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13098807 No.13098807 [Reply] [Original]

You know, maybe there's something to this burger-dipping thing after all.

>> No.13098815

>>13098807
Chup it up! Chup, chup it up!

>> No.13098825

>>13098815
What is chupping?

>> No.13098830

>>13098807
My mouth is watering.

>> No.13098835

dipping is based, especially when they have the ketchup pumps

>> No.13098838

>>13098807
I've always dipped my burgers from mcd's even when I was a little kid no one else did it.

>> No.13098881

>>13098825
Running your burger through (ket)CHUP

Chup it to the left
Chup it to the right
Tonight we're gonna chup it
Till that burger tastes right

>> No.13098897

Chup it with your mom
Chup it with a friend
Tonight we're gonna chup it
It ain't never gonna end

>> No.13098901

>>13098881
>>13098897
Oh. That’s pretty dumb.

>> No.13098905

Chup it with your girl
Chup it with your boys
You know I gotta chup it
And I'm gonna make some noise

>> No.13098913

>>13098901
Oh. You're an uncultured philistine.

>> No.13098975

That burger looks like a murder weapon.

>> No.13099053

>>13098835
All the McD’s that I’ve been to lately have gotten rid of the pumps. You can only get ketchup from packets in a bin at the counter. And sometimes the bin is empty and you have to ask some surly teenager to refill it.

>> No.13099211

The next thing you know, people will be dipping their soup in ketchup.

>> No.13099445

>>13099211
I dip my dismembered woman parts in soup

>> No.13099451

>>13098901
Oh. You're a grumpy old maid.

>> No.13099467

Leave the mayo home
Put the mustard down
Tonight we're gonna chup it baby
Gonna paint the town . . .

Red!
Red!
Red!

Red, I said
That's the color that we'll paint it
The chup has gotten loose
Ain't no way you can contain it

>> No.13099565

>>13098807
My McDonald's order is:
>Double Cheeseburger
>Regular fries
>2 x Ketchup pots (like 25g each)
>2 x BBQ sauce pots (again about 25g each)
Only costs £2.50, since the sauces are free.

The craziest part is that I don't have diabetes yet.

>> No.13099567

>>13099565
Pots?

>> No.13099760

>>13098807
How about not being a fucking retard and just put the sauce in the fucking burger?

>> No.13099788

>>13099760
Tastes better with ketchup inside and out. Don't do it every time, and don't eat many burgers nowadays, but it is good.

>> No.13099791

>>13098807
my fat friend always dipped his mcdonalds burgers in ketchup, he always did know the best ways to eat

>> No.13099858

Uh, that is a sensible order at McDonalds. 780 calories (not counting the sauces), 39g fat, 29g protein, and plenty of vitamins.
I see people that order a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a 20 piece McNugget, Supersize Fries, 2 Apple Pies, a Caramel Sundae, and a Supersize Coke. That is 3270 calories

>> No.13099868

>>13099760

What if you want your burger without sauce? Did you think of that? Maybe in one moment I want sweet tangy BBQ, maybe another I want ranch, but this bite I want all mustard, and the next bite is a symphony of it all

>> No.13099877

>>13099868
Damn baby, based and orchestrapilled

>> No.13100018
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>>13098881
>rhymes right with right

>> No.13100024

>>13100018
Those are different words they're just homonymous >:(

>> No.13101173

>>13099053
Mine does this too. It’s about saving money, I guess.

>> No.13101186

>>13098807
sometimes they don't use enough condiments and it's a must.

>> No.13101189

>>13098815
Just chup it up! Just chup it up! Just, just chup it up! Just j just just just j just chup it up!

>> No.13101198

>>13101189
Shut up

>> No.13101213

>>13100018
Chup it to the right
Chup it to the left
Tonight we're gonna chup it
Till there's no chup left

>> No.13101247

>>13101186
Yes, or they give you a dry-ass burger. At that point you need to chup it up for sure

>> No.13101260

>>13101198
>t. never played Command and Conquer
poor you and your shit childhood

>> No.13101269

>>13100018
Ha I didn't notice that until now. I guess I'd better not quit my day job (chief ketchup chef for a major league baseball stadium).

>> No.13101313

Chup it when you're home
Chup it at the school
Chup it when you're hungry
Mama didn't raise no fool

>> No.13101489
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13101489

>>13099567
Yes, pic related. Maybe they're not in every country? This is the UK by the way

Turns out the ketchup is only 17ml actually, but the BBQ is 25ml

>> No.13101493

>>13099760
That takes time and effort you fucking idiot. I do exactly what OP does, with ketchup and BBQ sauce (separately of course, I'm not a heathen)

>> No.13101509

>>13101489
>Rich Tomato Dip
Amazing...

But yeah, ketchup comes in packets in North America, same with vinegar.

>> No.13101554

>>13101489
Interesting. Wendy's had something similar over here for a while, but went back to little packets.

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13101655

>>13101509
I didn't even know that "rich tomato" existed, it comes with pic related apparently.

>>13101509
>>13101554
>packets
Even for drive through? I assume that's why we have the tubs, it's easier for eating in your car, compared to a packet that you need to squirt onto some paper before you can dip stuff in it

>> No.13101661

>>13101173
Indirectly true. Diabetic inner-city single mothers will let their kids pump out 3 quarts of ketchup, most of it getting all over the counter. The rest is going to be all over the table, seats, windows, floor...

Savages.

>> No.13101728

>>13101260
I hate RTS games.

>> No.13101765

>>13101655
In germany nuggie sauces come in the little tubs, ketchup and mayo in little sachets.

>> No.13101820
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>>13098807
are you a mad man, no one in their right mind dips a fuckin hamburger in katchup, did you get hookers with you, so you became an alternative identity, or what

>> No.13101828

>>13101820
It's spelled "ketchup".

>> No.13102169
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13102169

Nooo don't tip it to ketchup, use tomato sauce with vineager and spices

>> No.13102234

>>13101728
>I'm a homosexual
:/

>> No.13102361

>>13099467
BASED CHUPPER
>>13100018
>he wants to rhyme right with left
Your stupid
>>13101213
Better yet.

>> No.13102395

>>13101655
>>13101765
in the US sauce packets for chicken nuggets come in little tubs as well, but ketchup, salsa, and jam come in packets

>> No.13102936

You know, maybe there's something to cucumbers in my butthole after all.

>> No.13102964

>>13098807
Mmm sugar buns and sugar dip

americans truly know how to palate

>> No.13102982

>>13098807
You wouldn't dip a $50 artisan burger?

>> No.13103252

>>13102361
Chup it on a blimp
Chup it on a plane
Chup it on a boat
While I chup it on the train

>> No.13103258

Chup it with your uncle
Chup it with your daddy
I'll chup it with your wife
In the backseat of my Caddy

>> No.13103277

>>13103252
>>13103258
Shut up.

