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13118817 No.13118817 [Reply] [Original]

We're playing for bonus points this round. Five extra points for any webms that are Halloween or at least fall related.

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>> No.13118864

For WHAT purpose????

>> No.13118888

That looks insanely disgusting. Guarantee it came from a flyover

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It's just a 1960s dessert.
Minnesota never got the memo that these aren't fashionable anymore.

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>> No.13119060

>looks like sausage

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>> No.13119239

If you'd ever raised children you'd know it's the only way to get a bit of fiber in their diet.

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>> No.13119667

No, that you just means you are a complete failure as a parent

>> No.13119668
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Just wanna quick bite

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i don't want to get bit

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>Dish soap and ice on an avocado

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Bring more tacos

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>> No.13120350
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pig skin noodlez

>> No.13120381

what a fucking faggot

>> No.13120405

>amerishart salad

>> No.13121675

Why would you buy a chicken in a can when there are other alternatives?

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hey chefs
in about 45 minutes our 4cc divegrass team takes to the pitch to face /mu/ in a rematch of a game for the ages from our winterc Up run.

stream to be found here

more info about what this shit is

next friday we play again, this time against /his/
with our final match next sunday against /out/ in the Brad Leone Bowl

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check out our teams wikipage aswell

kickoff still 40 minutes away, depending on the curent matches length

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setup for our match is about to start
matchthread here

>> No.13122005

Poor bird

>> No.13122097

i wouldnt eat that shit at gunpoint

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>> No.13122156

>American salad
holy shit

>> No.13122160 [DELETED] 

She's just sleeping.

>> No.13122218

That stuff is delicious

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>> No.13122388
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Check out this cutie.

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>> No.13122396

>when you order 75 small fries but get 2 big onea instead

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>> No.13122440

Have you tried hitting them like every parent prior to 1993?

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>> No.13122720

very neta

>> No.13122974

This is corpse abuse.

>> No.13122976

Is he attempting to seduce the camera man?

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>> No.13123263

this is anxiety thread :(

>> No.13123306

I know you're being facetious, but I love spiders. Adorable. There is at least one species of completely herbivorous spider too.

>> No.13123355

that cockroach has terrible taste in vegetables

>> No.13123365

i never started feeding my kids handfuls of fucking sugar coated sugar.
they still love vegetables.
go fucking figure, nigure.

>> No.13123504

He just vibing

>> No.13123561

>Dish soap
Condensed milk.

>> No.13123785

That was a fun thread.

>> No.13123960

ayy i was in that thread

>> No.13123995

>Herbivorous spider
Realy now? you got my curiosity.
Is this a kind of self-made avocado icecream? Because if so then avocado icecream is allright, wish I had some salt for it but it was allright.
These and anything from the 'Pink Floyd' realm are fine deserts, I like them just fine.
My mom has bought these guys before and dose some SERIOUS dressing up/crock-potting before serving them up. They are pretty depressing but in the right hands they can be serviceable.

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>> No.13124326

I've had that before it's delicious, obviously you're just eating a scoop of it, not much different than ice cream

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That woman looks like an offensive caricature.

Every time I see this I can't help but think how much it would suck to fall into the hot oil.
You know you can't climb out of there before someone gets a rope.

>> No.13124717

once I saw the scale my first thought was falling in too

>> No.13124938

Classic indon culinery

>> No.13124951

Do Americans really?

>> No.13124956

>Anonymous 10/27/19(Sun)15:52:49 No.13124328▶
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> >>13124318

Nice sear... uhhh/...huh?

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>> No.13125214

This looks awful. Like a chunk of thick hard rubber.

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>> No.13125380

Pretty based

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>instagram food

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this is awesome dont get me wrong but just because you can doesn't mean you should.
sometimes safety regulations aren't arbitrary

>> No.13125720

left is purposely demonstrating how not to eat pizza.

>> No.13125723

Pale, small pathetic fry, leaves women unsatisfied VS big, dark, mighty and imposing fry, makes all women ecstatic, wanting more

What are they trying to tell us?

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>> No.13125873

Covered in butane

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>> No.13125919

>look mom i replied to everyone

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>> No.13125943

me on the right

>> No.13126039

It's literally just a fried potato, holy fucking shit are New Yorkers retarded.

>> No.13126061


>fried twice for extra crispness

You mean to cook a fucking potato you dumb niggers.

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>> No.13126079

I love how he almost kills himself with the knive

>> No.13126088

Way to miss the point of French fries.

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>> No.13126102

Impressive image

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There has to be a better way.

>> No.13126108

this is extremely racist.

