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>> No.13113946

I'd give her diarrhea if you know what I mean :^)

>> No.13113960

Sometimes. My diet is generally pretty low in fat so I can be sensitive to really greasy or other heavy foods (especially since I overeat those foods when I indulge in them as well).

>> No.13113963

>>13113946
explain

>> No.13113977

>>13113899
Intolerance at high fat foods can be an early signal to IBS, gall bladder disease, liver disease, and just being obese.
It can also be a problem when combined with alcohol.
It can also mean that the oil where you dine is rancid.
It might mean you are eating far too much fat at once, in a single meal, ie fries AND wings AND rings AND fried pickles AND mayo based ranch AND beer....it's just too much. Eat a salad first.

>> No.13113978

>>13113899
For me it’s fructans. The true asshole destroyer.

>> No.13113980

>>13113963
Are you interested?

>> No.13113997

get your gallbladder and liver checked

>> No.13113998

>>13113899
Depends on what you're used to. I'm a long-time keto, so I can eat a lot of straight fat and nothing unusual happens. Eating grains will destroy me though.

>> No.13114031

>>13113998
>I’m a ketard
Post discarded

>> No.13114053

>>13113980
*puts notepad on the desk, leans back in frustration and clicks pen rapidly*
*gets up and walks around to you, handcuffed in chair*
Listen, I'm not gonna ask again, you understand?

>> No.13114067

>>13114031
Yeah, that happens. My doctor dismissed my retard diet, too. Then recanted after the labs came back. Peak health. Perfect shits. Eat your sugar, fatboy.

>> No.13114078

>>13114067
Talk is cheap. Post body.

>> No.13114084

>>13114067
What was wrong with you that you needed to get extensive lab work to confirm you were no longer in shit health?

>> No.13114085

No but when I eat meat which is covered in its own juices heavily oiled and with garlic I can smell 100% the same flavour when I pee rising at my nostrils.
This strangely happens always when my grandma cooks.

>> No.13114090

>>13114078
I never post personally identifying information or photos online. My improved mental clarity prevents me from making stupid decisions. Have a nice day.

>> No.13114106

>>13114053
He’s going hard in her butthole denying her for the rest of the week the ability to physically retain shit.

Is it clear now?

>> No.13114110

>>13114084
Type 1 beetus. They test the shit out of me. I have to try much, much harder to be healthy than average people. I think pescatarian keto is the pinnacle of human diets.

>> No.13114116

>>13114084
“Labs” meant his Labrador dogs, because they were disgusted by his corporal odour and poor hygiene and since he got back to a normal state they started going near him again.

>> No.13114130

>>13114110
So your specific edge case health diagnosis requires a specific edge case diet, thanks for confirming keto is pointless for the average person

>> No.13114134

>>13114090
Fatass ketard

>> No.13114141

>>13114106
YOU *gives incensed look and points at* STAY out of this

I want to hear him say it

>> No.13114147

>>13113899
I get diarrhea almost every night and have since about 2011 or so

>> No.13114156

>>13114130
Might be. My logic is that if it can keep a genetic fuck up in very good health, it would be ecxeptionally healthy for an average person. Do what you want.

>> No.13114157

>>13114141
Holy EPIC

Absolutely EPIC

Well and truly EPIC

I repeat, exceptionally EPIC

And dare I say it, REDPILLED

>> No.13114170

>>13114147
That doesn’t seem normal. You should go see a gastroenterologist

>> No.13114180

>>13114156
>Do what you want.
Make me faggot

>> No.13114196

>>13113899
Yeah

>> No.13114200

>>13113899
Not diarrhea, no, unless I ate literally no fiber and consumed an excessive amount

>> No.13114240

>>13114157
*goes into a rage and beats you into a coma*

>> No.13114245

Only booze gives me diarrhea.

>> No.13114263

imagine the smell

>> No.13114304

>>13113899

Fast for a week to kill your gut flora, and then repopulate with yogurt and organic apples (don't peel them retard).

This will give you a new gut flora culture in your tum tum which won't be too retarded to handle a basic macronutrient like fat.

>> No.13114316
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13114316

>be me 5 years ago
>decide it would be nice to take my girlfriend out for dinner
>surprise her and bring her to an all you can eat BBQ ribs evening in a steak house here
>she really likes ribs and so do I
>actually it was an excuse to eat like an animal without looking like a dumpster so it’s ok
>we start eating
>after a bunch of rounds I’m full
>”hahaha anon only 4 dishes? I didn’t have lunch today look at this”
>she ended up eating like twice as I did
>drank two big beers to and a shot of amaro
>fast forward back home
>horny and drunk (she) we start the in and out session
>”oh anon please stick your fat cock in my anus please”
>why_the_fuck_not.exe
>proceed
>as I thrust with the force of a thousand suns I can hear a familiar rumble
>OH SHIT
>literally
>a hot stream of diarrhoea is pumped inside my fucking penis
>pull my dick outside while screaming as liquid shit drips through my urethra
>the bitch is audibly laughing
>I panic and cry
>the next morning it hurts to pee

And that’s how I had to take antibiotics for 2 weeks while a nurse washed my bladder and urethra.

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>>13114116

>> No.13114672

>>13114316
oofta

>> No.13114681

>>13114170
I have. He pretty much said he didn't know/IBS

>> No.13115402

>>13114316
holy shit kek, godspeed anon.

>> No.13115436

>>13114316
fake and gay.

>> No.13115440

>>13113899
great legs, gets me hard

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13115455

If you have a shower, just put a second handle on it. Cram the second nozzle up your asshole and you'll flush yourself in minutes.

>> No.13115456

>>13114078
His body is probably fine, the real evil of keto is forcing your organs to process all that protein, they’ll probably get kidney stones

>> No.13115745

>>13115456
But you don't eat extra protein on keto. Excess protein will be broken down to carbs.

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>>13113946

funny post sighted

>> No.13115791

>>13115745
That breaking down protein into carbs is what will be taxing your organs

>> No.13116197

>>13113899
you only get diarrhea if you don't eat fatty foods often, it's why some people get the shits after eating pork if they don't eat it often. if you eat it often your gut gets used to it and you don't get the shits anymore.

>> No.13116207

>>13115791
gluconeogenesis is demand driven not supply driven, it doesn't matter how much protein you eat only the required amount will be converted to glucose and gluconeogenesis isn't solely reliant on protein it can also use the glycerol backbone of fatty acids to make glucose. any excess protein is converted into ATP to be used as energy or stored as fat.

>> No.13116267

>>13114240
*cuts to the docks*

New shipment comin' in, boss

>> No.13116861

>>13115456
imagine thinking keto is the same as paleo. fucking retard.

>> No.13116986

The only thing that makes me sick every time is eggs and I have no idea why. I'm not allergic and I fucking love breakfast so it's torture.