>> No.13103367

>>13103277
Chup with Sister Sally
Chup with Cousin Danny
Chup it in the kitchen
With your big fat Aunt Fanny

>> No.13105189

>>13101655
I get rich tomato everytime

It's easily the best, with sour cream and chive behind it

>> No.13105814

>>13102982
you wouldn't dip a car

>> No.13105818

>>13103258
I like this one

>> No.13105824

>>13098881
>>13100018
Chup it to the left
Chup it to the opposite
Tonight we're gonna chup it
Till it forms a nice composite

>> No.13105835

>>13101828
THAT was what you got out of that post?

>> No.13105838

>>13102234
RTS is non-strategy. RTS is twitch. You may not like it but it is true.

>> No.13106312

Chup it in the Army
Chup it in the Navy
Chup it on poutine
Right on top of that gravy

>> No.13106330

Chup it in the morning
Chup it in the night
Chup it if you wanna
You have every right

>> No.13106432

chup gang

>> No.13106531

You know they chup in elementary
They chup in junior high
They chup their way through college
Up at Pi Kappa Phi

We chup it up in law school
Tryin' to get that J.D.
Then we chup it with the judge
As our clients walk free

This chup gang is expanding
Yeah we're gettin' really large
So get on board the chup train
Dip your burger, you're in charge

>> No.13106535

this is the most reddit thread on 4channel right now. prove me wrong

>> No.13107248

>>13101828
You spelled "catsup" wrong.

>> No.13107283

>>13106535
4channel is reddit without usernames or a ranking system. Prove me wrong.

>> No.13107361

>>13106535
You’d know, chuplet
>>13106531
Moar plz

>> No.13107398

>>13107361
My public has spoken!

I chup it up in physics class
And in geometry
These people who refuse to chup
They make no sense to me

By now you know I chup it
A secret, it is not
So when it comes to ketchup
Hell yeah I use a lot

Well if I couldn't chup it
I'd probably end up dead
'Cause when I see a burger
I've just gotta paint it red

The power of tomatoes
Makes me chup it day and night
That extra dose of ketchup
Makes my burgers take flight

Into a realm of flavors
That defy all explanation
I chup it without thinking
It's an incredible sensation

>> No.13107889

>>13098830
Another gentleman of refinement and taste.

>> No.13107895
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13107895

>>13107283
Upvoted

>> No.13108510

>>13107283
I went through an awkward preteen phase too. Seems like you are just sore because this chup gang is having all the fun while your mom burns your storebrand tendies downstairs.

>> No.13108554

I know this is a troll thread but what I do when I have a burger is mix ketchup, mustard, and ranch and dip my burger in it; tastes like thousand island. Though, the best combination is ketchup, ranch, and jack in box taco sauce for a dip

>> No.13108562

>>13098807
>burger
>plado with hair bread

pick one

>> No.13108666

>>13105838
You're retarded.

>> No.13108715

>>13098807
I dip my burgers in mayo

>> No.13108898

>>13108666
LOL just look at the satanic Blizzard fan's world crash down over his head.

>> No.13109288

>>13098807
I prefer painting my burger using the ketchup packet as my brush. less messy that way

>> No.13109513

>>13109288
He chups it with the packet
So he doesn't make a mess
A completely valid method
His procedures pass the test

>> No.13109523

>>13109513
Keep going!!!!

>> No.13109525

>>13109288
This chup gang ain't exclusive
There ain't no application
No lengthy interview
Just hit that ketchup station

>> No.13109532

>be me
>2019
>never chupped a burger in my life
>inspired by /ck/ to chup my Quarter Pounder
>ask for a ketchup packet
>server asks why
>tell her I'm going to chup my burger
>she laughs and gives me three packets
I have you to blame for this humiliation, /ck/. I was too sad to enjoy that burger at all, and Quarter Pounders are usually my favorite.

>> No.13109545

>>13109523
Well the doctor who delivered me
Said "this one's kind of strange"
He saw me chup it in the nursery
And he knew I'd never change

>> No.13109551

>>13109532
He asked for extra packets
So he could chup for the first time
The server fell in love with him
He's so sexy it's a crime

The bitches all swarm after him
They crave that chup sensation
They're eatin' burgers off of him
To feel his chup vibrations

>> No.13109560

>>13109532
Two packets weren't enough for him
He came back for number three
He chups with all the server girls
They give it up for free

>> No.13109572

>>13108715
This loser hasn't learned a thing
He hasn't got a clue
He's still stuck using mayonnaise
But only chup is true

>> No.13109590

I chup with Brahms and Mozart
I chup with Johann Bach
I chup with Jimmy Page
And the monsters of rock

We hang outside McDonald's
And we squeeze that little packet
The patrons know what time it is
When this chup gang makes a racket

>> No.13109608

Yeah I chup it on the highway
And I chup it down the street
And you know I gotta chup it
When they say it's time to eat

The hot dogs are on point tonight
The burgers have been fierce
I chup it up with all of them
I've been doin' it for years

>> No.13109621

If only all the world could see
It might bring us all together
'Cause when you learn to chup it right
The good times last forever

>> No.13109671

Well I'm smoothing out my wrapper
And I'm squeezing out some packs
I drag that burger through it
Until I chup I can't relax

Anticipation gets too much for me
As I'm reaching for that Heinz
I chup it with intensity
And it's blowin up my mind

The flavor's an explosion
And that burger's really kickin'
I'm gonna chup it up again
With my very next McChicken

>> No.13109679

Good Lord.

>> No.13109769

>>13109679
I chup it in the dining room
I chup it in the hall
I chup it in the attic
Smearing ketchup on the wall

I chup it when I'm hungry
And I chup it when I'm cold
I chup when I'm tired
And I'll chup it when I'm old

I chup it in the driveway
Eatin' burgers at the wheel
I chup it on the front lawn
When I get that value meal

>> No.13109803

I chup it on a sunny day
I chup it in the rain
Just chup it up don't question it
And you won't feel no pain

Your burger will explode with taste
Your palate will delight
'Cause once you start to chup it up
You'll start to see the light

>> No.13109864

>>13109532
He thought that he could chup it
But he wasn't fully ready
The server girl laughed at him
He spilled all his spaghetti

I hope he doesn't quit too soon
And makes another try
Just chup it on that burger
And on every single fry

>> No.13110784

>>13107398
BASED

>> No.13110883

Im chuppin in uptown
Yeah im chuppin with the best
We never sport a frown
When Im chuppin off her chest

Gotta chup it for the people
Gotta chup it for the ghouls
If you think your chup is equal
Then youre chuppin with some fools

>> No.13111039

Can you chup a Chupa Chup and would that be the ultimate chup?

>> No.13111180

>>13110883
And the gang keeps growing...

>> No.13111294

>>13108898
I just like Blizzard for Overwatch; I've never played StarCraft. I haven't played any RTS is awhile but I'm partial to CnC and Total Annihilation.

>> No.13111407

This thread is amazing.

