>tried beer again it still sucks

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Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:00:06 2019 No.13049597 [Reply] [Original]

>tried beer again
it still sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:03:15 2019 No.13049611 >>13049597 I drink beer several times a week, I still don't particularly like it. But I can still enjoy it if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:03:25 2019 No.13049613 File: 84 KB, 512x512, 1390255600073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry sweetie, Mommy's going to get your sippy cup

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:04:02 2019 No.13049616 try drinking 24 of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:04:10 2019 No.13049618 >>13049597 you gonna drink it ice cold on a hot day

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:07:18 2019 No.13049633 >>13049618 What about hot on an ice cold day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:08:54 2019 No.13049638 >>13049633 That's what cider is for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:09:19 2019 No.13049641 File: 42 KB, 600x678, 65e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049633 >hot beer if its cold you can have warm whisky or sake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:09:36 2019 No.13049642 >>13049597 you suck, beer doesn't

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:11:21 2019 No.13049648 File: 47 KB, 436x436, 1445243320573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049642 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:35:20 2019 No.13049738 beer is only good as a cooking ingredient. there's no point drinking it because it tastes terrible. guys drink it to appear more manly to their friends, who also drink it to impress other people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:37:25 2019 No.13049749 >>13049597 >it still sucks Just like your mom!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:40:05 2019 No.13049760 >>13049597 try craft beer but noone of that hopped shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:42:37 2019 No.13049764 >>13049597 I bet you drank shitty beer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:44:38 2019 No.13049772 File: 42 KB, 641x530, 1505158843810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049764 uhh ya thats what i said

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:50:34 2019 No.13049785 File: 4 KB, 225x225, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Americans will never ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:51:27 2019 No.13049789 >>13049738 you people are mentally ill

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:52:10 2019 No.13049792 >no beer/liquor for 5 years never drinking that icky shit again

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:52:54 2019 No.13049795 >>13049785 But we do get that stateside. It's pretty good too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:55:40 2019 No.13049804 >>13049772 You said you drank beer and didnt like it. You havnt specifically stated it was low quality which is why it sucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:57:32 2019 No.13049811 Why would someone drink low quality beer and complain that it sucked. Are you retarded?

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 21:59:10 2019 No.13049815

>>13049785
never ever taste that shit that tastes like sewage?
good on them that they actually use some of those stale and stinking hops, but you know that hops and green bottles don't go together.
It's amazing how people will litterly get accosutmed and memed into drinking something so bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:01:13 2019 No.13049824 File: 95 KB, 352x245, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049811 mmmm high quality rotten grain juice. sounds delish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:07:29 2019 No.13049858 >>13049738 Why do child palated faggots always project their tastes onto everybody else?

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:13:57 2019 No.13049892

>>13049815
The green bottle is not a perfect choice. Butwhen I have it it's always fresh and refreshing, the right amount of bitter hops, very crisp.
I have drank beer from some smaller breweries, but Pilsner Urquell is my no. 1 mainstream beer. That being said Guiness might be no. 2.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:15:05 2019 No.13049897 >>13049785 We Americans took your Euro pilsners and hopped them up to the max. After having them its hard to go back to the euro pilsners.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:15:12 2019 No.13049898 >>13049858 Calling me a faggot for not liking beer only proves my point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:20:06 2019 No.13049921 File: 101 KB, 864x717, 1553879422897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beer is a chaser that helps you get drunk >Sip beer >Slam vodka >Chase with beer >All alcohol

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:21:13 2019 No.13049923 >>13049618 After hard work. Never understood beer before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:23:28 2019 No.13049938 >>13049824 Plebs drink bad tasting alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:23:31 2019 No.13049940 For me, it's Coors® Banquet.

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:26:49 2019 No.13049961

>>13049858
because of responses like yours and >>13049613

when people say stuff like that it indicates that you think not liking beer is a sign of immaturity as opposed to a difference in personal tastes so it would stand to reason that this same person (i.e. you) might pretend to enjoy something in an effort to appear more normal to others

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 22:52:45 2019 No.13050101 >>13049760 >hurrr

