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gore thread

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>>13066924

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>> No.13067450

>>13067401
no chili?

>> No.13067461 [DELETED] 

>>13067401
did they pay for the meal? it's their food.

>> No.13067490

>>13066927
>fucking why

>> No.13067500

>>13067401
>not getting the sea bass well done

Poor show

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>>13066924
> gore thread

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>>13067552
ebin

>> No.13067639

>>13067552
I know mutilating your genitals is tough business. But I thought we had the tit/ass/thigh implants figured out?

>> No.13067661

>>13067401
are japanese chefs incapable of making a good well done steak or something? i know they're big on raw food over there but surely they're semicompetent at cooking.

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>>13067552

>> No.13067727

>>13067552
mmm, look at that marbling. Bet she's never walked a mile in her life either

>> No.13067753

>>13067727
>she's
>her

>> No.13068143

>>13066927
haha wtf

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>>13066927
Well, I guess I'm going to start drinking early today. Maybe a few shots will make this more rational.

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>> No.13068184

>>13067630
This is always so surreal to me because the pictures look staged and the people look like actors, yet it was a real event

>> No.13068608

>>13067661
ordering a steak well done ruins the flavor of the meat and takes a very, very long time. Most commercial kitchens dont have a huge area, so these steaks will end up taking up the entire grill and pushing other orders back. a well done steak could literally take twice the amount of time to cook. i'm not even a cook, im a waiter, but I know that is an absolute shit show of a ticket. probably an all black table

>> No.13068619

>>13068184
what was this?

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>> No.13069209

>>13068619
zoom zoom zoomy

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>>13068184
It's an amazing piece of art.

>> No.13069265

>>13068608
>people should order food so as not to inconvenience the kitchen or wait staff

>> No.13069267

>>13068619
some gay tv show for old ass faggots

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>>13068619

Pure Kino

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>> No.13070686

>>13070682
do amerilards really use candy as a garnish?

>> No.13070755

>>13070686
It’s the best way how to incorporate some HFCS in your meal.

>> No.13070889

>>13067401
>aunt has comedic aversion to pink in her steak
>orders a prime rib well done
>comes out with a little pink and she sends it back
>another comes out with a little pink and she rages
>third comes out burned to a crisp
>most of us are done and a couple ordered dessert
>she complains about how they couldn't cook her prime rib right
>get in trouble for busting a gut and telling her it was her own damn fault

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>>13068608
>ordering a steak well done ruins the flavor of the mea-
*pistol whips you*
Shut up, slut.

>> No.13071407

>>13070889
Why can't chefs comply with a basic command?

>> No.13071412

>>13071402

Not an argument.

>> No.13071420

>>13068184
It's because it was just before a press conference so the place was stacked with professional photographers

>>13068619
Assassination of Russia's ambassador to Turkey, just reverse search the picture

>> No.13071663

Anyone have a link to that tomato sauce (from scratch) recipe on youtube

>> No.13071688

>>13071412
Not a* argument.
Fag

>> No.13071704

>>13067500
Underrated post

>> No.13071769

>>13068177
Chili with cream sauce?

>> No.13071778

>>13071688
>can't into English.

>> No.13071899

>>13071407
(you)

>> No.13071966

>>13070572
>stew 8/10
>plating 0/10

>> No.13072021

>>13071308
What the actual fuck

>> No.13073099

no pic but before i learned how to cook my mom would get real cheap 2 dollar steaks and cook them in the oven at 350

>> No.13073108

>>13068177
based

>> No.13073115

>>13070572
i have these same paper bowls

>> No.13073154

>>13068177
what is that? depending on what that it is could be just look ugly and taste okay or good

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>>13071308
>oil instead of butter
>that much fucking oil
>IT’S STILL COLD WHEN THEY ADD THE BATTER
DELETE THIS

>> No.13073295

>>13071688
keked and checked

>> No.13073447

>>13070572
I have the same paper towels

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>>13067401
>me and the boys when the steaks come out

>> No.13074075

>>13071407
>command
fuck you cunt. I hope you get cum in your pasta.

