]

>high class german restaurant
>someone orders the wiener schnitzel
>"no sides please"
>"just 40g of shaved alba truffle on top"

[Anonymous No.13127409]

>>13119976
synesthesia is the one disorder i wish i had. In particular i wish i saw sound. That would be fucking dope.

[Anonymous No.13128300]

>>13119988
Who would want to eat foods invented by non-whites anyways?

[Anonymous No.13128310]

>>13119826
>unlimited toppings including meats and cheeses
Could I top my pizza with a second crust on top and ask you to cook it "open faced"?

[Anonymous No.13128406]

>>13119883
this man is an example of why serving customers face-to-face brought out my deepest cynical feelings toward humanity. working in a back of house setting is all i can manage at this lou t

[Anonymous No.13128453]

>>13124293
isnt like orange liqueur a thing? seems like orange and coffee mixes well from time to time. just like chocolate and oranges!

[Anonymous No.13128479]

>>13124317
I wouldn't have money to coax out Neet men, though, and I don't want to fuck my brother because he's ugly, no.

[Anonymous No.13128588]

>>13119932
Arby's register monkey here, I clean the toilets
90% of the time they're fine and I have a lot of younger siblings so it really doesn't bother my beyond the fact that EVERY FUCKING TIME someone comes in while I'm doing it even if we've had no one for 40 minutes and I have to stop, unglove, wash up, take their order, then finish cleaning

[Anonymous No.13128657]

>>13119942
Autist here, there's not really rhyme or reason to it between different people. Sounds like he likes meaty, cheesy, doughy/bready and crunchy textures. I personally like mushy and crunchy, basically carb shit. Vegetables and fruits don't feel right (on top of not tasting good) because they're mushy in the wrong way, or they feel like lawn litter, or they're "slicey" like tomatoes.
I've been wanting an opportunity to explain this one so:
When you bite a piece of tomato it gives a bit in a weird way, then your teeth slice through, and then you can also often feel some connective tissue if you grind it or even just on the way down. Meanwhile is slides around in your mouth like it's alive and feels weirdly slick. It's also why I don't like Jello or gummy bears.

[Anonymous No.13128713]

>>13126419
Once saw a guy come through checkout with what was clearly his mom wearing a suit for some reason, looked adult but just barely. She was buying alcohol and the cashier asked for ID for both of them. He got massively indignant, said "I am not a child", I think he wanted an apology... I had to stifle my laughter. If I didn't work there I probably would've laughed in his face.

[Anonymous No.13128718]

>>13128310
crust isn't toppings, brainlet

[Anonymous No.13128726]

>>13122024
I had a friend who would only eat salami on herb and cheese bread there, with a fuckload of mayonnaise on it.

[Anonymous No.13128890]

>hot chick I knew from HS
>super picky eater
>ordered a pizza with no sauce, just cheese

[Anonymous No.13128946]

>>13120841
Nice

[Anonymous No.13129002]

>>13128310
relevant
https://youtu.be/a8CKLkY6tNo

[Anonymous No.13129083]

>>13129002
nice

[Anonymous No.13129130]

>be me
>be 25
>never worked a day
its ok

[Anonymous No.13129135]

>>13126478
fuck man

[Anonymous No.13129231]

>>13119902
Uncooked romaine?

[Anonymous No.13129240]

>>13129135
Didnt hurt as much as you would think. At least not at first. You kinda go in to shock. When I got to the er the doctor didnt want to give me pain meds because he didnt want to get me pill popping as a teen. So it slowly started to hurt more and more as the shock wore off. When I got home my mom said
>I never thought I'd say this, but if you have any weed now may be a good time to smoke it
Mom knew I smoked weed regularly but didnt like it.

[Anonymous No.13129266]

>>13120841
Woah nice shark my man

[Anonymous No.13129475]

>>13129130
what a loser

[Anonymous No.13129479]

>>13126432
But that actually happened
Why is that even an unbelievable event in your mind? Not outside enough to notice the spontaneity of random events?

