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>>13118817For WHAT purpose????
>>13118817That looks insanely disgusting. Guarantee it came from a flyover
>>13118888It's just a 1960s dessert.Minnesota never got the memo that these aren't fashionable anymore.
>>13118843>looks like sausageTHEN WTF IS IT ACTUALLY??
>>13118864If you'd ever raised children you'd know it's the only way to get a bit of fiber in their diet.
>>13119239No, that you just means you are a complete failure as a parent
>>13118817Just wanna quick bite
>>13119668i don't want to get bit
>>13119646>Dish soap and ice on an avocado
Bring more tacos
pig skin noodlez
>>13118817what a fucking faggot
>>13119018Why would you buy a chicken in a can when there are other alternatives?
hey chefsin about 45 minutes our 4cc divegrass team takes to the pitch to face /mu/ in a rematch of a game for the ages from our winterc Up run.stream to be found herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJjbsTOiPjkmore info about what this shit is>https://implyingrigged.info/next friday we play again, this time against /his/with our final match next sunday against /out/ in the Brad Leone Bowl
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/check out our teams wikipage aswellkickoff still 40 minutes away, depending on the curent matches length
setup for our match is about to startmatchthread here>>13121893
>>13118817i wouldnt eat that shit at gunpoint
>>13118817>American saladholy shit
>>13122005She's just sleeping.
>>13118817That stuff is delicious
Check out this cutie.
>>13122111>when you order 75 small fries but get 2 big onea instead
>>13119239Have you tried hitting them like every parent prior to 1993?
>>13119018This is corpse abuse.
>>13122388Is he attempting to seduce the camera man?
this is anxiety thread :(
>>13122388I know you're being facetious, but I love spiders. Adorable. There is at least one species of completely herbivorous spider too.
>>13122388that cockroach has terrible taste in vegetables
>>13119239i never started feeding my kids handfuls of fucking sugar coated sugar.they still love vegetables.go fucking figure, nigure.
>>13122388He just vibing
>>13119672>Dish soapCondensed milk.
>>13122388That was a fun thread.
>>13122388ayy i was in that thread
>>13123306>Herbivorous spiderRealy now? you got my curiosity.>>13123035Beautiful.>>13119646Is this a kind of self-made avocado icecream? Because if so then avocado icecream is allright, wish I had some salt for it but it was allright.>>13118915These and anything from the 'Pink Floyd' realm are fine deserts, I like them just fine.>>13119018My mom has bought these guys before and dose some SERIOUS dressing up/crock-potting before serving them up. They are pretty depressing but in the right hands they can be serviceable.
>>13118817I've had that before it's delicious, obviously you're just eating a scoop of it, not much different than ice cream
>>13122111That woman looks like an offensive caricature. >>13124318Every time I see this I can't help but think how much it would suck to fall into the hot oil.You know you can't climb out of there before someone gets a rope.
>>13124702once I saw the scale my first thought was falling in too
>>13119646Classic indon culinery
>>13118817Do Americans really?
>>13124328>>>>Anonymous 10/27/19(Sun)15:52:49 No.13124328▶>File: Oyster_Blade_Steak_Street_Food.webm (2.96 MB, 640x360)-[Close]> >>13124318Nice sear... uhhh/...huh?
>>13124328This looks awful. Like a chunk of thick hard rubber.
>>13125367this is awesome dont get me wrong but just because you can doesn't mean you should.sometimes safety regulations aren't arbitrary
>>13125649left is purposely demonstrating how not to eat pizza.
>>13122111Pale, small pathetic fry, leaves women unsatisfied VS big, dark, mighty and imposing fry, makes all women ecstatic, wanting moreWhat are they trying to tell us?
>>13119018BECAUSE THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
>>13125214Covered in butane
>>13123995>look mom i replied to everyone
>>13125649me on the right
>>13122111It's literally just a fried potato, holy fucking shit are New Yorkers retarded.
>>13122111KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKEAlso...>fried twice for extra crispnessYou mean to cook a fucking potato you dumb niggers.
>>13125649I love how he almost kills himself with the knive
>>13122111Way to miss the point of French fries.
>>13126101There has to be a better way.
>>13125938this is extremely racist.
>>13125938That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen
>>13126117Is that a challenge?
>>13126154Even Koreans admit that our food is better.
