Oatmeal is disgusting

[Anonymous No.13112007]

Who invented it? It tastes like cardboard and has worse texture.

[Anonymous No.13112011]

I invented it ama

[Anonymous No.13112015]

Totes.

[Anonymous No.13112032]

>It tastes like cardboard
you're not supposed to eat it plain, retard.

[Anonymous No.13112042]

>>13112032
If a food needs tons of other things, should it really be eaten?

[Anonymous No.13112297]

>>13112011
no you didn't

[Anonymous No.13112301]

>>13112042
What is cooking with ingredients

[Anonymous No.13112335]

>>13112297
Any proof to back that up?

[Anonymous No.13112356]

>>13112042
So you never eat bread, cakes, or pasta because the raw wheat is too plain?

[Anonymous No.13112364]

>>13112356
I'd much rather eat pancakes with honey and blueberries than oatmeal with honey and blueberries.

[Anonymous No.13112365]

>>13112364
Pancakes are way more processed than oatmeal. You're contradicting yourself.

[Anonymous No.13112379]

>>13112365
I'm a different person you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.13112382]

>>13112379
Then don't answer for the OP, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.13112505]

>>13112382
So I can't comment If I'm not the person you're quoting? Suck a dick, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13112532]

>>13112335
humans have been eating oatmeal for thousands of years

[Anonymous No.13112541]

>>13112505
If the person I am quoting is making a specific point and I am refuting that specific point, your comment is completely worthless.

[Anonymous No.13112546]

>>13112007
>It tastes like cardboard
Add salt and cook it in milk. Tastes pretty good just like that.

>and has worse texture.
Try instant oatmeal or making it from oat flour. A lot of people say it's not as good but I actually prefer the texture of instant compared to quick oats or steel-cut. And make it a little thicker than the package directions.

[Anonymous No.13112550]

>>13112541
And If my post is unrelated to his point but secifically targets the comment you're making then what, faggot?

[Anonymous No.13112552]

>>13112550
Your post doesn't target jack shit, you've gone completely off point now.

[Anonymous No.13112571]

>>13112546
What? Instant oats have absolutely shit texture next to steel-cut.

>>13112007
Toast 1c steel-cut oats in a little butter, add 3cwater and 1c of milk and simmer for 20 minutes. Add a sprinkle of salt and cook until done (roughly another 10m). My favorite topping is sliced peaches, a healthy sprinkle of cinnamon, and some fresh nutmeg, but I also like diced apples (added with salt) and peanut butter (stirred in at the end), or banana berry.

[Anonymous No.13112574]

>>13112007
It is a canvas, like chicken breast. Would you eat plain chicken breast and be all MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Nope.

[Anonymous No.13112593]

>>13112552
I wasn't the one that didn't realize he was talking to a completely different person

[Anonymous No.13112640]

>>13112382
This much damage control.

[Anonymous No.13112648]

>>13112007
Can't have a nice comfy granola or muselik w/o toasted oats. OP btfo!

[Anonymous No.13112728]

>>13112007
>Who invented it?
People were boiling grains for porridge (and beer!) before they learned how to make bread, and long before they settled down and learned how to farm. In fact, porridge, bread, and beer are now believed to be the reason we stopped being hunter-gatherers in the first place, so they're responsible for civilization!

Oatmeal specifically was being made in northern Europe and Scotland thousands of years before the first villages. Elsewhere people were using wheat, millet, maize, barley... it seems to have been independently discovered repeatedly around the world by our paleolithic ancestors.

[Anonymous No.13112793]

>>13112007
Mix in a table spoon of maple syrup or molasses

[Anonymous No.13112832]

I like eating it with butter, jam, blueberries topped off with sugar.

[Anonymous No.13112846]

>>13112532
R/wooosh

[Anonymous No.13112848]

>>13112015
how do I roll for this?