/fpg/ food poisoning general

[Anonymous No.13036388]

/ck/ tell us your food poisoning experience
(Anything from mild diarrhea to shitting out both ends)

[Anonymous No.13036406]

>>13036388
Ate your mum out one day, liquid shits for weeks after

[Anonymous No.13036417]

All you can eat sushi for $20
It was the mackerel.
Shit water for 12 hours.
Cried a couple times.
Drank a twelve pack of Gatorade and smoked a couple grams of wax the next day.
One of two or three nights of my life I thought I might actually die.

[Anonymous No.13036421]

I got food poisoning from pizza the day before hs state championship. Slept about 3 hours but went in to school the next day for the minimum amount of time so that I could be eligible for the game. Ended up playing and at halftime had to run to the bathroom.

We lost but in played alright.

[Anonymous No.13036489]

Went from mild discomfort to in the emergency room with shock in like 6 hours. I'm pretty sure it was Taco Bell I ate for lunch that day, but it happened that evening, which seems too soon for food poisoning to have occurred. Everything prior to that were meals I shared with people who were fine, so I'm still not certain what it was.

Pooped a lot of water and threw up some.

[Anonymous No.13036505]

Bought some discount bratwurst in my early 20s once. Like 20 for $2. My dumb ass didn't cook them long enough and they were raw in the center. I said fuck it and ate 3 or 4. Was fine the next day. Started getting some serious stomach cramping in the afternoon though. Spent the next 3 days spraying water out both ends. Shivering, soaked in sweat and naked on the bathroom floor. I crawled into the bathtub, turned on the shower and cried

[Anonymous No.13036511]

>>13036388
>broccoli and cheese soup recipe
>left the cheese in my car when it's 90+ outside
>3 hours no biggie
>eat way too much soup
>way too much
>more than a quart
>vomit it all up and shit myself for days
Don't leave the regiano in your auto if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.13036512]

Bought a cup of clam chowder from a local deli. Be thankful if you have never shat while vomiting at the same time. It is horrid.

[Anonymous No.13036525]

I have never experienced food poisoning because I'm not a pussy ass faggot that spent his entire childhood on a tablet playing fortnite. Send your kids outside to get dirty and they will develop a magical thing called an immune system.

[Anonymous No.13036544]

>>13036525
I played outside in the dirt as a kid, I've been to at least 40 countries, and I've gotten food poisoning twice, both times in third world countries (the USA and Indonesia).

I have played fort night once with my nieces and nephews, it came out when I was in my 40s. I find it incomprehensible. Also, you are projecting.

[Anonymous No.13036546]

I threw up a mcchicken the other day but it was a quick sickness. After the first vomit episode I just fell asleep and had minor stomach cramps the next day

[Anonymous No.13036566]

>>13036421

How the fuck do you even get food poisoning from pizza?

I'm convinced 75% of 'food poisoning' is just people getting norovirus or something and blaming what they just ate.

[Anonymous No.13036586]

>>13036512
>smell of your own rancid shit makes you vomit harder
I wish I didn't know that feeling man

[Anonymous No.13036589]

>>13036388
>3 days before christmas
>go finish up my shopping
>stop at qdoba on the way home
>chicken queso burrito
>everything's fine until middle of the night
>wake up with terrible stomach cramps
>immediately shit my brains out
>stomach cramps get worse
>jump off shitter and vomit in shower
that was a fun christmas. felt like shit for 4 days
called to complain. they gave me 3 coupons for a free meal. gave them away. never been back to a qdoba.

[Anonymous No.13036593]

>>13036544
>third world countries (the USA
shitty bait

[Anonymous No.13036604]

First time was a bar/restaurant/music venue.
Chicken wings gone bad. I took only one bite. Knew immediately it was bad. Unfortunately I swallowed the bite. Sick for 3 days.

[Anonymous No.13036611]

>>13036593
If you ever leave the US and visit somewhere that isn't a resort in Jamaica or the DR, but actually a real country like in East Asia or Europe, you'll be in for a rude shock

Americans think America is this amazing space age beacon of modernity because America compares itself to Mexico and Guatemala

[Anonymous No.13036622]

>>13036611
>LOL LOOK HOW FEW MURRIKANS HAVE PASSPORTS!
why would you want to willingly leave the US to go somewhere shittier? sounds like a waste of time

[Anonymous No.13036625]

>>13036622
So which one of those red ones are you in?

