/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13027933]

Thinking of an hero. Fantasizing about last meal desserts.

Ice cream thread
inb4

[Anonymous No.13027943]

>>13027933
seems like your life has taken a rocky road.

[Anonymous No.13027945]

If you're gonna go out, at least ruin something for everyone so your life wouldn't have been a total waste.
Go dress up in a weeb crossplay outfit and claim anime made you do it or whatever.

[Anonymous No.13027956]

Heavenly Hash, so you can taste the afterlife before you experience it forever.

[Anonymous No.13027962]

>>13027943
Oof, my dignity.

[Anonymous No.13027963]

>>13027943
That made me laugh. Check it out:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uNRXAg0e09

[Anonymous No.13027968]

Why not trying to radically change your life before ending it for good? Go on an adventure and see if you can't find enough of a reason to keep living, if it doesn't work out you can always kill yourself later.

[Anonymous No.13027971]

>>13027945
What makes you think I want to be remembered?

[Anonymous No.13027974]

>>13027968
He's a weak willed piece of shit, if he had the capacity to do that he wouldn't be crying about wanting to end his life on the internet.

[Anonymous No.13027989]

>>13027933
>all that chocolate
That is shit ice cream, good ice cream flavor is strawberry ice cream with small bits of strawberry in it.

[Anonymous No.13028000]

>>13027968
Sigh. Early 30s long time coming multiple attempts, travelled, drugs, looked for meaning in religion and ideology. Nothing, friends blissfully gone and have lives, family literally hates me and implicitly distrusts everything I say as crackpot. I'm done with the endless loop of failure and being the only one feeling bad for me. I'm just done.

[Anonymous No.13028010]

>>13028000
See, there's your problem.
You live for others and their approval.
Live for yourself, hedonism is the only valid way to live your life.

[Anonymous No.13028017]

>>13027974
A child's prose. Teenagers haven't lived long enough to literally comprehend my pain. This isn't a hormone or puberty thing.

[Anonymous No.13028022]

>>13027974
True. I feel like many suicidal people mistake boredom for pain. Suicide by way of apathy. Shame.

[Anonymous No.13028033]

>>13028000
Boo-fucking-hoo, that's life shit heel. Sounds like you have it better than literally 99% of the world. You're being a whiny faggot, time to man up.

[Anonymous No.13028055]

>>13028017
>Teenagers haven't lived long enough to literally comprehend my pain
Oh, yea? Huh, I'll let all the child laborers and poverty stricken starving children in the world know you whiny fucking bitch. How about dedicating your life to helping others? That would give you some purpose. You won't do it though, since you're a self centered attention seeking cunt, despite it likely solving your depression outright.

[Anonymous No.13028058]

>>13027968
what i think anon is trying to say is " try heroin" people suck dick for it for a reason

[Anonymous No.13028060]

>>13028017
>Teenagers haven't lived long enough to literally comprehend my pain.
Weird, because that is definitely what an edgy whiny teenager going through "baby's first depression" would say. Hmmm, weird.

[Anonymous No.13028061]

>>13027989
kys

[Anonymous No.13028064]

this one

[Anonymous No.13028065]

>>13028010
you can't live up to trips stfu

[Anonymous No.13028066]

>>13028000
Give.

[Anonymous No.13028089]

May as well eat all 6, not like it matters anymore

[Anonymous No.13028090]

>>13028000
wow this loser just wants peoples approval. kindly do kill yourself you waste of life

[Anonymous No.13028102]

>>13028017
the kid in this picture was 17 when he killed himself, but not before he assassinated the leader of the japanese communist party.

[Anonymous No.13028111]

>>13028055
How are you supposed to help others when you cant help yourself.

[Anonymous No.13028124]

>>13028111
>How are you supposed to help others when you cant help yourself.
By just starting to help others. You'll eventualy come to the conclusion that 1) you don't have it so bad and 2) helping those less fortunate than you is a worthy purpose to continue living for.

OP needs perspective to get over himself, and volunteering accomplishes that pretty effectively. Volunteer at a soup kitchen, children's hospital, food drive, animal shelter, there are endless avenues to easily help others. Stop worrying about yourself and help others, "self help" comes later.

[Anonymous No.13028126]

>>13027933
Imagine having depression lol

[Anonymous No.13028159]

>Go to a cooking board, mention depression

>Literally all replies are internet tough guys pretending to know what they are talking about because they can pepe and wikipedia and not about the food asked for.


Hoo wee

[Anonymous No.13028165]

>>13028159
The thread was never about food, it was about OP fishing for self esteem.

