We do things differently in DC

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Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:07:32 2019 No.13104422 [Reply] [Original]

We do things differently in DC

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:25:56 2019 No.13104505 Yeah, you poop on your food before you eat it evidently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:27:56 2019 No.13104514 I had a lovely dinner the other night at Retrobottega, on 18th St. Modern Italian food. Half smokes are for tourists and drunks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:29:00 2019 No.13104518 >>13104422 i know we meme a lot on slop type food here but i struggle to see how anyone could claim that wouldn't be delicious with a straight face

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:30:33 2019 No.13104526 >>13104518 Agree, that looks like it would be sinfully awesome espec after a night drinking.

Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:32:12 2019 No.13104535

>>13104518
I mean the problem is black people make it and they just want the cheapest food they can sell to tourists. They don't care about quality or seasonality or anything just whatever is cheapest industrial grade ingredients they can buy in bulk at rock bottom wholesale prices to cut a profit off of.

Sort of funny that half smokes are originated by black people and now it is mostly hispanics that actually sell it if you go to U st. most of the workers, last time I was there, were hispanic.

They just don't actually give a fuck about making nice food, and despite all this it is still decently expensive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:21:10 2019 No.13105069 you could just go across the river into Alexandria and actually get really nice food in a nice area made by nice people

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:23:46 2019 No.13105078 >>13104422 No one is supposed to be living in D.C. except politicians and ambassadors, you fucking dumbass. That ruins the whole point of having a special federal district because then dumb city dwellers get angry about not having a congressman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:27:11 2019 No.13105094 >>13105078 >this is what flyovers think Just worry about your trailer park, Cletus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:28:58 2019 No.13105102 >>13105094 Go eat some bugs, coastie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:30:17 2019 No.13105108 >>13104422 Keep it there

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:30:39 2019 No.13105112 >>13104422 CIA niggers have really shit taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:37:37 2019 No.13105144 >>13104422 If your baseball stadium sells more hot dogs than brats, please stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:47:39 2019 No.13105181 >>13104535 /thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 23:49:23 2019 No.13105190 >>13104422 Do you not think other cities have chili cheese dogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 03:21:23 2019 No.13105815 >>13105069 Or they could stay on their side of the river like the Yankee filth they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 03:27:44 2019 No.13105839 File: 102 KB, 1286x1515, state_diversity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13105078 >except politicians and ambassadors and niggaz

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 03:39:47 2019 No.13105872 >>13105839 >highest per capita murder rate and gun murder rate B-but that's just because of the low population... Heheh...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 03:41:02 2019 No.13105875 >>13104422 It literally looks like it just got ran over

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 03:44:47 2019 No.13105886 >>13105839 Serious question, I always thought that DC was a very expensive area to live in. So I was kinda shocked when I visited it to see so many niggers living literally a block from historic landmarks. Is there a reason why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 03:46:18 2019 No.13105890 >>13105886 slavery and D.C. always had a segregated zone (I think southeast).

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 04:29:19 2019 No.13105997 >>13104422 More like Ben’s shitty bowl amirite?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 04:38:07 2019 No.13106016 >>13105886 It's literally just niggers thinking they'll get a handout because politicians work there

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 05:14:30 2019 No.13106100 >>13105875 Yeah, It got ran over by the fucking flavor train, you communist faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 10:34:03 2019 No.13106802 >>13104422 >nast fan >eating slop o shit Checks out, fuck that team and fuck that city and especially fuck the losers that come from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 10:45:16 2019 No.13106838 >>13106802 >fuck the losers that come from there Nobody is actually from DC. Also, fuck the Astros only slightly less than the goddamn Yankees.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 10:47:09 2019 No.13106843 >>13106838 I was born in D.C. and still live here decades later...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 10:58:45 2019 No.13106873 >>13105078 Shut up, there’s such a large number of nonwhite (((immigrants))) that never learned anything about the US beyond its capital, and as such they need to stay there and not infect the rest of the country

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:01:55 2019 No.13106882 >>13106838 >>13106843 Fuck you both, fuck the nast, fuck the Yankees and especially fuck the braves