[Anonymous No.13129849]

>>13128657
not op but how do you like carrots? isn't that a kind of crunchy too?

[Anonymous No.13129862]

>>13120841
Exactly how I imagined it.

[Anonymous No.13129886]

>>13119826
>Everytime he comes in he abuses our unlimited toppings and just gets obscene ammounts of topping and makes pizzas that never cook all the way through
Thanks for the tip, now I'll be ordering a hot salad ontop my pizza everytime I go to one of these.

[Anonymous No.13129887]

>>13119851
Imagine if he reads this and gains satisfaction in how much it bothers you.

[Anonymous No.13129888]

>>13119826
>Work at subway
>Lady comes in
>Plain white please
>Extra cheese, put on twelve slices of cheese
>Excuse me I said extra
>Bitch this is extra! In a friendly tone and manner ofc
>Well I want more
>18 slices of cheese later, cheese 3x for those who don't know subway
>I want more
>Motherfucking 24 slices of disgusting processd cheese
>Are you happy lady?
>Double it
>I do not process, you want 6 more slices?
>No double what's on there
>48 slices of fucking cheese on a 12" sub
>I stare at disbelief at the abomination that is more cheese then bread
>Any meat on there? Ofc not
>Do you want it heated?
>Oh I don't know, do you think it will be good?
>Bitch this sandwich stopped being good after you took cheese 8x
>I actually reply yes
>take it out of the oven
>I can see that not all the cheese is melted, don't give a fuck
>Any veggies? I already know the answer I pray that I am wrong
>No just mayo
>I get the feeling she wants alot of mayo so I drench it
>More please
>More
>More
>This is now mayo and cheese with a side of bread
>She sits down to eat
>Unwraps the whole thing
>Takes a bite, mayo and cheese squirt out one end
>With every single bite
>Greedily sucks up the conglomeration of fat that has escaped the bread once she is done with the "sandwich"
>Thank you that was delicious!

[Anonymous No.13129967]

Was in line at Subway and saw someone order this monstrosity
>italian herbs and cheese bread
>salami
>provolone
>olives
>lettuce
>spinach
>banana peppers
>vinegar
>mayo
Fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.13129968]

>>13129967
literally whats wrong with that order you double mcnig?

[Anonymous No.13129987]

>>13129967
That sounds good

[Anonymous No.13129993]

>>13120841
Damn, now I want a pet shark.

[Anonymous No.13129996]

>>13119851
>"Buffalo"

[Anonymous No.13130001]

>>13126432
I think it's autistic enough to be true, notice how he mentions the girl was cute even though they never relate or talk meaningfully. he's just overwhelmed by finally having an interaction with a girl and had to talk about it somewhere

[Anonymous No.13130011]

>>13119826
I saw "people" order cucumber lettuce sandwiches at Subway while I was in UK. Cucumber and lettuce. Nothing else, no meat and just a touch of sauce.
This happened on more than one instance.

[Anonymous No.13130020]

>>13119826
OP do you work at mod pizza
this sounds like a mod pizza story

[Anonymous No.13130031]

>>13129968
Well, I don't know if this matters, but I am very gay.

[Anonymous No.13130243]

>>13129888
How fat was she?

[Anonymous No.13131830]

>>13130031
your faggot taste buds are accustomed to feces and salty seminal fluids. Why are you disgusted by a normy sub

[Anonymous No.13131832]

>>13119932
I know they take out the trash. My older brother said they made him take off his gloves to take out the trash. It's convoluted but their reasoning was that if a customer saw you take it out wearing gloves, they'd assume you didnt change them to then make their sandwich.