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 23:29:35 2019 No.13050257

>>13049961
No, the immaturity lies in your retarded cope of projecting your distaste for beer onto literally every person who drinks beer. You're concocting a delusional conspiracy about the millions of beer drinkers doing "so" to look manly despite lots of them being women and lots of them drinking alone at home.
Nothing wrong with not liking beer but when you make up retarded conspiracies, you'll get called out on them as someone who is insecure about his kiddie palate.
tl;dr: dilate, faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 23:32:07 2019 No.13050270 >>13049898 if your point is that you're an insecure child-palated faggot who makes up retarded conspiracy theories around a beverage, sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 23:43:49 2019 No.13050318 So when does some one "get" used to beer? I'm 25 and have drank a lot of beer in my life. The taste is still absolutely horrible, ans I've had both "low" and "high" quality beers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 23:53:38 2019 No.13050363 >>13050318 by quality you mean different types? maybe it's just not for you. try lambics, trappist, big stouts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:01:23 2019 No.13051298 Not all beer is the same. I love beer but there are many beers that I still hate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:07:21 2019 No.13051306 >>13049597 you're probably a chink and you don't have the genes to like beer, I liked beer when I was 10 and i'll drink till i croak.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:14:36 2019 No.13051313 >>13050318 What are some high quality beers you tried?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:26:18 2019 No.13051323 File: 119 KB, 768x433, 1553790514743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When are you all going to stop pretending beer tastes good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:27:05 2019 No.13051324 >>13049961 Quit crying and go drink a beer, damn

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:28:56 2019 No.13051326 >>13050318 Most people get used to beer around 16 or 17 when theyre socializing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:31:24 2019 No.13051332 >>13051306 Asians have trouble handling their alcohol, but it sure as fuck doesn't stop them from getting shitfaced.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:33:07 2019 No.13051335 >>13051298 I think people just don't like the ALCOHOL part, not the flavoring. Which is why every beer tastes the same to whole lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:33:12 2019 No.13051337 >>13049597 You're a tranny faggot, now dilate and kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:51:26 2019 No.13051357 >>13051335 ...OR it could be they’re stage 1 alcoholics, who are drinking solely to get drunk. If this were true they would not care about the taste, only the cost required to achieve said drunken state.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:58:08 2019 No.13051365 >>13049738 You know what my favorite beer recipe is? Liquid Beer Serves 1 Shopping list: Beer Steps: 1. Open beer and pour into glass. 2. Serve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:58:56 2019 No.13051368 File: 115 KB, 399x1050, la-chouffe-blonde-d-ardenne_opt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just ordered a six-pack of these did i fall for a meme or are they good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:59:52 2019 No.13051369 >Drinking alcohol for the taste

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:06:44 2019 No.13051385

>>13049738
>there's no point drinking it because it tastes terrible. guys drink it to appear more manly to their friends, who also drink it to impress other people.

No, we drink it to get drunk because we have issues in our real non pampered lives.

>u dont get drunk frum beer drink liquor
I drink any and all alcohol, beer is fine if you know how to drink and don't nurse it like a sissy. Point of getting drunk is to maintain a drunk for many hours, beer is good for that even if you have harder stuff too, I'm not some 20 year old Stacey who wants to get drunk, act stupid, and pass out over the course of an hour. I want to enjoy the entire night, if not entire day, in a nice constantly buzzed numbed up state where I'm able to ignore all the horrible truths about life

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:13:31 2019 No.13051400 you can make beer taste like literally anything, you just had a bad one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:15:23 2019 No.13051406 >>13049597 I like cold larger but hoppy ale bullshit tastes like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:25:47 2019 No.13051431 >>13049618 Does it being ice cold stop it from being bitter as fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:31:29 2019 No.13051445 File: 4 KB, 125x118, D59FE4CB-6345-472F-9D35-624D8CAE3FAB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NO YOU CANT DO THAT!!! YOU HAD THE WRONG BEER YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT ONE!! LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS ONE!! ENJOY!!!

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:31:40 2019 No.13051447
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Whats a good babbys first beer then for someone that doesn't like the flavor? I want to be a drinker but I'm too socially retarded to go to a bar or a BBQ and too anxious and dont have enough confidence to go into the liquor section to buy some because I feel like the clerk will think I'm some lonely incel buying a thing of beer for myself when in reality that is spot on assessment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:41:04 2019 No.13051468 >>13051447 Blue Moon is a good place to start

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:42:39 2019 No.13051477 >>13049641 i ve seen old people in saxony (germany) order microwaved beer apparently it is /(was) a thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:51:34 2019 No.13051504 Whisky >>> beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:55:05 2019 No.13051515 >>13049597 cider is the patrician beverage, followed shortly by vodka + soft drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:56:05 2019 No.13051517 >>13051515 Mead is the shit but it's way overpriced so cider is more than acceptable of an alternative.