[Anonymous No.13028169]

>>13028000
>writing sigh
go for it, do a fucking barrel roll while you're at it

[Anonymous No.13028174]

>>13028165
cept i didnt go in depth until I was asked about. In fact please stop and actually post some ice cream.

[Anonymous No.13028180]

>>13028169
roger will do

[Anonymous No.13028185]

>>13028174
>Thinking of an hero.
This is what your post started with.
>cept i didnt go in depth until I was asked about
Which was the entire point of you making this thinly veiled thread.
>In fact please stop and actually post some ice cream.
No, that would be off topic for this thread.

[Anonymous No.13028200]

>>13028185
You know some people have better things to do with their time than play mind games with the paranoid. Like anything else.

[Anonymous No.13028206]

>>13028124
I've been a homeless prostitute before. Now i have a roof above my head and chances of doing something worthy again getting training its not better at all. I should be grateful to have gotten acesss into this part of society again. Its even worse now having no reason to be like this tho.

[Anonymous No.13028213]

>>13027989
Lol I'm so glad I'm not you

>tonight dough
>everything but the...
>half baked

Top 3 B&J flavors, folks.

Theres a local place called molly Moon's that does orgasmic ice creams but its 10$ per pint so I save it for special occasion

[Anonymous No.13028219]

>>13028000
Have you ever tried giving service to others, or is consuming all you've ever done ?

[Anonymous No.13028227]

>>13028111
This is the most normie, lack-of-thought response. Go serve. Volunteer or join a monastery.

[Anonymous No.13028240]

>>13028219
I donate O+ blood whenever I can, I've given hundreds to Heifer and Mercy Ships.

[Anonymous No.13028260]

>>13028219
And when my depression wasnt so bad, I volunteered at a sick and injured wild life rehabilitation clinic that worked out of an old house for local wild life. Deer, squirrels, ground hogs, occasional bird of prey.

[Anonymous No.13028295]

>>13027933
The pucker up sorbet was good

[Anonymous No.13028337]

>>13028000
have you tried the ISLAM yet

[Anonymous No.13028347]

cherry garcia

[Anonymous No.13028495]

>>13027933
make sure to livestream it

[Anonymous No.13028501]

>>13027933
ill go with a coffee gelato with chunks of caramel chocolate in it. also i just had a bourbon toffee chocolate chip cookie and it was the best cookie i've ever tasted in my life. it was so indulgent that i felt bad for eating it.

[Anonymous No.13028524]

>>13028206
Look your going through the waves of depression right now. Understand that what you're feeling is temporary. It's okay to cry, complain, whatever. It's good that you made this thread. It shows that despite the fact that you feel like there's no hope, you making this thread says otherwise. You don't really want to kill yourself, you just want to stop feeling what you're feeling. Realize that it is possible to overcome what you're going through. You seem to have been through a lot and I think you underestimate yourself. You've managed to make it this far. I think you can make it through this. You should buy ice cream regardless, and enjoy it. Stay strong my friend.

[Anonymous No.13028985]

>>13027933
make sure to live stream it so we can post it here

[Anonymous No.13029003]

>>13027933
Two pints of mint chocolate chip

[Anonymous No.13029029]

>>13028058
not because they like it, they do, but because they're phisically addicted, if they don't take it their whole body hurts like mad

[Anonymous No.13029034]

>>13028524
What happens if it's already felt this way for years?

[Anonymous No.13029067]

>>13029029
i sick of this lie, have you ever tried it? its fucking great and if you don't go overboard with it its not even bad for you. If it wasn't illegal you would be able to buy 5lbs bags of at the store for $5 just like sugar and nobody would be sucking dick for it.

[Anonymous No.13029071]

>>13029067
lrn2 phisical effects of long term use of heroin
>lie
stupid nigga

[Anonymous No.13029086]

>>13029071
Not him but what about the long term uses of sugar that so many gobble and chug down regularly? Fucked up diabetics who can't walk all over and we try to help them out instead of throwing them in jail. And it doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed to put a bit of sugar in my tea or make jam or whatever.

[Anonymous No.13029093]

Don't an hero.

You can always just live on welfare and play video games and watch porn all day

[Anonymous No.13029099]

>>13029086
that was the point i was trying to make about 5lbs bags of sugar. And honestly opioids are no worse then Xanax and doctors have no problem dishing those out to half the country but opioids are some kind of boogeyman due to years of brain washing.

[Anonymous No.13029103]

>>13029099
Yeah I'm right there with you. It's fucked.

