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Spooky edition

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>> No.13068754

>feet loaf

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>> No.13068959

That's way too uneven to cook properly.
It will be dried out at the toes and raw in the middle.
Pretty spooky alright.

>> No.13069012

pretty cool desu

>> No.13069028

The real scare is the potential food poisoning from eating raw ground beef.

>> No.13069062
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>> No.13069077

>cooking with children
Is there anything more frustrating?

>> No.13069093
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>vodka (optional)
lol not on my watch

>> No.13069105

My local grocery store was selling these, just the raw meat + onion. No ketchup. It was like 4.99/lb.

>> No.13069146

>eyes made from cheese
So what's the black dot? Food coloring? They spent half of this webm showing them wrap each individual hot dog but couldn't be bothered to show that part for 3 seconds?

>> No.13069153
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>> No.13069157

It looks like it might just be a hole poked through the cheese.

>> No.13069185

I'm gonna puke.

>> No.13069197
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>> No.13069199
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who the fuck cuts a meatloaf with a knife? also great way to ruin a what would have been a half way decent meatloaf

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Who the fuck makes this garbage and then posts it

>> No.13069219

>Who the fuck makes this GARBAGE
i see what you did there

>> No.13069226
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>> No.13069231

Just admit it was funny anon

>> No.13069240

>put the safety seal in the sandwich
looks about right

>> No.13069279

i never know if i love or hate these videos

>> No.13069329

That ink is gonna be a bitch to get out of that coat.

>> No.13069339

do americans...?

>> No.13069414

damn looks like a good sandwich

>> No.13069421 [DELETED] 

I hate food waste.

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>> No.13069463

>didnt even bite into it

>> No.13069467

The only food wasted in that video was the bread you fatso

>> No.13069471

Wont the ice taste like rubber gloves

>> No.13069474

how leave not egg break

>> No.13069482

What else would you cut it with? Scissors? Sword? Hacksaw?

>> No.13069484

egg man leave how not egg to leave with egg break. (Egg man: "You're out. Go home. Egg man is out."): This leads to an interesting situation of egg man walking past with egg breaks (and not being egg man), egg guy taking a break but egg man still walking by still egging at the end: it does not tell the reader that egg man is still egging at this point, and this means that a certain amount of time has passed, which further indicates the situation of "egging a break". Egg man walk past egg break (Egg man: "I bet that chick is hot!"): This leads to another situation where egg man can't tell the reader that egg man is still egging at the end of the sentence, and there is no actual break in the sentence. Egg man: The egg man is out (1). The eggman is out. He has just egged a break that is not egg man. Eggman walk past egg break (Egg man: "I bet that chick is hot!"): It looks like he is egging while egging

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>> No.13069646

it says powder free

>> No.13069709

the powder isnt what tastes like rubber

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>> No.13069748
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I tried to make handshaped sausages using gloves once, but I used nitrile rather than latex. Didn't taste like the gloves at all, but some of the fingers came during degloving.

>> No.13069750

your fork like a normal person

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Maybe I should give it another try. Just get some more binder in the mix.

>> No.13069819

>Sandra Lee
you fucking stop that.

>> No.13069834 [DELETED] 

Is it safe to cook on latex?

>> No.13069842

Australians are fucking weird.

>> No.13069845

not red enough and you didn't add chicken bones to freak people out

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>> No.13069946

Why though?

>> No.13070090
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I don't know. I boiled some nitrile gloves with water in them as a test at first and they held up nicely. Never gave latex ones a try.

I was bored and I had some gloves.

>> No.13070107

What? You just dig into it with a fork? If you use a knife you can get a nice even slice.

>> No.13070112

I remember you making a thread for this.

>> No.13070130

Only one of them is from Oz

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>> No.13070522

Man that How To channel's really gone places.

>> No.13070546

Good job anon

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Why don't we love our breadqueen that much anymore?

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>> No.13070642

b iow deis he dget outr of rthere wuithout tbreakkig rthr eggs

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>> No.13070772

Worst Korea has the best food.

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>> No.13070926
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>ketchup on meat loaf

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>> No.13070992

Not gonna lie, that looks pretty good and I may make it.

>> No.13070998

He lives in there. At least until his debt to the Egg-King has been paid off.

>> No.13071001

That's fucking stupid.