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 08:59:57 2019 No.13051524

>>13051369
Man, I should switch to beer.
>>13051385
> I want to enjoy the entire night, if not entire day, in a nice constantly buzzed numbed up state where I'm able to ignore all the horrible truths about life
Man, I should switch to beer. It's hard to keep a life up while hitting whiskey.

>>13051447
I'm not sure how popular this is around the world, but liquor stores, and even some grocery stores, let you buy single beers or even make your own six pack. Try to look for a place that does that. Look for some sort of blonde beer. Or you can always buy those big cans, they're starting to do those with better beers. Or could always just get ole PBR.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 09:01:32 2019 No.13051531 >>13051517 If it ever shows up at Aldi I'll give it a try, it's $15+ (AUD) for a single bottle which is at least double ciders equivalent cost here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 09:04:26 2019 No.13051540 >>13051447 The stores deal with 1000s of people a day. They're going to forget you the second the next customer comes along. But as the other anon said, Blue Moon is alright, especially with a slice of orange. Very entry-level and safe.

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 09:17:49 2019 No.13051566

>>13051447
Order online? If you don't like the flavour of beer try other shit. If you want to try a bunch of stuff I'd probably get something like a pale ale like corona and a superdry like asashi, a stout eg guiness, apple cider, pear cider, ginger beer and then follow up with some pre-mixes like bourboun & cola, whiskey & cola, rum & cola, moscow mule (Vodka & Ginger beer), plus all the various types of vodka mixes. obviously you can also get small minibar of the straight spirits too. wine as well just some basic red & white wines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 09:20:10 2019 No.13051573 >>13050257 >Argument equivalent to "nuh-uh you are" Got him

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 10:30:07 2019 No.13051760

>>13051573
>argument
Don't flatter yourself, child-palates faggot. Baseless conspiracy theories about millions of people pretending to like beer require no argument as they are unfounded assertions themselves. Also, I called you a child-palated faggot FIRST, so no "nuh uh" from me, manchild. Go order some gummy bears and chocolate milk in a sippy cup at the bar next time, man, I'm sure you will BTFO those beer drinkers!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 10:32:36 2019 No.13051767 >>13051323 When are you going to stop being a deluded manchild?

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 10:52:20 2019 No.13051829

>>13051760
There is no conspiracy no one ever said that. There are however people that pretend to like it because it is the thing to do. It's clear that you are one of those people judging by the defensive nature of your posts. OP says beer sucks and the insecurities in your mind somehow make that into a claim of a grand conspiracy. Quit trying to fool yourself and just accept who you are. Right now you appear as a hateful, bitter, insecure, and vitriolic person. Start accepting yourself and all that goes away.

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:04:37 2019 No.13051868

A cold beer on a hot summer day can be the best think there is, it has this crispness you just don't get with non alcoholic beverages, but I am an alcoholic and only drink it to get drunk and at the quantities I need to get drink it's really gross, I thought about switching to hard liquor but that would be another new low and I don't really like the drunkedness I get with liquor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:06:03 2019 No.13051877 i drank beer driving to see my dad last night that's fun

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:11:06 2019 No.13051893

>>13051829
>people calling me out on my bullshit claims, like proves my claims right, dude!!1
Yeah, no. Incoherent psycho-babble won't work here, cunt.
By claiming that people can't possibly like beer you are forcibly implying that all beer drinkers, many of which drink in the privacy of their own houses, are pretending to like it which in turn constitutes an insane conspiracy theory. Nobody forces you to drink beer so no need to cope with laughable theories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:13:52 2019 No.13051905 >>13051767 >manchild Not that guy but what does beer usually taste like to you?