>> No.13111487

>>13111407
Now chup it with your teachers
Get yourself some good grades
Just chup it with your hookers
And they won't give you AIDS

Chup it in the library
Drip ketchup in those books
Chup it up in church my friend
Don't mind those dirty looks

>> No.13111529

I chup it playing PS4
I chup it with the Switch
I chup it while I play my games
I gotta scratch that itch

I chup it sending emails
I chup it making calls
I chup it with my manager
She licks ketchup off my balls

I chup it on a nature hike
I chup it when I camp
I chup it on the interstate
When I hit that exit ramp

>> No.13111534

>covering terrible food in sugar paste so it is barely palatable

Sounds american to me

>> No.13111555

>>13111534
I chup it up in Holland
And I chup when I'm in France
The dirty ugly natives
Simply never had a chance

Ain't no stupid European
Gonna stanch this ketchup flow
I chup it up in Russia
There's no place I will not go

Oh yeah I chup it up in Belgium
And the U.S. flag unfurls
The men are looking puzzled
As I chup it with their girls

>> No.13111770

>>13111534
Not learning to chup it because foreign and repressed.

Sounds 3rd world to me.

>> No.13112188

I chup it with your mother
And I chup it with your dad
I'd chup it with your aunt
But it would make your uncle mad

>> No.13112264

>>13107398
BASED

>> No.13112270

>>13109513
More pls

>> No.13112280

Chup it right
take a right
to mcdonalds
to make things right

>> No.13112299

I’m a new chupper
I’m feeling kind of scared
But I got burgers for supper
And the Heinz is standing there
So I squeeze a little out
Right on to my plate
Close my eyes and chup it up
Man, this tastes so great!

>> No.13112304

CHUP
CHUP
CHUP
CHUP

>> No.13112375

>>13112280
I know that you're a newbie
And you're trying really hard
But you gotta rhyme it better
Or they'll say that you're a tard

>> No.13112404

>>13112270
My public is insatiable
They cannot get enough
They chup it dusk to dawn
They really want that red stuff

I chup it in the parking lot
I chup it down the lane
I chup it in the airport
Before boarding that plane

I chup it on the concorde
And on board a DC-10
Just bring me some more burgers
And I'll chup it up again

I chup it with your sister
After you have gone to schook
Licking ketchup off her booty
Makin' you look like a fool

I chup it at the racetrack
While I watch the ponies run
Don't you ever bet against me
'Cause I chup it up for fun

>> No.13112408

>>13112299
Yes, that's the spirit!

>> No.13112456

I always dunk the burger. if you don't you are dumb.

>> No.13112794

>>13112456
Based and chuppilled

>> No.13112955

I chup it for America
I chup it for this land
I chup it for the ladies
Eatin' burgers out my hand

I chup it up when I eat out
I chup it up at home
I chup it up while traveling
Wherever I may roam

I chup it up at Disney
And I chup it at Six Flags
I make sure that those servers
Drop those packets in my bags

>> No.13112982

>>13112404
lol. pr good

>> No.13112984

>>13112982
you guys are all faggots

>> No.13113303

>>13112984
Absolutely seething about not being part of this chup gang

>> No.13113352

I first learned how to chup it
When I was just a lad
My burger brushed my ketchup
And at first I got real sad

But I was really hungry
So I put it in my mouth
The flavor blew my mind
And my problems all flew south

At school I'd chup it every time
That burgers got served at lunch
The girls eyed me hungrily
They wanted me a bunch

>> No.13113364

I chup it in the office
And I chup it at night school
Even if that damn professor
Says I'm acting like a fool

I do not care what's said of me
I'll chup it till I die
Just put a burger on my plate
And watch the ketchup fly

>> No.13113713

>>13109525

this chup club ain't exclusive
the chup club never sleeps
so catch the chup sensation
you'll be chupping in your sheets

>> No.13113722

>>13098807
JUST PUT THE KETCHUP INSIDE THE BURGER, YOU DISGRACE OF HUMAN EVOLUTION.

>> No.13113745

>>13098807
I refuse to believe that thing is a burger
I want to say it looks like something else but I can't fathom any food that looks like THAT
even the ketchup is a thin, artificial terror

>> No.13113765

>>13112404
Based and chuppilled

>> No.13113776

We chup it at the grocery store
We chup it at the mall
And when we order burgers
You know ketchup gets the call

I chup it at the playhouse
In between acts two and three
I chup it in the lobby
Ushers cannot handle me

>> No.13113783

I never cupped it up before
I'm feeling trepidatious
Cooked a cheeseburger and then I chupped
The feeling was contagious
Proud member of the Chup Gang
Haters feeling sore
Got more burgers on the grill
To chup it up some more

>> No.13113786

We chup it in the movies
And we chup it on tv
A burger dipped in ketchup
Sends us into ecstasies

>> No.13113792

>>13113776
Based and culture pilled chupper

>> No.13113806

>>13113783
Based! Get on board this chup train, destination flavortown

Oh yeah I chup it on an island
And I chup it out to sea
They'll chup it at my funeral
Right as they bury me

This gang is strong for life
There's nothing more contagious
We chup it left and right
Our burgers taste outrageous

>> No.13113823

I chup it in a Lincoln
And I chup it in a Ford
Mustard's in the trash
And the mayo gets ignored

>> No.13113833

>>13098807
When I was a little kid I asked my mom why my uncle dips his mcdonald's burgers in ketchup and she said it's because he's really fat and you can't do that kind of thing without getting fat

20 years later and now I'm fatter than him and dipping my burgs in 'chup myself

>> No.13113836

>>13113792
I chup it at the opera house
And at the symphony
I chup it after Bach
And before Debussy

I chup it at the Louvre
And I chup it at the Met
And after the museum
You know that burger's gettin' wet

>> No.13113839

>>13113833
Oh yeah your uncle was a genius
And your mama was a whore
Go get yourself some burgers
And we'll chup it up some more

>> No.13113859

This whole thread is cringe as fuck. Samefag central.

>> No.13113943

>>13113859
You are ignoring that I was told to post more, by multiple people. I think that what is happening here is that never in your entire womanish little shrew life has anybody asked for "more" of whatever you had to offer. I am sorry that talents are distributed unevenly, and that you wound up with none. No need to be so bitter about it, lady.

>> No.13114622

>>13113943
Please keep chupping bro.

>> No.13114640

>>13113943
please kill yourself reddit faggot

>> No.13115048

>>13112404
BASED, thank you!

