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How to jazz up my food so it doesnt taste so bland and boring?

>> No.13042599

>>13042584
Mom?

>> No.13042601

Salt

>> No.13042607

>>13042584
bb king's jazz spice
and by not phone posting

>> No.13042608

>>13042584
add cilantro

>> No.13042609
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>>13042584
I literally grind my hot crotch on buttered toast and scrumple it all up and put it on the plate in it's shattered state and serve it to my boyfriend and he'll ask what happened to the toast and I'll tell him the truth and he'll only want to scarf it down more and watching him do that gets me even hotter and I'll put on my hollowed out watermelon rind helmet because when it comes to giving head that means he's getting more than a few headbutts from this horny human female.

>> No.13042615

>>13042584
MSG.

>> No.13042616
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>>13042609

>> No.13042620

>>13042584
a lot of recipes seem to not use enough aromatics, so try using more of them. add more salt and fat is common advice, but something that most people probably need to use more of is acidity. a little bit of vinegar makes so many things taste a lot better.

>> No.13042621

>>13042609
haha so random
who knew "women" were so clued in on forum culture?
watch out for this seasoned shitposter "she'l" leave you in stitches!!
also put me in le screencap KEKEKEKEKEK

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>>13042621

>> No.13042661

>>13042621
You really need to get laid.

>> No.13042665

>>13042621
wow, a dorky computer nerd purporting to be a woman on the international network, how quaint.

tits and timestamp

>> No.13042670

>>13042584
Depending
Salt
Pepper
Just a Shake of Cayenne

>> No.13042673

>>13042665
how retarded are you?

>> No.13042681

>>13042584
here in spain that's usually done by adding frying diced A) garlic, B) onions, B) pepper or all three, some times even tomato, welcome to the mediterranean diet, and our own beloved flavortown

>> No.13042682

>>13042584
Butter, salt. And a healthy amount of at least one of the following, rosemary sage thyme

>> No.13042689

>>13042616
>>13042621
to avoid giving "her" (You)s I'll explain it to you floks, that made me think of a cumdumpster in /b/ arround 2010 or so that literally spreaded mashed potatoes on her pussy, weirdest bonner I've ever had, she wanted to do it, it came from her, wasn't even a request

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>>13042689
>ten years ago I got a boner from mashed potatoes so I'm ANGREY at this anonymous girl on a cooking forum

you incels crack me up

>> No.13042713

>>13042609
>get Saskatchewanian gf
>she won't stop wearing her hollowed out watermelon rind helmet to bed
>she says it's cause she's a "rough rider"

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>>13042700
back then they knew how to behave, you're worthless trash in comparisson

>> No.13042724

>>13042720
you canèt live your life by comparing yourself to girls who spread mashed potatoes on their genitals for internet points, you'll never attain happiness that way.

>> No.13042735

>>13042724
I'm not comparing myself to her you subhuman retard

>> No.13042745

>>13042735
Good. There is no competing with mashed potato pussygirls

>> No.13042761

>>13042745
it's you the one who is trash compared to her, fyi

>> No.13042835

>>13042609
>horny human female (male)

>> No.13042843

Boys i was going to eat hashbrowns and toast for breakfast but now I'm not sure if I should put my cunt on them or not.

>> No.13042855

>>13042700
PLEASES
OLD
MEN
FOR
MONEY

>> No.13042858

aspartame

>> No.13043647

>>13042609
shut up tranny

>> No.13044793

>>13043647
no u

>> No.13044798

>>13042621
based
>>13042653
>>13042661
>>13042665
seethe

>> No.13044801

>>13042609
>Female

Yea right tranny, go dilate. Women do not post here.

>> No.13044806

>>13042609
big if true

>> No.13044816

>>13042609

Based and redpilled.

>> No.13044818

>>13042609
wtf Suika

>> No.13044863

>>13044801
so why would trannies post here?

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>>13042621

>> No.13046264

international condiments. i love zhug.

>> No.13046487

>>13042584
Use your imagination.

>> No.13047046

>>13046487
but when i do that i make awful tasting meals

>> No.13047482

>>13044863
For as same reason they post everywhere else. Attention.

>> No.13047522

>>13042584
M S G
S
G

>> No.13049400

>>13047482
you seem to have transsexuals on the mind, anon

>> No.13049432

>>13042584
The scary thing about this is that she very likely looks horrifying without the makeup on

>> No.13049607

>>13049432
All women look horrifying w/o makeup but you wouldn't know that incel.

>> No.13050191

>>13047046
No, use your imagination when you're eating. It can taste however you want.