/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13118198]

your opinion on jewish delicatessens?

[Anonymous No.13118201]

>>13118198
they look cheap and overpriced

[Anonymous No.13118283]

[Anonymous No.13118287]

>>13118198
Same opinion I have on Jewish anything... I'd rather not.

[Anonymous No.13118294]

>>13118198
I'm a fan of pastrami

[Anonymous No.13118301]

One time I ate a piece of matzah bread and my foreskin fell off. Don't try it bros.

[Anonymous No.13118306]

>>13118198
It's literally almost all slop and there are too many kikes around.

>>13118294
Pastrami is Italian, not Jewish.

>bagels are russian
>lox is from the nordic countries
>schmaltz is a traditional swiss frying oil
>dumpling soup is polish
Like with their religion, the Jews stole every aspect of their cuisine from host nations.

[Anonymous No.13118320]

>>13118301
Sorry about the cleaner, less prone to STIs, and more aesthetically pleasing junk. Must be awful.

[Anonymous No.13118330]

Love me some lox

[Anonymous No.13118332]

>>13118306
>pastrami it’s Italian

No it’s not, it’s from Romania.

[Anonymous No.13118334]

>>13118320
>dude just slice part of your dick off, god commands it lol

Whitefish salad is good though.

[Anonymous No.13118342]

>>13118320
None of that's actually true, just cutlet cope. Did you know that being circumcised is like a miniature gender reassignment surgery? Cutting a little bit of your dick off to see if you like it is a prelude to going all the way. And if you look it up, nearly 100% of trannies were circumcised before they transitioned, to help them get used to the idea.

[Anonymous No.13118348]

>>13118332
but it was some based af Romanian Jews that created it.

[Anonymous No.13118350]

>>13118330
I've only had regular salmon filets (which I am a big fan of), how does lox compare? Do you eat it with cream cheese as well?

[Anonymous No.13118354]

>>13118332
No, it's not.

[Anonymous No.13118387]

>>13118198
listeria

[Anonymous No.13118392]

>>13118354
I’m Italian and I can assure you that nobody eats pastrami here, in fact the first time I ever saw that thing was in a chain called America Graffiti who larps as an American diner of the 50s and they had a pastrami sandwich or some grilled slices in a grilled meat mix.

[Anonymous No.13118393]

>>13118198
That should get cooked in the oven.

[Anonymous No.13118398]

>>13118392
>>13118332
>>13118354
it's romanian

>The name pastrami comes from Romanian pastramă, a declination of the Romanian verb păstra meaning "to conserve food, to keep something for a long duration" whose etymology is linked to the Bulgarian pastrija or to the Greek παστραμάς/παστουρμάς (pastramas/pastourmas), itself borrowed from Turkish pastırma, short for Turkish: bastırma et "pressed meat."[1][2][3][4][5][6] Wind-dried beef had been made in Anatolia for centuries, and Byzantine dried meat is thought by some to be "one of the forerunners of the pastirma of modern Turkey".[7]

[Anonymous No.13118411]

>>13118392
It's literally a slightly different name for an Italian cured beef product. Much like the Kaballah was stolen from the Chaldeans, Pastrami was stolen from a host culture as well.

[Anonymous No.13118414]

>>13118398
And before that, the Romans were making Bresaola, an identical product still produced in its traditional area.

[Anonymous No.13118422]

There is literally nothing authentically originally Jewish in any aspect of Jewish cuisine. It's a mirror of their culture and current genetic stock. If you'd like to know more, read the New Testament.

[Anonymous No.13118433]

>>13118414
yeah, in Lombardy, aka Cisalpine Gaul, the very ass end of the original Roman Republic, and after the fall of the Empire would not rejoin Italy for centuries. This is also presuming that somehow the Romanians didn't come upon the same incredibly universal idea themselves somehow.

[Anonymous No.13118454]

>>13118306
>Bagels are russian
Nope. Russia literally doesn't have any native cuisine thanks to the orthodox church dictating what people could and could not eat for centuries.

[Anonymous No.13118457]

>>13118433
This is the most Jewish way of admitting you're wrong and sorry that I've seen all day, thanks anon. I'll take it, I know what it must have cost your chutzpah reserves.

[Anonymous No.13118471]

>>13118454
That makes zero fucking sense, and you know it.

[Anonymous No.13118482]

Fuck Pastrami, we have Vitello tonnato which is food for high IQ individuals.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitello_tonnato

[Anonymous No.13118505]

>>13118482
Fuck off with your jizz steaks.

[Anonymous No.13118558]

>>13118198
What smells like burnt bagels?

[Anonymous No.13118562]

>>13118198
Too little bacon.

[Anonymous No.13118882]

>>13118198
Most are overpriced with meh-tier food. A few are very good.

[Anonymous No.13118893]

>>13118198
i lived by a top tier one when i was in college. i never went because it looked scary and full of old people only

[Anonymous No.13118896]

>>13118342
Yeah man, you've done a lot of research and coping yourself, huh? Enjoy your stinky dick lmao

[Anonymous No.13118914]

>>13118198
No idea.
We got rid of our Jews a long time ago.
Ask an American, they’d probably know, but I doubt many post on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.13118917]

>>13118914
>I doubt many post on /ck/.
Why do you think this?