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:12:09 2019 No.13106916 >>13106843 So you're the one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:14:16 2019 No.13106923 >>13106882 Confirmed for Mets strap-hanger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:16:40 2019 No.13106927 File: 88 KB, 940x940, 4a603e66e8cdd3557c59393a1c236dfe-940x940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13104422 We do things differently in Denmark

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:18:21 2019 No.13106932 >>13106927 I love a nice long pulsing rod. >>13106882 >>13106923 Baseball is for people who don't have personalities or interesting things to talk about besides "muh socially acceptable sportsball". Total waste of money and city resources.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:19:26 2019 No.13106938 >>13106932 >Baseball is for people who don't have personalities or interesting things to talk about besides "muh socially acceptable sportsball". See: >>13106923

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:19:37 2019 No.13106940 File: 2.25 MB, 872x896, 1564237087422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13104422 >DC >orders food ayo hole up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:19:44 2019 No.13106944 >>13104422 Ben’s chili is overrated but the dogs are great. I order it without the chili.

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:27:20 2019 No.13106959

>>13106944
It is genuinely hard to find good food here with European menus. Almost every kitchen, regardless of the cuisine served, is staffed mostly with Hispanics who are not the brightest, most creative folks D.C. has to offer.

I went to Stable and La Bettys and found both enjoyable.

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:28:06 2019 No.13106964

>>13106944
At the MiLB park we go to, the dogs (red hots!) are OK, and the chili is serviceable. The chili is ladled out into a little plastic cup-thing. It's always SO fucking hot that by the time it cools down, the dog is cold and the bun has lost its steamy goodness. So disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:32:48 2019 No.13106978 >>13106959 I went to Green Pig Bistro in Arlington. It was weird. It couldn't really decide what it wanted to be. Serviceable, though.

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:35:14 2019 No.13106993

>>13106978
Virginia is a bit hard for me to get to as I don't drive and public transit here is deplorable. I usually take e-bikes and mopeds where possible.

I like small menus of clearly from scratch seasonal but unfussy presentation and European food that isn't super expensive. It is hard to find that.

What did you have there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:44:34 2019 No.13107046 >>13106927 Putting a dogs dick in between the bread?

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 11:58:59 2019 No.13107100

>>13106993
I was only in Arlington for one night, and the place was only about 4 blocks from the hotel. Otherwise, I usually stay in Reston.

I think I started with scallops that were 7/10, and had short ribs that were 8/10. I was thinking about the hangar steak, but the waitress said that the short ribs were much better.

Service was 11/10. Pricing was reasonable (to me) for the DC area.

Cocktails before, some kind of unremarkable red with the short ribs, and exceedingly mediocre espresso with dessert. I don't remember what I had for dessert, but I think it was something fairly ordinary, like peach pie or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 12:01:21 2019 No.13107107 that first ray's Hell burger tho. holy shit - it was burger nirvana. Then landrum expanded too fast and fucked it all up.

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 12:02:06 2019 No.13107113

Ben's is just kinda so so. I used to pass the H St one daily and really had no desire to go there after trying the original one on U St.

I left DC about 4 months ago for LA and the only thing I miss is good Ethiopian food and shitty fried chicken at 1 AM covered in mumbo sauce (mumbo sauce is great when drunk...kinda "meh" sober).

Also, DC has absolutely the most mediocre pizza I have ever had.. Pete's New Haven Style Pizza is the only good pizza there. Fuck Manny and Olga's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 12:14:01 2019 No.13107175 >>13106843 I was born in Silver Spring and still live in MoCo. Why would anyone want to actually live in the city?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 12:14:05 2019 No.13107176 tell me about mambo sauce. is it just ranch with food dye?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 12:15:08 2019 No.13107183 >>13107113 >I left DC about 4 months ago for LA Traffic-wise, that's a lateral move.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 13:36:41 2019 No.13107521 >>13107176 It's sweet and sour mixed with ketchup