>>13125938lol you know who ever made that is some hipster faggot paying $3,000 a month to sublet a broom closet in Brooklyn
>>13125917fuck you can make crapes on that thing
>>13123995Bagheera kiplingi is the one known species of herbivorous spider. Spiders are super cool. There's an arachnid species in every biome on earth except the open ocean. There's even the diving bell spider that lives underwater.
>>13118817i wanna kill myself
>>13125649kekese puto hasta se pone guantes, ah pero cuando anda metiendo su pito en la caca no dice nada
>>13124328That has to be frozen, right?
>>13122111How can white men compete?
>>13125649I wanna go whole hog one day. Afraid I might like it too much.
>>13126154I'm from south east asia and live there for a long time. Watching this made me realise that Western Asian people are big cringu and shamefur
>>13121675maybe i like the chicken jelly it comes with
>>13125729Wait, does Europe really mix measuring systems and use grams and teaspoons/tablespoons at the same time?
>>13126345Then buy a whole chicken and make that into chicken jelly. You get even more jelly then.
>>13126332Dude, dollars to donuts a white skank put this cringe together.
>>13126350No mixing.Teaspoons and tablespoons are defined amounts. It's just easier for the normal home cook if you say "1 teaspoon" than to say "3 grams" or "5 grams" depending on what substance you're measuring. Most people don't own scales that can accurately measure single digit grams anyway. It also doesn't matter much if you're off by a gram unless you're cooking professionally, and then you should know your stuff and have the equipment anyway."A tablespoon" is the largest you're likely to see, though, we generally don't use "a cup" as a unit of measurement because that is way too open for interpretation. Once you start using cups you're talking hundreds of grams, and everyone should be able to measure that accurately enough.
>>13126350Yeah, if you're only using a small amount like a tea spoon or table spoon, no meed to get too specific. Although this might be different in other European countries
>>13126401As far as I know it's same shit allover the continent, it's just too convinient as >>13126398 put it
>>13126415Yeah he explained it better.
>>13126112I already have that one, can you post one of the other ones?
>>13125917$15 an hour, thanks bernie bros
>>13126350Yes? It'd be a bit silly to describe small amounts of ingredients in grammes when spoonfuls suffice, unless you're doing something that requires exact volumes, like baking.
>>13124303Jesus Christ Favreau
>>13126065Is this meant as a joke?
>>13125911>they start clapping at the endgod bless
>>13120350i wish people would stop wearing watches while cooking
>>13125911White people were a mistake
>>13122111>s-so cool>its a fried, rectangular potato>a-awsome!
>>13125911do these people not understand physics or something
>>13126172>WOW RIBSwanna see my ribs ;)
>>13126392the king has arrived
>>13119060>>13119070banana, they take a very ugly color when cooked but are actually quite tasty
>>13119018Why would you ever buy a canned chicken instead of a fresh one?
>>13120350pretty nice, should have just fried them to make torreznos instead of doing that overcomplicated stew>>13126502I can't imagine a single problem with watches while cooking
>>13122111>take three potatoes>fry them in shitty cheap oil>"that'll 19.99$!"jesus fucking christ
>>13126662they gross me out :(i dont like watches and i dont like them near my food
>>13123785>>13123960I completely missed it, what happened?
>>13126678Do capitalists really?
>>13126662You wear them all the time everywhere and usually don't sanitize them. They are right at your hands with which you are preparing the food. Wearing a watch while preparing food may not be the biggest mistake you can make, but it's such an easy mistake to avoid that if you make it odds are you're also making 10 other mistakes which are serious.
>>13124702>that beast could bisect your head with a shitty hammer punch jesus christ, apes are scary
>>13125367its better with soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjOh1GrpF2w
>>13126520>3 peso please
>>13126560they look like extremely poor indigenous people in the middle of a jungle, what do you think, you stupid fucking cunt?
>>13125938you can tell this was made by an american retard chicano
>>13126492That's also what the dumbass college kids do when they partake of this behavior.
>>13126154can we just fucking nuke buzzfeed already?what the fuck are they doing putting hindian and chinese food in the same fucking category
>>13126501>>13126499>>13126496>having the nerve to call this cookingfucking hell
>>13126724That is one bloody awesome channel.
