WebM Thread

[Anonymous No.13026545]

[Anonymous No.13026555]

[Anonymous No.13026563]

[Anonymous No.13026567]

[Anonymous No.13026569]

damn I guess it doesn't specify that it has to be human food

[Anonymous No.13026572]

blease post egg

[Anonymous No.13026577]

>>13026555
vile

[Anonymous No.13026578]

[Anonymous No.13026585]

>>13026569

[Anonymous No.13026592]

[Anonymous No.13026597]

[Anonymous No.13026606]

>>13026545
damn I wish birds had lips. Imagine the deep throat.

[Anonymous No.13026608]

[Anonymous No.13026616]

[Anonymous No.13026621]

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[Anonymous No.13026627]

[Anonymous No.13026638]

[Anonymous No.13026639]

[Anonymous No.13026642]

[Anonymous No.13026646]

[Anonymous No.13026649]

>>13026545
epic feast, how does he fly after that?

[Anonymous No.13026651]

[Anonymous No.13026655]

[Anonymous No.13026659]

[Anonymous No.13026663]

This is the kind of shit that normies gets impressed by
They're the kind of people who thinks it's neat to get your food served on a shovel at a hip restaurant

[Anonymous No.13026670]

[Anonymous No.13026676]

>>13026578
>this kills the cuttlefish

[Anonymous No.13026679]

>>13026592
Looks nice and easy, I'll try it

[Anonymous No.13026683]

>>13026627
The goose strikes again.

[Anonymous No.13026684]

[Anonymous No.13026686]

>>13026676
Just helps them sleep.

[Anonymous No.13026700]

[Anonymous No.13026703]

>>13026646
How can you work in a kitchen and not know how to make an omelet?

[Anonymous No.13026710]

>>13026651
wtf is going on here?
Was it a mass shooting?

[Anonymous No.13026712]

>>13026624
Meme's aside is this good? Amerifat here that really loves fish.

[Anonymous No.13026715]

[Anonymous No.13026719]

>>13026555
You can tell it's a Brit because he has to use a toy knife

[Anonymous No.13026731]

>>13026627
LOL
stupid bitch

[Anonymous No.13026733]

[Anonymous No.13026744]

[Anonymous No.13026747]

[Anonymous No.13026759]

>>13026624
Do bongs really?

[Anonymous No.13026775]

>>13026759
Spend that much time to burn a pie only to crush it with the side of a fork? Apparently.

[Anonymous No.13026776]

>>13026659
Damn, that looks good.

[Anonymous No.13026778]

>>13026555
This would be leagues better if it were something like a roasted bell pepper stuffed with avocado and cheese and then wrapped in bacon instead of just a whole dang avocado.

[Anonymous No.13026780]

[Anonymous No.13026790]

>>13026712
It's pretty decent for filling, heart warming food, although that one looks pretty dry to be honest.

[Anonymous No.13026794]

>>13026578
Holy shit imagine immediately turning clear when you die.

[Anonymous No.13026805]

[Anonymous No.13026812]

[Anonymous No.13026814]

>>13026670
>Don't want to touch raw chicken?
Disgusting. Imagine being so disconnected from the realities of your diet to where you refuse to handle raw animal flesh.

[Anonymous No.13026817]

>>13026638
This is what happens when you only ever eat fast food and pizza

[Anonymous No.13026820]

>>13026814

[Anonymous No.13026826]

>>13026608
I know the "America puts sugar in everything" joke is a thing.

But I had idea Heinz beans were gonna taste like that. Not bad, but I thought they'd taste something like Bush's and was surprised.

[Anonymous No.13026831]

>>13026826
I'd assume they mostly taste like ketchup. American "baked beans" aren't anything like bong beans. I don't know why yuropoors always try to compare them.

[Anonymous No.13026834]

>>13026649
Sometimes they stick to the ground and take a nap, bit risky while foxes abound

[Anonymous No.13026837]

[Anonymous No.13026840]

>>13026555
awful man

[Anonymous No.13026857]

>>13026820
Is the chicken ok?

[Anonymous No.13026858]

[Anonymous No.13026870]

[Anonymous No.13026872]

>>13026814
Chicken is no problem, but getting ground beef under your finger nails just triggers my autism big time.

[Anonymous No.13026873]

[Anonymous No.13026877]

[Anonymous No.13026894]

>>13026651
stop posting this garbage

[Anonymous No.13026908]

I wonder if it'd be nasty if you made the waffle batter out of the leftover flour dredge? It'd have the same seasonings, and the waffle iron would kill the dead chicken bacteria right?