>> No.13071020

>italian word
>italian word
>italian word

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>white sugar
>im not racist
>puts sugar on sugar on sugar on bread
Why do kids make these videos

>> No.13071172

looks disgusting

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because i haven't spammed her in every thread for a while

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>> No.13071464

We don't have a word for bacon as done by Americans so we just either call it 'bacon' or 'American pancetta.' We also lack a word for American barbecue so we just call it 'barbecue.

>> No.13071476

That's all nasty-ass cake """"""""donuts"""""""" are good for.

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>> No.13071528

did he put the metal foil underneath the nutella?

>> No.13071549


Based kid

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>> No.13071573

why are they all so white?

>> No.13071593

Rather than more binder, I think you just needed to work the mix more so it emulsifies.

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Imagine being one the most skilled bartenders in the world and having to call that thing "sir" just because it has money.

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>> No.13071952

post more weird/cringe webms please i want to

>> No.13072057

lemme go ahead and BREAK MY FUCKING NOSE for this stupid shit

>> No.13072113

anyone got the video of the oil bolognese?

>> No.13072125

can I serve it with #15 burger king foot lettuce?

>> No.13072154

what's the batter?
someone plz

>> No.13072312

it was a better time.

>> No.13072410

>Doesn't even try it
What a loser

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>> No.13072660

>doesn't even take the plastic off the baloney

>> No.13072667

too little vodka

>> No.13072671

I feel so bad for widowers

>> No.13072693

Overseasoned desu

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Ok boomer

>> No.13072719

this is china, you get new coat for 2-5$

>> No.13072721

Fries would've been better as a side, but it sounds interesting.

>> No.13072727
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it actually looks very tidy and clean. What's your fucking problem?

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>> No.13072733

Asians are an alien race

>> No.13072753
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But don't you also have to work half a year to earn that fiver?

>> No.13072767

eww, I was expecting him to throw that plate into a steamer of something

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>> No.13072832

Wasn't it the producers who made it all shit?

>> No.13072864

I don't know what it says about me that I'd still rail the absolute piss out of that thing.

>> No.13072902

Does anyone know where this came from? I fucking need one

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>> No.13072913

More like QT.

>> No.13072916

If I find out where they make these sandwiches I will be

>> No.13072922

>ramen in beer glass instead of bowl
>"oh em gee it's beer ramen, so random and funny :OO"
I fucking hate gimmick restaurants. Has there been a worse trend in recent years?

>> No.13072935

At first I laughed then I realised he's got Parkinson's. My grandpa got diagnosed 6 months ago he's already become much slower when I visit I have to help him cut his food:(

>> No.13072951

im not sure I really buy into the illusion an onion is a bone

>> No.13072954

what the fuck? is the person wrapping the dogs disabled or something?

>> No.13072959

the king has arrived

>> No.13072961

its for white people they cant handle too much alcohol

>> No.13072965

You're right.
Irish and slav subhumans should stop calling themselves white.

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>> No.13072976

i want to touch her

>> No.13072982

wtf? how are they getting the milk while underwater? do they have a nice female passenger or something?

>> No.13072990

>she is breaking her nose by smushing it on pastry!

u r so dumb

>> No.13072991

They get it from whales and dolphins.

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>> No.13072999

im gonna hit the lady in the beginning

>> No.13073005

I hope you fled this thread and reseted your router in shame for this post.

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>> No.13073020

She didn't create her own recipes that's for sure.

>> No.13073022

xDDDD lmao egg king
how does he get out fellow redditors???

>> No.13073027

>lunch :)

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>> No.13073040

i think... i think he just like... jumps out of there... ya, ya i think thats what he does

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>> No.13073098

Bazed kurd killer

>> No.13073105

holy shit that cope

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>its for white people they cant handle too much alcohol
that is the single dumbest thing i've ever heard, most of us would literally die from detox if we stopped drinking, case in point >>13069093

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stfu retard

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>Mike Stoklasa

>> No.13073169

imagine being one of the most skilled lyricists period and having to call that little undercut twink "sir"

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someone send help i have 14,000 memes all in 1 folder, its out of control

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>one of the most skilled lyricists
I have my doubts about that

>> No.13073192

holy fuck my webm got reposted
popping a bottle in honor of this great ck moment

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whiter then you muhammad

>> No.13073211
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I'm glad I could brighten your day, anon, but I also really hope you find something better to feel proud of.