[Anonymous No.13036627]

>>13036625
purple

[Anonymous No.13036646]

My worst was from eating a frozen dinner one morning about 3 am and then getting up about 8 am to drive to a major city about 400 miles away.

My first stop was in 50 miles. Another 30 miles to one city and had to stop three times passing through it. Another 2 or 3 stops in the next 75 miles. So in the first 150 miles, I had to stop 6 or 7 times. After that, I think I only had 3 stops in the next 250 miles.

That 400 miles took about 10 hours.

I had been intending to go fishing at a nearby lake and sleep there. Instead, I ended up getting a motel room and spent the night there.

The next day I made it to my meeting and then headed to another city about another 400 miles. This went faster with just a couple of stops, but I still felt rather queasy that night. After that, I didn't feel so bad and did about 500 miles the next day, spent the night and then 300 miles to my final destination for the trip of which about 150 miles was a sidetrip to my one of my all time favorite restaurants.

[Anonymous No.13036648]

>bought a super big gulp of horchata
>drink a quarter of it while driving back to work
>get violently sick
>nowhere to puke but back into the big gulp cup
>good thing I was on a empty stomach
>fill the cup back up to full
feel like shit for 3 days

fuckers at 7-11 didn't clean the spout

[Anonymous No.13036657]

>>13036566
Not sure to be honest. But I was not the only one. Around 5 other people go sick from the same pizza.

[Anonymous No.13036673]

>>13036648

I won't even consider eating food from a convenience store.

I knew one guy a few years ago who got a burrito cooked at the local convenience store on a Sunday, ate it, and didn't get out of the hospital until Thursday.

I've also heard of employees at that store dumping the mop water out of the bucket so that they can get ice for the ice machine. I've personally seen this done at another convenience store in a small town south of Houston, Texas.

Also, one night after shoveling snow from the parking lot at the local convenience store, the employee took off his wet socks and put them in a food warmer to dry them out. There's nothing quite like seeing the employees wet socks resting next to the food you had been planning on eating.

[Anonymous No.13036735]

>>13036388
When I was extremely sick with/from not sure what, I made myself poor man's gatorade by mixing water, salt, salt lite (potassium chloride), lemon juice, and sugar. It tasted pretty good, but I both mess up the ratios and consumed way too much. I ended up shitting my brains out far worse than I could have ever imagined. It was like I had done a massive salt water flush after days of already barely eating and experiencing constant diarrhea. I don't know if I've ever been that sick before. It came on really fast, and I couldn't stand to watch TV and was unable to read a paragraph of text for a full week. I guess that is a decent example of when you should go to the doctor, but I rode it out and was fine.

[Anonymous No.13036788]

>>13036388
bought the same chicken nuggets 3 different times. Always made me throw up. Bought it from LIDL. Fuck that shitty store.

[Anonymous No.13036795]

>>13036566
Cross contamination. Poorly stored ingredients

[Anonymous No.13036806]

>>13036388
not food poisoning but

>be early 20s
>doing a random road show event on weekend for extra cash
>the booth next to ours was selling infant formula
>they had drink stations set up with small cups for parents to have a sample
>at the end of the day everyone was packing up
>still 2 whole containers of infant milk left
"hey anon you wanna take some back? we can't keep them anyway, it'd be a waste to just pour them away"
>wow sure why not. jpg
>fill up 1+ bottles of the expensive infant milk
>get home
>chug an entire 1.5l bottle
>wow this is good I feel so nutritional
>go to bed after feeling full
>wake up in the middle of night to rush to the toilet
>pure liquid diarrhea just shooting out my ass
>literally like a waterfall
>shat so much i was literally tearing up

and that is the event where i found out I had adult onset lactose intolerance

[Anonymous No.13036932]

>>13036611
look mom I posted it again

[Anonymous No.13037029]

>>13036611
There isn't a pressing reason for most Americans to leave the country, and you can get a passport at any time. I don't think that is a big deal. I need to renew mine but don't plan on going anywhere for the foreseeable future. If I planned a last minute trip then I could go the the nearest embassy with my itinerary showing I'm leaving within 14 days and get a renewed one on the spot. It just costs more than the slower methods.

Cities in America are total shit though compared with so many other countries. The difference is often between major US cities and major foreign cities and also how nice less populated places are here.

