Choose.

[Anonymous No.13053619]

Left: breakfast pizza from a gas station in suburban Detroit.

Right: cheese pizza from a slice joint in NYC.

[Anonymous No.13053633]

>>13053619
Why not both.

[Anonymous No.13053638]

>>13053619
Honestly left. The appeal of NY ‘za is completely lost on me.

[Anonymous No.13053646]

>>13053619
I would not willingly eat either of those.

[Anonymous No.13053647]

I like thin crust pizza because the crust is crispy.
I like detroit deep dish because it absorbs all the sauce and has a nice crispy ring around the edge where the crust touches the pan.
pizza is ok.
there's no reason to fight about which pizza you like more.

[Anonymous No.13053658]

>>13053646
Choose or die.

[Anonymous No.13053671]

>>13053619
left
>>13053647
jew york style pizza is not crispy. people even go autistic if you cant fold the piece in half

[Anonymous No.13053673]

>>13053619
>Breakfast pizza
That's a pass for me kemosabi

[Anonymous No.13053674]

Right because I'm a sucker for thin 'za, and that looks like what you'd get from a train station eatery or a kebab shop around here which, while admittely not being the best, is like crack for me
t. Northern pastanigger

[Anonymous No.13053710]

The right, at least, looks like it was made by a human. The left looks like machine-made frozen slop.

[Anonymous No.13053726]

>>13053619
Right obviously
Left looks like cheeseburger pizza and right looks like a perfect NY slice

[Anonymous No.13053730]

>>13053671
we have crispy thin crust in MI.
I guess I've never had the new york style.

[Anonymous No.13053762]

NY style is unironically really good. And I hate NY. I can't eat shit like the left without feeling like garbage. I prefer over easy eggs bacon and toast.

[Anonymous No.13053774]

Imma go fully fatty by rejecting your false dichotomy and getting both.

[Anonymous No.13053778]

I choose a better path.

[Anonymous No.13053784]

>>13053774
>>13053778
Not allowed.

[Anonymous No.13053788]

>>13053784
YOU'RE not allowed.

[Anonymous No.13053856]

>>13053730
I’ve been flying to Michigan for work for a couple of years now, and all I ever see anywhere are Jet’s pizza, Little Caesars, and other chains.

[Anonymous No.13053891]

>>13053619
pizza is for niggers

[Anonymous No.13054135]

Left
>>13053778
the perfect ranking. Gooks know their 'za.

[Anonymous No.13054205]

>>13053891
And everyone else.

[Anonymous No.13055144]

>>13053619
https://youtu.be/HkyTpLCDve4?t=223

Amerifats should not be allowed to discuss food.

[Anonymous No.13055161]

>>13053673

Don't knock it until you try it, debukemo

[Anonymous No.13055170]

>>13053774
This is the gayest fucking thing I have ever watched.

[Anonymous No.13055178]

>>13055144
>Thread about pizza
>Posts video of jap eating cheap, mass produced American chocolate
>?????

You ok bro?

[Anonymous No.13055184]

>>13053619
>breakfast pizza
>gas station breakfast pizza
>from Detroit
Hard fucking pass, especially when the other option is actually pizza.

[Anonymous No.13055188]

>>13055178

It's about pizza in America, which leads to him saying that Americans shouldn't be able to discuss food.

[Anonymous No.13055189]

>>13055170
Haven't been on the internet for long, huh?

[Anonymous No.13055198]

>>13055178
Yeah you fucking animals tolerate shit like this. I don't want to hear your opinions about things humans eat.

[Anonymous No.13055200]

>>13055189
Huh?

[Anonymous No.13055220]

>>13055198
You wanna talk about it? I don't know who hurt you, but I'm here for you, and I want to help make things better. I love you, Anon. I mean that.

[Anonymous No.13055228]

>>13055220
Why don't you have a smile and a hershey bar.

[Anonymous No.13055230]

who makes the pizza at a gas station?

[Anonymous No.13055232]

>>13055230
The person behind the counter.

[Anonymous No.13055233]

>>13055198
>>13055220
Get a room already

[Anonymous No.13055528]

>>13053619
Left easy.
New York style is garbage.

[Anonymous No.13055697]

Right one is a bigger slice, so that one.

[Anonymous No.13055708]

>>13055230
It probably arrives frozen and just gets finished in an oven at the location.
I see a lot of grocery stores doing all sorts of breads and pastries that way now.

[Anonymous No.13055962]

>>13055144
What’s wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.13055969]

The crust on the right is obviously vastly superior (and it still probably costs less than the gas station pizza) and anyone who can't tell why just doesn't know shit about pizza.