>>13126392how does he get out
>>13126743>poor people cant understand fluid mechanicsstfu retard
>>13119018Shakira looks kinda like a middle aged man these days huh
>>13126693>You wear them all the time everywhereexactlyif I take showers while wearing my watch then how the fuck isn't it going to be sanitized?more to add, if you wash your hands before cooking why the fuck do you need to wash your wrists too? are you telling me that you need to wash your entire arm? the wristwatch is never going to come in contact with the ingredients by designand to finish, stop being a fucking pussy crying like a whore about "not sanitized!" being taken to such extreme levels, when first of all you shouldn't have the immune system of a fetus and second cooking itself kills all bacteria anywaythe only possible way you could ever catch something significant is if you smeared your hands in dirt and filth and then cooked without cleaning them. Saying wristwatches are a health risk is amazingly asinine that only an autist would ever conceive
>>13126826how the fuck are poorfags in the middle of the fucking jungle going to get any fucking education to understand fluid dynamics, cunt?
>>13122111I had some hope when it went "What makes these fries so giant?" that they were secretly stuffed with cheese or something but no, just a giant fucking potato, great.
>>13123035So who's the friend nobody likes that's getting an omlette that's literally just a rolled up egg?
>>13126839>le poor people dont have schools>le poor people cant learn about sciencejesus christ
>>13125649>the virgin snack>THE CHAD FEAST
>>13126883wow real good job changing a single word from the filename you fucking dope
>>13126866literally yes, I'm really fucking baffled that you find it so hard to believe that there are peasant bumfucks in the middle of nowhere ricefields whose education doesn't include fluid dynamics
>>13126832>do you need to wash your wrists too?Yes.
>>13121675Could probably make a pretty good soup with it.
>>13126455This is like that andy warhol movie where the guy eating the apple never makes any progress
>>13126896Sorry, I can't read.
>>13126904im really surprised you think that poor people are inherently stupid. fluid dynamics is a useful piece of knowledge for lots of technology they probably use (such as a pump). i doubt that their poor community as a whole doesnt understand fluid mechanics
>>13126928they understand what a pump is and how it worksthey can't understand why it worksand yes, everybody, not just poor people, absolutely every single fucking human being on earth, is extremely stupid without educationkill yourself already, this is a food thread
>>13126922What? I can't understand you I'm deaf.
>>13126560They're probably more bemused by why you would even do it in the first place. Maybe they think that's how everyone in America drinks from cans instead of the obvious way everyone does.
>>13126499We should have bombed Mexico instead of Iraq
>>13126172To be fair that is the pinnacle of american cuisine. There's not much out there that's better than a good rib.
>>13126958thanks, a new video to show my friends
>>13126504What is that stuff, anyways?
>>13126504>1 Paint on a very thick layer of plaster>2 Add popcorn style texturing>3 Add color spray to help indicate texture depth>4 Add disk shaped wood chips for support>5 Cover in liquid form insulation and set to dry
>>13126101I've never used a circular pizza cutter that wasn't dull as fuck and they're goddamn impossible to sharpen. Great idea.
>>13126398>No mixing.What? That absolutely is mixing. Teaspoons and tablespoons are imperial units, not metric. Every measurement is a 'defined amount' so that's a meaningless tautology.
>>13126678It's NYC. Raw potatoes probably start at like 5 bucks a pound anyway.
>>13118843banana rice?maybe a banana rice pudding would b egood...
>>13124318i love plov
>>13124702Funny you say that because former leader of Uzbekistan was known to boil people alive
>>13126105Great, soggy pizza.
>>13127205nigga, its impossible to make potatoes expensive, not even in NYC
>>13122111I want to honk her nose.
>>13126993Honestly i think it goes beyond just it being ribs. Good meat is the pinnacle of cuisine and crosses between all cultures.
>>13122111>the chef wanted to do something more with potatoes>so he fried it wholewala
>>13126496>>13126499>>13126501>>13126504>>13126520I can't help but feel like some chips, cucumber, onion, mango, cotija, chamoy, and hot sauce would be pretty great on its own. Mexico is like that guy who makes a perfectly fine slab of ribs, then drowns the thing in a a barbecue sauce consisting of Coca-Cola, honey, chocolate syrup, and a bottle of Cattleman's.
>>13127168No joke, a Bowie knife is really good at slicing pizza. Any knife with a big belly is great. Give it a try some time. Better than a regular pizza slicer.
>>13127668I feel like just using a chef's knife would be better at that point.
>>13125367lost it on the thumbs up, the russian nikola tesla for sure
>>13127734Is this gyo'za?
