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>thanks for the pizza, Anon

>> No.13116898
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>>13116894
you're welcome. Here are the silverware.

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thanks for providing the cheese

>> No.13116901

Yawhr welcoooooom

>> No.13116907

>>13116894
Imagine seeing this perfect specimen in real life and not wanting to procreate with it. Fags are literally mentally ill.

>> No.13116910

>>13116894
>italian pizza
yuck

>> No.13116916

>>13116907
I know wtf why do gays hate pizza?

>> No.13116921

>>13116907
>lank hair
>man sized fingers
>no biceps at all
>more than 3mg of makeup
>eyebrows too far apart
Gross and disgusting taste, anon

>> No.13116928

>>13116921
>t. fat spinster dog mom

The woman in pic related is objectively an 8/10, at the very least. But nice cope, you made me reply.

>> No.13117016

>>13116921
>balding hair
>sausage fingers
>fryceps
>believes you can put makeup on a pig
>thiccc eyebrows

>> No.13117025

>>13116921
2/10 would not bang

>> No.13117033
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>>13116894
Just don't let this happen to u

>> No.13117044

>>13116907
Overcompensating cl*set case detected
Straight men do not need to explain when and why they’re attracted to a woman

>> No.13117050

>>13117033
Datelets really believe this situation is even possible.

>> No.13117056

>>13116894
you're welcome now can you give me a blowjob in return

>> No.13117079

>>13116894
Your tits.. i mean.. welcome

>> No.13117107
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>how bout a pie to go and some cheesecake afterwards

>> No.13117117

What’s it like to succ on tit?

>> No.13117122 [DELETED] 

>>13117117
Kinda feels like getting a sweet set of Fazoli's. Check this 22.

>> No.13117123

>>13117117
Like sucking on a sandbag

>> No.13117130

>>13117122
What the fuck

>> No.13117134

>>13117033
>>13117050
Lol you say this but I was on a date once and we ran into someone she knew, the guy was like hey I havent seen you in so long, how are you blah blah, are you guys dating? And she was very quickly like no we are just friends. Then I fucked her hard a for a few weeks and dropped her shortly after.

>> No.13117138

>>13117117
It's fucking awesom-...

>>13117122
HABBITABABBITAWABBITA-W-W-WHAT?!

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>>13117122

>>13117117
best feeling in the world tbqh. i just wish they always lactated

>> No.13117157

>>13116894
Why do busty women pretend to like pizza?

>> No.13117159

>>13117157
>pretend

>> No.13117167

>>13116899
I need explanations.

Cheese from the breast milk or from the bajaina?

>> No.13117172

>>13116921
>no penis

Yeah this enrages me too

>> No.13117181

>>13116894
boobs

>> No.13117285
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>>13117122
Impressive

>> No.13117294

>>13117122
Wtf bro>>13117123

>> No.13117327

>>13116916
i'm gay and i thought that i liked pizza
wtf have i been brainwashed all along? i don't like pizza anymore

>> No.13117353

>>13116907
>this perfect specimen
6/10 in Italy.

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>>13117122
check em

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>>13117353
Google doesn't seem to agree.

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>>13117122

>> No.13117405

>>13117353
Italian girls are gross
t. lived in Italy for 2 years

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>>13117122

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>>13117167
from her dick cheese

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>>13117405
>couldn’t get Italian pussy

LMAO

>> No.13117432

>>13117405
Depends where you are. North italian chicks are very attractive.

>> No.13117446

>>13117122
holy moly!

>> No.13117473

>>13116894
gots to say, that pizza looks ok but what the fuck is up with that cheap ass serving plate?

>> No.13117478

>>13116898
dude, that's just 6 pieces, that's taking it up to a whole other level anon.

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>>13117122
how

>> No.13117630

>>13117405
yeah not in Napoli, they got Moorish genes down south

>> No.13117635

>>13116898
Fuck off you child. Pick it up and fold it in half vertically like a civilized yuman bean.

>> No.13117640

>>13116910
Kys u pineapple-sucking stillborn

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>>13117122

>> No.13117673

>>13117117
It's probably similar to announcing a 22 and getting one >>13117122

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>>13116921
>pointy knees
>>13117167
Smegma

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>>13117107
Underrated

>> No.13117709

>>13116894
sauce

>> No.13117776

>>13117405
i love how there's always that one dude who loves fat chicks.

>> No.13117802

>>13116921
>no biceps at all
>implying that’s a bad thing
actual fag right here

>> No.13117808

>>13116894
She’s Russian

>> No.13117830

>>13117802
Your woman should be able to hold a 2 year old, breast feed a 3 month old and carry another in her belly. Biceps are a must.

>> No.13118584

>>13116894
she ain't that cute, besides the tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hImRz3FFc9U

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>>13116894
You're welcome, child.

>> No.13118706

>>13116894
daily reminder that if you take a woman out to eat and she never calls you again she probably just didn't like you

>> No.13118714

>>13117388
Checkd

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>>13117122
neat

>> No.13118820

>>13118706
Bullshit. She can't just duck out of her obligation to have sex with me like that.

>> No.13118831

>>13118706
If you take a woman out to eat and she never calls you again you should mail her a bill for the meal.

>> No.13118837

>>13116894
>have another pizza slice nearer to her
reaches over to grab the slice that is further away

why does this trigger my autism so badly

>> No.13118848

>>13117134
woah super... beta? Sounds pretty cringe bro

>> No.13118939

>>13118584
thanks for sauce. I like discovering new foodies on youtube.

>> No.13118987

>>13118939
she's only got like 6 vids

>> No.13119013

>>13117117

Great if you just met eachother. Boring and confusing after about a month or so of being together/

>> No.13119016

>>13117122

Teach me how to dubs sir