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Whats the biggest food sin?

>> No.13039446

Eating animal products

>> No.13039451

>>13039436
There are hundreds of stupid things that people do that make food less enjoyable than it easily could have been. Breaking spaghetti just gets a bad rap because Italians are fucking autistic and have nothing left other than their food at this point.

>> No.13039456

Cooking with teflon plastic faggotry. "Cooking" with sous vide faggotry. Cooking with cats on the counter and talking like a reddit faggot faggotry.

>> No.13039464

probably food waste, including not deglazing, using leftover juices, etc.

>> No.13039468

>>13039456
The plastic cutting board.

>> No.13039478

>>13039436
Whats wrong with snapping spaghetti? not everyone has a massive tall saucepan

>> No.13039481

Slapping the knife on the chopping broad

>> No.13039485

mixing cheese and seafood.

>> No.13039487
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>>13039478
you can curl the pasta into the saucepan after it sits in the water

>> No.13039488

>>13039478
>italians thinking dried egg and flower mix boiled is some how a science

>> No.13039492

>>13039456
Sous vide at home isn't really worth it unless you regularly "entertain", or are just a food nerd, but I'll never understand the, "it's not real cooking" meme. There's a million things I make that are basically add ingredients, set temp, set timer. Even just a basic steak you still have to season and then sear. But yeah, the cat blog needs to die.

>> No.13039493

>>13039485
I would bet my zoj you can't actually provide an explanation as to why that's bad.

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>>13039485
What do you mean? Just look at how delicious this meal is that I'm having

>> No.13039509

>>13039493
It's contrary to reason to mix things so different in nature. Have you ever topped your steak with icing sugar? I hope not, and as such you should not mix cheese with fish, either. It's even kind of perverted in concept, and subversive of natural law.

>> No.13039512

>>13039446
Fpbp

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>>13039487
so as soon as i put the pasta in the water its supposed to magically curl to the shape of the pan?
retarded

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>>13039436
Hunger and poverty.

Food bank usage in the UK is depressing. I had to take a referral in my job (social work) from a man who hadn’t eaten anything for nearly two weeks, his benefits had been sanctioned and the local food banks and welfare fund refused to assist because they said he had used their services too much.

>> No.13039524

>>13039516
>de cecco
>retarded
hmmm

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>>13039509
>have you ever topped your steak with icing sugar
No, because that wouldn't taste good. How is that relevant to mixing cheese with seafood?
>natural law
Okay, Aristotle.

>> No.13039530

>>13039516
as the pasta in contact with the water softens, the drier pasta on top will descend, and after being submerged in water, will also soften. Takes 2 minutes, at most. Just be patient.

As a side note, I only care that people break the spaghetti because then you can twirl in the fork.

>> No.13039532

>>13039516
The water has to be boiling first you absolute fucking mongoloid. Never go in a kitchen again.

>> No.13039534
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>>13039516
pasta in cold water

>> No.13039535

>>13039516
it takes like 5 seconds to change shape when you put it into boiling water. don't tell you put it into cold water

>> No.13039536

>>13039456
That guy who cooks with cats and talks like a faggot needs to go back to *eddit and commit sudoku

>> No.13039540

>>13039446
>>13039512
Soi

>> No.13039541

>>13039516
is it worth buying "premium" spaghetti brands?

>> No.13039549

>>13039525
>but how?!?

holy shit kill yourself you autistic junkie

>> No.13039550

>>13039516
Just snap it in half if your pot is too small

>> No.13039553

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/big-myth-about-jam-doughnuts-busted/news-story/54352dc48d325bcfd918b58b14ac3fbf

>> No.13039559

>>13039530
In those two minutes it takes to allow the pasta to bend, half the pasta is going to be al dente, the other half over al dente. breaking it in half fixes this problem

>> No.13039560

>>13039456
At least dickered guy actually cooks and doesn’t argue about fast food

>> No.13039564

>>13039517
>hadn’t eaten anything for nearly two weeks
>refused to assist because they said he had used their services too much
What in the name of fuck? Im a social worker as well and i cant imagine something like that being possible. Course he's gonna use the bank's services if in two weeks he cant find a single god damn way of feeding himself. Who are these fucking retards?

>> No.13039567

>>13039549
Explain why they don't go together. According to your logic Italian food shouldn't contain tomatoes because the come from the other side of the world.

>> No.13039571

>>13039478
If you wanted short pasta, you should have bought short pasta. I usually don't buy any pasta, because fresh whole wheat bread is better and cheaper, but whole wheat rotini is pretty good with the thick and highly nutritious sauce I usually eat with bread. Don't get any brown rice pasta, or other kinds of pasta that are still mostly rice. When floured, brown rice starch absorbs way too fast and makes me feel like shit.

>> No.13039573

>>13039468
For home use, sure. Industrially I certainly want places to have multiple color coded boards that can be properly sanitized by a machine. I dont trust minimum wagies

>> No.13039574

>>13039534
>pasta in cold water
I've done it. Hell, I even cooked pasta in the microwave and it came out pretty well. Don't let Italians tell you what to do about food, most of what they believe has no basis in reality. I know, I'm Italian.

>> No.13039579

>>13039560
but hes still a faggot so he should commit sudoku

>> No.13039585
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>>13039540
>soy is delicious and healthy for you
ftfy

>> No.13039587

>>13039451
spaghetti is a shitty pasta shape anyways

>> No.13039589

>>13039499

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raEfy5YIc4s

What went wrong? Did he just become his true self? haha do you think his butt as greedy as his mouth haha

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>>13039436
Throwing away perfectly edible food

>> No.13039603

>>13039587
>MOMMY MOMMY THE SPAGHEDDI DOESNT HAVE FUNNY SHAPES I WANT THE SPONGEBOB ONES REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13039606

>>13039601
whats wrong with this? those animals deserve to eat too

>> No.13039608

>>13039579
agreed

>> No.13039612

>>13039564
Honestly, a lot of these places are run by self-righteous arseholes who follow policy to the letter. I felt like giving the man money out of my own pocket but eventually we sorted something out for him, although we ended up having to get him to go to hospital first due to the effects of starvation.

>> No.13039616

>>13039436
Putting cheese on seafood dishes.

