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>take girl out to a ramen place
>she asks for a fork

>> No.13084631

>>13084624
Unironucally based. BTFO of slant eyes and soibois even though it’s harder to eat

>> No.13084646

>>13084624
nobody believes you went on a date

>> No.13084878
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>>13084624
I went to a sushi restaurant with a gf and her family one time and I shit you not, they were all eating the sushi with their hands. I was like "fuck, can't you at least try to use chop sticks?" And they said that you were supposed to eat it with your hands. I know this is a thing in Japan, but I also know for a fucking fact that not one of those fucking savages had ever used chopsticks in their lives and that's why they were using their hands
And on that note, if I ever go to Japan and see locals eating sushi with their bare hands I'm going to call them out on that shit too.
Fucking savages. Absolutely disgusting.

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>take a fork to girl
>she asks for ramen

>> No.13084902

>>13084878
eating with hands is actually the "authentic" thing to do

>> No.13084914

>>13084902
Fuck you Rachel. I don't know how you found this post but I'm fucking ecstatic that you weigh like 200 pounds now, and your teeth are all fucked because you're a fucking junkie hoodrat, lmao
FUCK YOU

>> No.13084920

>>13084878
>eating with sticks
>anything other than complete savagery
I know this story is fake because you've never touched a woman in your life, but you're still a faggot for thinking chopsticks are better than anything. Literally lowering your face down to the table and slurping food with your mouth is better than chopsticks.

>> No.13084955
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>take a girl to fork
>ramen falls out of my pocket

>> No.13085005

>she asks to fork on the table
>you won't fork her on the table

>> No.13085026

>>13084920
Forks weren't even in widespread use in lardistan until the late 1800's. You lice ridden barbarians ate with your hands.

>> No.13085038

>>13084878
You never eat sushi with otemoto, you fucking pleb.

>> No.13085039

>>13084631
this. marry her for dabbing on nips

>> No.13085051

>Go to top rated ramen place in state
>It's absolute trash

How do you fuck this up? It's noodles, stock, veggiesand meat

How is this even possible?

>> No.13085057

>ramen noodle is asian spaghetti

>> No.13085060

>>13084878
Based. Tell those japs

>> No.13085104

>>13084624
She's telling you she wants a fork. The implication couldn't be clearer.

>> No.13085120

>>13084624
I eat mine with an aluminum spork. You mad?

Yellow fucking fever having OP. Piss off with your 3000 year old wooden street food gimmick.

>> No.13085123

Literally nothing wrong

>> No.13085138

>>13084955
10/10

>> No.13085189

>>13084955
Fucking underrated kek

>> No.13085203

I like chopsticks because they make me eat slower and enjoy the food more.

>> No.13085579

>>13085120
You'll be mad if you carry on eating with toxic metals.

>> No.13085584

>>13085203
me too and also they make me feel like a real japanese

>> No.13085597

>be white
>completely proficient at using chopsticks
>eat retardedly until asian staff brings me a fork and spoon

Trolling is a art

>> No.13085636

Anyways, >>13084624, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>13084624, should just stick with today's special.

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>>13085584
>>13085203

t.

>> No.13085714

>wanting to eat food with two shitty sticks when you could use a fancy fucking trident
literal barbarians

>> No.13086963

>>13085597
I was only pretending: the post

>> No.13086994

>>13084624
She didn't like you. If she did she would have pulled a cute little 'oh Anon you can use chopsticks? I've always been bad with them, could you teach me?' and then you would and then she'd fuck you. That didn't happen though because she didn't like you...
I like you though Anon, and I'd pull that on you.

>> No.13087000

>>13085005
Rake her

>> No.13087125

Eating ramen with anything but chopsticks feels really awkward. I used to eat with a fork as a kid but has since learned to use chopsticks. I once tried to use a fork again to see how it feels. I had no idea how I ever managed to even eat with it beforehand.

>> No.13087893

>>13085636
My first time seeing this pasta, jesus christ its awful

>> No.13087897

>>13084624
You're obviously not beating her hard enough.