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:15:21 2019 No.13051913

>>13051893
>By claiming that people can't possibly like beer
You either have terrible reading comprehension skills or are creating strawman arguments to help your delusion because i didn't say that. I know that many enjoy beer. You do not enjoy beer and are lying to yourself because you hate that you are not normal. I've boiled it down enough now that even you can understand I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:22:31 2019 No.13051928 >>13051905 It has a crisp, bread-like flavor. >>13051913 >let me tell you what you ackshually like Dilate

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:23:35 2019 No.13051933 >>13051385 t. Issues-haver

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 11:25:43 2019 No.13051936 >>13051913 Your arguments have devolved to projections unironically sweetie

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 12:14:46 2019 No.13052110 File: 689 KB, 500x380, 1570854077823.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049638 >Heating up apple cider with cinnamon sticks and mixing in rum on a cold winter day K I N O

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 12:20:20 2019 No.13052133 Butts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 12:28:22 2019 No.13052163 IPAs > Stouts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 13:15:20 2019 No.13052338 >>13051368 They're a legit great brewery but I prefer their hoppier offerings, however you did good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 13:16:14 2019 No.13052341 >>13049597 Its because you're weak

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 13:21:27 2019 No.13052368 >>13049597 Try hard ciders OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 13:22:19 2019 No.13052375 >>13052163 American detected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 13:33:22 2019 No.13052424 >>13049597 OK mister child palette

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 13:38:44 2019 No.13052454 >>13051928 >People actually think liquid stale bread tastes good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 14:08:05 2019 No.13052584 >>13052110 thank you for posting this gif. normally this would not be funny but knowing what it is overlayed on top of made me cackle like a hyena

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 14:16:31 2019 No.13052606 >>13052375 I'm right

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 14:30:18 2019 No.13052637 >>13049597 >frogposter has the palette of a child wow what a surprise

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 15:00:21 2019 No.13052721 >>13051447 Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 15:02:11 2019 No.13052727 >>13052163 Brown ales>either.

>>	George Chong Sat Oct 12 15:11:30 2019 No.13052750 This tastes like b8.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 15:26:28 2019 No.13052802 >>13049597 >look in mirror again >yep I'm still retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 16:33:17 2019 No.13053108 >>13051936 >"Nuh-uh you are" Classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 16:52:32 2019 No.13053214 Why are anti beer posters always such gigantic faggots?

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:13:29 2019 No.13053317

>>13053214
It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:18:14 2019 No.13053330 >>13053108 The "ppl pretend to like beer" faggot was called out on his projection first so it is his post which amounts to a "n-no u".

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:19:16 2019 No.13053333 >>13053317 nah, u r just a faggot lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:19:42 2019 No.13053335 >>13053330 You just can't stop can you lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:19:53 2019 No.13053337 There is such a massive variety of beer, and it's all so very different, I cannot understand hating beer categorically. I get if people don't like, you know, specifically stouts or triple IPAs or something, but how in the world can you hate ALL of it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:22:10 2019 No.13053350 >>13053337 >Taste a beer >Don't like it >No interest in trying more >Assume all beer is bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:27:45 2019 No.13053364 >>13053337 Babby palates find a little bitterness too spicy. It's the type of people who dislike coffee, olives, mustard or anchovies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:32:13 2019 No.13053391 File: 826 KB, 868x754, 1559680396765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >drinking alcohol of any kind hows high school kiddos?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:33:33 2019 No.13053396 >>13053317 Imagine ironically or unironically typing this out. Big yikes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:34:46 2019 No.13053406 >>13053350 >eat a pineapple pizza one time >dont like it >must be all pizza ever then Do people actually do shit like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:35:51 2019 No.13053409 >>13051524 around the world you just buy beer in grocery stores in same way as milk, you don't have to find a liquor store and pray for them letting you to buy fucking single bottle of beer instead of six pack

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:36:49 2019 No.13053412 >>13053391 >having a life that isn't so miserable you need to mute it out with alcohol and/or drugs normie get out

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:51:53 2019 No.13053497

>>13053317
I'll admit that beer sucks when you admit that you're so insecure about not liking beer that you've created a literal defense mechanism in your head to cope with the fact that you actually do feel like a little girl for not liking beer. Those are not my thoughts, they're yours. I don't think you're a pussy for not liking beer. I don't think you're a stunted adult with the palate of a child. I don't care. That's what is in your head, not ours. No one is judging you for not liking beer except yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 18:15:18 2019 No.13053609 >>13053497 >>13053396 >>13053333 Imagine falling for stale pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 18:20:16 2019 No.13053631 >this guy writing essays about how he REALLY likes beer Nobody cares my guy you sure get up in arms easy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 19:07:22 2019 No.13053834 >>13053409 What the fuck are you on about? Did I imply you can't find beer in the grocery stores?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 19:38:20 2019 No.13053985 I used to be like you OP. Now I only sorta tolerate it. love me cider though