[Anonymous No.13037063]

>eat lots of seafood
>next day had a nasty shit, seemed normal
>later on that day I felt very lightheaded but thought maybe I was just dehydrated
>instincts kicked in and I immediately ran to the washroom and projectile vomited into the toilet, emptying my stomach contains into the bowl
>had to shit so often that it was just water coming out my ass
>went on for almost a week, I had no energy and no appetite, it felt like I could actually die
>had a fever too and also liquid shit leaked out of my ass while I slept
I somehow recovered from all this and now I stay away from any seafood I dont recognize

[Anonymous No.13037079]

>>13036611
I dont think that at all, but we do have anything and everything here

[Anonymous No.13038505]

>>13036388
ate bad lobster on a friday
excruciating stomach pain, vomiting and migraine the friday night
migraines the rest of the weekend

[Anonymous No.13038516]

>>13036622
American is a giant burning dumpsterfire of a country. I’m a white American before you say something like “Fuck off shitskin.”

[Anonymous No.13038625]

>>13038516
The only shitty part of America is most of its major cities. The rest of it is nice

[Anonymous No.13038946]

>>13038625
Backwards. The only nice parts are some of the cities and wilderness areas. The rural areas and small towns are all shitholes, and a lot of the cities are also shitholes.

[Anonymous No.13038950]

>>13038946
This.

[Anonymous No.13038986]

>>13036388
never had food poisoning and I ate raw eggs like 6 times.
If your meat is slightly rotten just marinade it in sugary vinegar. Not chicken tho, chicken is like playing with fire, eat it fast or throw it out.
Fuck fish, too expensive just get smoked and canned shit for vitamin D or whatefver the shit or take pills of oil

[Anonymous No.13038989]

>be me on a week long school trip
>hungry one day, check bag
>3-day old tuna bagel that’s been incubating in my hot bag
>smells fine, know its a dumb idea to eat it but what the heck, I’m famished
>tastes fine, thoroughly satisfied with my meal

A week later and I was puking from both ends uncontrollably.

[Anonymous No.13039009]

>>13036611
Guys, this guy, this guy goes places guys. See how much better he is than you, he WENT somewhere.

[Anonymous No.13039016]

>>13036388
Ate plums straight from the tree.
They were all filthy from other animals eating in the tree and I got infected bad.
Dehydrated myself in two days and almost died because I didn't want to go to the hospital.
I ended up going, and spent two weeks hospitalised.
I'm a little wiser now.

[Anonymous No.13039030]

>>13036525
Is that why child mortality was literally inexistent before basic sanitation was a thing?

[Anonymous No.13039091]

I went to Aldi a few months ago and got these "Ultimate Chicken Skewers" with mango and lime sauce. They were frozen, and I'd had them before, so I knew they were good. The recommended time said to cook them for 40 minutes, so I did them for 60 to be SUPER SAFE.

I ate them later, and realised something wasn't right. Cut to the next morning where I almost shit myself to death. I was shitting hot liquid fire nonstop, every 30 minutes for a full day. Despite not really eating anything so FUCK KNOWS what I was shitting out.

Thank CHRIST I was already off work for a week. I had to phone my brother and ask him to bring me round some fruit. I could barely get off the couch, so I dropped the keys out of the window and he had to let himself in. I spent the next 3 days eating pineapple, oranges and grapes. I have never been so sick in my entire life

[Anonymous No.13039118]

>>13038946
I find most rural areas pretty great desu. Just slow and a little behind the times.

[Anonymous No.13039120]

>>13038516
>I’m white
Only when it fits the narrative, right kike?

[Anonymous No.13039137]

>Be me in Afghanistan
>filthy POG
>escorting local merchant around afghan army base
>Good times everyone loves the merchant
>afghan guard decides to share his meal with us
>purple goat and rice
>eat with our hands out of the same bowl
>Finish dutys
>eat dinner and some more food
>Feel really really full
>stomach bloated
>Puke and shit my brains out
>wake up the next day naked on hospital bed with IVs
>do it all again the next week
>purple goat is really good

[Anonymous No.13039153]

is this the thread I can use to ask about whether food in my fridge is safe?
Ive been asking questions randomly in other threads and hoping for useful responses

[Anonymous No.13039203]