[Anonymous No.13029129]

>>13029099
>>13029103
if a medic supervises your dosage, there should be no problem, but if your dosage is driven by your adiction, then there's problem, you become a yunkie, I've seen several, those people aren't living, they're just thinking about the next dose to calm their pain and enjoy the high a bit, if you think this is a myth you're fucking retarded, go ask a yunkie yourself

[Anonymous No.13029216]

Anything by Sarah Lee is pretty fucking good from what I've had. I wanted to try the one in the picture but I opted for dulce de leche instead. This one still looks really good tho.

[Anonymous No.13029221]

>>13029129
i self medicated with it for 7 years for a back injury because i couldn't get proper medication and quit when i needed a job that drug tested. The people that self destruct will self destruct one way or another whether it be H. ,Alcohol or eating themselves to death which is now the most common way due to drugs being not as available and the risk of getting caught being higher. There is a chemical imbalance in their brain and they're grasping for whatever fixes it even if just for a short burst from a candy bar. All im saying is we have way more people self destructing with food then we ever had with drugs so whats really worse?

[Anonymous No.13029228]

Mint chocolate chip, but it has to be the green kind otherwise it doesn't taste as good. Also its one of the only ice creams i bother to put in a cone and enjoy slowly

[Anonymous No.13029232]

OP get you some french vanilla ice cream and put it in some A&W Root beer and have a nice float

[Anonymous No.13029235]

>>13029221
food is long and slow way to death, heroin is the fast lane, also medication is not comparable to fucking injecting heroin most likely

[Anonymous No.13029240]

>>13029129
I'm not disagreeing with that, but spending time as I do on a cooking forum and out in the world I think it's all to similar to what others do with salt, fat and sugar which are all also deadly and life destroying when not used properly.

The fundamental question is, do you think a person should be allowed to binge on McDonald's until they're an obese mass of fat that falls into a diabetic coma? Or drink until their liver is shriveled and dead. Or should the government or some other group step in to force them to change? If you agree with the former, then what is the justification for not allowing heroin? If you agree with the later, then how far does it go?

[Anonymous No.13029256]

>>13029235
Oxycontin overdose epidemic says hi.

[Anonymous No.13029269]

>>13027933

If you’re every in Michigan, try Blue Moon ice cream. The taste is indescribable.

[Anonymous No.13029279]

>>13029235
Heroin is made out of morphine which is a medication, in fact heroin was invented by Bayer as a more efficient, less addictive and less negative side effects alternative to morphine and both are non toxic so the only way it will kill you is if you overdose or catch something from a used needle.

[Anonymous No.13029285]

>heroin and ice cream
now this is a good bread

[Anonymous No.13029291]

>>13029269
you could almost say the taste.... is to die for

[Anonymous No.13029305]

>>13029291
Where's the pun?

[Anonymous No.13029310]

>>13029305
OP's considering to anhero

[Anonymous No.13029313]

btw OP, screw heroin, do LSD, or better yet, do both, make sure to get a high enough dose of LSD so you have strong visual allucinations

[Anonymous No.13029314]

>>13029305
Makes sense, I was overthinking it. I thought you meant the colour dye of the ice cream.

[Anonymous No.13029315]

>>13027933
>Fantasizing about last meal
You know, I was contemplating sudoku as well, but never thought about any last meal.
That's a good idea. Cheer myself up a bit before the end.

[Anonymous No.13029322]

>>13028240
Donating blood and money doesn't help your feelings. Donating time might

[Anonymous No.13029327]

>>13029315
>not including drugs and hookers
go out like a boss, a mass shooting as the icing on the cake

[Anonymous No.13029339]

>>13029327
I don't want to go out like an attwhore.
Just found the idea cool.

[Anonymous No.13029347]

>>13029339
I'd find where all the jewish bankers dwell and give them hell 2bh, with their kids included if possible

[Anonymous No.13029366]

>>13029347
Find when is the next Bohemian Grove meeting and light'em up.

[Anonymous No.13029377]

>>13029366
But you need their kids too. Something really sophisticated is needed for this.

[Anonymous No.13029423]

>>13029313
if you want visuals DMT is the only way to go, LSD is more introspective, OP should do Shrooms they'll give him a great happy uplift that will reset his mindset

[Anonymous No.13029439]

>>13029423
LSD in high enough dose gives you visuals

[Anonymous No.13029455]

>>13029439
yea but not in a uplifting way that OP needs

[Anonymous No.13029463]

this thread is more /b/ then /b/ has been in awhile and that is just sad since its a blue board.