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>>13067401
>me and the boys when the steaks come out of the kitchen

>> No.13074590

>>13071308
using Jack is cheating

>> No.13074622

>>13074590
that ain't jack, my friend

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>> No.13075174

>>13074590
That sexy bitch is Kay

>> No.13075191

>>13070572
i have the same plastic cutlery

>> No.13075420

>>13071769
>>13073154
No, look in the catalog, its mac n chesse

>> No.13075464

>>13075420
Jesus...

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>>13071308

>> No.13075509

>>13067661
>a good well done steak
AHH, that was a real knee slapper, got anything else for me?

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>> No.13075589

>>13075528
It's always a bad time when the "chef" is using plastic baby toys to cook with.

>> No.13075593

>>13068173
What did he post?

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>>13070682
mmmmm I LOVE dickheads in shit!!!!!!

based!!!!!! :O

>> No.13075682

>>13069265
Or other customers, yes.

If you're all eating at the same table and someone at your table gets a well done steak, congratulations, your meal is going to be delayed so it can come out roughly at the same time as their stupid fucking steak.

>> No.13075739

>>13070889
Even if you think well-done ruins a steak, you should be able to make it without fucking it up multiple times.

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>>13074590
>Newfag
That's kay.

>> No.13075922

>>13068177
Too soon anon

>> No.13075927

>>13071308
For what purpose?

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>>13071308
is that supposed to be a pancake?

>> No.13075940

>>13075741
Is Kay even a human? I think she’s a late-surviving Neanderthal.

>> No.13075943

>>13068173
just finished rewatching YYH, had to reply.
mf'ing keked.

>> No.13075947

>>13071402
>>13071688
Pretending to be retarded is still retarded.

>> No.13075977

>>13067401
You just know that poor medium well guy knew what the fuck he was doing but the social pressure got the best of him

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>> No.13076649

>>13075067
__ ________ ______?

>> No.13076650

>>13076591
is this cat vomit with jelly beans?

>> No.13076654

>>13075528
Where did you get that picture of my roommate?

>> No.13076662

>>13067540
>>13067544
you monster

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>>13071308
what the fuck

>> No.13076700

>>13076662
haha le ocd right

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>> No.13076736
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milk is food

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>authentic pizza

>> No.13076749

>>13076741
Isn't that just normal spaghetti-os?

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not even sure why i have this

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>> No.13076792

>>13070572
I have those same shits

>> No.13076796

>>13076650
It's milk steak.

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obligatory

>> No.13076809

>>13076776
This kinda shit makes me embarrassed to be white.

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>>13076809

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>> No.13077074

>>13076591
LE EPIC MILK STEAKK HAHA YAAY IASIP TIL I DIE. LOVE CHARLIE YES!!!

>> No.13077078

>>13076756
Damnit dad, i told you not to come here. Just stick to facebook.

>> No.13077086

>>13076809
made up facebook posts?

>> No.13077112
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>>13067661
>a good well done steak

>> No.13077135

>>13076729
Food gore not literal gore.

>> No.13077207

>>13067661
>>13070889
if you don't tolerate the sight of pink in a steak, why not ordering something else, like a beef roast or something

>> No.13077230

>>13067401
a kobe steak or a steak with a lot of marbling probably still tastes pretty good even if cooked well-done (I fucked up a steak like that once and the overcooked parts still turned out surprisingly decent, meanwhile a well-done standard steak is almost inedible).
Still a waste tho.

>> No.13077247

>>13076747
if you discard the burned parts it still probably tastes pretty good

>> No.13077258

>>13076825
>Putting 2% milk into whole milk jug
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.13077264

>>13076756
What's funny is I'd rather fuck a dead chicken than Miley.

>> No.13077270

>>13076834
looks good
medium rare burgers are delicious and reasonably safe to eat.

>> No.13077281

>>13077270
that's not medium rare, but you're right

>> No.13077298

>>13077281
more like medium?

