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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:49:50 2019 No.13098841 [Reply] [Original]

is joe rogan a good chef?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:51:11 2019 No.13098846 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:51:57 2019 No.13098848 That egg slop looks wretched. He should stick to elk meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:51:59 2019 No.13098849 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:52:37 2019 No.13098855 >>13098841 Fuck no. Those eggs look like vomit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:52:40 2019 No.13098856 He can't keep getting away with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:52:53 2019 No.13098857 >>13098841 looks like something i'd cook at 4am because I forgot to go to the grocery store again

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:53:20 2019 No.13098858 >>13098841 It's not even that this necessarily would taste bad it's just everything he makes looks like a slip o shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:54:29 2019 No.13098865 File: 168 KB, 1129x873, a6pRlrc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:57:38 2019 No.13098877 >>13098841 looks like a ßlop o' shite

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:58:54 2019 No.13098880 He cooks steak like cuts perfectly. All his elk looks perfectly cooked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 18:59:02 2019 No.13098882 >>13098865 he has to be fucking with us

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 19:00:57 2019 No.13098891 File: 572 KB, 919x591, 5r6t47vxso6x.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 19:01:10 2019 No.13098893 >>13098841 fucking yikes look at those slimy ass undercooked eggiwegs bet they taste like wet dog but with the texture of snot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 19:26:54 2019 No.13098986 >>13098841 DMT elves told him this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 20:19:00 2019 No.13099235 >>13098841 Shouldn't have married a Jewess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:23:18 2019 No.13099485 >>13098841 >Eggs aren't cooked >Toast isn't toasted Other than that it looks okay, but fuck eating raw eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:24:41 2019 No.13099493 >>13098865 that isn't white bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:25:42 2019 No.13099495 >>13098891 eggs aren't vegan

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:25:53 2019 No.13099497 >>13098841 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:27:05 2019 No.13099503 Does he feed this shit to his family or is it just for himself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:29:13 2019 No.13099509 >>13098841 no. those eggs look like they would be Auschwitz if the Holocaust were an actual thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:30:43 2019 No.13099516 >>13099503 Implying any kid would eat that shit over some sugary cereals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:38:56 2019 No.13099555 File: 1011 KB, 450x365, rogan.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13098841

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 21:39:08 2019 No.13099558 >>13099516 Implying kids get a choice to eat bullshit sugar pellets instead of the chad egg and salsa dad-slop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 22:39:15 2019 No.13099799 >>13098865 that kimchi looks fucking weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 22:41:54 2019 No.13099811 >>13098841 did he rape the yolks before taking the pic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 22:45:55 2019 No.13099830 >>13099555 Is that a real workout?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 23:42:38 2019 No.13100058 >>13098857 Looks like something I'd cook at 4am because I'm hammered and trying to be less hungover the next day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 00:40:57 2019 No.13100306 >>13098841 No, but have you tried DMT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 05:43:49 2019 No.13101086 >>13098891 5 fucking cloves of garlic? dude must smell of death

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 05:51:41 2019 No.13101098 >>13100306 Yes now I can't cook and have a lot of bullshit opinions about everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 05:57:16 2019 No.13101110 >>13098865 those are kimchi? they look like veg just soaked in vinegar for a day

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 05:59:07 2019 No.13101113 >>13101098 Yeaahh yeaahh, but think abouts apes mAn they could fuuuck you up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 06:05:01 2019 No.13101126 >>13101113 I could go on and on all day, and I will! Catch my hot takes on everything on my insufferable podcast!

Anonymous Tue Oct 22 06:16:33 2019 No.13101152

>>13098841
DMT, amazon rainforest uncontacted tribes, chimps, jaimie see if you can find that, 11-hydroxy metabolite, pineal gland, shooting a dear, jaimie pull that up, sensory deprivation tank, compound bow, joe says something retarded and joey diaz laughs in his face for 30 seconds, mental illness isn't real bro science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 06:24:05 2019 No.13101169 >>13101152 H E A T S H O C K P R O T E I N S