[Anonymous No.13118921]

My brother used to stick his dick in the pickle slicer at the deli but she got married.

[Anonymous No.13118935]

I make pic related for lunch every week. Cholent is so based. Goyim will NEVER know the taste.

[Anonymous No.13119549]

if they want to eat kosher they might as well just go back to israel

[Anonymous No.13119584]

>>13118914
Delis are fucking overrated but if you need a sandwich in a hurry it's okay.
Jews are also overrated and I say it being half-hebrew.
The only difference between them and other fraudulent belief systems is they control the media and make tasty food.

[Anonymous No.13119592]

>>13118198
The corned beef and pastrami on rye is really good in NYC but fuck all overpriced, some joints are cash only but they of course have cash machines in house charging crazy amounts to get cash. Bottom line, it's lame and silly, not worth it unless your bringing some girl or cow-orkers there and expensing it.

[Anonymous No.13119595]

>>13119592
... It's not a Jewish thing, it's a bullshit thing.

[Anonymous No.13119603]

>>13118935
looks like a very basic slow cooked stew that i made a week ago
though i used a taro root instead of a potato so it doesnt break apart during the long cooking time

[Anonymous No.13119613]

There is no jewish cuisine, it was all stolen from their hosts, as is (((their))) custom.

[Anonymous No.13120510]

>>13118306
Like all the other cultures

[Anonymous No.13120540]

>>13118198
Well, it's jewish alright.
wouldn't eat/10

[Anonymous No.13120572]

I've seen these jars of gefilte fish at the store and the sight of it makes me want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.13120646]

>>13119592
Rye is North-European peasant bread lmao. How the fuck did the kikes get away with claiming this as theirs? They really are leeches in every conceivable way.

[Anonymous No.13120649]

>>13118198
Where’s the meat?

[Anonymous No.13120657]

>>13118198
This plate looks good to me. Bagels with lox is one of my absolute favorite foods.

[Anonymous No.13120701]

For real though jews are not cool. Like nah bruh

[Anonymous No.13120710]

>>13118198
>implying I go to new york bagels
Jews are filth and we should boycott them.

[Anonymous No.13120796]

>>13118921
that was a less alarming resolution than I had expected

[Anonymous No.13120824]

>>13118198
>Giving Jews even MORE money
what the FUCK americans

[Anonymous No.13120825]

>>13118198
they belong in the oven

1500F for 3 hours

[Anonymous No.13120829]

>>13120824
Jews don’t own bagels this is public relations campaigning

[Anonymous No.13120833]

>>13118411
Pastrami not Italian.

[Anonymous No.13120867]

>>13118198
Overrated. I don't need a pound of meat between 2 flimsy slices of bread.

[Anonymous No.13120880]

>>13118917
Food and cooking.
Not a strong point for the USA.

[Anonymous No.13120882]

>>13118198
they need to be cleansed

[Anonymous No.13121265]

>>13118320
quit bringing your dick up, cope

[Anonymous No.13121269]

>>13118332
nothing is from anywhere idiot

[Anonymous No.13121272]

>>13120572
It is actually quite tasty. Jewish deli food is really pretty good, tbqh.

[Anonymous No.13121275]

>>13118393
you're so funny anon i bet you're a hit at all the parties you don't get invited to

[Anonymous No.13121280]

>>13121272
No, it's not.

[Anonymous No.13121286]

>>13118482
holy hell i wanna try that, northern italy is underrated here in the US

[Anonymous No.13121293]

>>13118935
no it's ass and the only reason you would post these lies is because you're antisemitic

[Anonymous No.13121294]

>>13118482
Is that tuna of some sort? I've never seen this before

[Anonymous No.13121299]

>>13120649
elsewhere so you can enjoy the cheese in G-d's good grace

[Anonymous No.13121305]

>>13121280
it's not fantastic it's just basic shit but for a lot of people it's top tier comfort food, i'm not even jewish

[Anonymous No.13121306]

>>13118482

Combining fishy tuna sauce with a boiled steak..

Literally worse than milk-steak.

[Anonymous No.13121543]

>>13118198
Why so few lentils ?

[Anonymous No.13121571]

>>13121543
lol they are probably capers for the salmon

[Anonymous No.13121585]

>>13121571
You're very right anon, I looked at them again, they're capers.

[Anonymous No.13121637]

>>13118471
Like anything else in this shitty /pol/bait thread makes sense.

[Anonymous No.13121650]

>>13120649
You don't need red meat with every meal, fatty.

[Anonymous No.13121674]

>>13121280
Sure it is, try it sometime.

[Anonymous No.13121815]

>>13118198
Where are the bugs for the good goyim?

[Anonymous No.13122879]

>>13118198
I'm Amalek, you're asking the wrong guy here

[Anonymous No.13122966]

>>13118198

Good, simple food.

Lox is a top tier breakfast

[Anonymous No.13123175]

>>13118198
SHUT IT DOWN