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 13:39:43 2019 No.13107533

>>13107100
reston is literally flyover country

im talking about dc

>>13107175
silver spring involves more walking

i dont have a car so this is a much better place to live, groceries an easy walk away and other needs

>>13107183
no i visited la 15 years ago and back then it was worse than here, dc is awful trafficwise but la gets backed up with more sheer volume than here

dc has off hours with little traffic in a way la doesn't quite as much i'd bet

>>13107521
ive lived here most of my whole life and never had it

i don't really like wings or those african american targeting chinese places anyways

the food is kinda gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 14:09:50 2019 No.13107670 >>13107107 Ray's hell burger and the original rays the stakes next to pho 75 was fucking BASED. prime steak at Ruth's Chris/Cap Grill/Mortons level for $20 yes please

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 14:24:25 2019 No.13107720 >>13107533 >>>13107100 (You) >reston is literally flyover country >im talking about dc It's convenient to Chantilly. I go where the work is. I mentioned it because I don't often go into DC for work, so I haven't been too many places to eat.

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 14:37:17 2019 No.13107779

>>13105886
No traditionally, D.C. was the first free area after the Underground railroad, since slavery was outlawed soon after it's founding. It's always had a hefty historically black american community but one which was free. It has The real price skyrocketing in DC happened in the 90s and onward from the Dulles Tech Corridor monies at the boom of the Internet and technology associated with it, even deemed the little silicon valley. A housing shortage in the late 90s and massive high salary careers from tech to legal, finally made it financially feasible to renovate millions of dollars of damage in soon-to-be renovated (or torn down) brownstones damaged from the 68 riots, and subsequent crackhead living neighborhoods. Don't forget, even the mayor smoked crack. Drugs were bad in the 70s and 80s following the riots, which led to some flight from the bad areas, which tipped the population demographic more to one thing further, and the rest is gentrification. As another anon said, no one in the area really did want to live where they can't vote, and the restaurant and alcohol taxes are worse in the District.

Interesting article here, because it was indeed a rapid gentrification.
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2016/sep/12/gentrification-washington-dc-how-my-city-changed-colours

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 15:01:41 2019 No.13107882 >>13104422 Slop food is always tasty. Why is that?

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 15:24:26 2019 No.13107984

>>13107533
>silver spring involves more walking
>i dont have a car so this is a much better place to live, groceries an easy walk away and other needs
I can spit and hit a Harris teeter, giant or Safeway, mofo. Also shout out to passionfish in Bethesda for God tier speak

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 17:41:34 2019 No.13108570 >>13107984 you still have to drive to get places and things are more spread out than here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:34:13 2019 No.13109405 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:12:54 2019 No.13109567 >>13107779 >guardian article about dc no thanks t. tony williams defener

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:04:34 2019 No.13109770 >>13104422 greasy shit food, nice double-doubles though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:09:31 2019 No.13109788 >>13105078 The only shitty thing about DC is the bar culture and the "what can you do for me" attitude the people have. It is otherwise a very interesting place to live

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:11:29 2019 No.13109793 >>13106016 surely they should have figured it out in the past 150 years that's not the case

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:12:17 2019 No.13109797 >>13109788 what is it about the bar culure that's offputting? Just moved into Dupont

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:13:42 2019 No.13109801 bro is that the walgreens logo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:15:01 2019 No.13109807 >>13107113 >Also, DC has absolutely the most mediocre pizza I have ever had. the pizza isn't the big selling point of DC pizza joints

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:29:04 2019 No.13109847

>>13109797
you'll find that drinking is a lot more about advancing your career than it is about having fun or trying to get laid. There are maps people make of which bar is the best if you want to get a job at State or where the republicans drink. It's very irritating to go to a bar and have people you don't want to talk to about foreign policy with coming up to you

I'm not doing it justice. Dupont might be far enough from the captiol you can avoid it idk

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:30:57 2019 No.13109855 >>13109847 oh, talking Capitol Hill? I hang around AdMo lately and there's a bar there that's really nice and is known as a bar that Republican staffers like to visit but that's the only one I know of

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 23:21:32 2019 No.13110035

>>13107183

I actually didn't mind getting around DC cause anywhere I wanted to be I could get to via bike/metro in 45 mins or less. My car was just for work and grocery runs.