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lol mexico

>> No.13126117

That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen

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Is that a challenge?

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Even Koreans admit that our food is better.

>> No.13126183

lol you know who ever made that is some hipster faggot paying $3,000 a month to sublet a broom closet in Brooklyn

>> No.13126203

fuck you can make crapes on that thing

>> No.13126217
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Bagheera kiplingi is the one known species of herbivorous spider. Spiders are super cool. There's an arachnid species in every biome on earth except the open ocean. There's even the diving bell spider that lives underwater.

>> No.13126221

i wanna kill myself

>> No.13126236

ese puto hasta se pone guantes, ah pero cuando anda metiendo su pito en la caca no dice nada

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>> No.13126274

That has to be frozen, right?

>> No.13126302


How can white men compete?

>> No.13126328

I wanna go whole hog one day. Afraid I might like it too much.

>> No.13126332

I'm from south east asia and live there for a long time. Watching this made me realise that Western Asian people are big cringu and shamefur

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maybe i like the chicken jelly it comes with

>> No.13126350

Wait, does Europe really mix measuring systems and use grams and teaspoons/tablespoons at the same time?

>> No.13126358

Then buy a whole chicken and make that into chicken jelly. You get even more jelly then.

>> No.13126375

Dude, dollars to donuts a white skank put this cringe together.

>> No.13126392
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the jelly

>> No.13126398

No mixing.
Teaspoons and tablespoons are defined amounts. It's just easier for the normal home cook if you say "1 teaspoon" than to say "3 grams" or "5 grams" depending on what substance you're measuring. Most people don't own scales that can accurately measure single digit grams anyway. It also doesn't matter much if you're off by a gram unless you're cooking professionally, and then you should know your stuff and have the equipment anyway.
"A tablespoon" is the largest you're likely to see, though, we generally don't use "a cup" as a unit of measurement because that is way too open for interpretation. Once you start using cups you're talking hundreds of grams, and everyone should be able to measure that accurately enough.

>> No.13126401

Yeah, if you're only using a small amount like a tea spoon or table spoon, no meed to get too specific. Although this might be different in other European countries

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>> No.13126415

As far as I know it's same shit allover the continent, it's just too convinient as >>13126398 put it

>> No.13126417

Yeah he explained it better.

>> No.13126423

I already have that one, can you post one of the other ones?

>> No.13126427


$15 an hour, thanks bernie bros

>> No.13126435

Yes? It'd be a bit silly to describe small amounts of ingredients in grammes when spoonfuls suffice, unless you're doing something that requires exact volumes, like baking.

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>> No.13126459

Jesus Christ Favreau

>> No.13126488

Is this meant as a joke?

>> No.13126492

>they start clapping at the end
god bless

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>> No.13126502

i wish people would stop wearing watches while cooking

>> No.13126503


White people were a mistake

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>> No.13126512

>s-so cool
>its a fried, rectangular potato

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>> No.13126560

do these people not understand physics or something

>> No.13126585

wanna see my ribs ;)

>> No.13126588

the king has arrived

>> No.13126644

banana, they take a very ugly color when cooked but are actually quite tasty

>> No.13126650

Why would you ever buy a canned chicken instead of a fresh one?

>> No.13126662

pretty nice, should have just fried them to make torreznos instead of doing that overcomplicated stew
I can't imagine a single problem with watches while cooking

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>take three potatoes
>fry them in shitty cheap oil
>"that'll 19.99$!"

jesus fucking christ

>> No.13126685

they gross me out :(
i dont like watches and i dont like them near my food

>> No.13126690

I completely missed it, what happened?

>> No.13126692

Do capitalists really?

>> No.13126693

You wear them all the time everywhere and usually don't sanitize them. They are right at your hands with which you are preparing the food. Wearing a watch while preparing food may not be the biggest mistake you can make, but it's such an easy mistake to avoid that if you make it odds are you're also making 10 other mistakes which are serious.

>> No.13126718

>that beast could bisect your head with a shitty hammer punch
jesus christ, apes are scary

>> No.13126724

its better with sound

>> No.13126740

>3 peso please

>> No.13126743

they look like extremely poor indigenous people in the middle of a jungle, what do you think, you stupid fucking cunt?

>> No.13126768

you can tell this was made by an american retard chicano

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>> No.13126772

That's also what the dumbass college kids do when they partake of this behavior.

>> No.13126782

can we just fucking nuke buzzfeed already?

what the fuck are they doing putting hindian and chinese food in the same fucking category

>> No.13126798

>having the nerve to call this cooking
fucking hell

>> No.13126801

kill yourself

>> No.13126811

That is one bloody awesome channel.