>>13036388
>/ck/ tell us your food poisoning experience
OK
>be me
>decide to do some old school greentexting
>be a few years ago
>ate some leftover Sauerkraut for dinner
>had to get on a flight early morning
>hmmm… that's weird, why does it feel like I have to take a shit? Normally, after my morning shit, I'm good until the evening.
>Fuuuuu… why do I really have to shit now?
>fuck up some poor airport toilet
>oh, well, guess that's about it
>some small regional connector flight (Dash 8 or similar size)
>Oh, fuck, not again.
>Fuck, I really have to shit now!
>Diarrhea in a tiny plane toilet
>oh, well, guess now that's really about it
>wrong
>Diarrhea and puking in a tiny plane toilet
>somehow managed to neither ruin my clothes nor the toilet
>finally, firm ground!
>had to take a bus from the planes parking position to the gate
>get onto the bus, grab a hold
>cramp up so hard that I could not let go of the fucking hold
>had to ask some random dude to please pry open my fingers so that I could leave the damn bus
>next flight
>look so shit that the stewardess wanted to refuse to let me on the plane, fearing for a medical emergency mid flight
Heated up Sauerkraut, never again

[Anonymous No.13040010]

>>13039153
How old is it, what is it?

[Anonymous No.13040029]

>30 years old
>never had food poisoning despite eating all sorts of questionable garbage
My luck will probably run out and my first tune will be excruciating.

[Anonymous No.13040035]

This isn't traditional food poisoning but whatever. I was 15 or so and had heard you can trip on morning glory seeds. Even though I knew the difference I somehow made the dumbass mistake of collecting a bunch of clematis seeds and eating them. For the next few hours I felt like I was literally going to die, intense burning stomache pains, sweating likr a pig and incredible nausea. Eventually I fell asleep half hoping I would die it all felt so terrible. Probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.

[Anonymous No.13040051]

>>13040035

There's one common spice that is an hallucinogen in large quantities. An old friend of mine who was really into drugs said that he tried it once and described it as the worst high he ever had. He said that it gave him a very severe nausea and for the entire trip he was crapping and puking all over the place.

[Anonymous No.13040055]

>>13036388
Never had food poisoning AMA

[Anonymous No.13040074]

I had food poisoning twice in college. Both times, it was on steak night.

The first time was in a military style dining hall with one seating and waiters bringing the food out to you. Many people got food poisoning that night.

The second was in a normal dining hall where you walked in any time they were open and got your food. The next morning, the clinic was packed with people.

They took us about 20 or 30 at a time, verified that we all ate at the same dining hall the night before, and gave us some kind of medicine. (That's the only time I ever had a group medical consult.) From talking to others there and in the dorm, those who got sick all went into the dining hall to eat in about a 15 minute window and ate the corn. If they didn't eat the corn, they didn't get sick. If they went in earlier or later, they didn't get sick.

[Anonymous No.13040080]

>>13036388
Ate around 500g walnuts the day after christmas and I puked uncontrollably for around 3 days

[Anonymous No.13040092]

>>13040051
nutmeg.

nutmeg essential oil (if it's pure, coldpressed and high quality) bypasses the nausea
5ml and you'll be out for two days.

[Anonymous No.13040113]

>>13040092

Yeah.

I didn't want to identify the spice in case some people might be tempted by it.

I like it on ice cream. One time I added about half a nut to it and regretted that all night. I can't imagine how someone can stand to eat enough to make them hallucinate.

[Anonymous No.13040552]

>be me
>a few days before Christmas
>staying at my dad's house for a few days
>decide to stop by a small mexican restaurant that I used to go to a lot when I still lived nearby
>get my usual bean, rice, and cheese burrito with extra house salsa on the side
>take it back home and enjoy it while watching TV
>feel full
>a while later still feel strangely full
>later still and the feeling is starting to get uncomfortable
>feel a fart coming on
>happy since it will relieve some of the pressure
>let it rip
>it wasn't a fart
>do that awkward shit-your-pants run to the bathroom
>sit on toilet and release the rest of the onslaught
>smells awful
>stomach pain gets worse
>notice my mouth is starting to fill with drool
>ohshit.jpg
>panicking because I can't stop shitting but know what's coming next
>use all my strength to hold my butthole closed while I do a 180 and vomit into the toilet
>vomiting into shit-filled toilet
>splash-back onto face
>hit the flusher and wish I had thought to do that sooner
>resume the purge after vomiting finishes
>after all is said and done go and sit down in shower and try to wash the shame away

[Anonymous No.13040917]