>> No.13077409

>>13077298
are you fucking retarded?

>> No.13077453

>>13077258
also if you're stealing milk why steal 2% and not whole milk?

>> No.13077462

>>13077270
>>13077298
i'm color blind and even i can tell that is raw

>> No.13077505

>>13076809
Fake screen caps?

>> No.13077509

>>13076809
You’re about as white as it’s true that she voted for trump

>> No.13077514

>>13077453
Whole milk isn’t generally available on top for cereals

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>>13077409
>>13077462
raw meat is red, the inside of those burgers is pale pink

>> No.13078021

>>13071308
Fucking Kay's cooking.
Everytime.

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>>13077697
>raw meat is red
depends entirely on what kind of ground meat you're using

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>>13071308

>> No.13078323

>>13068177
Reminder that this was made by a literal fucking alien

>>13068166

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>>13076792

>> No.13079140 [DELETED] 

>>13076825
Nigger behavior. Some poor bastard won't have milk because of this bitch.

>> No.13079159

>>13076805
iiiiiiiis that spaghetti?

>> No.13079401

>>13079159
Deworming medication.

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>> No.13079563

>>13076782
Lol

>> No.13079640

>>13078349
What was the plan here

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>>13079423

>> No.13079671

>>13079653
stop dude that's kinda fucked.

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>>13079653
>>13079671
it's just meat

>> No.13079706

>>13075528
>love my cast iron

>> No.13079721

>>13079653
Toood tooood :DDD

>> No.13079739

>>13079680
it's still unnerving.

>> No.13079808

>>13075528
Is this Joe Rogan?
I don't get how that fucker eats so many fucking fried eggs so often, yet still manages to make them look absolutely disgusting every single time. Even Jack can fry an egg better than Rogan, it's embarrassing.

>> No.13079833

>>13077074
No, go ahead
Try harder

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>> No.13079851

>>13079845
how? Why not just break one off?

>> No.13079927

>>13079401
I'm just gonna stick with spaghetti

>> No.13079937

>>13077697
can't tell if retarded or american

>> No.13079961

>>13079927
Suit yourself.

>> No.13079971

>>13079851
Efficiency.

>> No.13080005

>>13076764
classic

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>>13071308

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>>13075739
>cook a prime rib well done
>no pink all the way through
>shitheel customer sends back because it's "too dry"

>> No.13080631

>>13071308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dMVxqynlg
Her son will literally eat anything put to his face

>> No.13080650 [DELETED] 

>>13076825
This was taken at my campus. You usually see niggers doing it so this surprises me

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>>13080650

>> No.13080666

>>13067540
Gnarley

>> No.13080674

>>13067544
>too hungry to unwrap
we've all been there

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>>13071308

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>>13077074
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Milk-Steak-With-Jelly-Beans

>> No.13080977

>>13067540
How do you even do that, you've gotta be asain with a flat ass face

>> No.13081000

>>13079423
I find this one more disturbing

>> No.13081015

>>13080631
>dumps too much oil
>oops
>moves on

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>>13067661
>a good well done steak

>> No.13081212

>>13077697
>>13078167
And usually the process the meat chemically to make it keep the red hue longer. People in the store want to see that fat red. Not some murky splotches. Even if the meat is perfectly fine.

>> No.13081318

>>13067661
Hahahahaha. This guy.

>> No.13081525

>>13080650
I went to a mostly white university (like 5% black), so by sheer numbers alone it was always whites doing shit like this. Other students would act shocked and offended when I (working in the dining hall) would approach them and tell them to stop stealing entire loaves of bread or gallon baggies of cereal. People would get especially pissed if I didn't let them pay for their meal with another student's school ID card or credit card. I would tell them that I believed them that their friend gave them their card to use up meals, because that was pretty common, but I can't just take someone's word for it then be responsible for allowing theft/fraud.

>> No.13081539

>>13081525
Wow you sound like a huge dick lol.

>> No.13081544

>>13076776
>>13076809
What she is doing is not different from sucking the teats of any other animal.