Also OP make homemade ice cream sandwiches out of soft cookies and your favorite ice cream

[Anonymous No.13029464]

>>13029455
just take more LSD, easy, if you really need to trip your ass of just do Ayahuaska

[Anonymous No.13029494]

>>13029464
>Ayahuaska
is DMT but taken orally so you get a long less intense trip instead of smoking the DMT which will knock you into a different dimension for 15 min'ish

[Anonymous No.13029514]

>>13029494
I feel like DMT is very meme, Ayahuaska is what Shamans made/did for thousands of years, and it's supposed to take you on a journey, instead of a 2 minutes high

[Anonymous No.13029561]

>>13029514
fair enough but there is a fair amount of vomiting and you need a MAOI uptake inhibitor because your body will metabolize the DMT and you'll get no effect. The shaman actually learn it from the leopards otherwise nobody would have ever known that you need to eat two different plant to trip

[Anonymous No.13029563]

>>13029561
>>13029514
>fair amount of vomiting
meaning not for inexperienced tripper because that can really freak you out

[Anonymous No.13029570]

>>13029561
>>13029563
you're supposed to take it a shaman

[Anonymous No.13029610]

>>13029034
As someone who's gone through exactly what op is going through, it was a long time for me too. Just know with the desired effort it is possible to do it. No it's not easy, but neither is anything worthwhile in life. It basically boils down to how much you want to get better. The trick is to not lose hope, to just know that things really do get better if you put in the work, but that's with anything in life. I'm not promising some snake oil bullshit. I just know from being able to relate to the OP that it's truly possible to overcome this.

[Anonymous No.13029663]

>>13027943
I hope you get charged if they actually end up dead.

[Anonymous No.13029689]

>>13029663
>unironically using "they" as singular
Hello tourist, kindly kill yourself and then go back to whatever shithole you came from. Your kind is not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.13029711]

>>13027933
2 tabs of 100ug 1p-LSD and a yellow peach

[Anonymous No.13029820]

>>13029689
Who said I was using it unironically? They want to an hero so likely a tranny. How fucking stupid are you?

[Anonymous No.13029839]

>>13029820
That's still a guy, not a "they". How fucking stupid are you?

[Anonymous No.13029955]

>>13028033
Stfu roastie kike
You are responsible for the thousands of people in OP situation

[Anonymous No.13029963]

>>13029839
Are ftm not equally suicidal and deserving of death? How stupid are you.

[Anonymous No.13029995]

>>13029955
dubs confirm

[Anonymous No.13029996]

>>13029963
Let's break it down, shall we.

The chance that OP is:
a faggot - 100%
a guy - 100%
a tranny - ~1%
a girl - 0%, there are no girls on the internet, unless timestamped proof to the contrary has been provided.

Since no such evidence has been provided, we can safely conclude that OP is a guy and adress him as such.

[Anonymous No.13029998]

>>13029996

[Anonymous No.13030017]

>>13029689
t. triggered

[Anonymous No.13030055]

hi

[Anonymous No.13030059]

>>13030055
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.13030067]

>>13030055
>reeee using your network is raycis

[Anonymous No.13030090]

>>13029955
>You are responsible for the thousands of people in OP situation
In what way? Enlighten me.
>Stfu roastie kike
I'm a white, masculine male with a 152 IQ, so wrong on all accounts. Suicide culture and "depression" are literally Jewish inventions btw.

If you're a male and "depressed" it's time to put aside childish things, be a man for once in your life and get over it. Depression is for women and kikes.

[Anonymous No.13030101]

>>13030090
>white masculine male with 152 IQ
Holy fuck, how insecure is this guy? Also, shoutout to freeiqtest.com for their flattering results!

[Anonymous No.13030165]

>>13030090
>152 IQ
but uses reddit spacing? doesn't having a high IQ mean you're good at recognizing patterns?

[Anonymous No.13030179]

>>13030165
Not him but reddit spacing is two line breaks.

[Anonymous No.13030343]

>>13027933
Serious question OP, has your family been abusive to you? Or are they pushing you away because you've been acting crazy? It may be hard to know from your perspective but look deep, and if it is you and they want to help but keep failing then it might be time to trust them some more.

If your dad raped you or something like that though then fuck it all and take him with you.

[Anonymous No.13031171]

>>13027943
ye

[Anonymous No.13031190]

>>13028000
go and make something of yourself. You have nothing to lose right? Do things you’ve always wanted to do. It’s never too late. Some of the most influential and well respected people have been exactly where you are right now. Fight today or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.13031229]

>>13030179

reddit spacing is literally whatever you want it to be because it's a made up term that never referred to anything specific

it used to be when you put a break between the reply number and the rest of your post

now it's any line break over 1