Only time I ever had food poisoning I had to go to the hospital because I couldn't keep anything in my stomach.
Shit sucked:
>wake up with explosive diarreah
>end up puking my guts out an hour later
>feel like shit and call out of work, figure it will pass
>vomit up every last bit of bile in my stomach
>run out of solid to shit so it's just lava liquid
>puke up water in 10 minutes after drinking it
>the thought of my endless vomit caused more vomiting
>realize I'm going to die of dehydration
>covered in sweat and snot I have to wait in the ER for 2 hours while my throat closes up from dryness and I'm trying not to shit myself
In the end the ER trip was based, I got some anti-nauseatic that I rejected so they gave me a shot of it that knocked me out for 3 hours while I was hooked to a saline IV. I've never done heroin, but goddamn was that saline soothing, I imagine that's what it feels like to shoot up.

[Anonymous No.13040948]

>>13036388
Still don't know what did me in, but I woke up at like 11 at night on the verge of shitting myself with insane nausea. Dragged myself to the bathroom, managed to get everything in the bowl. Spent the better part of 30 hours just laying there, shitting and puking frequently, trying to sleep when I could. Couldn't keep any water down for almost 20 hours. Couldn't keep any food down for 30. When the fever finally broke I was so hungry I felt ill from hunger and could barely keep anything down. Took two more days for me to recover.

[Anonymous No.13040991]

>pissing out the ass, cold sweats and the worst stomachache I've ever had
>also it was finals week in college
Thanks to Immodium™ I somehow managed but holy hell that was one of the worst weeks of my life.

[Anonymous No.13041038]

>>13039203
I cant even imagine how you got sick from sauerkraut. Especially heated up. Was there meat in it?

[Anonymous No.13041090]

thought I was smart eating only the salads from mcdonalds
all going good, getting extra chicken on the southwest salad
see some weird wet dark green lettuce, thinking nothing of it eat it
next 4 days keep burbing up what smelled like rotten eggs
never eat a fast food salad ever again in my life

[Anonymous No.13041512]

I got alcohol poisoning i think when i was an intern at the senate. I drank so much and couldn’t move from my bed for 2 days.

I also got some bad shits last week from a cookie i ate from Whole Foods

About 2 months ago i got sick for a week from my dad’s cooking. Started out as food poisoning then went into general wickedness.

Really fucking shitty

[Anonymous No.13041809]

I got sick from eating thanksgiving leftovers. I got diarrhea so bad it was coming out clear. no vomiting though.

My mom got sick from eating food at a wake. The next day she was shitting blood. She freaked out and went to the emergency room. She thought she was going to die or something. They gave her antibiotics and sent her home

[Anonymous No.13041817]

>>13041038
Don't know either, but it happened again, also Sauerkraut and also before a trip (no planes though). And my third food poisoning was when I was in the US and finally got to try the famous, shitty pizza hut.
And I once had norovirus, that was much worse (lying in bed, every single muscle cramped up so hard that I was in utter agony, just screaming and crying, which I could eventually turn into an "callaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaaambulance, IIIIIIIIIIII'm dyyyyyyyyyyying!!!!!" wailing), so I'm convinced those three times it was only food poisoning.
Funnily, I didn't have any issues when I was in SE Asia, besides two days of not so optimal shitting, until my stomach fauna had adjustet.

[Anonymous No.13043571]

>>13036388
I used to order from Papa John's regularly until one night I got so sick that I ended up going to the worst hospital my city in an ambulance. Then 2 weeks later I had the worse constipation ever. The x-rays had little pebbles of shit everywhere. After that I used to hyperventilate every time I went into a pizza shop. The smell from it serves as an awful reminder of that night.

So essentially, I no longer eat any dish that has tomato sauce + cheese together. I always find alternatives to eat when I go out or I make different versions at home.

[Anonymous No.13043578]

>>13038625
>shithole rural areas
>nice

Don't think so.

[Anonymous No.13043872]

>>13036388
I helped my boss cater a vegan cruise, tried everything including the weird indian desserts, woke up that night with stomach pains so bad that I cried, and then projectile vomited all over my bathroom. Fuck vegan food

[Anonymous No.13044247]

I never had food poisoning. I attribute it mainly to all the undercooked meat I consume. People are pussies these days.

[Anonymous No.13044363]

>>13036417
LOL

[Anonymous No.13044371]

>>13036406
Eating blue waffle with syrup is never a smart choice

[Anonymous No.13044378]

>>13036388
Went to mexico
Nuff said
Shat water for 30+ days
Last day in mexico shits came back to normal
Would do again