>> No.13081568

>>13081539
I know that no one wants to be the one enforcing these things especially if you are a wagie with no real stake in the business aside from maybe being punished/demerited or fired, but it's really not okay to steal loaves of bread, entire bunches of bananas, and massive amounts of cereal when they already allow you to eat all you want for as long as you want plus take away two fruits, half a sandwich or smallish portion of unfinished food, a dessert or several really, and any beverage (not a fucking gallon but a 32 oz nalgene bottle was fine). It was a 20k+ school, so I couldn't possibly know if someone was stealing someone else's card, and it's not fair to them to find out they have no meals left for the day or week, because lazy/indifferent dining employees allowed another student to use their card without consent.

>> No.13081570

>>13081539
Fuck those kids

>> No.13081682

>>13081568
I stand behind you.

>> No.13081692

>>13081568
>doesn’t think kids going into years of debt for their education should have free food
That’s neat, I don’t think I should have to tolerate a minority commuting a majority of the crime

>> No.13081740

>>13070889
>why yes, I do live my life according to how arbitrary standards say I'm perceived by the literal npc's that populate my simulation

>> No.13082566

>>13080977
mice?

>> No.13082572

>>13075931
more like pansoup

>> No.13082893

>>13081092
I’m no doctor

>> No.13082943

>>13077247
what the hell man a proper pizza has some charring on the edges, that's one of the most important parts of the taste? not burnt to a crisp but some black spots on it is vital. the pizza he linked is probably very good but it seems to have way too little cheese. these artisan pizzas have just come to sweden and having visited italy i have to say that they're really close, and they all pride themselves on the perfect amount of black spots

>> No.13082963

>>13071308
Klassic Kay Kino. Kayno, if you will.

>> No.13082966

>>13071308
If a competent cook did this with oil that was actually hot, essentially making a pancake frybread, could it be edible?

>> No.13082990

>>13077058
I'm not a physicist but I'm pretty sure that those are actually mice

>> No.13083362

>>13082966
Why not? It’d just be a greasy pancake, and wouldn’t have the butter taste, but you could eat it.

>> No.13084463

>>13070682
what are those red candies called

>> No.13084479

>>13084463
Looks like Haribo Tagada

>> No.13084481

>>13084479
sounds exotic

>> No.13084494

>>13066924
that looks good, I've done the same with mtn dew and Doritos.

>> No.13084636

>>13084463
Reminds me of cuberdon

>> No.13084680

>>13084463
They look like gumdrops.

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>>13071663

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>>13084681
>must be vegetable or canola oil

>> No.13084743

>>13081692
>kids going into years of debt for their education should have free food
The debt that people get from education is clearly artificially inflated, but food requires you to pay for it immediately.

>> No.13084779

>>13076809
>13%=50%

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>> No.13084800

>>13077066
kek

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>> No.13085366

>>13075940
Average anglo then?

>> No.13085592

>>13084852
isn't that just potatoes and eggs?

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>>13076756

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>>13084681
https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I
https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ

>> No.13085649

>>13075067
I don't hate Pepto Bismol, but it constipates me something fierce. And the blackest poops too, when they come.

>> No.13085651

>>13084681
What makes this "Italian" exactly?

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>>13066924
Gore, thread? Gore thread.

>> No.13085654

>>13076809
>As a Jew...

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>>13085654

>> No.13085674

>>13076776
That just an excuse this is why she does this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

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>>13076809

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>>13085654
Ah, .כן

>> No.13085691 [DELETED] 

>>13085685
etimeS-itnA !yeV yO

>> No.13085698

>>13076758
mm those eggs look delicious

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>>13076825
Possibly the most jewish thing I've seen today.

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>> No.13085734

>>13081544
No one sucks milk straight from the teat though you fucking inbred.

>> No.13085749

>>13081568
I stand by you protecting people from theft/fraud, but I couldn't care less about anyone stealing, as a wagie making close to minimum wage.

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Where the mods live

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>>13071308
What the hell?

>> No.13085842

>>13066924
I did this more than once in college. It was okay, not great.