>> No.13039623

>>13039436
not eating cum with all your food

>> No.13039624

>>13039560
>dickered guy actually cooks
If you defend the cat fucker you probably came here after 2016 like he did. This isn't reddit. We used to have cooking threads before the cat fucker convinced all the newfags that his blog was the only place to post OC. You are cancer if you support that shit. It's literally what killed OC here.

>> No.13039638

Not that you should eat cheese or fish at all, but there are some regional Italian dishes combining the two. I'm not going to give you redditors any (You)s

>> No.13039650

>>13039517
>>13039564
it means the dude has been blowing his welfare money on drugs and booze, and probably showed up to the food bank drunk and made a mess there

>> No.13039663

>>13039650
Nope. He was completely sober in my dealings with him and I was able to confirm his benefits had been stopped due to a universal credit fuck up. The food bank in his area has a rule you can’t use their services more than three times in a year.

>> No.13039669

>>13039567
It's not a geographical question.

The pungent taste of cheese is not a good pairing with the delicate flavor of fish and other seafood.

>> No.13039670

>>13039436
Putting oil and food into a cold pan. It’s like sticking your cock in a dry cunt.

>> No.13039672

>>13039624
Nope. Sometimes you don't want to bother posting a full step pic OC because (of course you would know nothing about this) it's time consuming and tedious. Dickered cat guy gives you a place to just post something and describe it to get feedback.

Did your mum feed the cats and forget to warm up your tendies again before she went on her date?

>> No.13039674

>>13039624
Oh so dickered guy is what caused people to start posting about fast food and junk food? Retard

>> No.13039676

>>13039674
pls no ableism pls k thx :-)

>> No.13039680

>>13039485
But anon, Parmesan crusted fish is delicious. Fresh or soft cheese and fish don’t really mix, but hard cheeses are wonderful in seafood.

>> No.13039691

>>13039674
People always posted fast food. People only started complaining about it when it started to feel like that was the only thing being posted because half the board hides the cat blog.>>13039672
>you don't want to bother posting a full step pic OC because (of course you would know nothing about this) it's time consuming and tedious
I've contributed to half a dozen challenges. How many times has the cat fucker done anything that actually contributed to the board culture?

>> No.13039710

>>13039624
stfu hes the only good think about this board

>> No.13039737

>>13039710
Then why do you even come here? Everyone who's been here for more than a couple of years hates him.

>> No.13039744

>>13039691
>How many times has the cat fucker done anything that actually contributed to the board culture?
Hmm, creating a thread where people feel comfortable posting pics of their OC for feedback and know it will remain for feedback because dickered catfag posts an OC everyday instead of your own OC getting washed off the board within a few hours.
>dickered catfag caused the explosion of fastfood threads
Christ, you really are grasping. You like a challenge? Post itt the title of a new OC thread you make and we'll follow it to see how long it stays up. Idiot. If you don't samefag you'll be gone within hours.

>> No.13039756

>>13039744
>dickered catfag caused the explosion of fastfood threads
Whom are you quoting?

>> No.13039776

>>13039446
FPBP

>> No.13039784

>>13039674
>>13039710
here comes the reddit

>> No.13039785

>>13039776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU

>> No.13039788

>>13039549
>he's never had a tuna melt
sad

>> No.13039798

>>13039680
I make a pistachio crusted mahi mahi that uses Parmesan as a binder that is the tits.

>> No.13039813

>>13039436
>using a microwave,
>canola/vegetable oil
>eating anything from Kroger/kraft/General Mills/safeway
>using unilever products

>> No.13039814

>>13039446
based

>> No.13039816

>>13039784
>at least it’s better than fast food threads
>WOW REDDIT COMING THROUGH

>> No.13039827

Eating pancake batter and actually enjoying how it taste.

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putting pic relate in anything

>> No.13039855

>>13039446
Holy based

>> No.13039863

>>13039663
meanwhile foodbank throws out tons of foood

>> No.13040009

>>13039571
>If you wanted short pasta, you should have bought short pasta.

They used to sell packages of spaghetti twice as long as the longest package of spaghetti that I've seen in years. Maybe 3 feet long or so.

>> No.13040031

>>13039478
>massive tall saucepan
You mean a stock pot?

>> No.13040044

>>13039446
fpbp

>> No.13040064

>>13039446
fpbp
absolutely based
/our guy/

>> No.13040071
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13040071

>>13039446
vegan gayng checking in

>> No.13040081

>>13039835
Do they like cold press truffless to get oil out of them?

>> No.13040090

>>13039436
not finishing your food you ordered.

>> No.13040118

Animals in kitchen
Recording yourself cooking or taking pictures of your food
Cereal
Hot sauce
Eating anything with high fructose corn syrup
Well done or dry meat
Breaking spaghetti
Drinking milk substitutes
Drinking milk
Needing a dishwasher
Using a microwave to cook most foods
Brown rice
Wheat bread
Store bought Bread
Anything "low fat" or "zero fat"
Cheap store brands
Salt on eggs
Bottled water
Pre sliced fruit from the store
Fast food
Food size too big for consumption (those big ass burgers)
butter when oil is better, oil when butter is better
Buying premade garbage that would taste 1000x better if made at home (cookies)
soybean oil
And worst of all, "meal prepping" for the week (literally fucking kill yourself you gay faggot cookie cutter soyboy, that shit is dry and tasteless.food should be made fresh)

>> No.13040128

>>13040118
This guy literally hasn't gotten laid this month

>> No.13040138

>>13040118
I photograph food just for me to enjoy later. It's not uploaded anywhere, only stored offline in my local and offsite backups it gets to via car.

Whole grains taste great, you can go to the shadow realm.

>> No.13040144

>>13040138
>>13040128
Already we have some butthurt, that's how you know I'm right.

Remember, the jews killed Jesus for preaching the truth.

>> No.13040156

>>13040144
Here's your (You)

stay addicted

>> No.13040160

>>13040138
driving to a secure location to store hard copies of pics of your lunch like they're fuckin nuclear codes is far more pathetic than uploading them to insta

>> No.13040174

>>13040160
I just swap it when I visit my dad, not making a special trip.

