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13076024 No.13076024[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Anon it’s your turn for cook for the glorious thousand year reich. Even hitler might be here tonight.

What cook?

>> No.13076027

Toast

>> No.13076030

Got some bagels and lox with a nice matzo ball soup.

>> No.13076032

Tendies

>> No.13076035

Hitler liked a fruitcake that he would sneak into in the middle of the night while the SS guards pretended not to notice.

>> No.13076036

Vegetarian minestrone soup
Mushroom and soy mince pelmeni
Basmati rice

>> No.13076037

>>13076030
>>13076032
Hitler was a vegetarian and so would the reich had been if he won

>> No.13076040

jews

>> No.13076042

>>13076037
I don't give a diddly damn. He in my house, he gonna eat my tendies or get the fuck out

>> No.13076053
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>>13076035

>> No.13076058

>>13076024
Mein Fuhrer, would you do the honour of putting the juice in the oven?

>> No.13076059

steak with cyanide in the veggies

>> No.13076069

A bullet through his fascist skull.
Oh wait, he already did that himself :)

>> No.13076073
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>>13076069
Forgot pic :)

>> No.13076074

>>13076037
Not true, there are many documented instances of him eating meat. He was mostly vegetarian, not entirely

>> No.13076088

>>13076074
Of course he was not a lifelong vegetarian, hurr

>> No.13076090

>>13076069
Soiuuuuuuuuz nerushIiiiiiiiiiiiiimyyyyj

>> No.13076092

>>13076073
>when public opinion of your soldiers is so high, you have to airbrush a soldier's wristband compass because most of the public would assume he looting watches during the invasion

>> No.13076104

>>13076024
Hitler was a vegan, wasn't he? Make some impossible burgers.

>> No.13076106

>>13076088
We know he ate meat even in the middle of the war. I think one of the last verified known instances was 1941 or something like that

>> No.13076126

Hitler was an opportunistic vegetarian out of principle. He would not request any meals containing meat, but he would not turn away a meal served to him because it contained meat.

>> No.13076134

>>13076106
Yeah it was the war bruh however he did pursue for reich vegetarianism, made the first realmaninal welfare laws, banned vicisection and so on. Sadly the jews won and the eternal holocaust of the animals goes on

>> No.13076138

>>13076104
>>13076126
I thought he avoided meat most of the time just because it upset his tummy.

I'd cook them nothing and blame the Allies for bombing the supply lines.

>> No.13076152

all you can eat shrimp for 5.99

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>>13076024

>> No.13076196

>>13076152
Real talk, though: would the Fuhrer prefer hushpuppies or biscuts?

>> No.13076197

>>13076126
Based

>> No.13076204

Amphetamines

>> No.13076205

>>13076024
poison

>> No.13076275

>>13076104
there is a difference between vegan and vegetarian, get out of /ck/ if you do not know.

>> No.13076291

>>13076205
based and redpilled

>> No.13076296

A sausage sizzle

>> No.13076303

>>13076024
A sandwich with too much hot sauce! Owned lol

>> No.13076313

>>13076138
thats true, but he fought for better animal welfare as well and promoted vegetarianism for the whole country

>> No.13076318

a creamy, fluffy, light, flaky strudel

>> No.13076323

>>13076069
His cheerleaders show follow his example

>> No.13076399

>>13076024
I might be able to trade two brass candle holders and half a candle stump for a bag of flour and a starved rat for some soup.

Mhm tasty flour soup with charred rat bits.

>> No.13076418

>>13076069
If you kill him youre just as bad as he is.

>> No.13076433

>>13076313
>better animal welfare
he put them in death camps, man.

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me and the fuhrer would tuck into a little ceasers extra most bestest while we plot how to get rid of all these fucking kikes running everything