>> No.13115073

>>13113836
BASED CULTUREPILLED CHUPPER

>> No.13115086

>>13113943
Based and humble chupper

>> No.13115143

>>13109590
O dam

>> No.13115189

>all the cringy spreadditors telling based chupbro to shut up
spreadditors are a plague on this board

>> No.13115558

>>13113859
Some people think that chupping
Is only for the States
But over here in Bongland
I love chupping with my m8s

I chup it with a sausage roll
And a bacon sarnie too
I can’t wait for Brexit
Cos they don’t chup in the EU

I chup it with my egg
And with my beans on toast
But chupping with a burger
Is what I love the most

>> No.13115597

>>13114622
My public will not tolerate
Some faggot who says "stop"
We'l chup it with a fireman
We'll chup it with a cop

She uses words like "reddit"
That she does not understand
To shut this chup gang down
But we're spreading 'cross the land

So if you want to chup with us
Just grab some little packs
And drag your burger through it
And you'll learn how we relax

These haters need to go away
And leave this gang alone
We're too busy chupping burgers
To hear these bitches moan

>> No.13115625

>>13115073
I chup it up with Rembrandt
And I chup it with Van Gogh
I dragged his ear in ketchup
And I gave that thing a go

I chup it up with Plato
And I chup with Aristotle
You shoulda seen these greeks
Shakin' ketchup from the bottle

>> No.13115647

>>13113859
I chup it with your sister
And I chup it with your dad
I don’t chup it with your mother
Cos she’s a fucking slag

>> No.13115648

>>13115558
He chups it up in England
Like a real John Bull
He chups it with his mates
Until their bellies are full

He chups with Bertie Wooster
And he chups it up with Jeeves
You'll recognize him as the man
With ketchup on his sleeves

He chups it at the football
As he watches the match
And then he heads on home
And chups another whole batch

He chups on the Embankment
And he chups in Whitehall
And when he sees some burgers
He's just got to chup them all

>> No.13115653
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13115653

Had a late night and I'm back with more chupping!

>> No.13115656

>>13115558
BASED TRANSATLANTIC CHUPPER BRO!

>> No.13115660

>>13113943
bahahahaha

Dude you're a talented writer, I say that with the utmost sincerity. I truly hope that writing is part of whatever your job is in real life - if not, it should be

>> No.13115668

>>13115653
This picture speaks right to me
It's an ideal scene
It's like porno for us chuppers
If you know what I mean

Just look at that damn burger
It is well and truly dressed
And to hell with stupid morons
Who say we're makin' a mess

We chup it late at night
And then we post pictures
So get on out and chup it
'Cause there ain't no strictures

We only get one life
How we spend it is our choosing
This chup gang keeps on winning
While the rest of you are losing

>> No.13115684

>>13098807
Well sugar my carbs,high fructose corn syrup my processed grains,what a good idea.

>> No.13115703

>>13098807

At whataburger I get the green chile double and add bacon then spread a pack of spicy ketchup on it and its super bomb.

>> No.13115718

>>13115660
Thank you, and yes, my job does involve writing. I got off to a rocky start above, rhyming "right" with "right." But we are gaining momentum. I have seen this chup gang cited and boosted in other threads, and have dropped some chup gang rhymes here and there. This is a social movement that is long overdue.

No longer will we tolerate leaving the drivethrough only to find no ketchup packs in our bag.

No longer will we allow ourselves to be bullied by the mayonnaise people.

This chup gang is like a tropical wave off the coast of Africa. Give it some time and proper conditions and it will grow into a Category 5 phenomenon, a monster hurricane of flavor and burger enhancement. Our enemies will be swept aside, their filthy dwellings coated in Red Magic if not destroyed outright.

>> No.13115749

>>13115648
I chup with the prime minister
I chup with Mr Bean
And on special occasions
I chup it with the Queen

I chupped it with Obama
And now I chup with Trump
I’ll never chup with >>13113859
Cos he’s a fucking chump

He spreads his mayo on his bun
And squirts it on his fries
Chup gang will be dancing
The day that wanker dies

>> No.13115797

>>13114640
Fuck off boring A1 tranny

>> No.13115809

God damn these mayo people
And their gloppy demon pus
You've got to learn to chup it
If you want to hang with us

There ain't no other condiment
To satisfy patricians
And when it comes to burgers?
The chup gang, we're magicians

The ladies drop their panties
When they see this gang approach
We stomp the mayonnaise people
Like you might stomp on a roach

This chup gang's aiming higher
Yeah we're heading for the stars
We're chupping on the buses
And we're chupping in our cars

>> No.13115812

>>13115703
Based spicy chup ganger!

>> No.13115926

>>13115749
Oh yeah he chups it up in England
And he chups it out in Wales
And when it comes to burgers
He knows ketchup never fails

From John o'Groats to Penzance
He spreads ketchup everywhere
He chupped it with a Duchess
And now she's carrying his heir

>> No.13116516

>>13115703
He chups it up with chilis
And he chups it up with bacon
He likes his ketchup spicy
It's new ground that he's breakin'

The whataburger girls
Cream their pants when he arrives
They know he chups it spicy
That's how this chad survives

>> No.13116763

>>13115703
He cute

>> No.13117243

>>13115926
Nice. And furthermore...
>>13100018
I chupped it up in Belgium
And I chupped it up in France
I chupped it up in Italy
And the I found romance

How’s that for rhyming, boiii?

>> No.13117775

>>13117243
Good effort. Chup gang needs ditchdiggers too.

>> No.13117789

>>13098901
Oh you're a faggot

>> No.13118304

I chupped it so damn much
I sprained my bottle-squeezing hand
Doctor tried to send me
For an MRI scan

I broke out of the ward
Like a maniacal crazy
I chupped it with the nurse
And then my memory gets hazy

I woke to find myself
Strapped in a loonybin seat
I had to chup so bad
So I chupped it with my feet

A specialist was called
To make some observations
Now he chups it just like me
He's the new sensation

>> No.13118426

Oh yeah I chupped with Isaac Newton
And I chupped with Archimedes
I chup it up so much
I came down with diabetes

Doctor tried to tell me
To tone the chupping down
But you can see me chup it
At any joint in town

I'm usin' so much insulin
Supplies are running low
But I just gotta chup it
So make that ketchup flow!

If my pancreas falls out
Then, so be it
'Cause I just gotta chup
Every burger if I see it

>> No.13118892

I chup it with the ladies
I've chupped in so many beds
I chup it with brunettes
And my favorites, redheads

We chup it up with burgers
And then we make love
With a bottle of Heinz
Raining ketchup from above

I chup it up so often
That my jism runs red
These bitches lap it up
And I kick 'em out of bed

I put on some clothes
And head for the door
Gotta get me some more ketchup
At the all-night store

The Heinz Board of Directors
Had to call a special meeting
About increasing production
Of this ketchup that I'm eating

The police put out a BOLO
Callin' me the ketchup bandit
But I say I'm innocent,
It's not as if I planned it

You'll have to cite my parents
If you want someone to blame
I was born to chup it up
Chuppin' burgers is my game

>> No.13118926

>>13118426
This chupper knows no limits
He disregards his health
So dedicated to chupping
There's no ketchup on the shelf
When myboi has had a visit
It's utterly plain to see
He takes his chupping to new heights
No ketchup left for me

>> No.13118988

>>13118926
I burned through all your ketchup
And I must apologize
I simply have to chup it
Around burgers or fries

I'll bring another bottle
Next time we use that grill
We're gonna chup it up
And we'll all have our fill

Between you and me
Your girl said I'm hot
She digs the way I chup it
With those tater tots

>> No.13120055

>>13103277
I chup it with your sister
And I chup it with your mum
You don’t like chupping
Cos you like guzzling cum

>> No.13120474

>>13118988
When my girl saw you chupping
On all those tater tots
She didn't mind admitting
That your technique made her hot
I didn't get angry
Or call my girl a thot
I have a lot to learn from you
And the crazy ways you chup
So bring the Heinz around next time
And we can go two's up
Some might call me a cuckold
But they don't understand
Chup Gang share and share alike
That's just how we roll

>> No.13120492

>>13118988
Rhyme scheme is off on that one
Apologies are in order
Tried my best for the Chup Gang
But the poetry was poorer
For this egregious effort, I will make it up
Of course you know what I will do
Make that cheeseburger and CHUP!