[Anonymous No.13131907]

>working at subway
>man comes in with his own tuna salad and just wants a wheat footling bread
>he asks me to heat up the homemade tuna salad in microwave
I open the Tupperware
>homemade tuna salad smells like shit
>put it in the microwave and turn the knob
>turn around as he’s running out the door
>think “what the fuck” and run over to the door thinking someone is messing with his car or something
>hear him crying laughing as he hops into his friend’s car
>run back inside and i can hear firecrackers goin off
>it smells like the inside of mother teresa’s snatch
>unplug microwave to find that they had mixed firecrackers in the tuna salad

microwave was ruined and boss fired me the next day for heating up outside food

[Anonymous No.13131922]

>>13119826
Arbie's

[Anonymous No.13131952]

>>13128713
I actually don't get why they card 2nd peoples. Like when I go grocery shopping sometimes I bring my gf, but since she's not getting anything she leaves wallet in the car. Go to get my beer, and we're both carded. Fuck, now she's gotta go get her wallet (sometimes the cashier just says fuck it your fine).
However some mommy with her 14 yo gets her wine without questions.
1, are they just assuming since she's an old bat the kids probably hers or something? Cause I used to get older ladies to buy me booze
2nd, why should they care. They sold it to a 21 or over person, from there isn't it my responsibility to keep it out of underage hands and they can't be held responsible?

Also autism story incoming. Wanted to get her some wine once. Don't know her tastes cause she drinks liquors. Ask dude what a "young girl might like... Err woman... Like my girlfriend my age, not like a kid *hand gesture representing the height of a child*"
He pointed me to some white wine, God I hope he didn't think I was a pedo

[Anonymous No.13132154]

>>13130001
This has nothing to do with the girl tho the story was entirely about my fucking peetzer
What is wrong with you redditors and thinking every story is about girls and every autist on 4chan is too autistic to even encounter girls outside
Everyone who goes to any restaurant encounters cute women, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.13132269]

>>13132154
You need to go back.

[Anonymous No.13132379]

>>13128713
>>13132154
yea I would have to side with the customer on this one. It's always older women grocery store cashiers who make life difficult, no problem selling to someone with a 10 year old but you go through the line with someone in their 20's and they make everyone show ID. They've refused to sell to me because I was trying to use my passport rather than a drivers license. It pissed me off so much, I only ever go to Stater Bros to use their ATM now I even wrote corporate about their ID practices and they never responded. Fuck em.

[Anonymous No.13132385]

>>13132379
oops meant for >>13131952
not >>13132154

[Anonymous No.13132392]

>>13119826
Shut the fuck up wagie faggot

[Anonymous No.13132399]

>>13132392
Euthanize all NEETs

[Anonymous No.13132486]

>in kfc because the closest chick fil a was an hour away
>2 girls in line behind me order the $5 tendies combo
>wagie asks if they want any sauce
>first girl says just ketchup
>second girl says also just ketchup and asks for no gravy on her mashed potato
I thought white people going out of their way to avoid even a tiny bit of flavor was a meme, but this actually happened

[Anonymous No.13132509]

>>13120834
Why do you hate flavortown anon?

[Anonymous No.13132691]

>>13131907
retard lmao

[Anonymous No.13133582]

>>13123075
My sister worked at Starbucks and said it was an unknown stereotype of black women to literally get 1/3 of the drink filled with the flavored syrups, and they’re always assholes about it. Said she knew for a fact that was the reason there were so many diabetic nig-nogs

[Anonymous No.13133634]

>>13132486
At least first girl was a chupper. I wonder if she was in that magical thread?

[Anonymous No.13133665]

>>13130243
Somewhere between adult walrus and jupiter's 3rd smallest moon.

[Anonymous No.13133945]

>>13119826
>Working at a Taco John's
>Taco Tuesday, bean burritos and Hardshells are 85 cents
>Guy waddles up and orders 12 Tacos, 12 Burritos
>Boss sees him and escapes to the back
>WTF bro why you leaving on our busiest day
>Boss comes back with a 40oz cup filled with hot sauce
>Watch the fat fuck soak every taco and burrito in the sauce like its a fucking oreo before eating
>He does this every week

[Anonymous No.13134288]

>>13132269
Dude encountering qt3.14’s in the wild and being autistic is one of the oldest memes on 4chan
Do you even know about the bombing of /pol/ harbor? Fuckin newfag

[Anonymous No.13134358]

I was eating at arby's once and this big lady was there eating by herself. I noticed she had 4 cups of au jus and I was like wtf. I went to refill my drink and as i passed she was drinking one of the au jus straight from the cup.