>>13123035damn he trims the edges so cleanly and straight
>>13126943>every single fucking human being on earth, is extremely stupid without educationYou don't need education to be smart you fucking buffoon.
>>13125938>tamales for breakfast, lunch and dinneri mean you can but is not suggested to eat tamales continuously also the concha with one bite you make an entire mess
Israel should receive $0 in foreign aid
>>13126105great, now its soaked
>>13126496it bothers me how it is spilling as he continues to add more stuff also>that daughter of hissuegrooo
>>13128522But how does she get out?
>>13128522Why is it that all the Korean street food I see seems to be extremely egg-heavy? Like, it's almost always some form of omlette or other egg-y breakfast food.
>>13126217Link me a sider that live on the north/south poles.
>>13128575eggs are the rice or wheat of meat products
>>13128587The north pole has the arctic wolf spider, which is a proper spider. And for the south pole, I said arachnid, not spider. Some of the only full time residents of the south pole are arachnids, actually. Mites, to be specific. https://www.livescience.com/30991-weird-wildlife-real-animals-antarctica-penguins.html
>>13128621Thats pritty cool, thanks anon.
>>13128627Thanks, I'm glad you like. I fucking love spiders.
>>13118817I hate Americans SO fucking much
>>13128575eggs your replacement for meat
>>13128621love this chain of replies.
>>13119239*lacks control of people below them**lacks control of self*Oh yeah, this is the public internet.
>>13128634they can be pritty neat, im just glad we dont have any big venomous ones where I live
>>13128661The venomous ones can be pretty too! But yeah, I'd probably have a different opinion if I lived where ones that could kill me were common. I've never been into femdom.[/pretend]
>>13128648can't upvote here you stupid dumb faggotyou redditors stick out like sore thumbs
>>131287384chan has upvotes and downvotes. To upvote someone, reply "based" to their comment; to downvote, "cringe".
>>13125917where's the luv?
>>13126922Did you not go to school in your jungle?
>>13129120This but unironically.
>>13125938>left handed forkWhy does this bother me so much
>>13129409would try it desu
>>13129409Zoomers are so fucking retarded
>>13119668Looks like something I'd do drunk, by myself, with my dick.
>>13129409>Dude what if I just put all my side dishes on the pizza and fold it>that's fucking dumb>And call it a pizza burrito>OMG WHEN CAN I PAY EXTRA FOR THIS
>>13129428that must be quite fun to do
>>13129409Call me out if i'm wrong but isn't that just an oversized and overstuffed calzone?
>>13125938mexicans are fucking disgusting
>>13118817Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you to...>American salad
>>13118817?apple and snickerswhy do american do this?
>>13125649Reminder that the video on the right was staged.
>>13129721It was? Why would anyone stage that?
>>13129716>mfw 8 scoopswhy milk chocolate though that shit is the worst. bittersweet is where its at
>>13129692They're superior to you and run the planet.
Does anyone have that webm of the curried whole eggs that used to be posted all the time?
>>13129865Gonna try to make this on the weekend
>>13119668Did he die?
>>13124310>dark chocolate powderare you really too retarded to call it cocoa?
>>13126520what the fuck
>>13128641Inferiority complex. Must be difficult. They never even think about your nation.
>>13126101the only way to get a properly "sliced" pizza is to use a pair of scissors
>>13129894Are Americans really proud of solipsistic ignorance?
>>13126499okay I'm starting to get pissed off, what the hell is mexico's problem? explain yourselves beaners
>>13129409Does Insider actually do videos on anything other than "WOAH LOOK AT THIS OVERPRICED DEEP FRIED GIANT SHIT! IT'S SO FUCKING WACKY THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN 15 MINUTES TO THINK OF!"
>>13126501this is making me anxious
>>13126496>>13126499>>13126501>>13126504>>13126520Where are these places? California? This shit wouldn't sell on the east coast
>>13126718Yeah, I guess most of us knew already but this webm really screams "don't fuck with a gorilla"I watched it a dozen times to see if he had a rock hidden in his hand. He doesn't.Meanwhile, in the world of humans...
>>13130080oh godno, please no, that fucking webm, jesus christ
>>13129710buzzfed needs to be deleted
>>13129706I was going to call it disgusting, but it is quite apropiate for halloween
>>13118817A full grown woman asked for a hot dog with nothing on it and proceeded to eat it.