In LA, driving is almost always the only option since everything is so spread out and even then it takes forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 23:32:00 2019 No.13110071 >>13109847 I heard dupont circle was full of gays

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 23:32:33 2019 No.13110073 >>13109807 Is it drugs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 01:53:29 2019 No.13110514 Why the fuck are you ordering food from Walgreens

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 02:01:39 2019 No.13110542 >>13104422 >going to a restaurant that serves hot dogs lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 08:34:01 2019 No.13111298 >>13110542 >Subsisting on Mommie's tendies for so long that any place outside the house that serves food is considered a "restaurant". Double lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 08:38:12 2019 No.13111307 >>13104422 This the type of food you make when drunk of stoned at midnight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 08:41:47 2019 No.13111317 File: 102 KB, 248x247, 1491752550778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13106927 I laughed out loud

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 08:46:14 2019 No.13111330 >>13107533 Reston is where the glowniggers live to commute to DC or work glownigger defense contracts nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 09:00:02 2019 No.13111369 >>13111330 >glowniggers I have no idea what that means, other than you're mentally ill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 09:05:02 2019 No.13111381 >>13111369 and you’re a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 09:24:51 2019 No.13111423 >>13111369 >I don't know what it means but actually i do haha Ok faggot

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 09:40:26 2019 No.13111458

I have to work in DC once a year for a convention and I have since learned to never stay or eat in the district proper
Alexandria is so much better in every way and the yellow line stops right in front of the hotel I use there. walking down old town and you find so many better restaurants than yuo will find in DC

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 10:59:55 2019 No.13111681 >>13111381 Irrelevant. >>13111423 See above.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:02:12 2019 No.13111684 >>13111369 Newfag term for feds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:05:17 2019 No.13111695 >>13111684 Got it. Clever. Thank you for not being a dick about something trivial.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:29:51 2019 No.13111759 >>13109801 underrated post

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:35:27 2019 No.13111781

>>13110071
storytime
>1998
>me, new to dc
>heard Dupont Circle had some nice places to eat
>cold rainy day in Nov
>wandering around Dupont with gf looking for a place to grab lunch
>see this cute cafe called The Fireplace
>had a big roaring fire. Nice and warm Sure lets do it
>go in, ask the host for a table
>"uh, are you sure you two want to eat here"
>yeah, sure, it seems cute and warm and were cold and hungry.
>"are you SURE you want to eat here?"
>uh, yeah i think so?
>host motions toward the TVs at the bar
>big hog and dangling scrote sack pounding a man's B hole
>i gaze around the room
>more balls and B holes on every tv
>i dont care if a couple dudes are blowing each other behind closed doors, but straight people don't go to restaurants and watch straight porn while they have a soup and half sandwich, just sayin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 11:44:23 2019 No.13111810 >>13111458 dc is unironically one of the best food cities in the US. You're just going to shitty places.

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:06:16 2019 No.13111894

I recently moved to DC from Europe.

Why are all the homeless/crazy people black? Serious question.

And people were trying to give me a free hat yesterday. It felt like one of those scams in Italy where they give you a wristband, and then make you pay for it. Or was it legit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:10:05 2019 No.13111905 >>13111894 >Why are all the homeless/crazy people black correlation is not causation (but it kind of is)

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:23:12 2019 No.13111960

>>13109847
>have people you don't want to talk to about foreign policy with coming up to you
Might not be your thing, but god I wish I had that. Domestic politics is all I can get in my backwater and nothing can even happen because there's been no legislative body for the last four years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:30:43 2019 No.13111989 File: 60 KB, 550x413, 4L_IOFXjUEg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13104422 >DC poster shilling his shit second rate town AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:31:25 2019 No.13111991 >>13111781 lol, neither of you questioned why the host was was asking this? I mean sure it was 20 years ago but if you were old enough for a gf, you should have enough social experience to know when something is at least "off" about a situation

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:32:10 2019 No.13111994 >>13111989 Lmao, nice cope, faggot. I guarantee you that DC is better than whatever flyover shithole you call home.