>> No.13120522

>>13101489
>>13101509
>>13101655

Rich tomato dip is great. It's like a simple pizza sauce taste wise

>> No.13120539

>>13101655
This can't be in the USA.
we don't do "sharing" portions here.

>> No.13120623

>>13120492
I could tell your girl was interested
But I politely declined
To cuck a fellow chupganger
Would never cross my mind

My interests are singular,
My motivations pure
There's not a damn thing wrong with me
That chupping will not cure

Money, sex and shiny things
Have all lost their charm
But put some burgers next to me
And watch me do some harm

I've reached a whole new level
Of consciousness and being
And you know I'm gonna chup it
With every burger that I'm seeing

>> No.13120691

chup is the best in the world
it's even better than cute girls
burger with chup is a delight
don't take away my chup or else we'll fight

>> No.13121250

>>13098838
In other words, you have always been an absolute genius. Mad respect.

>> No.13121676

>>13098807
ive never eaten ketchup

>> No.13121678

i order my burgers plain and dip them in ketchap

>> No.13121785
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13121785

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M GONNA CHUP YOUR FACE AND LICK IT UP
I WANNA BIG CHUPED MAC WITH A TRIPPLE CHUP STACK LIKE A BIG MOUTH CHUPPER, I WANT THE CHUP FOR SUPPER, I'M A CHUPOHOLIC FUCKER THAT WILL CHUPPIFY YOUR MOTHER.

MY CHUP SAUCE MEETS YOUR BURGER FRIES, YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE CHUP CAUSE YOU WERE NEVER ALIVE, IN THE END I AM CHUPED AND FRIENDLESS, DO NOT STEP TO ME CAUSE THE CHUP IS ENDLESS

>> No.13121978

>>13121785
Nice. Cool screaming chup outburst. Heartfelt.

>> No.13122028

They call me BasedChupBro
I admit it's gratifying
I chup up all my burgers
It's so damn satisfying

I'm the Pied Piper
Writing chup gang rhymes
This gang loves my exploits
And my ketchup-coated crimes

We're in the town square
And we're causing a commotion
The streets are running red
That's the chup gang notion

When burgers hit that grill
You had better get prepared
This chup gang goes nuts
And you might get scared

>> No.13122194

>>13098897
im gonna chup your moms delicious sweaty anus and make her cum

>> No.13122351

>>13122194
Not a fan of apostrophes, eh?

>> No.13122378

>>13121785
i push my fingers into my CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT FULLY CHUPS MY CHUP
BUT IT'S MADE OF CHUP
THE THINGS I HAVE TO CHUP
JESUS IT NEVER ENDS
IT CHUPS ITS WAY INSIDE
IF THE CHUP GOES ON
I'M JUST GONNA CHUP IT

>> No.13122443

wendys jr chee vs mcdonalds chee. go.

>> No.13122680

>>13122443
the real questions

>> No.13122790

>>13122443
McD.

>> No.13123009

>>13122443
But the double stack is better than either

>> No.13123450

>>13121676
You need to start. Walmart is open 24 hrs., lady. Get there and get some ketchup.

>> No.13123498

Chup it on the couch
Chup it in the tub
dip that juicy burger
with a satisfying glub

>> No.13123569
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13123569

Can't stop the chup
it's way too much
sickly sweet flavor erupts
sucrose addiciton
slurp it up
with fries and tendies
in a cup

CHUP LIFE
(smearing shaking)
ALL NIGHT
(burger tasting)
ALRIGHT
(savor flavor-)
-FUL BITES

IT'S CHUPPING TIME

>> No.13123592

>>13123569
Bravo!

>> No.13124240

>>13120623
We can all learn a lesson
From this one based chupper
His interests are ascetic
There truly is no other

Offered my girl to this gigachad
He didn't want no two's up
This moral mother fucker, well-
He solely wants to chup

We've got so much to learn from him
He's got so much to give
No homo but if I was a girl
I'd have his god-damned kids

So they could learn to chup it up
By being around The Master
This ain't no sycophancy
Just purely sincere chatter

If there should be a Chup King
A leader of this gang
It should be >>13118988
Nobody chups it like this man

>> No.13124307
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13124307

This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw this thread.

>> No.13124315

>>13124307
I hate it when people kiss in public. I keep all my emotions private, because that's the only way to keep them pure. If anybody except my girlfriend saw me expressing the love I have for her I would feel like my love had been tainted and be forced to dump her.

>> No.13124361

>>13124307
Absolutely seething at being excluded from the ChupGang

>> No.13124665

>>13124307
Continued
And then I joined in and sucked them both off and gargled their jizz because I’m a colossal queerboy. Which, incidentally is why I hate chupping.

>> No.13124690

>>13098807
Is it okay if I dip it in other sauces as well?

>> No.13124841

>>13124307
Attend, fellow chuppers!

Here we see one of the mayonnaise people trying a class inflitration and demoralization raid against our chup gang.

Do not fall for these. Note that these mayo maniacs cannot go five seconds without thinking/writing about homosex. This is because they don't know their dads.

Instead, they know the endless string of their moms' "boyfriends." And most of those men molest children, including these mayo mavens. So it is no wonder that they always talk about male genitalia and disordered sex acts.

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13124892

"Would you like fries with that?" edition

Previous thread: >>13098807

How are you lads chupping this fine morning?

>> No.13125083

>>13124690
No.

>> No.13125087

>>13125083
You cant tell me what to do you dumb little cunt.

>> No.13125104

>>13124892
My Sunday morning
Could not be going finer
I'm chuppin' eggs and home fries
At my local diner

>> No.13125119

>>13124892
just chupped a full english
chupped it like a boss
chupped some mushrooms, chupped black pud,
chupped bacon egg and soss.

>> No.13125135

>>13125087
Then stop asking whether it's ok. Who's the dummy now?

