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>> No.13073209

And just what the fuck is that thing you sorry piece of shit?

>> No.13073212

>>13073199
Pedantically, isn't that actually a terere?

>> No.13073223

>>13073212
No. Terere has sugar in it. It’s a thing in Uruguay, I think.

>> No.13073226

>>13073199
I'm not your bro, mate.

>> No.13073230

>>13073199
Would love to be your mate

What are you drinking there?

>> No.13073242

>>13073230
Technically speaking, chimarrão, as we call it. In Spanish they call it mate (mah-teh)

>> No.13073266

>>13073223
I thought that was generically called mate dulce. Terere is mate made with cold water instead of hot, and served out of a drinking horn instead of the classic gourd.

>> No.13073274

>>13073199
Yeah, sure, thanks cutie

>> No.13073276

>>13073199
Your bookshelf sucks, faggot.

>> No.13073284

>>is that spoon perforated?

ive seen that kind of thing that my roomate uses but i never knew what it was for

>> No.13073287

>>13073276
It’s not a bookshelf, it’s an “aparador”. Most of my books are boxed in already since I’m moving out of this apartment.

>> No.13073290
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>>13073284

>> No.13073291

>>13073290
is this for like straining and drinking tea at the same time?

>> No.13073293

>>13073199
>The photo book
>The fashion book
>The art book

This is how you know OP is basic as fuck

>> No.13073304

>>13073291
Yes, it's called a bombilla.

>> No.13073312

>>13073291
Exactly.

>>13073293
Ignoring The Iliad, The Book of Disquiet, The Greek Myths and Where the Stress Falls

>> No.13073319

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19695149

enjoy your mouth cancer

>> No.13073330

>>13073319
You just have to not drink it stupidly hot.

>> No.13073333

>>13073319
Flawed study. Mouth cancer is caused by regularly drinking any sort of very hot liquid.
Mate is more likely to be drunken very hot because you don't slurp it while drinking (as you would from a cup); you suck it through a straw instead, so the cooling effect of slurping isn't applied.

>> No.13073334

>>13073319
>it's because it's hot, not because it's mate
Same "man bites dog" shit has been done with coffee and tea tea.

>> No.13073441
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>>13073199
Are you using your personal penis gourd to drink from?

>> No.13073444

>>13073441
Wrong continent, sweaty

>> No.13073519

>>13073441
My penis doesn’t fit in a gourd.

>> No.13073524

>>13073519
I'm sorry for your disability

>> No.13073743
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>>13073199
>kanji and kana
LMAO look at this turboweeb

>> No.13073762

>>13073199
You will be my mate? I thought I would never have any friends until now.

>> No.13073810

>>13073242
Well now i see you pronounce it mayteh you must be from the north... so fuck off

>> No.13073874

>>13073199
DUDE

>> No.13074232

>>13073874
NO

>> No.13074299

>>13073874
It’s mate, as in the type of tea, you fucking nigger. His subject was a pun.

>> No.13074459

>>13073199
Are you coming into me?

>> No.13074684

>>13074299
Looks like a bong desu

>> No.13074759

>>13073199
Sure. Bend over.

>> No.13074768

>>13074299
Mate should be treated the same as weed since only redditors and 3rd worlders drink it

>> No.13074770
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>>13074684
what kind of crazy ass bong are you smoking out of?

>> No.13074771

>>13073874
>>13074684
based retard

>> No.13074805 [DELETED] 

>>13074459
No, dude.

>> No.13074807

>>13074768
Based

>> No.13074813

>>13074459
Are you cute?

>> No.13074818

>>13074768
Weed is not legal in the third world.

>> No.13074882

>>13073441
snax is back!

>> No.13075720

I fucking hate philz coffee that hipster fucking shop, shut the fuck up and give me my yerba mate because nobody else sales it

>> No.13075725

the fuck is that, how does it taste like?

>> No.13076015

Si es amargo, si

>> No.13076023

>>13075725
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_(drink)
Its kind of hard to explain if you've never had it
Its sort of like tea, but earthier and more bitter

>> No.13076054

Makes me shit like crazy

>> No.13076068

>>13073290
Is it possible to find these in stores? Where would I look?

>> No.13078058

>>13074882
Holy shit m8, you’re not allowed to show THAT kind of a power level around here anymore.

>> No.13078077

>>13076054
how? it's actually a diuretic.

>> No.13078087

>>13076068
you can find them on eBay. Look for "bombilla" (we actually call "bomba" in Brazil, but whatever)

>> No.13078244

>>13073199
Comfy

>> No.13078315

>>13073223
Uruguay? More like U ar gay! HAHSHAHha

>> No.13078619

>>13073199
SC or RS?

