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13119374 No.13119374 [Reply] [Original]

whats the most creative way you can present a dish?

>> No.13119377

Huh?

>> No.13119417

I always just plate my Sasquatch Penis.

>> No.13119474
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Generally try creating shapes with what's on the plate, if it's fruit or veggies you can even carve them to look like flowers. Doesn't take a pro to do it, just practice. Also don't try to mimick others and rather use their techniques to paste your own aesthetic on the dish. Pic related

>> No.13119578

>>13119474
but then I feel bad eating it

>> No.13119587

Caring about presentation is a foreign idea to me and when I see considerations for it I assume retardation on their part.

>> No.13119624

>>13119578
I can't blame you but it's its destiny to be eaten

>> No.13119626

*drizzles sriracha on a plate*

>> No.13119730

>>13119474
I'm torn between the beauty of the creation and my hatred of watermelon. Since it is obviously just a picture of a watermelon I can appreciate it as art though.

>> No.13119740

I use a plate. Works like a charm.

>> No.13119743

>>13119730
Are you colorblind? That's a cucumber.

>> No.13119871

>>13119587
I'm convinced women are devoid of tastebuds. They think anything is delicious if it looks fancy.

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>>13119374

Sandwiches served on tennis rackets - Mercure Hotel in Bloombury, UK

>> No.13119900

>>13119374
On your ass.

>> No.13119903

>>13119879
That's stupid. :D

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>> No.13119924

>>13119743
It's a watermelon, the sculptor just didn't reach the flesh

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>>13119374

>> No.13120475

>>13119374
>excuse me waiter, can i have a straw for this?

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>> No.13120584

>>13120578
man it must really take a lot of training to randomly throw shit on a table

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>> No.13120739

>>13120608

>>13120614
"That'll be 500$ sir"

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>>13120578
>someone paid for this

>> No.13121859

>>13119374
At the trump hotels they serve a premium massive cut of bacon by hanging 3 of them from clipboard clips on a little wooden gallows

good bacon, fucking stupid presentation

>> No.13121940

>>13121859
>patronizing a trump property
MIGA, amirite?

>> No.13122179

>>13121775
Someone paid at least $300 for this in fact.

https://www.exploretock.com/alinea/

>> No.13122913

>>13122179
*holds out hand with a smug, knowing grin on his face*
Plus a 50 dollar tip, sir.

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I love novelty presentations, like when they put shit on a block of wood or a rock.
>>13119374
That's fucking stupid. I don't get the trend of putting shit in glasses; sometimes it looks OK in a martini glass but that looks awful.

>>13119879
yea, that is stupid but I kinda like it...

>>13120441
I get the concept but this is poor execution, I think if they were folded more rather than just being a blanket of meat it would look better.

>>13120565
This is just mean to the customer. It's trying to go for that hipster mason jar look but it just looks like a mess waiting to happen.

>>13120569
I love this, the light doesn't fit with the aesthetic but I like the idea.

>>13120578
lmao looks like they're flinging gruel in the hog trough. I'll bet that was expensive as fuck too.

>>13120608
>>13120614
these look a little better than the last one but I still don't get it... What's the dish?

>>13121859
Pic related? I think it looks pretty cool, would be better if all of the wood matched the left column (color looks nice next to the redness of the meat)

>> No.13122986

>>13122972
Well yeah, you're stupid and you like stupid shit, so of course you fucking like it. Stupid piece of shit.

>> No.13122987

>>13121859
>financially supporting (((trump)))

>> No.13123006

>>13122987
trump is good.

>> No.13123013

>>13123006
Good goy.

>> No.13123016

>>13120578
>>13120608

If you want to see something really impressive, ask them how you are supposed to eat this.

>> No.13123027

>>13123013
I'm not even a mutt, dumbass. Trump's a good person, that's why I like him.

>> No.13123028

>>13122986
whatever, you're just gonna eat it anyways so if they can make it memorable enough for people to talk about, that's just good marketing.

>> No.13123031

>>13123027
You don’t have to be a mutt to support Israel, goyim.
Trump is firmly in the pocket of the zionists.
A vote for trump is a vote for Israel.

>> No.13123049

>>13123031
Dude, Israel has firm control over the lardlands since their inception. Be it Trump, Hillary, Bernie, (((they))) have always been at the top of everything. Trump is a much more likable character and is a good person, the shitshow that people call "politics" and poltards like you can go fuck yourself

>> No.13123082

>>13120578
>>13120608
>when shit is so pretentious it surpasses stupidity

>> No.13123577

>>13120578
I will never understand fine dining

Also I'm infuriated that both people were on their phones recording the whole thing. Like isn't the point of a meal like that the sensory experience?

>> No.13123600

>>13123028
Speak for yourself. I'm not going to eat food off a fucking tennis racket you stupid piece of shit.

>> No.13123629

>>13119374
Is it still a dish if it's in a glass? Doesn't it need to be on a dish to be a dish?

>> No.13123645

for me, it's sushi on naked girls

>> No.13123647

>>13123629
The taxes are lower since it's technically being served a drink rather than as a food.

>> No.13123662

>>13122972
Back to Redit you faggot

>> No.13124450

>>13123031
Try harder

>> No.13125495

>>13123577
But anon, how can they show off the "sensory experience" to their pretentious friends if they don't record it?

>> No.13125504

>>13119931
What

>> No.13125785

>>13119924
Its a wateryellown

>> No.13126033

>make delicious meal
>customer won't eat it cause it's not presentable
I'm sorry let me throw a couple of edible flowers and a drizzle of truffle oil so you can show off to your instacuck followers
When will the presentation meme die?