>> No.13125475

>>13125119
Based UK chupper

>> No.13125739

>>13125087
No need to ask
About condiment selection
Everybody knows
You can’t achive erection

>> No.13125784

This chup gang has gone global
Yeah we're crossing all those oceans
We mesmerize the ladies
With our burger-chupping motions

We chup a full English
And we chup a Denver omelette
And when it's time for burgers
You know ketchup goes right on it

>> No.13125799

>>13124240
It's true I've become zenlike
Just like the Buddha
I'm sprayin out that ketchup
Like a crazy school shootah

I've chupped it so damn much
That I've achieved that Oneness
And the chupping gets fiercest
Once I check that burger's doneness

Material concerns
Have all fallen away
Like a pious ketchup monk
I simply chup all day

No wife or house for me
I live off of donations
Spend my nights in a cave
With my chupping meditations

>> No.13125811

>>13098807
For almost anything ketchup is good for, bbq sauce is better. Try it.

>> No.13127082

>>13098901
This guy got dunked on so bad the rest of the thread.

>> No.13128397

CHUPPING WILL NEVER DIE

>> No.13128569

>>13128397
Truth!

>> No.13128647

>>13125087
What an ill-bred, unpleasant little person. Almost certainly one of those distasteful mayo people. Yuck!

>> No.13128650

>>13102169
what the fuck is “tipping it to ketchup” ?

>> No.13128651

>>13123498
This is what it's all about

>> No.13128804

>>13128650
Maybe he meant dip it in ketchup? Possibly he is a foreigner.

>> No.13128826

>>13101489
I think chik fil a has something similar. At least my campus one does. Not sure if the normal ones do.

>> No.13129880

This is hilarious you have got me in fucking invisible stitches. I discovered dipping my burgers in sauce a long time ago, and I never thought it would be such a big thing. I do it with every sauce I get when I order, spicy ketchup, chilli, thousand island. Respect the chup and respect the dip, bros for life you are to me.

>> No.13130227

>>13129880
Sounds like you are a natural! Pass the knowledge on to the next generation. Host chupping clinics at your local Home for Wayward Girls. You might even meet your future second wife this way (warning: this may not thrill the headmistress, or your current wife).

>> No.13130269

>>13125799
Surely this man cannot be topped!

>> No.13130392

>>13130227
Based

>> No.13130490
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13130490

CHUP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
GRIPPING MY BURGER TIGHT
DINNER FIGHT
CHUP ALL NIGHT
TAKE MY HAND
WERE OFF TO CHUPPING BURGER LAND

>> No.13130528

>>13124841
I just laughed out loud on the bus and these two hot girls sat in front of me turned around and gave me a weird look/smirk. A nice old lady looked at me and smiled with no malice though. OG chupper, maybe? Anyway no regrets whatsoever I got to read the absolutely hilarious phrase "mayo mavens" for the first time, holy shit you should submit something to adult swim or something, Chup Lord! BASED

>> No.13130603

>>13130528
He chortled on the bus
And the girls all got wet
They hadn't even seen this stud
Chup his burger yet

That ketchup makes him
Radiate masculine dominance
The ladies can sense it
And his chupping prominence

Yeah this bus-riding chupper
Got the girls in a tizzy
Their pussies burn for him
He's makin' them dizzy

There ain't no other condiment
That provokes this reaction
Once you start to chup it
You'll be the main attraction

It's not even like he's trying,
It's not as if he plans it
But because he chups it up
He's the king of mass transit

>> No.13130951

>>13130603
FUCKING LMAOOOOO
Just when I think: "nah, there's no way ChupBro can surpass that", holy shit, you do! It's like your literary powers feed off of your chupping and vice versa, like an endless biofeedback loop of poetic chupperdom. BASED

>> No.13131071

>>13130603
the king of mass transit fuckin lol

>> No.13131083

When I eat cheap food I drench it with ketchup. Not gunna lie. My sister in law bought me a t shirt once that had a pic on it that looked like a proper Heinz bottle but if you read the label it says "in like Heinz ketchup on my ketchup"

>> No.13131105
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13131105

Ketchup is the shittiest condiment, Honey mustard or even cocktail sauce is better. get rekt chupfag

>> No.13131164

>>13101493
>time and effort
The absolute state of you.

>> No.13131268

>>13130951
People like you ruin threads like this.

>> No.13131280

>>13131105
Honey mustard incels
Try to provoke a reaction
Spewing anti-chupper blasphemies
But they never gain traction

Truth is our shield
And ketchup is our sword
Our millions of followers
Are spreading the word

He says get rekt
But he's the one that's all twisted
The chup train came through town
But this nigga missed it

He consoles himself with tendies
Dipped in uninspired sauces
While the chup gang chups it up
Like a league of BOSSES

>> No.13131763

>>13131268
You died inside as a small girl, didn't you? What Uncle Bill did to you on those sleepovers just killed whatever humanity you had.

>> No.13131949

>>13131280
only children like ketchup, tryhard, you're not funny

>> No.13131984

>>13131071
Killer line. Bow down to the Chup Lord In Chief! (No homo)
>>13131268
Absolutely seething at being rejected by the Chupgang
You're a mayo maven, I expect?

>> No.13132061

post a chup song where one of the lines is the number of this post and you have to rhyme with it or im switching to mayo

>> No.13132069

On the inside of my burger
I love a home-made concotion
A burger sauce of chup and mayo
Dijon, bbq sauce was an early adoption

Got more flavour every time
A real taste sensation boost
What took it to the next level was adding pickle juice

Still there was something missing
I needed it unique-er
What kicked it up a massive notch
Was adding smoked paprika

Please forgive me, Chupper bros
For that mayo addition
Only defense I can present is flavour was my mission

I think I've got the recipe down
My burger's blowing up
But my alchemy would be for nothing
If I ever neglect to chup

>> No.13132073

>>13131949
Another one killed inside by the late-night depradations of a trusted uncle.

What he did to you wakes you screaming to this day, does it not? Yet you miss it in some strange, twisted way. You drag your burgers through globs of mayo and honey mustard that remind you of your girlhood, spent gobbling Uncle Bill's emissions.

>> No.13132082

>>13130951
Leave it out son. He’s got a girlfriend.

>> No.13132102

>>13132061
One three one three
two oh six one
I'd better make it rhyme
Or this faggot says he's done

He's not a committed chupper
That's my main suspicion
Or he wouldn't insist
On this crazy condition

He's foul and diseased,
An idiot, no fun
Mister one three one three
Two oh six one

>> No.13132111

>>13131949
This faggot thinks he’s smooth
But we don’t care about haters
We keep chupping burgers,
Wings and spicy taters

>> No.13132123

>>13132082
No homo. But when someone makes me laugh out loud, literally, I have to thank said person for brightening up my day. Which he has done. There's no harm in that, is there? Are you shocked that someone on 4channel could break with the tradition of frog posting, telling people to kill themselves and generally being malicious as fuck? Happiness is fleeting ; I grab it with both hands where I find it, Anon! Chup it up!

>> No.13132186

>>13132123
Some of the denizens of this place are just really, really miserable. I suspect daddy left mommy when they were young and it's just been sad apartments and stepfather abuse ever since. So they lash out at those of us who are less fucked up.

