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13078798 No.13078798 [Reply] [Original]

What is the McRib actually made out of?

>> No.13078801

>>13078798
Pig trimmings and assholes.

>> No.13078806

Horse anus, cat eyeballs and 90% water.

>> No.13078826

>>13078801
>>13078806
Also pickles and raw onions

>> No.13078834

Rat meat.

>> No.13078882

>>13078801
It's this. Parts of pig too shitty to use for anything else are blended into a paste then poured into molds to shape them into rib patties

>> No.13078898

The bodies of those who partook in its eating the prior year. It’s a self perpetuating yearly promotion.

>> No.13078930
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>>13078798
Ground up rib and belly meat from processing sausages. I asked a McDicks rep once.

>> No.13078938
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>>13078798
Cocaine

>> No.13078948
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>>13078798
>McRib
C H O M P
H
O
M
P

ayo wachu lookin at

>> No.13078952

>>13078898
Impossible. The only people who order it are the tub-o-lard die hard fans who tantrum when it dissappears from the menu. Once all of them expire from heart failure and diabeetus there will be no-one left to cry for it's return and it will never be seen again. The fact that it continuously resurfaces means that many of these fat flyover fucks are still alive and flapping meaning they haven't been recycled into the "rib" patties.

>> No.13078956
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13078956

*sucks teeth*
mmmmmmmpphhh

>> No.13078962
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13078962

*bites mcrib*
ayo hol up

>> No.13078968

>>13078798
soya, in part.

>> No.13078970
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13078970

*smacks lips*
CHOMP

>> No.13078980
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13078980

*smacks lips*
*licks fingers*
mmmfffphhhh

>> No.13078998

>>13078948
>>13078956
>>13078962
>>13078970
>>13078980
What a miserable life you must have.

>> No.13079035

>>13078998
elaborate and spare no detail

>> No.13079065

Ribs

It's literally called McRib

/thread

>> No.13079112

>>13078998
>anon is at fault
>not the advertisement
kek

>> No.13079191

>>13079065
Where’s the bone and non-ground meat texture then retard?

>> No.13079198

>>13078998
No cringe in my thread please

>> No.13079220

>>13078798
Fried dog dicks and semen.

>> No.13079223

>>13079220
I'll take two.

>> No.13079311

>>13078998
Lol fuck off

>> No.13079318
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>>13078798
Can’t waste the hog penor, it’s meat, grind it up and mold into “ribs” and put some bbq sauce on there, delicious

>> No.13079328

Pork steak, beef rib, chicken cut, water, salt, corn syrup

>> No.13079343

>>13079318
pige

>> No.13079379

>>13078798
mcmeat

>> No.13079431

>>13079318
Dick is the fruit of the city. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautes it. There's, um, dick ka-bobs, dick creole, dick gumbo, pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple dick, lemon dick, coconut dick, pepper dick, dick soup, dick stew, dick salad, dick and potatoes, dick burger, dick sandwich... That's, that's about it.

>> No.13079446

>>13078798
30% Rib and 60% Mc

>> No.13079456

>>13079431
Yeah man, but pig dick? Gross. It’s not like it’s cow dick or something.

>> No.13079475

>>13079431

>That's, that's about it

I know you have more, you dick connoisseur

>> No.13079544

>>13078801
Think smaller, and more legs

>> No.13079551

>>13078930
That truly is a let down

>> No.13079613
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>>13079456
>>13079318
now I'm not certain what all goes into a mcrib, but the demand on pizzle is too high for it to be a key ingredient

pizzles used mostly in pet food or nearly unprocessed as 'bully sticks'
so the next time you start sword fighting your friend in the pet shop with those long weird looking dog treats let just let it be known you're both gay for playing with the big bulls big dick

amusing recent theft by the way
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.5304053/thieves-on-the-lam-with-bull-penis-dog-treats-says-st-john-s-pet-store-owner-1.5304595

>> No.13079661

>>13079613
How is that gay

>> No.13079714

>>13079431
Was I supposed to read this like a rap song because it sure made it better

>> No.13079736

>>13078798
textured vegetable protein and >>13078801 this

>> No.13080045

>>13079661
because penises bro, they turn you hella gay

>> No.13080697

>>13079446
And the other half?

>> No.13080717

>>13078798
pork sausage without casing