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:34:08 2019 No.13112000

>>13109855
>I hang around AdMo lately and there's a bar there that's really nice and is known as a bar that Republican staffers like to visit but that's the only one I know of

Which one, faggot? Let’s grab drinks together sometime. But not if you’re some libtard sodomite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:35:11 2019 No.13112002 >>13105815 >Implying the shittiest yankee transplant hipster filth doesn't live in Alexandria You're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:40:00 2019 No.13112013 File: 582 KB, 1536x2048, 1925ABB8-660C-4A92-8E39-44A215B28D9E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13111994 Get on my level you absolute scrub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:41:25 2019 No.13112019 File: 97 KB, 480x640, BC11F51B-3150-4330-9898-2B54D8D0D3A2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13111994 West Coast patrician reporting in. Get rekt, scrub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:44:10 2019 No.13112030 >>13111994 Please get a tripcode so I can filter these constant posts about your ghetto You can come back when you have representation in Congress

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:44:11 2019 No.13112031 >>13112019 >imagine thinking this is good

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:44:25 2019 No.13112033 >>13111994 >cope >coming from some subhuman who enjoys living like a rat packed into a small hole

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:45:27 2019 No.13112037 >>13112031 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:46:21 2019 No.13112044 >>13112033 Why are you mad, though? Is it because DC is better in every way imaginable than your shitty literal who hometown?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:47:29 2019 No.13112050 >>13112044 >umad??? Reddit is that way >>>out

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:47:51 2019 No.13112051 >>13112050 Literally seething.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 12:53:16 2019 No.13112065 >>13111991 i mean it was pretty obvious to me that the host was a gay, but nbd. we jut saw the fireplace, and didn't bother to look around and realize that every single customer was a dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 13:09:18 2019 No.13112113 >>13112019 Jew York and flyovers BTFO. Laffs

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 13:20:44 2019 No.13112144

>>13111369
Terry Davis, a genius programmer with schizophrenia who recently killed himself, made repeated reference to "glow in the dark CIA niggers" that followed him around and harrased him. Terry was kind of a minor internet celebrity and as a result the term, now shortened to glownigger, became shorthand for any federal agent, espeically those engaged in clandestine operations.

Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 14:13:20 2019 No.13112318 >>13112037 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 14:50:42 2019 No.13112461 >>13112144 >>>13111369 (You) >Terry Davis, a genius programmer... Interesting. Thanks. >Faggot. Irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 14:53:06 2019 No.13112470 >>13112050 You're mad that the only place you can go to shop for literally everything is WALMART because your town is myopic af and let all the small businesses close. Fuck you. Also you're addicted to pain meds

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 15:03:26 2019 No.13112509 >>13112030 >he thinks a tripcode is necessary to filter posts Lurk moar, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 15:35:57 2019 No.13112616 >>13112065 im gay and ive never been there because im not over 50

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 17:54:06 2019 No.13113103 >>13104422 Is that from Walgreens?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 18:15:55 2019 No.13113178 >>13104518 I could I can make a straight face while lying

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 18:39:34 2019 No.13113241 >>13113178 im gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 22:34:33 2019 No.13114228 >>13112000 Rebellion, I voted for Trump

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 05:30:53 2019 No.13115501 >>13111894 >Why are all the homeless/crazy people black? gee its almost like racism exists for a reason. blacks are like that all over the country.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 07:18:37 2019 No.13115705 >>13104422 >We do things differently in DC Well yeah you do them wrong

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 07:29:06 2019 No.13115726

>>13111994
DC is flyover, retard.
>b-bu-but muh white house n sheit
Unless you're a politician who needs to go to DC to work, people have absolutely no other reasons to want or need to go to flyover DC. You're the one who needs to learn to cope, cleatus. Now go eat a deep fried hotdog from the state fair... oh wait, you're not even a state.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 07:32:18 2019 No.13115730 >>13112461 you sure enjoy talking like a faggot lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 07:36:07 2019 No.13115735 you are another type of stupid if you can't find good food in DC

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:08:47 2019 No.13115874 >>13104422 The best hot dogs I've ever had were in DC. They also know what I mean when I say hotdog sauce,

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:12:18 2019 No.13115878 >>13104422 U do it gayer and niggerer?

