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itt: kino microwave meals

>> No.13116406
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>> No.13116407

Kino? More like bone free lmao

>> No.13116466

>>13116398
>hashed brown potatoes
Wouldn't it be more accurate to say "browned potato hash"?

>> No.13117333

>>13116406
I like their country fried steak one a bit more. their potatoes are great

>> No.13117828

>>13116466
Most accurate would be, "browned hashed potatoes," or just the fucking obvious "hash browns," but American English is just that unique process of further needlessly complicating English, and then dumbing it down to make flyovers feel like they aren't being genetically left behind

>> No.13117835

>>13117828
wow, obsessed

>> No.13117856

>>13116398
>microwave meals
Slop O'Shit threads are better thant this garbage.

>> No.13117857

>>13116406
Wish I could find a place that sold those patties by the bulk.

>> No.13117996

>>13117828
O B S E S S E D

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>>13116398
This ones

>> No.13118236

>>13116398
You don't know how to make all that stuff yourself dickhead?

>> No.13118262

>>13117996
O B E S E
B
E
S
E

>> No.13118276

>>13118236
There's no way to easily replicate the chewy, chemistry experiment taste of livestock-grade feed being microwaved for 7 minutes straight instead of 4 minutes then stirring and microwaving for another 4 minutes on 50% power.

>> No.13118318

I just destroyed my microwave like an hour ago. I was gonna heat up some instanoodles for dinner cuz I'm not feeling well and don't feel like cooking but I stupidly forgot to add water, so it ruined fucking everything and my entire house smells of burning plastic. : (

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>>13116398
Try 'Buna Soup.' You'll like it.

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>> No.13118965

i don't even have to try that shit to know it's terrible. a guilty pleasure of mine is the fried chicken ones.

>> No.13118973

>>13116398
beat an egg. microwave on high for three minutes. salt and pepper and paprika.

>> No.13119703

>>13116398
Show the nutritional information anon.

I'm not normally squeamish about that sort of thing but that Hearty Breakfast shit is a touch more towards 'Simpsons Joke'.

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>>13119703

I guess cause I know like five different people around my age that are amputees due to the beetus.

>> No.13119718

>>13118262
gain weight, incel

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>>13119717
Well at least you get 17% of your dietary fiber!

>> No.13119873

>>13116398
1LB OF FOOD

>> No.13119893

>>13119873
Damn, they know their demographic. Or that the demographic exists to begin with. The same people that shunned 1/3 pound cheeseburgers a chain offered because McDonalds had 1/4th pound burgers 'and four is bigger than three, yo'. That really happened. T_T So what I am saying is these people are about as smart as the average chihuahua.

>> No.13120187

>>13119893
I, too, watch YouTube videos from Mojo and the like.

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This stuff is surprisingly good. Just give it a good stir afterwards, and add a little extra sauce.

>> No.13120202

>>13116398
That's a lot of carbs. Needs more meat and veg.

>> No.13120218

>>13117828
mentally ill

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>>13116398
Now with 2x meaties

>> No.13120229

>>13120218
This is 4chan, we're all sick fucks or we wouldn't be here.

>> No.13120240

>>13117828
And which flyover country are you from, fren?

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>>13116398

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I've never tried them but they appear kino

>> No.13122419

>>13120228
Based

>>13118973
>microwave on high for three minutes
>three minutes
wtf

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These things are objectively the best, there's no argument.

>> No.13122457

>>13117828
You do understand that historically speaking, dense metropolitan population centers are the source of decay and collapse, while elsewhere the people remain sane and rooted in tradition, while remaining relatively unharmed by the eventual collapse the idealists and hedonists in the city brought about?

>> No.13122579

>>13122430
who is a bob evans ?

>> No.13122605

>>13122579
he's related to Joe

>> No.13124069

When I was a kid, like 8 or 9, I was absolutely mesmerized by the concept of Hungry Man's.

>> No.13124074

>>13116398
>kino
>>/tv/
fag

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>> No.13124162

>>13117828
Y I K E S !

>> No.13124563

>>13118954
Healthy choice is so fucking based

>> No.13124568

>>13121652
Who is Maxaroni and what Games does he hide inside?

>> No.13124570

>>13124129
>Swamp pudding inside

>> No.13124576

>>13119893
You type like a moron and your shits all retarded

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>> No.13126414

>>13116398
>Unironically eating microwave meals

The fuck is wrong with you jackass?

>> No.13126538

>1000+mg sodium meals
Enjoy your stroke Americavemen

>> No.13126583

>>13125524
minty lasagna mmm

>> No.13126598

>>13126538
different body sizes require different ammounts of nutrients you fuckhead

>> No.13126622

>>13116407
I've got a boner for it

>> No.13126640

>>13126598
No body is designed to consume that much sodium you club swinging savage

>> No.13126663

>>13126640
your fucking mom isn't designed to consume that much cum.

yeah, I am a savage.

>> No.13126694

>>13120240
this question is usually what shuts up OBSESSED posters.
Also, it's funny to still see people making fun of "fly overs" like it's 1999. Every major city in the US is turning into a shithole if it isn't already. Once every coastal state is a smoldering wreck from all the diversity, white people and anyone that can afford it are going to be racing for middle America. It would be wise to invest in cheap property in the midwest before a shitty 2 bedroom house is worth half a million dollars in 10 years.

>> No.13126929

>>13119718
Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
Beggin ya

>> No.13127325

>>13126663
You would know about fucking mothers you inbred lunkhead.

>> No.13127350

>>13124576

>You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

Ftfy

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>>13116398
this is actually the best microwave meal out there.

>> No.13128564

>>13121863
This was pure shit

>> No.13128572

>>13126583
Stfu

>> No.13128677

>>13116407
I know. Everyone and their mama should know that pancakes without the bones are the worst. Truly diz-gus-tang.

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>>13128526
>amy's

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>>13128526
Very close my friend, but not correct.

>> No.13128704

>>13122115
theyre surprisingly good. i havent been able to find them in years though

>> No.13128853

>>13128702
ah, never had it. i’ll put it on my list

>> No.13128860

>>13118954
Would be based if they weren't fucking $3.99 each

>> No.13128896

>>13128860
>complaining about $3.99 each
You must be a poorfag or child who doesn't do his own shopping. In the realm of frozen meals that aren't complete Banquet-tier Salisbury steak garbage, $3.99 is the cheapest you'll get. Most run $4.99 and upwards.

t. used to stock frozen section at grocery store

>> No.13128955

>>13122430
>buying frozen sausage gravy when it takes little time and skill to make and tastes 20x better homemade