>> No.13040188

>>13040118
>Animals in kitchen
Humans are animals. I assume you means pets, which makes sense.
>Recording yourself cooking or taking pictures of your food
Whats wrong with recording yourself so you can entertain or educate people on cooking? There is also nothing wrong with taking pride, or merely sharing out of interest, food that have made that you consider to be worthwhile.
>Cereal
Cereal is a good breakfast for kids as its fast and easy to make whilst providing calcium and it can be easily fortified with useful vitamins.
>Hot sauce
Huh? Some people like hot sauce. What are you a faggot or something?
>Eating anything with high fructose corn syrup
Acceptable. It's really not used much anymore.
>Well done or dry meat
Acceptable.
>Breaking spaghetti
Acceptable.
>Drinking milk substitutes
cringe
>Drinking milk
cringe
>Needing a dishwasher
Not everyone lives alone in their 1 bedroom apartment.
>Using a microwave to cook most foods
Acceptable
>Brown rice
Brown rice? This is the worst one of the list so far i hope you stop posting soon.
>Wheat bread
cringe
>Store bought Bread
Not everyone has spare time/knowledge to create their own bread.
>Anything "low fat" or "zero fat"
What? Sometimes people want to cut down on calories and low fat products help them do this.
>Cheap store brands
cringe
>Salt on eggs
cringe
>Bottled water
Water quality is not the same everywhere globally.
>Pre sliced fruit from the store
acceptable
>Fast food
Fast food is fine as long you do not consume too much.
>Food size too big for consumption (those big ass burgers)
You can easily cut food if you consider it too large
>butter when oil is better, oil when butter is better
Acceptable
>Buying premade garbage that would taste 1000x better if made at home (cookies)
Acceptable
>soybean oil
cringe
>And worst of all, "meal prepping" for the week
cringe, not everyone cares about taste for meals. People meal prep out of necessity.

Overall a poor performance. 3.5/10

>> No.13040197

>>13039612
How retarded do you have to be to starve in a 1st world country? There's food in every trashcan
>ewwww
You've never been starving if that's your first thought

>> No.13040199

>>13040188
>defending boomer kibble
>added sugar
>f-slur
>hating on almond milk, a versatile ingredient with centuries of precedent
>nazi dubs

>> No.13040230

>>13040197
How heartless do you have to be to suggest someone goes and eats out a trash can?

>> No.13040231

forming burger patties the same size as your bun so when you cook them they shrink into meatballs much smaller than your bun

>> No.13040236

>>13039468
My MIL uses a glass cutting board.

>> No.13040245

>>13039541
Just make sure you're buying pasta made with semolina flour.

>> No.13040246

>>13040118
Greatest food sins? being the absolute cunthair that made this post

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>>13039549
Explain the filet-o-fish then you filet-o-faggot, or clam chowder, or fish tacos.
These dishes contain seafood and cheese

>> No.13040258

>>13040230
>How heartless do you have to be to suggest someone goes and eats out a trash can?
not the guy youre replying to but according to a lot of people i interact with, i lack empathy and I also eat out of a trash can and suggest it to others as well.

>> No.13040259

>>13040188
Holy fuck you are an obese boomer normalfag cuck. Kill yourself for actually defending fast food, "low fat" abominations, and soybean oil. You are everything that's wrong with the food industry today

>> No.13040261

>>13040230
>I'm heartless because I'd rather they didn't starve
Wat?

>> No.13040271

>>13040230
>>13040261
That's not to mention I used to eat out of dumpsters as a teen all the time. A local drug store would throw out cookies, and frozen foods like burritos all the time. Just don't go after a rain

>> No.13040272

>>13040188
Humans are obviously not "animals" you retarded little atheist.

>> No.13040273

>>13039571
if you wanted cooked pasta, you should have bought cooked pasta.
if you wanted sauce on your pasta, you should have bought pasta with sauce on it.

>> No.13040281

>>13040188
this is great bait

>> No.13040289

>>13039559
it takes like 1 minute and also no lol the pasta isn't gonna be half al dente

>> No.13040366

>>13040188
>humans are animals
No retard, ANIMALS are ANIMALS, WE, are HUMAN. Go back to /r/atheism.
>recording yourself
Mostly done by soys and women. Only permissible for men if you're doing an actual professional video.
>Cereal is a good breakfast for children
It's the laziest and most unhealthy popular breakfast you could give to your children. Only created by boomers who didn't give a fuck about their kids. There are so many better options.
>Some people like hot sauce
It's just as bad as barbecue sauce, ketchup, ranch, or any other condiment that is meant to mask the taste of whatever you're eating. Spiciness should come from the actual food and not be artificial. Hot sauce is almost always liked by soys too.
>milk substitutes
Milk has no "substitutes" and trying to drink watered down soy water instead is fucking awful. Almond milk and other "milks" as ingredients for their genuine taste is fine.
>milk
Another boomer meme. Try not consuming 13 grams of sugar with every meal.
>dishwasher
Washing dishes is a part of cooking and is much better done by hand. It saves electricity, gives you cleaner dishes, saves you money and space, and helps you understand the mess you made.
>brown rice
Meant whole grain rice, but reason being is that the nutritional benefit is completely negligible and it tastes much worse than regular rice.
>wheat bread
Same argument as whole grain rice.
>not everyone has time to make their own bread
Literally have sex.
>Sometimes people want to cut down on calories and low fat products help them do this.
It's literally been proven that "fat" has nothing to do with weight gain or weight loss you pseud. Fat is actually good for you and any "low fat" food you see in stores is boomer reactionary garbage with added sugar to compensate, ruining the taste and making it even more unhealthy.
>cheap store brands
Cringe, better ingredients make better food, cooking 101.

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>>13040366
CONTINUED
>salt on eggs
Eggs are already salty enough
>water quality is not the same globally
well don't live in some shithole
>fast food is fine
holy shit bait.
>soybean oil
The cheapest worst tasting oil used in every mass produced unhealthy food. If you do not appreciate good coooking oil, you should not be cooking
>not everyone cares about taste for meals. People meal prep out of necessity.
If you make food out of "necessity" then I'm certain whatever you're making is soulless tasteless garbage that I wouldn't even feed a pig.