>> No.13073215

no worries man, i got a thing or two :)

>> No.13073233

>How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

Well, you can't.
In fact, there are actually three main ways:
First of all, you'll want an egg for each, but you can easily get more and more, depending on your eggs. The eggs you want are ones that can break if broken in the oven, and they have to be at least 8 inches across. If they're not, get the next closest size.

Second, you'll want to fill in your holes with foil and cover them with the same foil. This will give you a solid surface on which to drop an egg. And, when in doubt, cut the foil off and discard the egg.

Finally, you may just need a plate with a lid. Either on the back or a tray.

Then, after you've reached that point — egg-dropping level 5 — simply put the lid of the plate into your oven and let it bake. When you think it's ready, simply take the lid off your plate, remove the lid from your pan, and put the pan back

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he put the fukcing foil on the sandwich

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>> No.13073320

>when you drink so much soylent your muscles degenerate to the point you can't even open the bottle

>> No.13073384

>implying white supremacy isn't people using their race to cope for the fact that they're worthless

>> No.13073386

I'll bet a tenner there is at least one of his bodily fluids in those.

>> No.13073434

marfan syndrome?

>> No.13073445

Why does this need to exist? Can't you just grab a towel or a shirt if can't get a good grip with your bare hands?
I refuse to believe that any adult is straight up too weak to open a bottle.

>> No.13073479

Just run the top under hot water and let thermal expansion do the work

>> No.13073506

Truly spooky.

>> No.13073511

What the hell is wrong with her?

>> No.13073700

>everyone on /pol/ is a white supremacist
don't be dumb

>> No.13073720

have sex

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>> No.13073808

Ok, but you still gotta dilate, sweaty

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>> No.13073819

will do, although im not the guy you talked to earlier

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>> No.13073857

Wow, how dare you gender someone else? How insensitive could you possibly be to assume someone's gender?? IT'S 2019 YOU MISOGYNIST

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>> No.13073871
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>> No.13073883

Whatever you were before, you're a man now. Deal with it.

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>> No.13073901

that's so wacky and random xDDDD

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>> No.13073908

fuck off back to lleddit with your b8

>> No.13074029

What was all that karate he was doing when he shook it

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>> No.13074399

>implying well over 99% of the world population that is currently, and has every lived, wasn't massively racist
Sure am glad we live in the only generation that's got it right so far

>> No.13074438

autistic fat child with control freak vlogger mom

>> No.13074478

Looks like schiff

>> No.13074505

The look on the bakery rabbi's face at the end is priceless.

>> No.13074572

I'm trying to figure out why someone would make this comment. Does seeing white people trigger you or something?

>> No.13074651

>Why does this need to exist
for people with disabilities and old people

>> No.13074690

I use white supremacy to cope because it's the only way I can suspend my disbelief that the violent, mentally retarded underclasses are the same species as me.

>> No.13074704

Everytime I see this horrifying creature I worry he's going to materialize from my monitor like the girl from The Ring and unhinge his jaw like a snake and devour me alive. No live human being or simulacrum thereof has ever triggered my sense of uncanny valley as much as this demon.

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>Animal Planet

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>> No.13074900

I just overwrote the israeli space probe's data with this

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Jesus christ, I knew the British were subhuman but this is something else.

>> No.13075014

I guess you can say that she's

>> No.13075035

Imagine serving in ww2 and having to outlive your wife then make a video on how to make egg sandwiches while battling Parkinson's only to be in a Bait comment.

>> No.13075039

I hope ate last four people shared this.

>> No.13075046

What the fuck is up with that bite at the end? It's like the guy is a fucking rat with very outward middle teeth

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The fuck is his pinky doing?

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>> No.13075060

Is that a marshmallow with meat inside?

>> No.13075064

How do you look at that and see meat?

>> No.13075074

The core has a pinkish inside with a dark brown outside, the texture looks similar to finely ground hamburger. It looks like meat to me. Take your time answering my question, though. You'll get a better screencap if you pretend to know.

>> No.13075077

Saw someone try to do these games at the weekend and it was just a sad parody, no skill at all

>> No.13075097 [DELETED] 

fuck chinks

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>> No.13075109

This is fucked

>> No.13075124

>It looks like meat to me
Then you might be retarded, because it's clearly chocolate chips and some kind of candy. It looks absolutely nothing like ground meat. It isn't even pink, it's brown. Do you need glasses?