>> No.13078657

>>13074768
Weed is consumed by people from all walks of life. You'd know if you actually had friends and went out.

>> No.13078658

>>13074299
Oh FUCK YOU. It looks like it, FAGGOT

>> No.13078880

>>13078619
Gaúcho living in Curitiba.

>> No.13078894
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13078894

Nothing better than a hot mah-teh after a long day

>> No.13079279

>>13078894
Isn't it a morning drink? Or do you have that much of a tolerance?

>> No.13079336
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>>13079279
In the south of Brazil, specifically RS state, people drink it whatever the time. Early morning, waiting for lunch... people often gather in parks to drink it at the end of the afternoon, etc. It's got caffeine in it, so it gives you energy which is sometimes needed.

>> No.13079393

>>13073199
Everytime I drink mate I get a really fast heart beat and an erection.

>> No.13079846

>>13079393
erection?

>> No.13082227
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>>13079393
Not high heartbeats but I get lots of erections too.
I knew it I wasn't alone with that.
Sometimes, I take yerba maté and a pre-workout before destroying my gf pussy. kek

>> No.13082241

mmm lawn clippings

>> No.13082452

>>13073223
Terere is Paraguayan bullshit. Steeped mate tea, served cold and sweet

Real gauchos drinking hot, from a wooden mate, silver bombilla and a thermus. None of that kettle and glass/ceramic mate bullshit argies pretend is right.

T. Urugay

>> No.13082573

Drinking mate right now lads

>> No.13083008

>>13082573
top lad

>> No.13083020

Can I get a quick rundown on mate? Is it just for caffeine, or are there actual other effects? What causes them?

>> No.13083037

>>13083020
It has caffeine and it's a diuretic, so it makes you piss a lot. It controls appetite as well, so it aids weight loss. It tastes very bitter at first, but you grow to enjoy it.

>> No.13083062

I only drank this a couple times but it gave me a two hour erection

0_0

>> No.13083083

>>13075725
>>13076023
I took a long trip to Argentina when I was younger. This is a pretty accurate take. People drank it all over the place, all the time; cab drivers, construction workers on break, businessmen, housewives. I like it about as much as I like coffee or tea. I tried it with sugar and thought it was kinda nasty that way. Definitely best hot and plain. The green material is called yerba, and we called the gourds "mates" as well

>> No.13083101

>>13083020
It’s got the same happy chemicals found in chocolate in addition to caffeine.

Anyway I don’t drink mate since I don’t have any but I do drink tea I make from yaupon holly leaves which is similar being a closely related plant ilex vomitoria as opposed to ilex paraguanensis. It’s good also it’s north America’s only native caffeinated plant.

>> No.13083123

>>13073223
>>13073212
terere is not because of sugar, american fatto
terere is called when you're serving cold brewed mate, either by using cold water or orange/lemon juice
it does not necessarily involve sugar or sweetness

>> No.13083130

>>13073291
great for crack too

>> No.13083281

>>13083083
I personally like it a bit sweet (about 4 teaspoons sugar per liter of water). I also usually add some dried aromatics to it, ginger lemon mint being my favorite mix. I'm a straight guy btw

>> No.13083319

>>13083123
Dude, I'm Brazilian.

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>>13082452
cope

>> No.13083355

>>13083123
Tereré is popular here in Argentina, many people drink that, but isn't the same without chipá.

>> No.13083414

>>13083281
I'm sure there are ways of preparing it sweet that are decent. Congrats on your orientation.

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>>13073199
>not "Care for a mate, mate?"
you had one job OP

>> No.13084321

Why is there so much of the leaves in the gourd or cup? Like all the dried stuff at the top, what's the point?

>> No.13084326

>>13084321
you pour your hot water over the yerba, drink, and refill water as needed. it’s just how it works

>> No.13084538

>>13084321
>Why is there so much of the leaves in the gourd or cup?
That's how it's done. Half of the gourd is full, and half empty (there's where you put the hot water)

> Like all the dried stuff at the top, what's the point?
I guess it's just aesthetics

>> No.13084554
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>>13084321
This is a better example than my photo.

>> No.13084580

>>13078077
do you know what that words means?

>> No.13084589

>>13084580


>diuretic | ˌdʌJjʊ(ə)ˈrɛtJk | Medicine
>adjective
>(chiefly of drugs) causing increased passing of urine.

Yes, that's exactly what I thought it was and indeed it is diuretic.