Overall, a good bait. 9/10

>> No.13040387

>>13040118
I just started cooking, when do you use butter over oil? I prefer butter cause oil containers look like dish soap while butter comes in nice paper and you can eat the stuff you don't use.

>> No.13040393

>>13039485
dont hate on crab dip

>> No.13040397

>>13040387
Having been made from cream, butter imparts a certain sweetness to anything it is added to. It also changes the texture to creamy.

>> No.13040410

>>13039488
> eggs
> He doesn't even know which ingredients are used to make spaghetti

It's not science for sure, but you are able to fuck up something this simple

>> No.13040466

>>13039436
Microwave expensive steak.

>> No.13040471

>>13040387
>when do you use butter over oil?
It's completely up to you. Butter will add some saltiness and a little sweetness while oil will give it that "fatty oily" taste. In my opinion, butter goes with certain foods like night and day. For example, eggs were MADE BY GOD to be cooked with butter, I don't know how anyone can like oily eggs.

>> No.13040492

>>13039663
>>13039612
man, britbong food banks sound kinda shit desu. Atleast in quebec it seems to be better. not perfect, of course (what with being opened like 5 hours a a week friday and the day before) but christ.

>> No.13040497

>>13039446
foxtrot papa bravo papa

>> No.13040516

>>13040471
You can cook it like this and it's pretty great but you got to keep the oil hot or it goes from crispy to greasy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jQD6S6v4TyU

>> No.13040519

>>13040366
>Meant whole grain rice, but reason being is that the nutritional benefit is completely negligible and it tastes much worse than regular rice.

It seems to have 4 time the amount of magnesium respect to white rice, and a not negligible quantity of fibers.

>> No.13040535

>>13040497
Foxtrot alpha golf

>> No.13040539

>>13040519
The taste is not worth the magnesium, and fiber you should be getting enough of anyway.

>> No.13040574

>>13039524
de cecco is based though, its the only brand my roman friend will by and i trust him on pasta

>> No.13040578

>>13040366
>Cereal is a good breakfast for children
If you cook it right is great.
Get a fry pan
Green apples cut and cooked till a bit brown add cinnamon all spice nut meg what ever else you like maybe vanilla or non of them.
Add honey or brown sugar like a really small amount.
Then toss a bit and add butter.
Then add oat meal and cook it for a bit.
Then put in milk and/or water till it cooks and reduces and the oat meal is ready.
You don't need the butter or sugar or spices and it still tastes all right.

>> No.13040584

>>13040081
no, it's entirely synthetic and made to mimic truffle flavor. if you dislike truffle oil and think that by extension you also dislike truffles, give the real ones a try sometime (if you can afford to) and see the difference

>> No.13040777

>>13040410
But pasta is made with egg?

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>>13040777
Egg pasta is but you normally get the thicker stuff like fettuccine not thin stuff like spaghetti.
It cooks in 2-4 minutes if it's fresh and if you over cook it it turns to mush.

>> No.13040828

>>13040118
you seem fun at parties

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>>13039516

>> No.13040845

>>13039601
>Cow dies after stomach is blocked up by 50 stickers on those tomatos

>> No.13040882

mixing your rice with your chinese food. its a fucking palate cleanser idiot. if you mix it it dilutes the flavor. eat a bit of food, then follow with rice. only a big deal for the billions of humans who know this and who we borrow half their culture from but dont care to learn more.

>> No.13040899

>>13040882
I'm gonna go to China just to eat their food this way, and I'm gonna learn just enough Chinese to convey the fact that I know it's "wrong", but it infuriated some guy on the internet so now I do it on all my vacations.

>> No.13041463

>>13039624
Haha your shitty pizza or some other garbage you posted got shit on

>> No.13041534

>>13039436
Adding sugar. Legally speaking, you can't sell food in America unless it's 10% by weight, added sugar.
Fact!

>> No.13041588

>>13041534
Hey that's fake
It's 10% added sugar or 10% artificial sweetener.

>> No.13041924

>>13040118
>hot sauce
>drinking milk
Faaaaag. Having a glass alongside something hot is kino because the milk cleanses the heat and lets you enjoy the full flavor of the dish again. It's pure indulgence that retards ignore because they care more about waving their dicks than enjoying flavor.

>> No.13042111

>>13039468
This fucking thing.
My dad literally made plastic cutting boards from those white panels you are supposed to make banners from. Wonder how much fuking plastic I ate while young

>> No.13042122

>>13040156
>namefaggot preaching
Icing on the cake

>> No.13042124

>>13039436
Putting cream in a spaghetti sauce

>> No.13042151

>>13040064
/our goy/*

>> No.13042217

>>13039616
>>13039670
>>13042124
Please tell me this doesn't actually happen...

>> No.13042234

>>13039670
>>13042217
I do that sometimes when heating up frozen string beans with garlic. Throwing frozen beans in hot oil makes them chewy and the garlic burns too quickly alone.

>> No.13042281

>>13039436
pre ground pepper

>> No.13042375

>>13039601
Yeah we should feed them skittles candy instead.

>> No.13042376

>>13042281
I never get why people do this. It's so much weaker in flavor

>> No.13042377

>>13040245
Why? What's the difference?

>> No.13042386

>>13039451
go back to your thread adam

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>>13039456
>Cooking with cats on the counter and talking like a reddit faggot faggotry.

>> No.13042394

>>13039478
Nothing. You snap that pasta in half, my dude.

>> No.13042414

>>13039601
This does annoy me when the attitude of a lot of people I know is for some things "Hey I changed my mind on this tin of soup, I'll just throw it in the trash."

God damn man food banks exist, less fortunate people might like ministrone or that wholemeal pasta you bought and are too afraid to try.

>> No.13042418

>>13039517
Kill the tories.

>> No.13042423

>>13040128
*ever

>> No.13042438

>>13039606
Animals don't deserve anything. They didn't earn it.

>> No.13042450

>>13042418
>>13039517
>right wingers cut spending to curb the ever increasing debt
>import millions of low skilled workers
>screech at people who say that's a bad idea
>social systems get fucked beyond repair
>people so mad they vote to leave the European Union
>more screeching
>lets ban cutlery and put people in prison for "hate speech" that will fix the problem
>left wingers want even more immigration and have a literal Socialist as party leader
>probably next prime minister
Britain is such a dumpster fire. Leave while you still can.