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:20:20 2019 No.13115894

>>13111894
Niggers were on the upswing until 1964, when sweeping welfare policies were implemented and got niggers hooked on the government teat. It doesn't help that they're the descendants of slaves, who were bred for their physical gifts and stupidity. Generations of single motherhood has resulted in the utter depravity you see today.

Hat thing... i dunno. White person maybe but i wouldn't risk it. As if you wanted a cheap ugly hat anyway. But don't take CDs from a nigger, that is 100% a scam and the niggers chimp out demanding monies once you do.

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:30:36 2019 No.13115919

>>13114228
Oh, shit. I know that spot. They have good burgers there. I took my libtard exgf there earlier this year... I suppose it's a good thing we're no longer together. I'll make a concerted effort to go there more, now. It's good to know I don't have to go to SW to meet conservative folk... Maybe I'll snag me a cute right-wing gf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:33:38 2019 No.13115929 >>13115726 We are seeing unprecedented levels of cope previously thought unreachable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:45:23 2019 No.13115964 >>13109847 Damn son sounds like you need to drink at H st and 18th st

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:01:58 2019 No.13116004
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As a resident of NoVa and worker in the District, let me tell you the tale of two cities. Across the Potomac River, mere miles from the center of DC, lies Alexandria Virginia. Like DC, it features many good restaurants and places to snack or drink a beverage of your choice. One would expect walking down King Street at 930pm on a Friday to be largely comparable to doing the same along U street or 14th street in DC. That's where you'd be wrong. Whereas the former is filled with generally cheerful passersby and families of various extraction, DC streets are filled almost exclusively with prancing homosexuals, media addicted 20-somethings blowing their paycheck and daddy's allowance on drinks for the 18th consecutive weekend, and piss-ridden homeless black men aggressively panhandling. The differences don't end outside on the streets, but are on stark display inside venues as well. Alexandria restaurants typically staff their restaurants with the local youth, comprised primarily of middle class whites in their 20s and English-challenged but hardworking latino men in their 30s. DC does precisely the same, meaning that your food is virtually guaranteed to be served by an exasperated and overweight black woman whom quite clearly has no concern about whether your food is served cold, containing hairs, or even contaminated with rat feces. If ShaniQua happens to not be working that day, then your food will surely be served by Phillip who, taking the night off from getting his asshole pounded raw while high on ketamine in the gay club's bathroom, decides to rub his ostensibly erect penis while explaining the daily specials in the hope that you're as gay as he is so that you'll suck him off behind a dumpster after his shift ends. All this to say, dining in DC is an exercise in frustration and absolute disgust. Every day I pray that, while on a comfy vacation in Balearic Islands with my family, a nuke obliterates DC. The world would immediately become an immensely better place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:47:07 2019 No.13116092 >>13116004 Now THAT's a manifesto! Bravo, anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:48:08 2019 No.13116096 >>13115730 What do you care? Afraid you'll "catch the gay" from reading what I write?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:51:03 2019 No.13116101 >>13116096 Sort of funny people pretend homophobia isn't a thing anymore in big liberal cities but um clearly it still fucking is people are just quieter about it now in public.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:07:12 2019 No.13116141 >>13116101 >homophobia All phobias are irrational fears. I have no consideration for other people's irrationality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:08:26 2019 No.13116146 >>13116141 I'm not scared of sodomites, I just hate them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:10:40 2019 No.13116156

>>13116141
I guess what I am getting at is how people act like gays are totally accepted in big liberal cities now when that isn't really true.

