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What do you eat when you’re at a hotel in the middle of nowhere?

>> No.13099006

>>13099004
Gas station food

>> No.13099018

pepperoni rolls

>> No.13099021

>>13099004
Taco Bell and my own cum.

>> No.13099024

>>13099004
A local hookers vagina.

>> No.13099032
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Whatever they've got, man.
This was the last hotel meal I had. It was excellent.

>> No.13099035

>>13099024
This. Found at the truck stop gas station and pizza for dessert.

>> No.13099040

>>13099004
people

>> No.13099051

>>13099004
things that come in sealed containers like doritos and coke

>> No.13099063

Used to be a travelling IT installer for a major corporation. Generally I did a grocery trip and got stuff that would keep OK in the hotel fridges. I also would do take out from some places here and there and would get fast food when I was too far away from the hotel to eat.

Was pretty nice. I kind of miss my traveling days.

>> No.13099065

Ass

>> No.13099072

>>13099024
Never eat a prostitute’s pussy unless you want herpes sores on your mouth.

>> No.13099082
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p a n c a k e s
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>> No.13099094

>>13099024
t. virgin
I can't imagine any guy sticking his tongue in some nasty prostitute's cunt, after they've fucked 1,000 pathetic losers

>> No.13099103

>>13099094
>I can't imagine any guy sticking his tongue in some nasty prostitute's cunt, after they've fucked 1,000 pathetic losers
>t. also a virgin
The issue is clearly that paying a woman to pleasure her is a waste of money.

>> No.13099115

>>13099063
based and roadpilled

>> No.13099124

>>13099004
>pepperoncinos on the side
Based pizza place.

I usually go for diner burgers at truck stops. If I'm in one place a lot, I'll start working down the sandwich menu, even if it's some boring shit.

>> No.13099149

I normally head to whatever bar is in the area, regardless of quality. Hotel bar is the last resort.

If I'm going somewhere that I imagine has jack shit around it, I pack a big bag of jerky and some kind of chips or something. There's always some kind of food somewhere.

>> No.13099197

>>13099004
Cracker Barrel
McDonald's
If I'm really hurting, cold cuts or PB&J from Walmart.

>> No.13099218

>>13099004
I eat dogs that I capture from the local animal boarding place

>> No.13099229

>>13099004
How the fuck does one person eat all that? 2 slices and I'm full

>> No.13099236

>>13099229
Gluttony.

>> No.13099238

>>13099229
not everyone can be a scrawny bitch like you, twink

>> No.13099257

>>13099004
Anon for your sake I hope that job is burning some calories. Trust me you don't want to go down the road of your pizza delivery guys knowing you by name. Also did you ever try the combo I recommended? BBQ sauce, chicken,italian sausage,jalapenos/pineapple. It's really great, look online when you order they always have a fuck ton of coupons don't call in your order.
Please stop buying the chicken nuggies they are really crap at least they were when I was still ordering 3 times a week. Best of luck brother hope you make it back to civilization soon.

>> No.13099311

>>13099094
I stick my dick in them you idiot.

>> No.13099350

>>13099004
I *sniff cocaine, I *drink whiskey

>> No.13099390

>>13099004
Hotel Papa John's Pizza Guy is really just a poor man's Car Flask Taco Bell Guy.

>> No.13099395

>>13099229
they only ate one and a half slices

>> No.13099646

>>13099004
People.

>> No.13099688

>>13099063
why not stay in a hostel instead? at least then you have a kitchen to cook your own food in.

>> No.13099706

>>13099350
How to get decent coke in a small town where you don't know anybody?

>> No.13099900

>>13099024
>eating out a hooker
Are you stupid?
That's pointless if not detrimental to your health.

>> No.13099958

>>13099004
I walk around and see what restaurants are within a couple blocks. If there's a decent-looking Mexican or Indian restaurant, I'll usually go for that.

>> No.13099963

>>13099688
hostels are exclusively a poor european thing. americans are wealthy enough to get themselves hotel rooms

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>>13099004
Strip mall Chinese food.
Every town has one, and they are depressingly consistent across this land.
Moo Goo Gai Pan is the safest bet, with a ton of soy sauce packets.

>> No.13100150

Sardines, mostly.

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>>13099024

>> No.13100154

>>13099103
I can pleasure myself when I'm alone. I can't pleasure a woman when I'm alone.

>> No.13100159

>>13100154
Whew.

>> No.13100164

>>13100146
That looks bland as shit.

>> No.13100165

>>13099004
That's a lot of food for just one person.

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>>13099024
>eating out a hooker
Amateur

>> No.13100232

>>13099963
>be American
>owe $30,000 on my car
>owe $200,000 on my house
>owe $50,000 in student loans
>owe $10,000 to credit cards
>claim to be wealthy
Wew lad

>> No.13100310

>>13100232
these numbers are me rn, its not so bad

>> No.13100323

>>13099024
>not eating out her prolapsed asshole
Amateur.

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>>13100232
>be me
>owe $10,000 on 2 year old truck
>owe $122,000 on house I bought a month ago
>no student loans
>pay off credit card 100% every month
>work either a 36 or 48hr week and still put $1000 into savings a month
Feels good man.

>> No.13100398

>>13099004
I go to the BK lounge baby B)

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and make it double

>> No.13100452

>>13099024
Fuck that, I'm not paying for her to have a good time.

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>>13099024
>anon wooaohhh buddy eating out a HOOKER who's fucked A LOT OF DUDES? that's FUCKED UP
>haha wtf anon you don't eat pussy are you fucking gay dude? it's the best part of sex? no my gf wasn't a virgin when we met quit changing the subject ya fag haha!

>> No.13101179

Anyone else think Papa John’s quality has declined over the years?

>> No.13101181

>>13099004
my wife's ass and pussy for sure. maybe a diner in between

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>>13099004
Lol, I can actually contribute to this. That would be Taco Bell and Marlboro Reds my man.

>> No.13101288

>>13099072
Not true. Alot of hookers take care of themselves because once they get diseased they lose their business

>> No.13101324

>>13099004
Whatever is on just eat and can be delivered there in acceptable times. Probably indian food

>> No.13101725

>>13101288
>once they get diseased they lose their business
You literally have no idea what you're talking about. Unless their client is testing them for STDs in the hotel room beforehand, they have no way of knowing. A person can be carrying herpes and other diseases without any symptoms being visible. Fucking moron.