>> No.13042595

>>13039446
It's about time someone was brave enough to say it

>> No.13042613

For me, it's wasting food

>> No.13042668

>>13042595
I am still clapping vigorously

>> No.13042676

>>13039436
Too much wasabi between scallop and rice, in a nigiri. Happened to me a couple times, in two different sushi places in Tokyo, I couldn't even detect the taste of that scallop.

Where I live scallops are usually served fried inside their shell, so I've never truly tasted one

>> No.13042683

>>13039485
Mozzarella & tuna is good tho, both on pizza and in salads

>> No.13042701

>>13039509
>Have you ever topped your steak with icing sugar

BBQ sauce has sugar. But anyway that's a retarded argument: almost any food pairing comes from very different sources.
Pb and bananas?
Fish and chips?
Chocolate and anything it covers?

>> No.13042732

>>13039451
based

>> No.13042742

>>13040230
If you're too retarded to feed yourself for 2 weeks in a first world country, you don't exactly have the luxury of choice.
Just ask a police officer for directions to the nearest shelter, church, council office, and they'll sort you out.

>> No.13042791

>>13040230
A lot of food thrown away by supermarkets is packaged mate. It's just your social programming that prevents you from eating the contents because the plastic wrapping touched the inside of a trashcan once. Also I've seen quite a few hippies eat fresh vegetables from trash cans, they just wash off the dirt and (maybe) peel them first.

>> No.13042880

>>13039516
People like you are the reason Aliens dont talk to us

>> No.13042941

>There are people who don't cook spaghetti in a 12"/30cm tall pot to get it all soft at once without needing to break it apart
How do you live with yourselves?

>> No.13042957

>>13042377
Good pasta is made with durum wheat and the flour made from it is semolina. It's coarser, better tasting, more nutritious, and holds it's shape much better. It has less gluten and won't become as gummy as pasta made from more glutinous flour.

>> No.13042966

>>13039436
unseasoned meat

>> No.13042991

>>13042791
Most supermarkets dont throw away the food anymore, they freeze it on the sell by date and donate it. Not out of kindness of course. They want them tax credits.

t. Work at a bakery in a supermarket.

>> No.13043005

>>13042966
What if you have side dishes and sauces for flavor but also wish to really savor the pure taste of supple meat in between?

>> No.13043018

>>13039485
Pasta salmon with parmazziano is godsent

>> No.13043030

>>13040118
My cat lives in the kitchen

>> No.13043117

>>13043005
He means no salt and pepper.

>> No.13044101

>>13039451
I'm italian and I always break spaghetti, I never even heard of people doing otherwise until foreigners on the web told me how they knew my country better than me.
So in short, you're retarded.

>> No.13044148

>>13039436
eating unnecessarily fast

if you dont savor your food then youre doing it wrong (although if its something thats shit its ok)

>> No.13044163

>>13042450
Said socialist is the solution

>> No.13044202

>food that I like
Based
>food that you like
Cringe

>> No.13044225

>>13039436
Cooking is a profession for dumb people to feel smart and valuable.

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>sticks food in your path

>> No.13044311

>>13044306
>sticks some retarded faggot that can't cook posting in your path

>> No.13044321

>>13039574
Like those people who put olive oil in their water. Bc will give the pasta more flavor. Italians are a big meme

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>>13039516

>> No.13044498

>>13039436
Asking your girlfriend to sneeze in your food and eating it anyway

>> No.13044509

>>13039603
spongebob is OBJECTIVELY the finest holder of sauce we have on this earth. i hope the irony that only a child could fail to respect this is not lost on you.

>> No.13044544

>>13039436

Putting Ketchup on anything.

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>>13039436
Salting the food after it's been plated. If I see someone doing this I wish I could knock them the fuck out without getting charges placed on me. Maybe one of these days I'll just do a hit and run one of those subhumans.

>> No.13045114

>>13044498
>not picking out the snot filled tissues out of her bin when she's not looking and depositing her sweet nose goo on your salad.
It's just mucus so no worries.

>> No.13045271

>>13039436
I eat my steaks well done while using ketchup

>> No.13045309

>>13039456
I'm gonna go create a Reddit account and r/dickered just to spite you retards.

>> No.13045869

>>13045309
>putting reddit on reddit where it belongs
Oh no? I'm not sure how this is supposed to bother me. I've been dying to hear someone say this for literally years. Please do that. For the love of all that is holy, please. You and those like you need to stay there.

>> No.13046015

>>13039446
The absolute state of this semen slurping board

>> No.13046049

>>13046015
Stop being such an insecure meathead.

I'm so sick of low IQ retards like you and your low level thinking. Is this how you go through life? Categorizing concepts into "manly" and "womanly" and then deciding to prefer the "manly" kind because of your insecurity over your own lack of actual manliness?

For that matter, I bet you do a BUTT load of things that others consider womanly.

>> No.13046055

>>13045106
>but anon, you should just leave the salt out so each person can add as much as they like

>> No.13046069

>>13039785
holy fuck I literally couldn't finish watching that
it was like being a Jew watching raw holocaust footage

>> No.13046078

>>13040882
>A SPESHUR CHINESE SLOP O SHIT FRUED OVA ONE THOUSAN TIME IN GUTTA OIL SUPERIOR TO WESTERN SLOP O SHIT GRORIOYS CULTURE

>> No.13046109

>>13045106
I like my steak seasoned salted and after its on the plate I put salt and pepper on plate then cut a piece off and dip it in the salt and pepper.

>> No.13046110

>>13046049
t. Adam

>> No.13046121

>>13042957
>Good pasta is made with durum wheat and the flour made from it is semolina.

Yep.

Durum wheat is a tetraploid wheat (two sets of chromosomes - 28 in all).

Diploid wheat (one set of chromosomes - 14 in all) has usually been grown in just a few places and has traditionally been used for animal feed as well as a local bread in some areas. Now that all the idiot fadists are thinking it is special, it is suppodly being grown more.

The wheats we are all most familiar with are hexaploid wheats (three sets of chromosomes, 42 in all). It is believed by experts that hexaploid wheat was the result of a some tetraploid wheat picking up an extra set of chromosomes from a related grass via horizontal (or lateral) gene transfer.