>> No.13075145

doner meat and chips is godly food

>> No.13075156

I've never seen someone older than 3(I assume) get so mad about candy before. You're doing great.

>> No.13075165

Nice damage control over your poor eyesight.

>> No.13075186


He's not getting mad at candy, he's getting mad at a moron like you.

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>> No.13075233

Why are you so upset? It's no different than eating any other animal.

>> No.13075242

I was actually looking forward to seeing a new deviled eggs recipe and was immediately disappointed.

>> No.13075247

Thanks for this. I'm going to start saving my eggshells now.

>> No.13075254

You can't just steal random animals on the street for dinner you know

>> No.13075256

I really hope this place got shut down for this.

>> No.13075290
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My grandmother is asian and one time while she was out on a nature walk or a hike she found a frog or a toad or something. She broke it's legs, placed it under her hat because she didn't have any bags to hold onto it, and walked back home to eat it. Apparently the frog was heard chirping in pain the entire time. I wish my dad never took that yellow pill, I don't want any of this in me.

>> No.13075297

>snatching random animals off of the street
>suffocating them inside of a plastic bag
deng pls

>> No.13075299

>Steal random animals
They don't belong to anyone. Also, I very much doubt the Chinese government caresc


>> No.13075311

>suffocating them inside of a plastic bag

Literally the same thing happens on an industrial scale in the chicken/egg industry.


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>It's like the guy is a fucking rat with very outward middle teeth
>New York

>> No.13075330
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>thing that chinese person does is bad
It's difficult to comprehend someone with only a basic understanding of the English language, Deng. How many more years of shitposting before they let you see your wife and kids again?

>> No.13075341

It's the Navy. It's a submarine in the Navy. What were you expecting?

>> No.13075342

Do you eat chicken and or eggs? I'm just trying to see if you consistently apply your standards, and are not just throw ad hominems at others.

>> No.13075368

She's a woman.

>> No.13075373

CIDF begone

>> No.13075394

>ad hominem
Not an argument.

Btw I think China is a dystopian hellhole not that it is relevant to the conversation.

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>> No.13075424

I'm a fat cunt but even that is too much jesus christ.

>> No.13075427

you've insulted my culture

>> No.13075428

I think we both know that it was at most two.

>> No.13075429

its something you drink socially lahey, not something you drink alone in your room on a friday night.

>> No.13075431

He obviously has some kind of bone disease.

>> No.13075439

This is either the Gold Coast or a middle of nowhere mining town.

>> No.13075453

im surprised he can even hold the thing upright for that long

>> No.13075538

mess hall, called the defac in other branches. im sure youre just trolling though but you still got my (you)

>> No.13075576

>being miles under the sea with a lot of men for months
no wonder they turn gay

>> No.13075585
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you call that a torta?

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eateries on ships or subs are referred to as a "mess" or a "galley" typically

>> No.13075653

>lychee and blueberry punch
sounds tasty desu

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literally just a pizza roll

>> No.13075704

how can he get away? where are those bodies? there is won't be justice for those childreb

>> No.13075711

I want her to smother my face with her ass cheeks

>> No.13075717

i would like that glass before smell it

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>> No.13075769

Real BBQ is glorious

>> No.13075773

Aww yes nigger feet, classic

>> No.13075813

He needs more milk

>> No.13075826

What the fuck



>> No.13075836

Besides using activated charcoal instead of food coloring, this seems fine

>> No.13075871

Providing stability. I hold pint glasses the same way

>> No.13075917

>people STILL don't know that carbs and starches are what cause cause diabetes the most than just pure table sugar
The only thing that sandwich will cause is pancreatic failure rather than diabetes first.

>> No.13075926

>Slice a bit of raw food
>Put it in the plate
Look mommy, I'm a chef!

>> No.13075944

squid ink is still the patrrician choice

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>> No.13075961

God damn those fucking overcooked eggs

>> No.13076080

He needs the healing power of the crystals

>> No.13076097

Fucking Asians man

>> No.13076164

imagine all this faecal particles.

>> No.13076187

Any one knows how much for that succulent sandwich?

>> No.13076201

>its for white people they cant handle too much alcohol
other than fucking tequila, we're making pretty much all of the hard liquor in the world. also, this shit is for women, which is why the alcohol content is low

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Don't be high and hungry on /ck/ because that looks delicious

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>> No.13076464

your dad fucked your gradma?