[Anonymous No.13134376]

Was at the gas station and saw a dude there I kinda knew. He was fat as fuck and had diabetes and he bought every 1 liter rc cola in the cooler then asked if they had any more in the back. To make it worse he was missing part of a leg due to his severe diabetes.

[Anonymous No.13134507]

>>13129888
I used to work at subway and I was surprised by how expensive extra cheese was. That lady must have spent a small fortune on that sandwich.

[Anonymous No.13134562]

>>13129002
wait
Whats the one topping on the top one topping pizza

[Phoebe Applebee No.13134635]

>>13124584
>subway
>hthinks that's meat

[Phoebe Applebee No.13134663]

>>13127409
better to have both, not one or the other

[Phoebe Applebee No.13134666]

>>13128310
How'd you get a picture of my ex?

[Anonymous No.13134669]

Just a quick question. If unlimited toppings is really unlimited what's stopping people from stocking up on cheese and meat just say you want a plain pizza with no sauce just chicken a godless amount of it then after its baked some piles of cheese because "you prefer it that way"

[Phoebe Applebee No.13134677]

>>13134669
Because it's not unlimited, that's just a retard level marketing term that idiots with marketing degrees came up with and shit licking advertisers put on tv.

[Anonymous No.13134691]

>>13126432
>be autistic fat fuck
>girl i think is cute makes my pizza a tiny bit retardedly
>spaghetti and post about it on 4chan
how was that a farfetched story at all?

[Anonymous No.13134697]

>>13134677
How much is it then? I mean Is it sizeable enough that people try to scam the place?

[Phoebe Applebee No.13134699]

>>13134691
It's about as farfetched as this cute girl delivering your pizza.

[Phoebe Applebee No.13134711]

>>13134697
Go onto some website like from pj or any major chain, plus there's taxes and delivery fees, it's retard level which makes me happy that I have a local joint on the same block that I live on.

[Anonymous No.13134755]

>>13131907
if this actually happened then I am sorry m8 that fucking sucks; try to be nice and lose your job. the >devilish meme is funny but that's too far

[Anonymous No.13134765]

>>13134699
???
"qt3.14" is a very vague term. It's not like he said, "10/10 busty babe who was all over his dick". Do you really think someone who uses the word "peetzer" has high standards?

[Phoebe Applebee No.13134774]

>>13134765
Got me on that one but it could be worse, that anon could have used the term "peeter" like skeeter on my peeter got me down.

[Anonymous No.13135331]

>>13130243
Not a land whale, but definitely enough to be able to hibernate the winter

[Anonymous No.13135335]

>>13134507
According to my math, 5 dollars extra
I don't live in the u.s though

[Anonymous No.13135354]

>>13124377
And then we tell you to fuck off because we don't need your money.

I do it with absolute politeness in front of all the customers, nicely painting you like a fuckwit and lying about you having insulted our staff, so the crowd thinks you're a cunt. Chef here, eat my shit with a side of over priced garlic bread.

[Anonymous No.13135824]

>>13131907
Firecrackers wouldn't go off in microwave lier

[Anonymous No.13135858]

>>13119883
I'm literally crying for his mother. Nobody should live like that.