>>	quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB Sat Oct 12 20:02:14 2019 No.13054094 File: 230 KB, 726x1000, 1539848227497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13051447 english bitter ales good stuff nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:11:25 2019 No.13054133 >>13049785 That tastes foul

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:12:53 2019 No.13054141 File: 98 KB, 700x525, cusquena_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049597 This one is really good with with cuban sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:15:28 2019 No.13054145 File: 118 KB, 1024x1024, image_b9a7f983-3158-41f6-bb8c-73497f890df3_1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13051447

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:18:05 2019 No.13054162 >>13049597 You suck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:19:12 2019 No.13054168 >>13054133 not watered down enough for you? stick to bud light, kid

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:50:54 2019 No.13054273 File: 115 KB, 1200x800, pastry-stout-beer-temple-20180504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13054145 have not had whatever this is but pastry stouts are tasty and a decent intro beer just to see how different it can be

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:55:51 2019 No.13054291 >>13049597 It's an acquired taste, OP. Kick back and force yourself to drink a 6 pack of IPAs, and you'll be on your way to loving beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:57:53 2019 No.13054297 Then get a good beer. Most of the stuff at the store is fucking shit. Good beer actually tastes... good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:04:28 2019 No.13054328 Why does anyone drink beer when liquor is quicker? The amount of beer you need to drink to get a comfy .25 BAC is ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:11:52 2019 No.13054361 >>13051928 lmaoing at (you)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:17:43 2019 No.13054392 >>13054328 >.25 BAC >Comfy I need at LEAST .45 BAC to become comfy. 8 or Steelies normally does the trick for me, but only when mom isn't being weak.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:23:40 2019 No.13054404 it's literally just a matter of your genetics and upbringing, many european people like the taste of bitter things. beer is mostly bitter and takes getting used to, as well as a genetic aptitude to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:24:42 2019 No.13054406 >>13051447 try a good english ale or a stout, they are light on hoppiness/bitterness but big on flavor.

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:26:26 2019 No.13054411

>>13054328
alcohol isn't just about getting drunk, it's also about the sipping experience and taste. with your logic you can buy everclear and down it mixed with water and sugar for the most efficient experience possible. but wine, whiskey, liquer, beer. has all been crafted over thousands of years to taste good to us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:42:43 2019 No.13054457 >>13051447 VB or Asahi drink it ice cold on a hot day after a full day's work.

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 21:44:25 2019 No.13054463
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>moved states recently
>can only find decent beer in grocery stores, liquor stores only sell liquor
>even then it's all craft beer
>no imports other than mexican

I miss her, bros.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 22:05:08 2019 No.13054531 >>13049824 hey faggot ever have yogurt or cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 22:05:20 2019 No.13054532 >>13054463 What state?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 22:06:00 2019 No.13054535 >>13049597 You're not wrong. Alcohol in general is a shit tier drug for people who don't realize there are other options.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 22:12:27 2019 No.13054558 >>13054532 Idaho, across the border from Washington

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 22:23:08 2019 No.13054605 >>13054558 Oh yeah I think hard liquor is state run there. German beers always seem hard to find outside private business liquor stores. Maybe Washington has some?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 22:24:13 2019 No.13054609 >>13054328 I like the taste and I like the suds, and it can last me a whole meal. Take a bite, take a sip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 23:13:44 2019 No.13054782 Last night I ordered denny’s from uber eats. I was so drunk I passed out on the front steps of my house waiting for the food. When I woke up I saw that my order had been cancelled by uber eats. I emailed and complained and got a $20 voucher for food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 23:40:12 2019 No.13054892 >>13053609 imagine giving up (You)s this readily. you slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 23:51:03 2019 No.13054922 >>13049597 Lol that's my pepe OC I made back in like 2015

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 00:31:40 2019 No.13055053 >>13054922 Good job, its one of my favs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 00:35:02 2019 No.13055064 >>13054922 Nice you should do more oc

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 00:55:04 2019 No.13055124 >>13054168 Weedy beer yuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:30:45 2019 No.13055238 File: 509 KB, 1024x681, 164853547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Then dont buy refrigerated donkey piss