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They are literally insects. That's a praying mantis in a shirt and trousers.

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Eggshells must be properly disposed of.
You need to crush them up in your hands throw them in the trash/compost/chickencoop.
Otherwise a witch will steal them and use them to make a boat and then hassle people at sea.

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Wouldn't you want to run it under the cold tap?
Expansion will only make everything fit together tighter.

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>> No.13076563

No Idiot he is obviously talking about his dads in-laws who are asian. Reading comprehension.

>> No.13076564

Nope. The cap, being exposed to the direct heat, will get hotter than the neck underneath, expand more than the neck, and pull away. Oxy does the trick every time.

>> No.13076587

This, also I think the metal cap tends to have a higher expansion coefficient than the glass underneath so even if they both get hot it doesnt matter as much because the metal will still end up loosening.

>> No.13076592

It expands in both directions, though.

>> No.13076609

His going to die from some degenerative disease. Screencap if you want.

>> No.13076610

There there. Do you look more white than Asian?

>> No.13076639

Oh, so that OP wasn't fucking around.

>> No.13076644

Do Americans really...

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>> No.13076653

This fag got annoying pretty quick

>> No.13076658

Why does Britbong doner meat look like leather?

>> No.13076844

Food>sex, dont @ me incels

>> No.13076852

I dont even attempt it

>> No.13076866

If they're anything like me, they ordered it shitfaced thinking it would be great, ate about 1/8th of it before falling asleep, wake up, regret their purchase, and then throw it away because it's objectively shit food.

>> No.13077024

intp at its finest

>> No.13077032

somebodies getting a good tip

>> No.13077036

Leave it to the British to ruin a fucking burger.

>> No.13077042

somebody needs to be shot for this

>> No.13077048

>Eggshells must be properly disposed of.
>You need to crush them up in your hands throw them in the trash/compost/chickencoop.
>Otherwise a witch will steal them and use them to make a boat and then hassle people at sea.
this guy knows whats up

>> No.13077118

He's single. An ex Hollywood extra and musician. Doesn't have kids either.

>> No.13077137

Aww shit, I want one of these.

>> No.13077252

This is a based party trick

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Not a webm but what is going on with my burgers? Is this normal?

>> No.13077361

My gf is scared by the littlest thing and it pisses me off, I'll sneeze or cough or open a door and shell fucking scream

>> No.13077369


Same. And if I make even the smallest noise or something she says "are you okay!???" And then I get pissed and sarcastically say "no, I'm dying. Come on, I just dropped my keys (or whatever)." Then she gets mad and says geez sorry for caring about you.

Fucking women man. So overdramatic.

>> No.13077371


Looks like you've got ground beef with tons of water and fat. Covering and crowding the pan like that doesn't help either.

>> No.13077377

Sara's food normally looks edible but she really fucked up those eggs

>> No.13077391


Nah it's 4 burgers. They turned out alright but I was afraid the grease would boil over the sides.

I agree it's crowded. But shouldn't I be cooking them covered?

>> No.13077396


And I didn't add any water. Just a little olive oil.

>> No.13077426

I fucking hate that shit. I have a neighbor like that. One night she started screaming and banging on walls like she was being turbo-raped so I called the cops. They showed up and she was alone in the house; she thought had seen a mouse and it scared her.

She does that shit about once a month and it sets off my fucking PTSD like nothing else.

>> No.13077478

you mean fucking japaneses

>> No.13077515

People that let their kids 'help' at the self checkout line.

>> No.13077548

Ask in another thread you faggot.

>> No.13077630

actually good webm

>> No.13077829

Mine too, that dumbass meme of like the girl screaming in the car while everything is going fine is totally true

>> No.13077938

why is he wearing an isis shirt?

>> No.13077971

disabled people and old people.

most things you see that are like "lazy people lol" are for disabled people. my pops has 1 hand and shit like this would make his life easier.

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>> No.13078442

>wipe their arses with their bare hands
>cook with their bare hands

yeah no ...

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I had forgotten about that shit

>> No.13078450

because it's made with the cheapest / scrap meat , brit dont care since they are always piss drunk when they consume kebab .

>> No.13078466

I wanna punch his retard face so bad

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>> No.13078694

She's fucking cute.

>> No.13078935

He just uses the eggsit.

>> No.13079268

oh how i miss old /b/

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