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Nothing like some drinks with my typewriter!

>> No.13027560

>>13027503
>unironically taking a typewriter to a bar

Everyone there thinks you're an asshole, especially the bartender, you tryhard pseud.

>> No.13027574

>>13027560
>not owning your own bar so you can be violently drunk and abusive towards your patrons while doing all the funky and weird things you want to

shaggy doggy

>> No.13027598

>>13027574
Even if you actually own the bar in pic related, which I highly doubt, no one is impressed by the fact that you're using a typewriter to write your shitty YA novel while drinking soybeers and shots. If anything, your doing this is deterring customers from patronizing there. Oh, did I mention how much of a contrived faggot you are?

>> No.13027615

>>13027598
honesty i think this is pretty cool: ****as long as he isn't a liberal****
if i go to a bar and see a guy with a typewriter and he's writing an essay about the jews, i'm buying that man a drink.

>> No.13027625

>>13027615
edgelord

>> No.13027632

>>13027615
but you have to be 21 to purchase alcohol

>> No.13027643

>>13027503
typewriters can't drink, they'll just start drunk texting lol

>> No.13027644

>>13027625
>>13027632
seething

>> No.13028912

Why would someone do this?

>> No.13028914

>>13027632
Kek

>> No.13028921
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>>13027503
I like to unwind with some music after I’ve hammered out a chapter or two.

>> No.13028922

Did I ever tell you about the man that taught his asshole to speak?

>> No.13028992

>>13027503
>typewriter
>whiskey chaser

Out out pseud-san

>> No.13028995

>>13027503
>one upping the hipsters who bring their laptops to "write"
>CLICKETY CLACK CLACK
>deny everyone conversation by drowning out their speech
based

>> No.13028999
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>>13028921
>there's a woman at the same table as him
>he has a gf

>> No.13029191

>>13028912
To get attention. Same reason a lot of people post here, honestly.

>> No.13029719
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13029719

The only thing better than a typewriter at a bar is two typewriters at a bar.

>> No.13029751

>>13027632
gottem

>> No.13029783

>>13027503
>>13029719
if I were the bartender I would ask them to take that shit and leave.

>> No.13029908

>>13028921
I had a number of pairs of those headphones. They're just poor quality chinkshit with a faux retro aesthetic.

>> No.13029926

>>13029783
You wouldn't do shit. You would be too afraid of losing your shit job. You would serve them with a smile.

>> No.13030928

What's a typewriter?

>> No.13030945

>>13028921
Reminder that hipsters almost always have poor taste in beer and rarely drink craft.

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>>13027503

>> No.13032651

>>13029783
I'm going to guess it's the bar's gimmick.

>> No.13032697

>>13030945
this is what i always say on here but no one believes me because the hipster boogeyman

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13032905

>>13027503
>tfw will never have the wit, creativity, or perspective to make a living drinking martinis and writing novels

>> No.13032916

>>13032905
Not saying that great novelists aren’t talented but a lot of it comes down to connections and class most of the time

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>>13032916
>tfw will never have connections or class
I didn't think it could get worse.

>> No.13032988

>>13029908
what did you expect? this guy is listening to his vinyl records with a cheap plastic portable turntable. Those usually destroy the grooves of a vinyl after just a few listenings because the arm doesn't have a counterweight and can't be calibrated.