>> No.13084596

>>13084589
and what does that have to do with him shitting?

>> No.13085601

>>13073199
I've seen bags of this at the store and have been tempted to try it. How is it?

>> No.13085611

>>13085601
Bitter and earthy. I don't think it's something people enjoy from the start, though. It grows on you. I also like the social aspect of it because you typically drink with friends or family while having a conversation.

>> No.13086224
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>The Photo Book
>The Fashion Book
>The Art Book
what are you, some kind of retarded faggot?

>> No.13086862

>>13086224
I like art. Most of my book are about art.

>> No.13086896

do I need to buy the autismo mug and spoon to drink this? could I just use a regular mug and fork?

>> No.13087117

>>13086896
>could I just use a regular mug and fork?
what would you use a fork for?

>> No.13087281

>>13073199
Is that marijuana?

>> No.13087303

>>13087281
no, coca

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>>13087281
>>13087303

>> No.13087541

>>13073199
First time I ever saw one of those I was running a crew of Brazilians and almost shit canned them all when they brought those out. Thought they were going to attempt to hot box my entire restaurant.

>> No.13087569

>>13083101
Hey are you me?

>> No.13087615

>>13073223
The fact that this simpleton thinks we drink such a degenerate act of defiance before God in my country makes me wretch with disgust and holy seethe.

>> No.13087620

>>13086896
It's not a spoon, retard.

>> No.13087621

>>13078315
Based and redpilled

>> No.13087623

>>13074818
It was first legalized here in Uruguay, you fucking coon.

>> No.13087630

>>13078087
>we actually call "bomba" in Brazil
no one cares what you call it in Brazil: it's a tradition you stole from us. now you're going to tell us you call alfajores alfeijhoares and that they've been produced in the amazon rainforest for hundreds of generations. AAAAH I'M ANGRY

>> No.13087636

>>13078315
I've always find it strange how foreigners think this second-person sentence is directed at natives instead of them.
If Uruguay says "you are gay", who do you think is being called a faggot?

>> No.13087637

>>13083281
just kidding im gay af

>> No.13087646

mate is for poor people

>> No.13087653

>>13087646
tell me where you live and i will shove my bombilla up your ass and turn your head into a thermus from which your hot blood will erupt creating the last mate that will bring judgment upon this earth

>> No.13087657
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13087657

Old mans gourd.
t. practical zoomer mate drinker.

>> No.13087659

>>13087653
argentina come at me

>> No.13087660

>>13087630
>no one cares what you call it in Brazil: it's a tradition you stole from us
KEK

>AAAAH I'M ANGRY
fag

>> No.13087665

>>13087659
it's uruguay you uncultured nigger

>> No.13087667

>>13087660
negro

>> No.13087669

>>13087665
so, argentina then.

>> No.13087683 [DELETED] 

>>13087669
you're too familiar with the banter, you're either a filthy indio nigger from the northwest of the continent, a brazilian, or a chilean. show yourself you glowing bracketfuck.

>> No.13087686

>>13073199
Is this shit good or bad for my ADHD and depression/anxiety ?

>> No.13087692

>>13087686
no; stop consuming soy and move further north into alaska and you might cause your homosexual tendencies to lessen.

>> No.13087704

>>13087683
and you sound like you just discovered /int/ with your edgy "banter". piss off loser.

>> No.13087720
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13087720

It's even better in Germany.
inb4 shut up hans
i'm not even german but this shit is amazing

>> No.13087729

>>13087704
dilate, rinse, and dilate again.

>>13087720
what? is this supposed to be some kind of baizuo joke or something that i'm not supposed to get?

>> No.13087756

>>13087541
It's only drunk in the South, though. Most Brazilians don't drink it.

>> No.13087767

>>13087686
I don't know, brother, but you can try. I feel like it helps me to be focused.

>> No.13087854

>>13082452
>drinking hot, from a wooden mate, silver bombilla and a thermus
Everyone does that here provinciano culo roto

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13089193

>>13087854
>provinciano culo roto

>> No.13089476

Váyanse al carajo, yankies de mierda
Y viva Perón!

>> No.13089481

>>13083337
Fino el mate...

>> No.13089484

>>13073199

Are you drinking pesto or weed?

>> No.13090413

>>13086224
he drinks mate, so yes

>> No.13091276

>>13089484
no

>> No.13091793

>>13073199
Baitola

>> No.13091801
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13091801

>>13073199
Got mine bro.

>> No.13091818

>>13090413
kys

>> No.13092365

>>13091793
tu não reclamou enquanto eu metia no teu cu