To be honest, I've never heard of pasta made with anything but tetraploid wheat.

>> No.13046136

The last time I bought a t-bone steak, it was over a pound in size.

The first night I fried up the tender side and enjoyed that.

The second night I cut the not so tender side in half, slice one half thin, and used it for making fajitas.

The third night, I took the other side, smashed i up good, and used it to make a superb chicken fried steak.

One steak, three great meals.

>> No.13046143

>>13040882
>caring about the intricacies of chinese culture to this degree
Literal autism. I bet you correct people at the sushi restaurant when they mix their wasabi and soy sauce.

>> No.13046422

>>13039571
this is one of the most incoherent posts I've seen on here in a while

>> No.13046425

>>13042217
It happens in Britain

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>>13039574
>Don't let Italians tell you what to do about food
>I know, I'm Italian.

>> No.13046520

Condiments/smothering

>> No.13046525

>>13039436
Reading and posting at /ck/ - Food & Cooking

>> No.13046549

>>13046136
>getting 3 meals out of 500g of meat (minus bone)
sometimes I'm a bit jealous of manlets

>> No.13046559

>>13039446
Stay strong sister!

>> No.13046580

>>13046549
Idiot.

>> No.13046590

>>13046549
Yeah I bet you are jealous of people who aren't obese.

>> No.13046609

>>13039485
based and undeniable

>> No.13046618

>>13040188
based based based cringe cringe cringe onions based cringe based based cringe cringe oninions

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>>13039516

>> No.13046646
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So what's wrong with snapping pasta in half? No one can fucking explain shit

>> No.13046667

>>13039436
I put soy sauce on carbonara pasta, sue me

>> No.13046691

>>13039560
>It's not fast food so I can be as big of a faggot as I want
Fuck off

>> No.13046772

>>13039446
Fuck outta here bait

>> No.13047221

No bake cheesecake.

>> No.13047536

>>13046549
You don't need any meat with your meal to get full if you have to/want to make do without meat. So there is no reason why an entire 1/3 pound of meat can't satiate a full grown man when paired with filling grains, vegetables, and fats added in cooking.

>> No.13047559

>>13046646
I think it's just something that Italians and other pasta eaters never did, and it's shocking to see plus unbelievable that someone wouldn't have a pot large enough to cook regular spaghetti in. I don't know if it affects the way it cooks or releases starch, but mainly it seems incredibly unnecessary to break it at all.

>> No.13047606

>>13039436
Overcooking lobster

>> No.13047626

>>13039436
Ketchup on *anything.*

>> No.13047630

>>13039436
Rolling dough with your bear hands that is intended to be eventually eaten by others

Use some fucking gloves, I don't want your fingernail gunk and sweaty hand germs to touch my food. May as well just use your fucking feet while you're at it.

>> No.13047673

>>13047630
i scratch my azzhole raw everynight in bed and i dont wear gloves

just germs mate :)

>> No.13047684

>>13039517
Needs more diversity

>> No.13047704 [DELETED] 

>>13039485
Ah, hello Re-ddit! I see you’re a gourmet like myself.

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>>13039863

>> No.13047781

>>13039446
B&r

>> No.13047799

>>13039516
Exactly, so you faggots let it sit for a couple days until it gets all soggy.

>> No.13047816

>>13039559
He was exaggerating. It takes less than 30 seconds.

>> No.13048020

Plopping a hamburger patty straight from the grill onto the bun. It needs to rest first.

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>Scooping individual flavors from Neapolitan ice cream
Every fucking family get together

>> No.13049311

>>13044101
E' molto più probabile che tu sia solo circondato da ritardati o sei di qualche razza inferiore come gli albanesi.

>> No.13049318

>>13040574
De Cecco is sold in discount stores here in italy. It's poor/ hobos food.

>> No.13049341

>>13048020
It's not a fucking steak.

>> No.13049386

>>13049311
Lol I've only been to Venice on a low budget school trip and didn't eat any pizza, but somehow I trust you over the other anon.

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>>13048020
Nigger that shit can rest if it runs its own ass to my house from the grocery store bitch, not if it gets a ride. Get sizzling faggot.

>> No.13049478

>>13039436
Microwaving shit. It's for hungryman and popcorn not getting ur streaks more done or for lazy waiters.

>> No.13049546

>>13040118
I agree with most of your list fuckhead, but an old chef told me takes time to prefect your recipes, if u ape somebody's shit give them due, and don't stay stagnant. If you ain't thinking ahead for your menu weeks or months out you aint shit.

>> No.13049595

>>13039436
Having to throw away perfectly good food because no one wants to eat the last serving of it.

>> No.13049603

>>13039446

based

not only is it bad for you and gross, it's an actual sin (though shall not kill)

>> No.13049621

>>13039516
I'll give you credit for wasting a pack of DeCecco to troll this board.

>> No.13049790

>>13049341

I know that a lot of people cook hamburgers well done out of fears of bacteria. If you do that, there is very little juice and you can do whatever you want with it pretty quick -- eat it, play frisby with it, throw it at the cat, ... .

If you like a really fine hamburger and are willing to take a few chances in life, you don't cook it until it is a hockey puck. It will be juicy and actually be delicious, but it does need to rest.

Obviously, you are a hockey puck hamburger guy.

>> No.13049805

>>13049603
Based larper whose never read scripture

>> No.13049860

>>13049790
>muh juice

>> No.13049884

drinking beer to get drunk alone. I hate myself.

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>>13039436
Pic related.

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>>13039436
I like food that has suffered.

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>>13039436

>> No.13049988

>>13049311
Lol mama mia cunt

>> No.13050006

>>13049930
I thought this was peak embarrassment for us, but that idiot was just getting started.

>> No.13050037

>>13049919
In France I remember having a cold spongy egg loaf with layers that were different colors as some were made with tomatoes or mushrooms or spinach and other things. It's still one of the most abhorrent things I've ever eaten in my entire life. It was a more casual occasion, so I tried microwaving it and adding some sort of sauce, maybe ketchup they bought for me to give me a taste of home. There was no way to make it taste good, and I hated ever denying food they served me. Well I didn't deny it I guess. I still ate the portion I was served, but it was one of the worst food experiences of my life.