[Anonymous No.13135888]

>>13119851
At first I thought he figured out how to make his own pizza at home and was scamming you for the ingredients but then I reached the buffalo dressing

[Anonymous No.13135939]

>Be at wendys
>family behind me, the teenage girl goes up and asks for a cheeseburger with no cheese, no meat, no bun, no condiments, and no onions
>she literally wants to pay $6 for one piece of lettuce and 2 tomatoes
>proceeds to rant about how she is gluten free and dairy free and vegan
>At wendys
>where literally half of the menu is fucking salad
>instead decided to order a burger and make the most confusing backshit retarded order

[Anonymous No.13135971]

>>13128890
White pizza is a thing dipshit

[Anonymous No.13135978]

worst thing I witnessed while restaurant waiting is fries with mustard

[Anonymous No.13135981]

>>13119908
neeeeeewfag
or b8
kys either way

[Anonymous No.13135994]

>>13135939
lemmme get uhhhh
burger with no meat
no cheese
and no vegetables

[Anonymous No.13136362]

>>13131830
newfag

[Anonymous No.13136437]

work in a sandwich shop so i've seen every combination of toppings under the sun. you just get numb to it after a while. we're not very friendly to heavy customizations in-shop, but we get mile-long tickets for only 2 sandwiches online because that's where people abuse the customization system the most. big things that piss me off are:

1) modifying the meats: most of the time they add a meat that just makes the base price higher than if they'd ordered the other sandwich that already comes with those meats
2) adding mayonnaise & cucumbers to the italian sandwiches. the fuck is wrong with you?

we also have a sandwich that comes with just cheese & bread, and you can order the 16" version, and people actually do this. it's like 11.49 for eight slices of cheese & bread. yeah that's great if you wanna burn your money just to get our freshly-baked french bread then take it home and make it into something else, but you know people are ordering this just to eat it plain like that. it's peculiar, but whatever, go ahead and line my pockets with your money.

[Anonymous No.13136606]

>>13119883
>>13119851
this sounds like it would be worse for you than just getting a normal pizza

[Anonymous No.13136617]

>>13136437
One of the only disgusting things I've eaten in years was mayonnaise on my capicola sandwich. I thought "it's oil and eggs, I like those with peppers and meat, why not?"
it was terrible

[Anonymous No.13137117]

>>13136617
the taste of cap is offensive to most since it's so strongly spicy. "no cap" is the single most common meat modifier in my store. i never understood mayo with italian meats, it goes better with smoked ham and cheese, not salami onions and french bread, but people insist on messing them up regularly.

>let me take that perfect italian sandwich, get it on wheat, add extra mayo, take off the onions and tomatoes, add cucumbers and avocado because i hate food and have no taste.

[Anonymous No.13138016]

>>13135939
Teenage girls in modern times are quite often the stupidest humans around.

They get all these ideas in their head that “good people do this and good people do that” (which is part of why it’s common for them to be liberal) because they watch TV and movies and aren't able to distinguish that this media isn't akin to real life.
It’s even worse if the “adult” women around them are equally this stupid at their adult age, and follow silly trends and take up “causes” to represent themselves, despite taking no real action to make any change in the world. I think this is because of the quote from Ghandi “be the change you want to see in the world”, which every elementary school kid in America is exposed to.
What it comes down to is, in social terms and cultural terms, women are a lot easier to brainwash. They’re kinda preprogrammed to follow the herd, because by being “desirable” to men is what women want, being we are biological creatures. A 50-year old liberal who cheats on her husband, pretends to be vegan, and always voted Democrat with a Hillary sticker in 2019 seems successful. Because people like this pretend they are the happiest people alive outside. Behind closed doors they’re miserable.

[Anonymous No.13138049]

>>13124374
Redback, is that you?

[Anonymous No.13138163]

>>13129849
I actually tried a carrot not too long ago to try to broaden my diet, the texture was bad but not too bad, but the taste almost made me gag, I had to force myself to swallow

[Anonymous No.13138227]

>at my local CiCi's pizza
>It's a buffet but they will make whatever kind of pizza you ask for
>fat (like really fat) couple ask them to make two pizzas
>chicken
>pineapple
>onion
>jalapeno
>anchovy
>no cheese
>white sauce
>two of these monstrosities
>a whole pizza each

[Anonymous No.13138238]

>>13124373
Why do people on this website like capitalism again?

[Anonymous No.13138329]

>>13137117
what I don't get about italian subs is that they always have non-italian ham on them. why the fuck would I want regular deli ham on a sandwich that already has gabagool or proshoot?