>> No.13126825

how does he get out

>> No.13126826

>poor people cant understand fluid mechanics
stfu retard

>> No.13126831

Shakira looks kinda like a middle aged man these days huh

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>You wear them all the time everywhere
if I take showers while wearing my watch then how the fuck isn't it going to be sanitized?

more to add, if you wash your hands before cooking why the fuck do you need to wash your wrists too? are you telling me that you need to wash your entire arm? the wristwatch is never going to come in contact with the ingredients by design

and to finish, stop being a fucking pussy crying like a whore about "not sanitized!" being taken to such extreme levels, when first of all you shouldn't have the immune system of a fetus and second cooking itself kills all bacteria anyway
the only possible way you could ever catch something significant is if you smeared your hands in dirt and filth and then cooked without cleaning them. Saying wristwatches are a health risk is amazingly asinine that only an autist would ever conceive

>> No.13126839

how the fuck are poorfags in the middle of the fucking jungle going to get any fucking education to understand fluid dynamics, cunt?

>> No.13126846

I had some hope when it went "What makes these fries so giant?" that they were secretly stuffed with cheese or something but no, just a giant fucking potato, great.

>> No.13126850

So who's the friend nobody likes that's getting an omlette that's literally just a rolled up egg?

>> No.13126866

>le poor people dont have schools
>le poor people cant learn about science
jesus christ

>> No.13126883

>the virgin snack

>> No.13126896

wow real good job changing a single word from the filename you fucking dope

>> No.13126904

literally yes, I'm really fucking baffled that you find it so hard to believe that there are peasant bumfucks in the middle of nowhere ricefields whose education doesn't include fluid dynamics

>> No.13126913

>do you need to wash your wrists too?

>> No.13126914

Could probably make a pretty good soup with it.

>> No.13126918

This is like that andy warhol movie where the guy eating the apple never makes any progress

>> No.13126922

Sorry, I can't read.

>> No.13126928

im really surprised you think that poor people are inherently stupid. fluid dynamics is a useful piece of knowledge for lots of technology they probably use (such as a pump). i doubt that their poor community as a whole doesnt understand fluid mechanics

>> No.13126943

they understand what a pump is and how it works
they can't understand why it works

and yes, everybody, not just poor people, absolutely every single fucking human being on earth, is extremely stupid without education

kill yourself already, this is a food thread

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>> No.13126960

What? I can't understand you I'm deaf.

>> No.13126974

They're probably more bemused by why you would even do it in the first place. Maybe they think that's how everyone in America drinks from cans instead of the obvious way everyone does.

>> No.13126991

We should have bombed Mexico instead of Iraq

>> No.13126993

To be fair that is the pinnacle of american cuisine. There's not much out there that's better than a good rib.

>> No.13127008

thanks, a new video to show my friends

>> No.13127024

What is that stuff, anyways?

>> No.13127104

>1 Paint on a very thick layer of plaster
>2 Add popcorn style texturing
>3 Add color spray to help indicate texture depth
>4 Add disk shaped wood chips for support
>5 Cover in liquid form insulation and set to dry

>> No.13127168

I've never used a circular pizza cutter that wasn't dull as fuck and they're goddamn impossible to sharpen. Great idea.

>> No.13127200

>No mixing.
What? That absolutely is mixing. Teaspoons and tablespoons are imperial units, not metric. Every measurement is a 'defined amount' so that's a meaningless tautology.

>> No.13127205

It's NYC. Raw potatoes probably start at like 5 bucks a pound anyway.

>> No.13127210

banana rice?

maybe a banana rice pudding would b egood...

>> No.13127240

i love plov

>> No.13127247

Funny you say that because former leader of Uzbekistan was known to boil people alive

>> No.13127269

Great, soggy pizza.

>> No.13127297
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nigga, its impossible to make potatoes expensive, not even in NYC

>> No.13127355

I want to honk her nose.

>> No.13127364

Honestly i think it goes beyond just it being ribs. Good meat is the pinnacle of cuisine and crosses between all cultures.

>> No.13127395

>the chef wanted to do something more with potatoes
>so he fried it whole

>> No.13127473

I can't help but feel like some chips, cucumber, onion, mango, cotija, chamoy, and hot sauce would be pretty great on its own. Mexico is like that guy who makes a perfectly fine slab of ribs, then drowns the thing in a a barbecue sauce consisting of Coca-Cola, honey, chocolate syrup, and a bottle of Cattleman's.