I'm not very tempted to try that out though

[Anonymous No.13026909]

>>13026894

[Anonymous No.13026914]

>>13026670
The pussification of the West is complete

[Anonymous No.13026920]

>>13026676
more like the CUTEtlefish

[Anonymous No.13026937]

[Anonymous No.13026951]

[Anonymous No.13026952]

>>13026873
Oh fuck yeah, the poor man's Chicken Cordon Bleu. This was like my go to meal for Date Night meals when I was younger.

Pro Tip: I know it's anecdotal but if you're dating someone who doesn't know how to cook, make this but still call it Cordon Bleu. So many people will act like you're wizard or something.

Millennial woman eat this shit up, because the majority of them know only know how to make fucking Knorr pasta sides and Kraft mac n cheese. It's really tragic desu.

[Anonymous No.13026966]

>>13026951
Nothing like enriching the locals.

[Anonymous No.13026968]

>>13026873
highly innovative.

[Anonymous No.13026972]

>>13026952

[Anonymous No.13026977]

>>13026670
what a bunch of pussies.

[Anonymous No.13026982]

>>13026966

[Anonymous No.13026986]

>>13026820
Does this also work for shedding dogs?

[Anonymous No.13026994]

>>13026972
super fat hands.

[Anonymous No.13026996]

>>13026684
I don't know it anybody else saw this, maybe I am the only one. The way he wrote butter. Not just once, but on three separate occasions did he spell it "buttah". That's hilarious! He spelled it incorrectly! How captivating! What a free spirit! Just by doing this one simple thing he set the tone for the recipe--this isn't just any ordinary recipe. This is a FUN recipe! Buttah milk. Buttah. Maple goodness. Fucking brilliant.

[Anonymous No.13027000]

[Anonymous No.13027012]

>>13026563
What the fuck kind of beer bottle is that?

[Anonymous No.13027025]

>>13027000
Trips of insanity. Stall sells shoving flaming leaves into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.13027031]

>>13026545
and I thought seeing a Gull kill and eat a pigeon was weird

[Anonymous No.13027059]

>>13026616
I fucking love kids so much.

[Anonymous No.13027062]

>>13027031
Nature is scary when it's hungry. Biologists argued about whether it was true, but locals reported that after 2 years of the trees baring nothing, the squirrels attacked their pets. Squirrels will go after eggs, birds, and even rodents if starved too much.

[Anonymous No.13027074]

>>13026909
He looks mentally retarded. Is he? She was in the right.

[Anonymous No.13027083]

>>13027062
Gulls don't even have to be hungry, though. They're just greedy and vicious little shits.

[Anonymous No.13027114]

>>13027074
I looked up the story. The guy was a transient and likely mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.13027119]

>>13026567
I heard tongue is actually a really good cut of meat.

[Anonymous No.13027125]

>>13027119
Tongue is like eating a high-value steak but beefier, richer and more flavorful. Might have something to do with the fact that it's like 50% fat by weight.

[Anonymous No.13027145]

>>13026715
tom is cute
cute!

[Anonymous No.13027165]

[Anonymous No.13027177]

>>13026659
These aisan recipes nail everything except for the meat. They almost always fuck it up somehow.
If its crispy they cover it in something wet and let it sit. Or they boil it aggressively. Or they just don't season it. Something is always screwed up when it comes to meat, even if everything else is great.
I am exaggerating of course, but on the whole I am right.

[Anonymous No.13027178]

>>13026820
give your kid a haircut with this.

[Anonymous No.13027184]

>>13027125
No horrifying gristle or shit either. I think a lot of the fat you're thinking of is the collagen, which keeps it super tender.

Cooked one 4 days ago coincidentally. I was happy it peeled perfectly this time without any effort, just pulls away without damaging the beef.

[Anonymous No.13027185]

>>13026952
chicken cordon bleu is the poor mans chicken cordon bleu. its the worst dish in the world. i cant believe people think its something good. ham and swiss on a chicken breast. where to begin.

[Anonymous No.13027209]

>>13027185
I have a few ideas where you can end.

[Anonymous No.13027217]

>>13027062
I know hamsters could eat their own babies, I guess eating smaller rodents is in the genes of a lot of similar animals like the webm shows

[Anonymous No.13027228]

>>13027165
Diarrhea: Priceless

[Anonymous No.13027232]

>>13027177
Chinese food sucks. All they do is fried a piece of meat until crispy and then make it soggy by drowning on sticky sauce. It's retarded.