>> No.13050118

>>13050006
UHHHHHHHHHH YEA ILL GET A MCCHICKEN AND A MCRIB WITHA OREO MCFLURRY THANKS

>> No.13050127

>>13049930
OH YEA AND IF YOU CAN THROW IN SUM RANCH AS WELL, THANKS WHITE BOY I APPRECIATE YA

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>>13039436
onion soup with the bread slice bullshit.
JUST PUT CROUTONS YOU IMBECILE!!!

>> No.13050186

>>13050006
>I thought this was peak embarrassment for us, but that idiot was just getting started.

What you have to remember is that Trump wants to be loved and admired. He will play to the audience. He thinks that all college age kids eat junk food and so that is what he serves in the belief that they will love them for it.

In reality, the food athletes are served at top programs tend to be extremely well cooked -- far in excess of what the general student population gets. I used to occasionally eat in a top university athletic dining hall and the food was as fine as any restaurant where I've eaten.

Game day when the parents are in town can be really good. Ever see a college serve lobster in a dining hall?

>> No.13050210

>>13039436
I only eat pasta with canned sauce, ragu

>> No.13050221

>>13039550
go back

>> No.13050455

>>13050186
They are college kids. You don't like anything but junk food until you are 30. They loved it.

>> No.13050464

>>13039436
frying your cum until it's crispy, scraping that onto bread and eating with caviar from a tube
anyone got the gif?

>> No.13050635

>>13050455

I always preferred a regular meal over junk food. In the dining hall as a grad student, one side was fast food and the other was regular meals. It was extremely rare for me to go to the fast food side.

I remember when he served the fast food to the players, there were reports of some of the players being very surprised because that wasn't on their training diet and didn't know whether they should eat it or not.

>> No.13050727

>>13044509

pokemon mac and cheese was by far superior. Nickelodeon kids are disgusting and ate their own boogers

>> No.13050773

>>13039436
Eating in front of a screen is a crime against the food placed before you. Saying the Lord's Prayer before eating and performing such traditional rituals might help save us from our sins against the lifeforms that died to nourish us .

>> No.13050946

>>13039516
>cooking pasta in small pot
>water not boiling
>no salt
>snaps pasta in half

are u fucking retarded, or?

>> No.13050949

>>13040492
quebec
gebaeck
ahaha

>> No.13050966

>>13039436
I ran short of milk and made lobster bisque with vanilla coffee creamer. It was like 3am and it seemed like a good idea. It sucked a fuck.

>> No.13050973

>>13040387
The only reason you'd use oil over butter is because the temperature is so high the butter would burn.
So cooking meat in general although this is vague and at some point you still want to add in butter for the taste, just not from the get go. Also frying.
But butter always tastes better than oil and you should use butter over oil whenever you can.

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>Make sauce
>JUST ADD A LITTLE SUGAR
>Make dough/bread
>JUST ADD A LITTLE SUGAR
>Make meat patties
>JUST ADD A LITTLE SUGAR
>Make granola
>JUST ADD A LITTLE SUGAR
>Make jam or marmalade
>JUST ADD A TON OF SUGAR

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>>13039436
I would have to say my pasta dryer

>> No.13051224

>>13050037
NIGGER they often made us eat this shit meal at my elementary school here in France.
It was absolutely horrendous and made me throw up in my mouth everytime...
I never knew its name though.

>> No.13051229

>>13039446
Dilate.

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>>13039436
>the biggest food sin
In GLORIOUS Mother Russia, where I'm from, biggest cooking sins are, from worst to least worst:
1. Making Khinkali too small (it should be at least four times bigger in it's overall size than a typical pelmen, and that's while in the UNCOOKED state, so it becomes even bigger when it's fully done), not making a (absolutely REQUIRED) "tail" at the twisted point OR especially if the "tail" was DELIBERATELY CUT after the Khinkal was twisted up, not adding bouillon inside, and, finally - fucking up by either overcooking or badly preparing dough beforehand so that cracks appear and bouillon (and maybe even ingredients themselves) leaks into the water during the boiling or outside during the steaming. Khinkali is easy to fuck up and hard to make properly, so there's few restaurants/cafes/joints which can actually do this well. It's usually a generational family thing and thus Caucasian families can do it better at home than what a restaurant chef or a cafe cook can make you.

2. Making okroshka with dark/sweet kvas as a liquid base, instead of (WAAAY more proper, though debatable on which of the two types is more "canon") white/sour kvas or kefir. You can fill it up with either kefir or white sour kvas and both will be fine, "proper" okroshka, despite entire regions of people debating heavily on which is "more canon than the other" for literally centuries in here. However - some people tend to add dark sweet kvas as a liquid base. That is GARBAGE and is NOT a proper way of doing okroshka. NEVER EVER use dark kvas as a liquid ingredient for okroshka, you will be heavily frowned upon in here if you'll try to do that.

3. Not frying up onions and carrots before cooking borsch, but adding them raw to the already-cooking dish (thus boiling them instead of frying). This is considered as very bad by absolute majority of people in here, because "zazharka", the preliminary passivization of onions and carrots before adding them to borsch, is a MUST.

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>>13046646
Pasta is only considered as being prepared and consumed properly, when it can be rolled on a fork (which is honestly the only proper way of eating it without smearing sauce and shit all over like a pig), and "short" pasta is essentially not even a pasta anymore at that point, but the "macaroni", which is not same thing. You can't decently/properly roll up macaroni on your fork and thus it's not a good thing, pasta cooking and consuming-wise. Same goes for ramen or any other kind/type of noodles. "Pasta" is just a type of noodle. It's retarded and downright bad to break or cut ramen or any other type of noodles, including pasta. It MUST be long and whole.

>> No.13051276

>>13046646
You can’t roll it up on a fork properly

>> No.13051284

>>13039436
Using microwave. At all. Be it warming up, slipping steps in usual cooking or making fucking tea (I know people who do this) like what the fuck

>> No.13051291

>>13051284
99.82% of all double and triple Michelin chefs aren't against microwaving, you fucking dumbass. For as long as it's used strictly only for quick warming up, not for actual long cooking.

>> No.13051338

>>13039485
...never eaten fish pie then? Smoked salmon,haddock, prawns in a parsley sauce topped with mash potato folded through with Boursin or any other cream cheese.