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No joke, a Bowie knife is really good at slicing pizza. Any knife with a big belly is great. Give it a try some time. Better than a regular pizza slicer.

>> No.13127673

I feel like just using a chef's knife would be better at that point.

>> No.13127708

lost it on the thumbs up, the russian nikola tesla for sure

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>> No.13127759

Is this gyo'za?

>> No.13127804

damn he trims the edges so cleanly and straight

>> No.13127813

>every single fucking human being on earth, is extremely stupid without education
You don't need education to be smart you fucking buffoon.

>> No.13128509

>tamales for breakfast, lunch and dinner
i mean you can but is not suggested to eat tamales continuously also the concha with one bite you make an entire mess

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Israel should receive $0 in foreign aid

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great, now its soaked

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>> No.13128550

it bothers me how it is spilling as he continues to add more stuff also
>that daughter of his

>> No.13128563

But how does she get out?

>> No.13128575

Why is it that all the Korean street food I see seems to be extremely egg-heavy? Like, it's almost always some form of omlette or other egg-y breakfast food.

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>> No.13128587

Link me a sider that live on the north/south poles.

>> No.13128589

eggs are the rice or wheat of meat products

>> No.13128621
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The north pole has the arctic wolf spider, which is a proper spider. And for the south pole, I said arachnid, not spider. Some of the only full time residents of the south pole are arachnids, actually. Mites, to be specific.

>> No.13128627

Thats pritty cool, thanks anon.

>> No.13128634

Thanks, I'm glad you like. I fucking love spiders.

>> No.13128641

I hate Americans SO fucking much

>> No.13128646

eggs your replacement for meat

>> No.13128648

love this chain of replies.

>> No.13128660

*lacks control of people below them*
*lacks control of self*
Oh yeah, this is the public internet.

>> No.13128661

they can be pritty neat, im just glad we dont have any big venomous ones where I live

>> No.13128721
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The venomous ones can be pretty too! But yeah, I'd probably have a different opinion if I lived where ones that could kill me were common. I've never been into femdom.[/pretend]

>> No.13128738

can't upvote here you stupid dumb faggot
you redditors stick out like sore thumbs

>> No.13128806

4chan has upvotes and downvotes. To upvote someone, reply "based" to their comment; to downvote, "cringe".

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>> No.13129120

where's the luv?

>> No.13129172

Did you not go to school in your jungle?

>> No.13129235

This but unironically.

>> No.13129297

>left handed fork
Why does this bother me so much

>> No.13129409
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>> No.13129416

would try it desu

>> No.13129418

Zoomers are so fucking retarded

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>> No.13129423

Looks like something I'd do drunk, by myself, with my dick.

>> No.13129424
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>Dude what if I just put all my side dishes on the pizza and fold it
>that's fucking dumb
>And call it a pizza burrito

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that must be quite fun to do

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>> No.13129534

Call me out if i'm wrong but isn't that just an oversized and overstuffed calzone?

>> No.13129561

mexicans are fucking disgusting

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>> No.13129687
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Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you to...
>American salad

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?apple and snickers
why do american do this?

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>> No.13129721

Reminder that the video on the right was staged.

>> No.13129747

It was? Why would anyone stage that?

>> No.13129802
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>mfw 8 scoops

why milk chocolate though that shit is the worst.
bittersweet is where its at

>> No.13129852

They're superior to you and run the planet.

>> No.13129865

Does anyone have that webm of the curried whole eggs that used to be posted all the time?

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Gonna try to make this on the weekend

>> No.13129873

Did he die?

>> No.13129876

>dark chocolate powder
are you really too retarded to call it cocoa?

>> No.13129893

what the fuck

>> No.13129894

Inferiority complex. Must be difficult. They never even think about your nation.

>> No.13129896

the only way to get a properly "sliced" pizza is to use a pair of scissors

>> No.13129898

Are Americans really proud of solipsistic ignorance?

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okay I'm starting to get pissed off, what the hell is mexico's problem? explain yourselves beaners

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>> No.13129975

this is making me anxious

>> No.13129988

Say when

>> No.13130045

Where are these places? California? This shit wouldn't sell on the east coast

>> No.13130080
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Yeah, I guess most of us knew already but this webm really screams "don't fuck with a gorilla"
I watched it a dozen times to see if he had a rock hidden in his hand. He doesn't.
Meanwhile, in the world of humans...

>> No.13130233

oh god
no, please no, that fucking webm, jesus christ

>> No.13130242

buzzfed needs to be deleted

>> No.13130244

I was going to call it disgusting, but it is quite apropiate for halloween

>> No.13130266


A full grown woman asked for a hot dog with nothing on it and proceeded to eat it.