[Anonymous No.13056012]

>>13053619
Right

[Anonymous No.13056023]

>>13053619
Right. I can fold the pizza, ditch the plate and walk home while eating the slice like a burrito.

[Anonymous No.13056072]

>>13053710
So basically you prefer the right because it's ""imperfect""" just like yourself. Sad.
>>13053762
Basically you're an obese amerishit fat cunt who feels guilty when they eat anything that is remotely tasty, so you limit your eating choices to basic things like shitty NY style pizza. Sad. Lose some weight, mate.
>>13055184
>>13056023
Wow bro, you sound like real connoisseurs. You also wear glasses, have beards, and pat down your pizza with paper towels you fucking queers?

[Anonymous No.13056075]

>>13056072
>calling the shit on the left tasty

[Anonymous No.13056092]

>>13056072

How can pizza make a person so insecure, even when it's not being eaten?

[Anonymous No.13056109]

>>13056075
Ever have it? If not, then shush

[Anonymous No.13056128]

>>13056109
I have and it tastes like ass

[Anonymous No.13056134]

>>13056072
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.13056188]

Left looks like factory crust, fake cheese, tasteless sauce and met balls with god knows what in them.

Right looks like handmade dough, good sauce and probably real cheese.

Easy pick.

[Anonymous No.13056223]

>>13056072
Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.13056224]

A masterful thread, OP. Pitting people's hatred against "flyover cuisine" against their hatred for "elitist NYC". They don't know what to hate more!

[Anonymous No.13056237]

>>13056224
It’s an easy choice. Elites have real food, flyovers have processed garbage “food”.

[Anonymous No.13056241]

>>13053778
detroit style is truly god tier. gotta have the spicy cups too

[Anonymous No.13056250]

>>13053671
yes it is, good NY style pizza is crispy, not burnt, crispy, & always loaded with too much oil

[Anonymous No.13056374]

>tfw live in Suburban Detroit
>tfw walk past the gas station right on over to the Jet's and get a nice thicc slice

That's it for me, might stop at the gas station for a nice Faygo Cream Soda though.

[Anonymous No.13056381]

>>13056374
I go to MI all the time for work. Jet's sells by the slice??

[Anonymous No.13056408]

>>13056381
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.13056421]

>>13056381
Only during lunch hours, 11-2 or 3 I think.

[Anonymous No.13056629]

>>13053619
>Left: breakfast pizza from a gas station in suburban Detroit.
>Right: cheese pizza from a slice joint in NYC.

But... they're the same shitty thing?

Now, an actual Detroit style pizza is a thing of beauty.

[Anonymous No.13056641]

>>13056072
I'm 160 lbs at 5'9" hardly overweight pierre. I just don't like processed garbage.

[Anonymous No.13057211]

>>13053619
Honestly and unironically right.

[Anonymous No.13057219]

>>13056629
Things that /ck/ memes that are actually good:
>secret aardvark
>japanese fuzzy logic rice cookers
>sous vide immersion circulators
>angry grandma sauce
>maangchi
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>alcoholism
>liverwurst
>anchovy pizza
>sardines

Things that /ck/ memes that are actually terrible, and only posted ironically:
>monster energy drinks
>chili without beans
>mcchicken
>veganism
>instapot
>keto
>not tipping
>jack
>mre's
>indomie
>detroit style pizza

[Anonymous No.13057264]

>>13053619
Left. God I fucking love sausage and gravy.

[Anonymous No.13057270]

>>13056072
holy BASED!!

[Anonymous No.13057558]

>>13053619
right definitely

[Anonymous No.13057612]

>>13057219

Prove with science and facts that detroit-style pizza is terrible.

[Anonymous No.13057748]

god bless America

[Anonymous No.13057757]

Left looks juicier

[Anonymous No.13058328]

Soul Vs souless.

[Anonymous No.13058346]

>>13057219
>memes I like vs memes I don't like

[Anonymous No.13058525]

>>13053619
Both look delicious but if I’m forced to choose one, I’ll go right. I’ve long desired to try an ny slice.

[Anonymous No.13058531]

>>13058328
How? The one on the left looks like it was made straight out of a factory, the right one looks like it was made with effort by hand

[Anonymous No.13058592]

>>13053619
Left isn't even pizza. Its shitty cheese on a cracker crust, no tomato. FLATBREAD.

[Anonymous No.13058637]

>>13057219
accurate

[Anonymous No.13059133]

>>13056629
If you think those are literally the same thing you should get your fucking head checked

[Anonymous No.13059478]

>>13053619
Left. Detroit for life