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>>13084878
>>13085060
Yeah you go tell them how to do their culture

>> No.13090043

>move from Tacoma to Phoenix
>not a single ramen or teriyaki place to be found
Help

>> No.13090068

>>13090043
Mesa and Tempe

>> No.13090296

>>13090068
Closer to Tempe any recs?

>> No.13090543

>TFW i dont go to a ramen shop just because i dont know how to use a chopstick.
Do i get laughed if i use a fork? This was my geniune fear that i wanted to try ramen even once but i cant since im afraid people will laugh at me for not knowing how to use a chopstick.

>> No.13090562

>>13090543
>i dont know how to use a chopstick.
how...?
everyone pretty much can kinda use chopsticks even if they are not the best at it

>> No.13090762

>>13085636
This is literally the best pasta I've seen. I even read it aloud in a pretentious voice

>> No.13090765

>>13084624
>americans have dates where they go eat greasy chink noodles cooked in gutter oil and pretend to know how to eat with sticks like chink animals
Definitely white.

>> No.13090769

>>13084624
Big dick energy. Try not to get too intimidated.

>> No.13090809

>>13085695
i can post ugly americans if you want me too
I don't know what point that image serves

>> No.13090813

>>13090543
>american
they won't care
chopsticks are incredibly easy to learn how to use
steal a set and practice with something easy like chips

chopsticks are honestly the best utensil to eat anything on the bite size and firm side of food, as well as messy shit you'd eat with your hands like cheetos or something

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>>13084624
based, fuck chinks, she was establishing dominance on those chink peoples, fuck them

>> No.13090862

>>13090845
she even left a bag of opium as tip, I saw it

>> No.13090876

>>13090543
i can assure you they won't care if you ask for a fork it's okay

>> No.13090882

>>13090845
>>13090862
based, thats how its done

>> No.13090897

>>13084624
Why not? Is a fork not easier and more effective than two sticks?

>> No.13090912

>>13090813
>like cheetos
Oh, fuck you

>> No.13091686

>>13084920
Found the guy who STILL can't use chopsticks

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>>13084920

>> No.13091892

>>13090897
For eating ramen? No? Absolutely not?

>> No.13091922

>>13084914
Based Rachel rage

>> No.13091944

>everyone talking about using forks

Am I retarded for eating ramen with a spoon

>> No.13091986

>>13090897
yeah... no it's not. Forks have a fixed distance between each prong, not every noodle on the thickness spectrum will fit inside the gaps of the fork. You can try scooping noodles out of a bowl of broth, chances are some noodles will fall off the fork. Splashing into the broth and getting it on your shirt and table.

>> No.13092824 [DELETED] 

>>13091986
Maybe if you spent less time chasing exotic utensils and practiced more with your own native tools you would know how to use a fork by now.

>> No.13092835

>>13084955
nice

>> No.13093145

>Vietnamese friend's family makes pho
>I insist on using chopsticks
>can't eat it for shit
>they offer me a spoon
>still insist on using chopsticks
>still can't grab the noodles
>give up and use the spoon

>> No.13093153

>>13084624
Would have laughed all the way out the door without paying.

>> No.13093164 [DELETED] 

>>13084624
What if you misunderstood? She could have been asking for a fuck. This is why you're still a virgin.

>> No.13093226

>>13084878
Is this pasta? Who the fuck doesn’t eat sushi with their hands? Mr. Pitt?

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>>13085026
Actually its called a spoon bud. Haven’t you ever noticed in western movies they’re always either eating stew or porridge? Who the fuck needs a fork for that?

>> No.13093359

I hate smug losers who brag about using them. Yes I know how to use them. They're outdated and nothing more than a gimmick to preserve tradition. Theres no need for that. People always turn it into "Oh you just cant use them well!" They're objectively one of the worst utensils.

>> No.13093386

>>13084920
Inability to use a tool does not make the tool bad

>> No.13093392

>>13085597
Hamfist one chopstick in each hand

>> No.13093403

>>13085695
Bottom right is a solid 10 what's he doing in there?

>> No.13093411

>>13084624
This is a great situation, you could've taught her and used it to form a connection with her.