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stay mad faggot

>> No.13130278

>the resemblance to tapeworms inside piss is uncanny

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Always so hard to watch, holy fuck.

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If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help.
It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression, dealing with negative thinking patterns.
Link to PDF:
(if you don't want to use Mediafire, look for it on libgen.is - it's a good site for PDFs in general - browse/download at your own discretion).

Also listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmDwl2-IZEk
It's an audiobook of 'Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway' by Susan Jeffers, a self-help book on overcoming anxiety.

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect).

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com for learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>https://warosu.org/sci/thread/S10221251 Go get some sun.

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I seriously hope the person filming this immediately got up afterwards and left without paying

>> No.13130731

Based and educational to boot

>> No.13130803


Watches aren't worn on the hand and basically all professional chefs are watch nerds. Knowing the time and having it on you at all times is an invaluable tool while cooking.

>> No.13130867

he cute

>> No.13130872

This is /ck/s version of batonny chop chop

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what the fuck is she drinking
what the fuck is that?

>> No.13131149

WTF, I thought they came from eggs?

>> No.13131191

butter and popcorn

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>> No.13131440

vietnamese iced coffee is terrible. a friend took me because she loves it. the stuff is so fucking sweet; it's made with sweetened condensed milk and added sugar.

>> No.13131605

>eggs cooked all the way solid
It's like eating steak well done tbqh

>> No.13132208

But wouldn't you get cancelled if you did it properly? Is this a joke or an instruction manual?

>potato chips
>chicken noodle soup
>literally anything without rice
>tomato soup
>the act of buying pre-made food
>dairy products of any kind
Imagine being so desperate for something to latch onto that you actually try to pass these things off as imitations of Asian "cuisine".

>> No.13132321

You know just by looking at him that he knows how pizzas work

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>> No.13132534

They're cheap, easy to purchase and move in bulk, and easy to store without worry of pests or parasites getting into them

>> No.13132565

That's actually a pretty interesting way to produce such a horrific visual, might be a bit too saucy with the injection though I'd have dry-rubbed the outside.

>> No.13132775

nice vinesauce mime

>> No.13132852

Guy fucked a spider

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roastie coasties

>> No.13132877

I'm sure you can program the machine's motions to add jitteryness emulating human fault

>> No.13132900

>retarded idea
>n*gger chef


>> No.13132954

I dont get why this got so many negative comments. It's just two stereotypes put side by side.

>> No.13133024

how do I get in without breaking all her eggs?

>> No.13133025

Nobody called it cooking.

>> No.13133108

>this ugly fucking mutant has probably mated and had children that are becoming equally fat and disgusting and will perpetuate the cycle until they become literal immobile blobs of fat
I don't like this new obese future we are heading towards.

>> No.13133316

Climate change will take of it

>> No.13133421

kys baiting retard

>> No.13133656

>completely missing the point of naan bread by eating with a fork

>> No.13133904

why is it always americans who ruin every food in the world?

>> No.13133933

speak an actual language, spic

>> No.13134139

At first I thought these were ayam cemani wings. Seeing that it's just food colouring was disappointing.

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>> No.13134271

it's made by robot house wifes who wanna marry a nice human man

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>> No.13134312

Is the point of this that every asian country is a one trick pony in terms of food?

>> No.13134318

It's beer with popcorn not butter

>> No.13134331

It's in Mexico

>> No.13134426

kept waiting for the spider to jump at the camera

>> No.13134555

the best thing I ever ate was Franklin's pork ribs

>> No.13134976

actual snowflake

>> No.13134994

>Japanese Tapas
Just call it a fucking Izakaya, idk why this triggers me so much

>> No.13135510

Not him but thanks. I'll check some of this out.

>> No.13135664

Some kind of chocolate candy sticks from japan. webm comes from Gaki No Tsukai's small cooking series.

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>> No.13135714

Ohhhh... Oh Jesus no. :(

>> No.13135764

Why is there a spider in the avocado

>> No.13135833

They see talking about differences as boasting. It's a real guaranteed_replies.webm

>> No.13136425

i don't really know shit about baking but it's probably a different kind of cocoa from normal dude. do you think it would go that black if it was normal cocoa powder?

>> No.13136624

just show "me" eating shit why don't you

>> No.13136686

NYC is a literal hellscape.

>> No.13136726

>British cuisine

>> No.13136754

>Goes and eats third-world street food
>Gets shocked that its made in third-world conditions

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