>> No.13085853

>>13076782
I'd still eat it.

>> No.13085862

>>13085651
the basil

>> No.13085863

There's no such thing as a good well done steak

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>> No.13085953

>>13070572
mmm gravy train

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>>13066924

>> No.13086045

>>13085870
eww

>> No.13086052

>>13085870
would bulk on these with mayo & ketchup

t. slav

>> No.13086055

>>13085870
Imagine the smell

>> No.13086068

>>13085876
Wouldn't work. I know.

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>> No.13086077

>>13071308
>The first pancake always turns out a bit weird, nothing you can do

>> No.13086080

>>13078349
What an asshole

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>> No.13086109

>>13086099
why is it neon...

>> No.13086142

>>13085645
quality content, man I'd give Marie a full sprinkle of my garlic powder if you know what I mean

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>>13086070

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>>13086167

>> No.13086209

>>13085645
Is she lesbian? Who is Lisa?

>> No.13086351

>>13081092
It says it right there in the name "well" done.

>> No.13086382 [DELETED] 

I heard wintertowot got a name change...

>> No.13086425

>>13085713
Making the mother of all omelettes Jack, can't fret over every egg

>> No.13086426

>>13071407
>chefs
99% of restaurants just hire border hoppers who have no idea how to cook but are willing to work for $3/hr

>> No.13086446

>>13085870
oh haha what is my penis doing there LOL

>> No.13086549

>>13086170
conceptualize the aroma...

>> No.13086610

>>13085645
>authentic
>italian
choose one

>> No.13086612

>>13084681
I love name brands in my recipies.
1 large or small onion..... what now
And the americunt cup units....

>> No.13086619

>>13076747
yes you cunt

>> No.13087226

>>13076805
its reversed

>> No.13087276

>>13075940
She's Norf. All those guys in the memes, Kay is who they go home to.

>> No.13087329

>>13067401
Unlike regular, lean beef, you're supposed to cook wagyu at least medium well, if not well done.
Because of the marbling it won't become chewy and you need to melt the fat to release the flavor, otherwise it's like eating raw suet.

>> No.13087343

>>13079680
So is that good to eat?

>> No.13087547

>>13071407
Because the people grilling your steaks are cooks who were competent enough to move up from the line to the grill, but that's not saying much.

>> No.13087564

>>13086612
Don't lots of other cultures have their own informal imperial units that they use in the kitchen, too? Like a "cup"/glass and large spoons and small spoons? I can see the inconvenience for non-Americans though. It's much easier for me to follow a non-American recipe using my kitchen scale and regular measuring cup that also has metric units without making conversions.

>> No.13087705

>>13084783
Meh. Throw the dogs on buns with sauerkraut, or even just mustard and onion, I'd eat happily eat it.

>> No.13087715

>>13086170
I've seen this a million times, and it still makes me laugh every time.

>> No.13087731

>>13087547
>>13071407
>>13086426
They're right, you know.

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>>13076821
>dulce de leche for muslims

>> No.13087880

>>13076805
Wheres the reverse?

>> No.13087917

>>13080631
comedy gold

>> No.13087922

>>13076821
It is true. My mom does it all the time. Put the can in the pressure cooker, once it starts to make that noise, turn the heat to low and wait 40 minutes. Just add water to the pan, obviously.

>> No.13087933

>>13076776
>milk prices have increased nationally by record margins
Milk literally costs $1.25 a gallon / $0.75 per half gallon here (Southeast US at Lidl).
No, this is not from cows injected with RBST.

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>>13066924
oc from friend

>> No.13088653

>>13085713
I love industrial scale food accidents

>> No.13088717

>>13070572
i have the same wooden table

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Made this quite a while ago, didnt turn out as good as i hoped, but enjoyed some of it.

>> No.13089231

>>13070572
I have those same paper towels

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>> No.13089277

>>13086109
The mint chocolate

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>>13089320
That dog has seen some shit.

>> No.13089921

>>13089320
Is that ravioli nachos with a bowl of kimchi?