>> No.13132202

>>13132123
Btw, glad I could make you laugh. I have always had a way with words and being a clown. These haters need more whimsy (and HEINZ) in their sad pathetic "lives"

Chup gang's having barrels of fun while these grim, joyless morons rage at stupid shit.

>> No.13132280

>>13132111
Fucking BASED

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>>13132202
>chup gang
U KNOW DAT'S RIGHT

>> No.13132363

>>13132061
>>13132102

Where did you go, little bitch?

You asked and you received. Where are you? My guess is you are gobbling mayonnaise from between some man's legs, like all the other detractors of this chup gang. Like the cockgobbler who called me a tryhard and ran away like a bitch. That cunt positively REEKED of mayonnaise.

No true chupper would threaten to switch to mayo. Ever. So keep hiding under your bed, bitch.

>> No.13132387

>>13131949
That's what I thought, bitch. A womanish hit and run, that is all you're capable of.

>> No.13132397

>>13132186
I think you may have hit the nail on the haed; their posts certainly seem to evince some gaping chasm in their souls which they struggle to fill by shitting on others they see having fun.
>>13132202
Yeah, been in fucking stitches at your posts mate. More whimsy and Heinz, a great prescription (although I will say that Branston ketchup is BOMB; it's so thick and unctious and has a more pronounced umami note versus Heinz's sweetness; not sure if it's available in the US but it's fucking lush)!
The Chup Gang would never turn these Haters away if they embraced the life and expressed genuine remorse though, surely? Chupping has the ability to heal all psychic wounds; especially chupping it up with friends and loved ones

>> No.13132437

>>13132397
I feel the chup gang should be welcoming to as many as possible. I do think that chupping <with ketchup only> on at least some occasions should be a requirement, but I am not the emperor, I just like making rhymes about it.

>> No.13132536

>>13128826
I haven't seen one that doesn't have these

>> No.13132764

>>13132363
>>13132387
>>13132397
The fuck happened to this happy thread? What stones did you faggots crawl out from under to disrupt the cheerful chup lyricism?

>> No.13133390

>>13132764
The mayo mavens launched a negativity raid against masterminded by their evil, shadowy leader, Dr. Hellmann. Not to worry. Chup gang is too strong to be disrupted by mayonnaise-drenched mischiefmakers

>> No.13133667

>>13132764
The mayo people raided us
They tried to break our spirit
But this chup gang is redoubtable
And we simply would not hear it

We're ketchup kingpins
Breaking bad like Bryan Cranston
You'll see us chup it on the corner
With a bottle of BRANSTON
(Shout out to my based transatlantic chup bro)

My personal preference
Has always been Heinz
But chuppers are thinkers
We keep open minds

You can shove your honey mustard
Right on up your ass
It's gotta be ketchup
Or we'll politely pass

Hot dogs fries and burgers
Had better take warning
The chup gang's on the prowl
And we're gonna be swarming

>> No.13133922

The police put out a warning
And an APB
They say that no burger
Is safe near me

They got me dead to rights
I've got to admit it
Get a burger near me
And you know I'm gonna hit it

I'll drag it through a garden
Of ketchup that is pure
The cops will come running
They'll be barging through the door

Serving me that warrant
And reading my Miranda
Gathering ketchup bottles
From out on the veranda

The prosecutors pressure me
To cut a plea deal
But I simply have to chup it
With every single meal

At the arraignment
They read all the charges
Listing every value meal
And all those extra larges

Well I don't want no deal
So we're taking this to trial
And when they name all of the jurors
I break out in a smile

Mr. Hunt, Mrs. Heinz, and
And the foreman is Del Monte
I'm about to be judged
By a jury that's just like me

They acquit in five seconds
The judge is apoplectic
The media mobs me
It's getting really hectic

So my lawyer and I
Slip out the side door
Hit the diner for burgers
And I chup it up some more

>> No.13133997

Well they're never gonna catch me
They'll never keep me down
I'm gonna chup it up
In the country and in town

I'll chup it if I'm single
I'll chup it when I'm married
I'll chup it till the day
That I am buried

I chup it with my doctor
And I chup with my attorney
I chup it with some Hobbits
Setting off on a journey

I chup it up with Sauron
And I chup it up with Smaug
I chupped it with Tom Bombadil
Yeah we ate some hot dogs

I chup it up at breakfast
And I chup it when it's noon
The next time that I chup it?
It's gonna be real soon

>> No.13133998
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13133998

>>13132764
somebody pointed out that ketchup was sugary glop for children and they all shat their diapeys

>> No.13134009

>>13133998
Absolutely seething that she didn't make the cut for this chup gang

>> No.13134041

this thread is still going

>> No.13134098

>>13102982
i hate the word artisan so fucking much

>> No.13134146

>>13134098
So you wouldn't be interested in a tasteful crockware jar of artisanal ketchup lovingly handcrafted by multigenerational ketchup grandmasters on the slopes of Mount Pomodoro over in Italy?

Yeah, me neither.

Give me some packets of Heinz
And I'll be a happy man
Chupping burgers is my game
And my lifelong plan

I chupped it up with Washington
And I chupped it up with Lincoln
I chupped with Chairman Mao
What was that guy thinkin'?

I chup in the Pacific
And I chup in the Atlantic
If I'm running low on ketchup
You know I'm feeling frantic

I chup it in the restaurant
I chup it in the diner
I chup my scrambled eggs
Nothing could be finer

>> No.13134173

>>13131763
Not even close. Next time you're with friends and all having a good time, say "gee aren't we having a good time" and watch how the mood dies. Participate, don't cogitate.

>> No.13135001

>>13098807
After seeing "Earthlings" every burguer looks disgusting to me. I feel a lot better about myself after turning vegetarial (and almost vegan).

>> No.13135039

>>13132363
what? i have a life outside this board? do it again but make the post number one line

>> No.13135051

>>13098807
See I never called anyone a dumb dumb for it or anything. It was just unheard of to dip your burah in ketchup thats all. I might dip mine as soon as I get my hands on one!

>> No.13135239

Wow I thought I was the only person who did this. Based burger dipping bros

>> No.13135271

yeah, your covering your food in flavoured sugar
of course itll be tasty

>> No.13135276

Chup it up your ass

>> No.13135326

>>13100024
>homo

>> No.13135343

>>13135039
Sure, no problem. But first, so that we know that you are serious about this and not wasting anybody's time, get "CHUP GANG" and today's date tattooed on your forehead today and post a photo in this thread.

>> No.13135345

>>13135051
A future chupper emerges! He will be in this gang before you can blink.

>> No.13135467

>>13135239
The Silent Majority breaks its silence. Inspiring.

>> No.13135478

Yes but not disgusting ketchup

>> No.13135675

>>13135478
Wise. Use only non-disgusting ketchup and you're golden.

>> No.13135767

I hate this board so much.

