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13073058 No.13073058 [Reply] [Original]

I’m a bong currently living in a hotel in California.
I fancy a burger for lunch and across the road i have the following junk food chains:
Carl’s JR
Jack in the Box
In n Out
Habit (?)
There’s also a McDonald’s but everyone has tried that.
Which should be my first burger in the USA?

>> No.13073059

>>13073058
Btw, are you ___ ?

>> No.13073067
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>>13073059

>> No.13073086

>>13073058
In n Out, obviously.

>> No.13073100

>>13073058
If you can be bothered, look up a good non-chain burger joint in the area. Avoid any hipster-y gastropubs or people that complicate things just to try to be unique. You'll pay a bit more but you'll get a decent tasting burger.

If you're only going to eat at a chain, go for In N Out. It's nothing magical the way locals want to pretend, but neither Carl's (bland, not much of a sear) nor Jack in the Box (salty, overly processed taste) can compete on the flavor scale.

>> No.13073103

>>13073067
Your interest in gay subculture, as indicated by the imagery you store on your computer suggests is noted, but sorry, I am not gay.

>> No.13073106

>>13073058
In N Out is widely regarded as amazing.

>> No.13073119
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>>13073103
Anyone can choose to be gay. It is the right choice.

Just start dating other men and you will enjoy it.

Women are unpleasant and fake.

>> No.13073131

>>13073058
Iif your hotel's a three star and has its own restaurant, give that a try.
In n Out for fast food. Double-Double, Animal-Style, with fires and a shake. You're not at home, so calories don't exist.

>> No.13073141

>>13073119
I think it's really cool how easily people can share their stories nowadays

>> No.13073161

Carl's western, fries and zucchinis.

>> No.13073178

>>13073106
...ly overrated

>> No.13073181

>>13073058
In n out
#1 with grilled onions, animal style fries

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>>13073067
Is it dark in that closet, anon?

>> No.13073219

>>13073058
I personally would try The Habit. In-N-Out is kind of overrated, as the meat doesn't really have any kind of string taste and the fries are kind of limp and soft unless you do "Secret Menu" bullshit.

Carl's Jr. is "DUDE WEED LMAO" fuel-tier and Jack in the Box is so bland you might as well call it fast food for old people.

>> No.13073225

>>13073185
I'm openly gay.

>> No.13073232

>>13073058
>living in a hotel
Wait... you don't live in hotels. You stay in them.

>> No.13073235

>>13073058
Pastrami burger from The Hat

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>>13073119
>I am not the father
>Kid literally looks the spit of him

>> No.13073605

>>13073598
the man discovered the perfect abortion

>> No.13073624
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Jack in the box had EBT flyers all over it and In n Out had far too many 'hispanics' in there so I went to Habit. No bad but I can get better in the UK.
I picked up a bag of pic related as I've heard so many people rave about them.
Blog Over: please rate, like and subscribe.

>> No.13073626

>>13073219
This. For what you have available,its going to be your best bet

>> No.13073632

>>13073119
No dude, you need to actually find dick appealing, if you think its such a flippant thing as choosing then youre just bi. I can tell you why it wouldnt be fun, it would be like hanging out with one of your friends except hes trying to touch your dick and not in a joking "im gunna smack you in the nuts cus im a cunt and youre a cunt cunt" kind of way. It would be horrifying. Kids need a mother and a father figure in their life to fulfill the different roles of upbringing, men cant be women and women cant be men.

>> No.13073638

>>13073058
In n Out and order a number 1 animal style WITH animal style fries. Once you get in you wont get out.

>> No.13073742

>>13073624
Takis are overrated but I'm sure you've discovered that by now.

>> No.13073749

In n Out and the Habit are both god tier. Habit is a little more substantial than the former, but I still prefer In n Out

>> No.13075562

>>13073058
in n out

>> No.13075566

>>13073058

Can you check out any time you want?

>> No.13075567

>>13073624
>In n Out had far too many 'hispanics' in there
>unwilling to try god tier burger cause racist douchebag
Your loss.

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>>13073119
yeah and you could also choose to be straight and not live a frivolous and unhealthy lifestyle!

>> No.13075612

>>13075566
Yes, but he can never leave.

Put that pink champagne on ice.

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>>13073058
pambazos are based.
Difficult to find them even in Mexico

>> No.13076846

>>13073058
the habit burger or whatever it's called, the one near me has very good fries

>> No.13077892

>>13073100
>processed taste

Wow people can taste unit ops. Does JiB have more of a filtration or size reduction taste?

Dumb shit

>> No.13078512

>>13076846
Habit is definitely underrated.

>> No.13078526

>>13073605
Do you see his face? Dude knows exactly what he did. Of course, he shouldnt look so smug because his offspring will almost certainly be molested by one of his two daddy's friends.

>> No.13078533

>>13073235
>The Hat
Unbelievably based

>> No.13078560

>>13075567
In n out is mediocre at best, you've been trained to have low standards so that you'll be complacent with the hispanification of the entire southwest and the necessary decline in infrastructure and living standards that come with that.

Now fuck off back to that other website that starts with an r

>> No.13079585

>>13073624
Why didn't you post a picture of your meal, faggot?

>> No.13080437

>>13079585
>taking photos in a junk food restaurant n Southern California
Probably get a beating of some beaners

>> No.13080482

>>13080437
Bongs are pretty much the worst tourists in the world (after the Chinese, I guess), but somehow when they're even more retarded and leave their village for the first time after being on /pol/ for most of their adolescence they're somehow too autistic to take a picture on their camera of their first meal abroad? Why did you even start a thread if you weren't going to deliver? Also, you don't go into in n out; it's always a shit show. The drive through may look backed up but they're actually really fast - just make sure you look up what you want to order before going. You didn't actually visit California and not rent a car, did you?

>> No.13080494

>>13073119
Yeah and die of aids while not even having children.

>> No.13080505

>>13078560
Bigoted racist, I would be surprised if you are an incel too.

>> No.13081959

>>13080505
Sorry sweaty, I'm actually married :)

Also what you posted is redundant, learn what the words mean before you spam them

>> No.13081963

Go to Carl's Jr it's just like Hardee's

>> No.13081965

>>13073067
>being a closeted paranoid homo AND british

Yikes buddy

>> No.13081972

>>13073058
Just buy a Big Mac