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>>13051220
pretty good

>> No.13051384

>>13042683
in salad ok, but in pizza no way!

>> No.13051482

>>13040272
>>13040366
>humans aren't animals
You don't get to decide what scientific terms mean because you don't like them. You can call a tomato meat if you want but no one gives a flying fuck so go jump under a truck and meet that faggot,sandal wering hippie, jew cunt that you want to suck off so bad

>> No.13051489

>>13041534
so you cant sell flour in america unless it has 10% sugar?

>> No.13051498

>>13042941
waiting half an hour for water to boil to make some spaghetti

>> No.13051589

>>13051150
sometimes it's necessary. like for making bread, adding sugar for the yeast to feed on will help it rise.
but there's no reason to put sugar in a fucking meat patty

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>>13039516
You have to let it soak overnight.

>> No.13051651

>>13051627
Kys kindly.

>> No.13052588

>>13042375
hey some ranchers in japan actually do feed their cows chocolate and candy to ensure prime fat marbling and delicious wagyu beef

>> No.13052631

>>13049929
This is so messed up

Holy hell I distrust society

Why are we like this

>> No.13052674

>>13040882
Actual autism

>> No.13052804

>>13047630
I wish I had bear hands, that would be badass.

>> No.13052901

>>13050727
>not eating your own boogers
I guess you don't like a FREE salty treat

>> No.13053215

>>13051498

In my biggest pot, I start it heating up long before I'm ready. My goal is to have it high enough that when I turn the heat on to full, it will be at a full boil in five minutes to ten minutes.

>> No.13053226

One food sin, but not necessarily much of a sin, is to rinse the pasta when it is done.

Most of the time, rinsing is contraindicating, but there are times when it needs to be rinsed. This is mainly when you cook the pasta a half hour or more ahead of time. You cook it up to the desired doneness and the rinsing stops the cooking. It also helps keep it from forming a large blob.

>> No.13053245

>>13039669
Not all cheese is pungent. Not all seafood is delicately flavored.

>> No.13053281
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>>13046049

>> No.13053404
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>>13039436

>> No.13053411

>>13039446
geth imma big thinner uh ohhhhhh

>> No.13053425

>>13039446
Boards dead

>> No.13054064

>>13039550
>pot
WHOA DUUUUUDE

>> No.13054069

>>13040828
Ah yes, the 9gag one for all reply

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>>13053404

>> No.13054076

>>13053404
carrots absorb the acid in the tomatoes, so you don't have to use baking soda when making sauce

>> No.13054077

>>13046049
The only thing I EVER do that is considered feminine is bleed from my genitals on a regular basis. But I only do that in private because it feels good.

>> No.13054154

>>13054076
Why do you need to absorb the acid?

>> No.13054201

>>13054154
Acid is sour. People add sugar to balance it out, but a carrot can work just fine. Not everyone's into the carrot taste though. It helps if your tomatoes are ripe/sweet too. Indigestion too if that sort of thing bothers you.

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>>13039436
Fornicating with your food.

>> No.13055079

>>13039616
*TUNA MELTS IN YOUR PATH*

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>>13055079
WTF WHY IS MY TUNA MELTING!? DOESN'T MAKE SEEEEENSE!

>> No.13055328

>>13053404
Are you retarded? That's one of the most basic ingredients of a traditional sauce.

>> No.13055350

>>13055328
personally I use onions and pork fat for the sweetness instead as carrots makes it too fibrous

>> No.13055373

>>13055350
>carrots makes it too fibrous
Fiber is good for you, you dumb shit.

>> No.13055383

>>13055350
Then fish the carrots out when you're done.

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>>13047630
hahahahaha. Hypochondriacs BTFO

>> No.13055412

>>13049277
that's what you fools get for not buying chocolate ice cream

>> No.13055418

>>13040118
>Drinking milk
SEETHING lactose intolerant nigger

>> No.13055425

>>13047630

People wash their hands and underneath their nails before handling food. You do know that, right?

>> No.13055426

>>13039516
Nobody is going to comment on your pot? It looks like you scraped the teflon coating off of the bottom.

>> No.13055430

>>13047630
Yeah, nothing says "hygienic" like tiny pieces of torn latex in your bread.

>> No.13055437

>>13055328
>>13054076

...you realize you,re supposed to take the carrot out after, right? As in you aren't supposed to put carrots in fucking pasta sauce? Are carrots in sauce retards just people who read that hint and thought it meant to chop up a fucking carrot?

>> No.13055441

>>13054201
>acid is sour
and this is a bad thing?

>> No.13055443

>>13055437
You're not supposed to take it out. Sheesh.

>> No.13055452

>>13055443

Oh god they really are retards who thought it meant to leave the carrot in. Carrots don't go in tomato sauce, please stop adding them, thank you.

>> No.13055455

>>13055452
You're just making it clear you're no good at cooking. I must have read a billion pasta sauce recipes by now.

>> No.13055456

>>13039571
"short" spaghetti costs more than a box of regular spaghetti at the same weight around here.

>> No.13055460

>>13055455

Try not ruining your pasta sauce by adding fucking carrots.

>> No.13055468

>>13047630
>Rolling dough with your bear hands that is intended to be eventually eaten by others
All potential harmful microbes/bacteria completely die off during baking, you stupid shit. Dough is baked at 150+ c, while ALL kinds of bacteria die out at 105c.

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>>13055373
>thinks I'm talking about nutrients not texture and screeches

you know if you didn't behave like this every month then he wouldn't have to beat you every day, little tart.

>> No.13055537

>>13055522
>texture and screeches
Well prepared carrots (cut thin and small, simmered/fried long enough) don't have that, faggot.

>> No.13056475

>>13039446
Fpbp

>> No.13056742

>>13039516
>premium pasta that comes in a metal tin
>pot looks like you've used it to mix concrete
>pot handle falling off
>cold water
There's been a lot of care put into this trollpost

>> No.13056748

>>13039574
Pasta in cold water is not a bad ideea, but only for short pasta, long pasta like spaghetti will just stick together because the water is not boiling and moving the pasta around.

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>>13056742
>De Cucko
>premium pasta
>premium