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:37:28 2019 No.13055253

>>13049738
>beer is only good as a cooking ingredient.
Oh, so the taste isn't bad?
>because it tastes terrible. guys drink it to appear more manly to their friends, who also drink it to impress other people
Are you 15 years old, or just that asocial? I know that your opinion is formed by youtube or reddit. Have you even tasted a beer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:40:23 2019 No.13055264 >>13051368 Incredibly based

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:36:35 2019 No.13055500 >>13049738 jokes on you, you fucking phool! i drink beer when I'm alone

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 07:34:01 2019 No.13055947 Underage

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 07:42:59 2019 No.13055965 >>13049824 Don't worry. When you're older your palate will slowly change, and the bitterness that you taste in adult food will fade away and reveal all these other flavors behind it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 07:54:30 2019 No.13055985 >>13054535 Depends on your genetics. a six pack of beer feels way better than 10mg oxycodone to me and I have no tolerance to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 07:57:28 2019 No.13055991 >>13049961 >i.e Fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 08:00:32 2019 No.13056002 >>13054535 I have a decent amount of contacts, I've tried multiple drugs. My two favourite drugs are alcohol and lsd. Alcohol is a lot more useful for it's price and time for preparation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 08:03:47 2019 No.13056015 >>13049597 What kind?

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 08:07:25 2019 No.13056028

>>13051335
I like long drinks. I like vodka. Fireball tastes pretty good, as does tequila. Not a big fan of whiskey, but then I've never had high-end whiskey. Wine is fine, even if it isn't my drink of choice except with meals.

Never had beer I actually liked the taste of.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 08:38:02 2019 No.13056082
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>>13049597
happened to all of us, make sure it is extra cold, and treat yourself with a Paulaner, leffe, or red franziskanner, if it looses it's cold it looses it's magic. So yeah, go for the leffe first. These are wheat beers, not regular beers. So they have a second taste the normal ones don't have, but I personally love them way more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 08:39:48 2019 No.13056086 >>13049824 keep in mind that beer has existed for like 5-6000 years in this world, that we know of, so yeah, humanity loved the shit out of that drink or else it would have faded away

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 16:08:00 2019 No.13057657 >>13056086 Based beer burying wateretty

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 16:09:28 2019 No.13057668 >>13049597 >frogpost >palette of a child hmm

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 16:16:24 2019 No.13057700 >>13051368 They're good unless you're one of the haters of the coriander.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 20:28:07 2019 No.13059064 >>13057668 >Palette Mmhmm

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 21:34:40 2019 No.13059433 >>13049785 PU is so rancid we use ti to describe other horrendous worst items. For example, if a tomato is going bad, I or my wife will say it's the Pilsner Urquell of tomatoes. Fuck that skunk squirt trash lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 04:37:09 2019 No.13060800 Mix Rainer and PBR together and it turns into water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 04:41:58 2019 No.13060813 >>13054558 Are you in Moscow? I know where you can find some of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 07:15:27 2019 No.13061186 >>13055965 Ah yes, lovely sweet pee flavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 07:25:14 2019 No.13061214 >>13061186 What does your sick fetish have to do with beer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 07:27:37 2019 No.13061220 >>13061214 The doctor recommended piss as an alternative drink because the alcohol was slowly killing me from inside. I never turned back after trying my first pint of pee, there's honestly no difference in flavor and its a lot more healthy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 07:33:34 2019 No.13061232 >>13061220 quick question does urine therapy still work if I drink the urine of attractive women or does it have to be my own piss?

Anonymous Mon Oct 14 07:36:46 2019 No.13061239
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>>13061220
Sorry to say this but if you beer ever tasted like piss, this means people have pissed inside your beverages. You may have annoyed people too much with all your "people are pretending to like beer" faggotry. It's ok, from now on, you don't have to worry about leaving your glass unattended because you'll get free refills of your drink of choice.

>!