>> No.13089925

>>13089891
I would unironically enjoy a slice of this.

>> No.13089949

>>13089921
>>13089320
i'd have to try it before i judged it, it might be good

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>> No.13090005

>>13089953
who ever made needs to be shot to death... with a BB gun...just relatedly til he bleeds out

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>>13086170
i wonder if a mammi fountain would work? it would have to be kind of runny though

>> No.13090155

>>13086425
kek

>> No.13090785

>>13090153
mämmi is not runny at all

>> No.13091010

>>13086170
I don't know why the filename made me laugh so fucking much I must be 5 years old

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>>13087276
>Kay is "The Missus"

It all makes sense.

>> No.13091031

>>13088109
Dude this is like those pictures where you see a body half dissolved in acid I mean what the fuck man, what the fuck did your friend do?

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>>13089949
>>13089320
i'm going to try some oven baked tortellini or ravioli, sounds actually decent. i've always been a sucker for crunchy ends on a pasta bake

>> No.13091574

>>13067401

WELL DONE

YOU HAVE KILLED THE ENEMY SHAMAN

AND GAINED SOME OF HER MANA

>> No.13091610 [DELETED] 

Imagine doing it for free.

>> No.13091748

>>13086070
jesus christ they can't do that
those skeletons are not food grade plastic the fines for this are horrible

i applaud their spookiness though

>> No.13091759

>>13091748
Perhaps they just used them for display. You make a good point about the non-food grade plastic. I wouldn't want to buy food that's been sitting on that skeleton.

>> No.13091781

>>13071308
Dubs get

>> No.13091792

>>13091759
yeah the likelihood of someone getting sick from them seems low until you realize they could be using last years meat skeleton
these skeletons are pretty common and have plastic burrs all over the edges of the ribcages and stuff

they should have just done it with wrapped packages of ground meat, they could get themselves in serious trouble if a health inspector saw it and started asking questions to the person who liked their job the least

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>> No.13091928

>>13075528
That was a good day

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>> No.13091975

>>13067401
superfat meat is actually improved by deep cooking, it's nonsense to want a kobe beef blue or rare, fat need heat to bloom.

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>>13076825
>mfw i did this in college

>> No.13092002

>>13084681
A good 90% of online American recipe calls for brands instead of ingredients it's pretty hilarious.
My favorite is when a "cake recipe" is basically just bought premade and you add 4 candies on top to pretend it's homemade.

>> No.13092006

>>13085713
At least those jannies are paid

>> No.13092013

>>13086157
Literally me every Saturday.

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>> No.13092026

>>13091911
nuttella basically dissolve at mild heat, the meat of that burger is cold.

>> No.13092035

>>13091924
that's definitely good. the jelly is properly used keep the shape, without being the meal itself. check the difference with those jell-o sponsored recipe where you have 4 shrimps and a cherry tomato swimming in a cake worth of lime Jelly.

>> No.13092082

>>13076782
Raw onions just taste like layered spicy apples. Unless you get some sweet ones, which just taste like layered apples.

>> No.13092175

>>13092023
fucking kek

>> No.13092181

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.13092182

>>13088109
I think that looks delicious. I am not sure what I am looking it. Some kind of oatmeal/porridge with old ripe bananas?

>> No.13092396

>>13092181
His proud body language gets me every time

>> No.13092411

>>13071407
Because you can't slice a roast beef rib without leaving pink. If you want a well done steak why the fuck would you order a roast?

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>>13091936

>> No.13092456

>>13076821
>didn't know what to do with condensed milk
eat it you dumbass.

>> No.13092505

>>13075977
If I ever feel pressured to order my steak a certain temperature, shoot me

>> No.13092515

>>13089953
>american "cuisine"
Hitler was right about the USA.

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>>13076591
>>13080966

>> No.13092935

>>13080631
>adding flour to the eggs

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>>13086170
im fucking crying

>> No.13093391

>>13076834
Thats totally fine in a good restaurant that grounds their own beef.