>>13129561stay mad faggot
>>13129702>the resemblance to tapeworms inside piss is uncanny
>>13130080Always so hard to watch, holy fuck.
>>13126221If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression, dealing with negative thinking patterns.Link to PDF: http://www.mediafire.com/file/sdydy3n2mdpueck/%2528harper._health%2529_burns_david_d_-feeling_good__the_new_mood_therapy_revised_and_updated-avon_books_harper_%25282009%2529.pdf/file(if you don't want to use Mediafire, look for it on libgen.is - it's a good site for PDFs in general - browse/download at your own discretion).Also listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmDwl2-IZEkIt's an audiobook of 'Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway' by Susan Jeffers, a self-help book on overcoming anxiety.You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect).It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com for learning materials.Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>/sci/thread/S10221251 Go get some sun.
>>13129672I seriously hope the person filming this immediately got up afterwards and left without paying
>>13125367Based and educational to boot
>>13126685faggot>>13126693Watches aren't worn on the hand and basically all professional chefs are watch nerds. Knowing the time and having it on you at all times is an invaluable tool while cooking.
>>13130080This is /ck/s version of batonny chop chop
>>13130314waitwhat the fuck is she drinkingwhat the fuck is that?
>>13119018WTF, I thought they came from eggs?
>>13131099butter and popcorn
>>13126154vietnamese iced coffee is terrible. a friend took me because she loves it. the stuff is so fucking sweet; it's made with sweetened condensed milk and added sugar.
>>13123035>eggs cooked all the way solidIt's like eating steak well done tbqh
>>13125938>>13126154But wouldn't you get cancelled if you did it properly? Is this a joke or an instruction manual?also>potato chips>chicken noodle soup>spaghetti>yogurt>bbq>coffee>literally anything without rice>tomato soup>fries>the act of buying pre-made food>dairy products of any kindImagine being so desperate for something to latch onto that you actually try to pass these things off as imitations of Asian "cuisine".
>>13126101You know just by looking at him that he knows how pizzas work
>>13128575They're cheap, easy to purchase and move in bulk, and easy to store without worry of pests or parasites getting into them
>>13129706That's actually a pretty interesting way to produce such a horrific visual, might be a bit too saucy with the injection though I'd have dry-rubbed the outside.
>>13132341nice vinesauce mime
>>13126690Guy fucked a spider
>>13118864>>13118888>STOP HAVING FUN!>YOU CAN'T ENJOY THIS!roastie coasties
>>13129120I'm sure you can program the machine's motions to add jitteryness emulating human fault
>>13122111>retarded idea>n*gger chefwow
>>13125938I dont get why this got so many negative comments. It's just two stereotypes put side by side.
>>13128522how do I get in without breaking all her eggs?
>>13126798Nobody called it cooking.
>>13130314>this ugly fucking mutant has probably mated and had children that are becoming equally fat and disgusting and will perpetuate the cycle until they become literal immobile blobs of fatI don't like this new obese future we are heading towards.
>>13133108Climate change will take of it
>>13131605kys baiting retard
>>13126154>completely missing the point of naan bread by eating with a fork
>>13122111why is it always americans who ruin every food in the world?
>>13126236speak an actual language, spic
>>13129706At first I thought these were ayam cemani wings. Seeing that it's just food colouring was disappointing.
>>13129120it's made by robot house wifes who wanna marry a nice human man
Is the point of this that every asian country is a one trick pony in terms of food?
>>13131191It's beer with popcorn not butter
>>13130045It's in Mexico
>>13122388kept waiting for the spider to jump at the camera
>>13126993the best thing I ever ate was Franklin's pork ribs
>>13129702>Japanese TapasJust call it a fucking Izakaya, idk why this triggers me so much
>>13130657Not him but thanks. I'll check some of this out.
>>13127210>>13119060Some kind of chocolate candy sticks from japan. webm comes from Gaki No Tsukai's small cooking series.
>>13130314Ohhhh... Oh Jesus no. :(
>>13119646Why is there a spider in the avocado
>>13132954They see talking about differences as boasting. It's a real guaranteed_replies.webm
>>13129876i don't really know shit about baking but it's probably a different kind of cocoa from normal dude. do you think it would go that black if it was normal cocoa powder?
>>13125938just show "me" eating shit why don't you
>>13122111NYC is a literal hellscape.
>>13129672>Goes and eats third-world street food>Gets shocked that its made in third-world conditions