Anonymous Mon Oct 14 07:40:41 2019 No.13061250

>>13061239
>"people are pretending to like beer" faggotry.
I'm not that anon, dumb wojak poster.
I'm just retelling my tales and sharing beer stories, you cannot and shall not stand in the way of my brave truth-speaking that beer tastes like piss. Dumb wojak poster.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 08:18:48 2019 No.13061344 >>13049597 You are the reason they make crap like White Claw

Anonymous Mon Oct 14 09:14:27 2019 No.13061528

>>13050257
People who drink at home alone are alcoholics and women do it to fit in.
>be kid
>drink beer
>tastes like shit
>friends are doing it though and call me a pansy if i dont
>also want to get drunk so I stomach it
>after doing this for years I am now in my mid 20s
>beer still tastes like shit, but my mind has been altered forever because it wants to be drunk so it ignores the taste
>i am now alcoholic and drinking beer alone
>must go on 4chan to post about how beer actually tastes good and people who don't like it are children
>even though I also hated it as a child
>it has nothing to do with my WANT to be drunk or my rampant alcoholism, it's because I grew up into a MATURE MAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 09:17:03 2019 No.13061538 >>13053317 I order margaritas and call my beer drinking friends faggots with no taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 09:25:01 2019 No.13061562 >>13061528 speak for yourself, I drink beer once every few months at most

Anonymous Mon Oct 14 09:31:32 2019 No.13061573

>>13061528
>>13056082
I actually enjoy that shit, rest of the beers not so much, eventhough there's some truth in your post, some people drink beers to be socially drunk, like 1-3 with friends, I do it too some times, but if I'm alone and I drink beer I drink the one I pointed you to, that shit actually tastes good, and I do it once every 6 months or so

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 09:51:21 2019 No.13061619 >>13061528 Embarrassing post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 10:22:31 2019 No.13061762 >>13056082 Leffe is a good beer to try, good taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 10:42:14 2019 No.13061863 >>13051468 unironically good answer id main that shit if it didnt give me migraines

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 11:25:01 2019 No.13062018 >>13061562 Odd. Usually when people like stuff they tend to do it more often than once every few months. Especially things that are so accessible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 11:28:36 2019 No.13062026 >>13062018 Are you obese by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 11:35:26 2019 No.13062046 >>13062026 Not even close. Are you trying to imply that actually enjoying the things you like is wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 11:40:54 2019 No.13062057 >>13054463 This plus shiner bock is my favorite

Anonymous Mon Oct 14 11:44:56 2019 No.13062075

>>13062046
I think he's trying to understand where you get the idea that people "liking stuff" (which is pretty vague a notion) usually "do it more often than once every few months" (which, in contrast, is pretty specific and arbitrary), it seems as if moderation was a foreign concept to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 11:51:19 2019 No.13062100 >>13062075 well he is generalizing, and by generalizing, you are generally right, generally

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 12:01:35 2019 No.13062127 >>13062075 That's not moderation

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 12:03:57 2019 No.13062136 >>13051365 You forgot one step. Chill the beer, then crack it open with the boys, and serve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 12:04:03 2019 No.13062137 >>13049785 I've had it. We make better pilsners in the states

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 12:08:22 2019 No.13062150 >>13051447 Desperados it's (I assume, not a connoisseur) sugary chemical trash, very easy to drink, it's what got me started

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 12:56:46 2019 No.13062365 >>13051431 Yes and also what the fuck Beer is only slightly bitter, some of the are almost sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 14:12:50 2019 No.13062642 >>13049785 you can get this fucking anywhere in NA. an actual harder to find euro pils would be golden pheasant which you kinda have to look for at a bigger craft store or ethnic market. PU though? I can get that at 7-11.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 14:15:09 2019 No.13062658 >>13051368 just picked up the gift pack, 4 variety bottles + a fancy snifter for only like $13. damn good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 14:22:20 2019 No.13062701 >>13054463 you must have just moved to bumfuck because weihenstephaner is easy as fuck to find where I live.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 14:23:43 2019 No.13062709 File: 38 KB, 1013x569, DRP_0364_11_RGB-956x570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049597 Try drinking it before 2012.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 16:41:55 2019 No.13063232 >>13052454 Have you tried kvass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 16:48:39 2019 No.13063260 >not enjoying a peanutbutter and jelly sour

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 16:54:23 2019 No.13063288 >>13051447 this>>13051468 miller lite is a decent starter beer too

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 21:50:31 2019 No.13064639 File: 133 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did a side-by-side of Sam Adams Octoberfest and Hacker-Pschorr Oktoberfest last weekend. The latter won easily. Definitely try that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 21:53:40 2019 No.13064651 >>13049597 try again when you're 18

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 21:54:11 2019 No.13064656 >>13064639 Yeah Sam Adams is garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 22:06:00 2019 No.13064714 >>13064651 Same advice your mother gave me when I was in middle school fagget