>> No.13135872

>>13103258
lmao

>> No.13135892

>>13135767
Don't be so sad
Learn to keep your chin up
There are better days ahead
And they strongly feature ketchup

>> No.13136670

>>13135276
Tsk, tsk.

>> No.13136736

>>13098807
Dipping fries is gay because you always get the same amount, I want a variety. Some with less ketchup, some with more. Dipping sandwich is the opposite, you'll always have a different amount of sauce and that's great.

>> No.13136902

>>13135767
My eggs in the morn look a little dry
A big red bottle catches my eye
A familiar face, I must say
tellin' me to chup it, chup it my way

Well I grab the chup, like I always do
Pour it on my eggs, I'll soon be through
Man this chup sure taste amazin
sweetness and umami sure worth praisin

Haters out there say not to chup
listin all the foods that it fucks up
But us chuppers know its the real deal
As we chup it up for every meal

Us chuppers know to hate mods and jannies
"I hate this board so much"
whines all the trannies
Lemme let you in on a little known fact

us chuppers are here to stay so you gotta go back

>> No.13136916

>>13136902
Absolutely based and chup pilled

>> No.13136925

>>13099565
Man, the mcdicks in my neck of the US has gotten super stingy. You have to order nuggets to get any sauce now. Prices are ass, too. I only go when I can get free large fries with a $1 large coke with no ice now. I can be a Jew too.

>> No.13137037

I've been chuppin' for a while,
I didn't know it was a "thing."
It really makes me smile,
Seeing it flossed like bling.

Chuppin' is more than it would seem,
Seady blowin' up like the big bang.
Upper crust type quality meme,
Shout-out to the entire chupgang.

>> No.13137043

>>13137037
Steady*

>> No.13137508

>>13136925
I find that if I ask for sauces at the window, the person working there never wants to deal with the hassle and will just give you sauces for free.

Chup it up brother

>> No.13137626

>>13137508
Good knowledge here. They just want to get rid of you to serve the next vehicle, so you have max leverage at that time.

>> No.13138096

chup it up peanut butter cup
chup it up peanut butter cup

chup it chup it up my butt, up my butt, up my butt
chup it chup it up my butt, up my butt, up my butt

>> No.13138438

>>13138096
This is stupid, and very jewish. Note the timeless yid "butt" obsession. Go away, shlomo.

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imagine being such a 30 year old lonely loser with nothing going on in his life, who spends hours on 4chan composing rhymes about cancer causing shit.

pathetic.

>> No.13138622

>>13138596
Dear God! Somebody composed a rhyme without seeking this cuck's approval. Call the police!

>> No.13138762

>>13138622
Imagine being butt hurt about dropping fatty chup filled bars. There's no saving people like him chup bro

>> No.13138868

>>13138596
Dude, it was a fun thread until you showed up. Don't you think you should head back over to /pol/ after that recent breaking news 15 minutes ago that will have them buzzing like a beehive?

>> No.13138956

>>13136902
Chup Life

>> No.13139032

>>13136902
Chup on these trannies

>> No.13139037

>>13098807
Bump and hopefully I'm the 300th post so I can kill this retarded thread

>> No.13139044

>>13139037
Fuckin' CHUPPED:
>>13139032

>> No.13139054

>>13139037
We will just make another thread, you mayo-slathered moron. You really don't get it, do you? You haven't yet thought through all of the implications of this Chup Gang taking over. There is no slowing down this Crimson Tide that is rolling onshore. All that was, all that is, and all that will ever be, will be dipped in ketchup before we are through.

>> No.13139063

>>13139037
So mad about the chup, despite the demand
so assblasted you can barely stand
The chup is love, the chup is life
If you hate the chup, consider the knife

>> No.13139065

>>13139037
And we're gonna rhyme about it. And you will pluck out your own eyeballs with your mayonnaise-slicked fingers, in abject despair.

>> No.13139066

>>13139054
My gf chups whenever I grill us burgers. You faggkts almost make me want to talk to her about these threads lmao

>> No.13139070

>>13139066
your gf sounds like a based chupper

>> No.13139075

>>13139066
Marry her immediately. Tonight. Flights to Reno and Vegas are boarding soon.

>> No.13139078

>>13139070
Not really. She would more than likely tease you if she knew hour much of a dumbass you are. But she also teases me for browsing 4chan so I guess we're both retards. See you in your next samefag thread, buddy

>> No.13139084

>>13139078
I don't think this guy chups. I think his girlfriend is a fucking pillow.

>> No.13139087

>>13139066

His girl chupped it up
On their very first date
That's his future wife
Married bliss is his fate

His breath grew short
His vision grew narrow
When Cupid shot him
With that ketchup-coated arrow

Why won't this poster
Propose to her yet?
She's the finest woman
He's ever gonna get

It's time for him
To stop dragging his feet
And chup it up with her
In the Honeymoon Suite

Ninth months later
The world will greet
A tiny new pair
Of ketchup-dipping feet

>> No.13139093

>>13139078
Weird that you insist on perusing and commenting on threads that displease you. Have you considered the possibility that you are seriously, profoundly retarded?

>> No.13139114

>>13139084
Yeah I'm thinkin' you're right. This guy couldn't chup if his life depended on it.

In the rain and snow, the chup does flow
all over the halls of skid row
No matter your class or where you are in life
Being able to chup, makes it alright

I chup when I'm down, I chup when I'm up
I chup all day, do not interrupt
All my food needs a companion
Chup be pourin, down the grand canyon

Steady on its way to my plate
My burger and chup got a date
Together as one, never to be separated
Relationship status with the chup updated

Chup chup, chup it up, chup chup, chup it up

>> No.13139154

>>13098807
>This thread has lasted over a week

Is this a /ck/ record?

>> No.13139172

>>13139114
Profound. Well done, chupbro, well done indeed.

>> No.13139182

>>13139087
>>13139172
CHUP GANGGGG

>> No.13139359

>>13136902
Dying over here

Anti-chup trannies absolutely BTFO eternally

This chupper kicked these mayonnaise gobblers in the ass so hard they achieved escape velocity and will soon trouble our solar system no longer.

Fucking BASED

Chup Gang!

>> No.13139419

>>13139359
Chup it up chup bro!!

>> No.13139645

My English teacher failed me
For chupping in class
But during detention
I was tappin' that ass

13 years old
And I fucked her for hours
She couldn't resist
My ketchup-driven prowess

I chupped several burgers
Right off of her tits
She was panting and moaning
I was givin' her fits

Got called to the principal
And he took my Heinz bottle
But I had more in my locker
So I kept chupping full-throttle

They tried to resist me
They tried to be contrarian
But before the week was out
I fucked the school librarian

Let this be a lesson
To my chup gang bros
Being a burger chupper
Is like catnip for these hoes

Sounds great at first
Like really fun sport
But you might find yourself
Behind on child support

>> No.13139670

>>13139645
These are some hefty chup filled bars

CHUP GANG!!

>> No.13140192

>>13139087
Straight chup filled savagery