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 06:26:42 2019 No.13101172 >>13101152 unfunny standup 'comedy' where Joe does coke then yells a lot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 07:24:16 2019 No.13101289 >>13098891 yes leave all those stems in there, perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 07:27:15 2019 No.13101299 File: 162 KB, 540x339, 1523540458524.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13099799 >>13101110 joe prob has a hot girl suck the kimchi off for him before putting on his sandwich like mummy used to do for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 08:33:57 2019 No.13101453 >>13099485 Eggs are barely cooked. Like, blue rare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 08:56:18 2019 No.13101498 >>13098841 eggs and sambal are the perfect hangover food

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:25:32 2019 No.13101706 >>13101152 H E M P F O R C E

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:27:23 2019 No.13101714 When you get to a certain age you start viewing food as fuel thats meant to keep you feeling good troughout the day rather than being a reward/goal of living.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:33:22 2019 No.13101737 >>13101714 20? t. /fit/izen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:34:23 2019 No.13101741 >>13101714 cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:35:06 2019 No.13101747 >>13101714 Is that why he's blogging about his eggs like a teen girl, retard?

Anonymous Tue Oct 22 10:38:12 2019 No.13101763

>>13101737
Prob by 30 when your testosterone levels drop and your body starts permanently breaking down.

>>13101747
Maybe because he's an entertainer who is constantly in the public eye and needs to interact with the Internet people.
Since he's on keto his sweetness detectors are configured differently so maybe those eggs are really delicious to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:07:09 2019 No.13101885 Those eggs look terrible. I like them runny but not that runny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:19:37 2019 No.13101931 File: 125 KB, 736x1004, 1522595096097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13098841 I bet I could hire whores to make a better breakfast

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:27:17 2019 No.13101947 >>13101714 This except actually the complete opposite of that happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:31:50 2019 No.13101956 The way I cook the eggs is sunny side up under low heat, then poke the yokes a bit and cover. The steam will heat both sides without drying out the egg. Comes out just like an EggMcMuffin. Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:31:56 2019 No.13101957 >>13098882 No he is just an ignorant retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:51:50 2019 No.13102015 >>13101763 >since he's on keto Is that why all his images have 2 slices of #freshlybakedpumpernickelbread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 11:54:39 2019 No.13102020 >>13099485 The less cooked an egg is the healthier it is, you know.... Unless you get salmonella

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 12:18:38 2019 No.13102114 >>13102015 You can make low carb breads that aren't going to contribute a lot to your macros.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 12:35:07 2019 No.13102181 File: 58 KB, 1280x720, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>low carb breads Oh, what horrors yet await us in the dark recesses of diseased minds, my children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 12:45:56 2019 No.13102229 >>13101714 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 13:09:33 2019 No.13102351 >>13101714 >>13101763 t. retard with no clue

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 13:10:25 2019 No.13102355 cheese and egg isn't a good combo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 13:27:45 2019 No.13102417 File: 66 KB, 295x291, horseshit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13102355

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 13:30:33 2019 No.13102432 >>13101741 >>13101747 >>13102229 >>13102351 Yikes, look at all the buttblasted manchildren that don't like it when their lazy hedonism is challenged.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 13:34:40 2019 No.13102445 >>13098841 are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 16:51:15 2019 No.13103195 >>13102432 shut up, retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 16:55:17 2019 No.13103218 It all looks like shit but it'd probably taste relatively okay to decent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 17:00:44 2019 No.13103244 >>13098841 I bet that's what he feeds to his children. It's okay, that's dads' food. Can't really fuck up an egg and cheese sandwich

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 20:27:29 2019 No.13104198 >>13098841 >fried egg Jesis christ those look more soft boiled or poached than fried

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 20:40:35 2019 No.13104257 >>13103244 I don't think it has cheese. Egg sandwich with no cheese is bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 20:48:47 2019 No.13104302 >>13101714 >implying rewards/goal of living aren't the fuel that's meant to keep you going read up

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:00:33 2019 No.13104382 His farts must horrid

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:03:16 2019 No.13104400 >>13099830 Yeah, you've just got to know what you're doing with any "heave big weights around until you're exhausted" exercise or you'll take a trip to snap city

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:06:41 2019 No.13104415 >>13101714 porque no los dos retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 22 21:27:30 2019 No.13104511 >>13098891 god how fucking embarrassing that people actually do this. wow, a shitty plate of food. lemme post this with a fagot hashtag

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