Yes, there are most gay people concentrated here than most places, but any acceptance is the result of them being wealthy and powerful due to education and jobs, not being accepted because magically in big cities nobody cares if you are gay.

You certainly would have a consideration if you were harassed about it or mistreated as a result.

They act like they are in some secret big-boys club for being homophobic Republicans in a big city. D.C. has always had deeply conservative people moving here from far away to form a solid minority, especially in the suburbs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:21:40 2019 No.13116191 >>13116146 OK. Have fun with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:25:28 2019 No.13116205 >>13116191 Have fun being ostracized by your family and watching all your faggot friends die of aids, you pozzed genetic dead end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:42:21 2019 No.13116262 >>13116205 Damn dude, you can come out of the closet nowadays w/o repurcussions. See a shrink to sort yourself out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:44:40 2019 No.13116269 >>13116262 >if you hate gays that must mean you are one haha Yeah, because all the Saudis throwing fags of skyscrapers are totally gay too, right? Try again, retard. All that sodomy is making your brain funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:56:36 2019 No.13116292 >>13116269 arabs love young boys. just give it up anon and start sucking cock i can tell you want to

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:58:29 2019 No.13116299 >>13116292 >this is how fags cope Your day of reckoning will come, fag. Change your ways or you will face the consequences. You have been warned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:00:46 2019 No.13116306 >>13116299 what's gonna happen on my day of reckoning? the only thing im reckoning is that you are hungry for penis. i can provide mine if you're desperate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:07:34 2019 No.13116503 >>13116306 r u fem?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:08:33 2019 No.13116507 >>13104505 LOL!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:12:01 2019 No.13116518 >>13104422 marylander here. DC food is shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:16:27 2019 No.13116537 >>13116518 >muh old bay and crabs Yeah, I'm thinking you're a faggot with the palate of a child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:16:33 2019 No.13116538 >>13116518 Great Maryland food: 1) Crab cakes 2) um ... nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:45:27 2019 No.13116642 >>13116538 smith island cake

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:58:40 2019 No.13116695 File: 116 KB, 667x460, anonomobile_dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13104422 If you mean charge San Francisco prices for Virginia-tier food, then I agree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 14:15:03 2019 No.13116745 >>13111781 wat lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 14:16:21 2019 No.13116753 >>13105190 I just had some kino dogs the other day. Absolutely delicious.

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 14:22:24 2019 No.13116768

>>13111960
I was speaking more generally, people talking about current events and politics. Because everyone works in politics/government the whole city is like going out for drinks with people from work. You're not going to end up talking about movies or whatever as much as how much of a dick Moscow Mitch is

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 14:24:03 2019 No.13116772 >>13112144 neat

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 14:28:40 2019 No.13116782 >>13116768 ask me how I can tell you aren't from around here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 14:33:27 2019 No.13116800 >>13116146 You don't get to make the rules on the English language. "Homophobes hate gays" is a truism to those of us who don't have autism

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 14:37:32 2019 No.13116814 >all these transient fucks pretending they know DC Get the FUCK out of my city.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 16:33:11 2019 No.13117305 >>13116814 Unless you’re my coworker rick Hardass nigga born in the 60’s in DC and been in construction since and make rounds in H st NE after retirement You don’t know DC

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 16:35:21 2019 No.13117310 >>13117305 So, basically the best years of your life are behind you and you have accomplished nothing of note?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 16:36:46 2019 No.13117315 >test

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 16:37:43 2019 No.13117320 >>13104422 Think yah hot shit doncha?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 16:38:09 2019 No.13117322 File: 14 KB, 107x116, 1552798391276.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13104422 Oh wow you took a common fast food item and added chilli/cheese/gravy/a fried egg! That's so unique, and no other state/country is known for doing that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 16:54:19 2019 No.13117416 File: 706 KB, 1920x1080, D825E54D-64FE-45A2-AEFC-F71B8FE30D51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13117310 I said coworker jerk Just a lowly electrical engineer climbing the Pepco ladder But I do think my coworker epitomized dc itself

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 20:47:46 2019 No.13118237 >>13117416 i bet you like girls

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