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 22:07:31 2019 No.13064725 >>13064639 >tfw no Hacker Pschorr anywhere here It sucks, how come only Europe makes great malty beers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 22:27:05 2019 No.13064825 >>13051447 buy a 6 pack of IPA

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 22:40:21 2019 No.13064888 >>13064725 >It sucks, how come only Europe makes great malty beers. Where do you live? I live in Florida and they have it at pretty much every liquor store.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 01:53:39 2019 No.13065611 >>13049597 I've only had pabst and keystone ice. Any beers I should try that may be decent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 05:50:25 2019 No.13066081 >>13049613 sweatie*

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 06:14:03 2019 No.13066141 >>13064888 The Antipodes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 07:42:14 2019 No.13066337 >>13051447 Corona with a lime wedge dropped in, also make sure you drink beers cold, or at least not lukewarm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 13:48:48 2019 No.13067482 >>13049597 being drunk is dumb and if you do it you should stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 14:01:16 2019 No.13067525 >>13049824 I'd make fun of cheese being rotten milk, but knowing that you're probably american, it wouldn't really be accurate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 14:04:15 2019 No.13067533 >>13049597 Why are there so many sugarbabbys making threads attacking booze and coffee today? Are we being raided? Or is it just one petulant manchild?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 14:25:02 2019 No.13067631 >>13067533 The silent majority is rising up

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 14:27:15 2019 No.13067638 >>13067482 Whatever you say little babby

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 14:33:02 2019 No.13067675 i like the taste of beer because when i taste this taste i know im getting drunk which is nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 17:09:06 2019 No.13068349 >>13051447 >needing a motivational speech to buy some cheap trash food you guys are hopeless

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 17:15:35 2019 No.13068383 >>13067533 The false villains and strawmen /pol/ presented have been obliterated, so now they're turning to other rage absurdities to assuage their masochism like beer, wine, coffee, tea, and worst of all, flavorful ethnic foods.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 17:50:33 2019 No.13068549 >>13049611 I make posts several times a week, I'm still not particularly lucky. But I can still check dubs if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Tue Oct 15 21:14:48 2019 No.13069436
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Why do NPCs get so upset when you point out alcohol tastes bad? The point of drinking alcohol is to get drunk so why bother downing a shit ton of bubbly piss that's going to make you feel like a bloated piece of shit for a buzz when you could just drink a few shots of hard liquor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 21:32:20 2019 No.13069531 >>13069436 >child palated dork is THIS mad he got called out on his bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 21:34:02 2019 No.13069540 >>13069531 You say you’re calling him out on his bullshit for not liking beer and calling him a dork

Anonymous Tue Oct 15 21:40:17 2019 No.13069571

>>13069540
When his shtick is deluding himself into thinking everyone is universally pretending to like alcohol and thinking anyone will take his ludicrous baseless claim as anything more than the rant of an insecure person, calling him a dork is more than enough. And for the record, the dork thing is not for not liking beer but for his cope of "le everyone is pretending!!!".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 21:42:13 2019 No.13069582 >>13051447 I hate beer mostly but kinda like Sour Monkey and Ruby Redbird

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 21:45:01 2019 No.13069597 That's not the issue, i can't get in the mind of people who genuinely like the taste of Vodka. I mean its great for get drunk but fuck if its garbage in term of taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 21:50:58 2019 No.13069629 >>13069571 M8 that was me the other day who you are purposefully misquoting for your strawman. I haven't posted since.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 22:06:18 2019 No.13069693 File: 1.48 MB, 400x400, 1526182093264.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069531 >Look mommy! guzzles Good Goy Juice™ while desperately trying not to gag I'm a big boy now!

Anonymous Wed Oct 16 00:00:30 2019 No.13070236

>>13069436
Why are autists so deeply troubled by a world where their opinions are subjective? Why do they have such angst that comfort each other with absurd fairytales about how the normies that like what they don't are only pretending in order to look cool?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 00:14:11 2019 No.13070290 >>13049858 >child palated no such thing.

Anonymous Wed Oct 16 05:33:04 2019 No.13071136

I always thought beer tasted like garbage and just drank it to get drunk till I stopped falling for the "lol water" meme and tried coors light, realised i like light beers and have now graduated to miller lite tallboyz to get hammed up.

You just gotta find what you like I think, light beers are refreshing in a way that not even chilled water is, something about a cold foamer really hits that spot at the back of your throat.

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