[Anonymous No.13027235]

>>13026790
Nice how hard is it to make? I'm pretty good at pot pies

[Anonymous No.13027255]

>>13027232
You've only described a fraction of Chinese food, but yes most of it we're acquainted with sucks. When done PROPERLY their soups can be fantastic as are their braised dishes. And of course, not to sound to cliched, dumplings. Unfortunately everyone takes a shortcut now regardless of country. You can't even find a recipe for authentic Viet food now as even they use premade everything. So it's goddamned hard to find the soups that used to make their country worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.13027266]

>>13026908
I'd be worried about temps hitting the right amounts.
Salmonella is killed at decently high temps held for a decently long time (165F for 10min for example) thats fine for chicken and all that because the bacteria is on the outside, but in a batter that'd all be mixed in and I don't know if the inside of a waffle gets that hot ever, let alone for several minutes.

[Anonymous No.13027299]

>>13027184
Yeah my bad. They're only ~20% fat by weight (cooked) after checking nutrition data. The point is that tongue tastes better than most steaks I've eaten.

[Anonymous No.13027328]

>>13027266
You'd have to check with a temperature probe to be sure, but I'd bet that the inside of a waffle probably reaches 165F since most waffle irons don't make extremely thick waffles and the irons themselves are quite hot (350-360F).

[Anonymous No.13027431]

>>13026670
its just safer to handle it less.
here there is no mess, so I don't have to bleach my kitchen.
its different for beef, but raw chicken thould be handled as little as possible.

[Anonymous No.13027444]

>>13026775
>Shot in Philadelphia
Retard

[Anonymous No.13027447]

>>13027431
Not to sound like some boomer with pretensions of badassery, but if the bacteria on the surface of chicken is strong enough to hurt you after washing your hands, you really gotta fix your immune system.

[Anonymous No.13027452]

>>13027119
We eat it in Mexico, its fucking great

[Anonymous No.13027462]

>>13026951
where is this from? are they peruvians?

[Anonymous No.13027502]

>>13027462
Khmer

[Anonymous No.13027525]

>>13027502
That is pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.13027535]

>>13027447
not to sound like an adult here, but the goal is less chance of bacterial spread. not through dirty knives, sinks, cutting boards, etc.
is it easy to sanitize, yes.
but why tempt fate?

[Anonymous No.13027545]

>>13026747
That awesome. More butcher vids?

[Anonymous No.13027549]

>>13027545

[Anonymous No.13027609]

>>13026545

[Anonymous No.13027611]

[Anonymous No.13027612]

>>13026719
Not British because we use actual bacon that isn't 50% fat plus all our avocados are shit

[Anonymous No.13027627]

>>13027062
Most traditionally herbivorous animals will become opportunistic predators when the situation requires it.

[Anonymous No.13027646]

>>13027114
>transient
Dilate

[Anonymous No.13027668]

>>13026621
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.13027680]

>>13027549
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.13027717]

>>13026578
>We live and die by your orders Boss

[Anonymous No.13027737]

>>13027680

[Anonymous No.13027741]

[Anonymous No.13027761]

[Anonymous No.13027766]

>>13027609
Rabbits are the Snickers bar of nature. Anything that can catch them will eat them.

[Anonymous No.13027767]

>>13026700
Those are just fish.

[Anonymous No.13027776]

>>13026733
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.13027785]

>>13026608
Why do your sausages have tampon strings?

[Anonymous No.13027788]

>>13027785
Sausages are made by filling a long tube, traditionally intestine but more commonly today a synthetic casing, which is twisted at each division.

[Anonymous No.13027792]

>>13026670
That chicken looked delicious and then he shredded it to oblivion for no good reason.

[Anonymous No.13027794]

>>13027767

Yes, a Snakehead is a type of fish

[Anonymous No.13027796]

>>13027794
Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.13027797]

>>13026715
My favorite part is when he jumps up and down on the counter.

[Anonymous No.13027805]

>>13026805
...why is there a WASHING MACHINE in the kitchen?!

[Anonymous No.13027809]

>>13027741
nope

[Anonymous No.13027815]

>>13026555
Why tho?

[Anonymous No.13027834]

[Anonymous No.13027839]

>>13027611

fuck zootopia and fuck the state

[Anonymous No.13027894]

>>13026679
I think it would be improved with some tomato sauce in the bottom. Some slices of garlic and some dried herbs wouldn't be a bad thing either.

[Anonymous No.13027909]

>>13026578
I wish it would be possible to test this without killing a whole bunch of them

but I wonder if you were to do this in front of an octopus, how long before it would turn itself white and stop moving to play dead and save itself from the scissor?

[Anonymous No.13027979]

>>13027805

Not many houses in UK have utility rooms or extra space for large appliances. Most UK homes have the washing machine and dryer in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.13027986]

>>13027979
god bless the queen

[Anonymous No.13027999]

[Anonymous No.13028002]

>>13026555
How're you supposed to eat that

[Anonymous No.13028016]

>>13028002
I'm assuming with a fork and knife, maybe aside a bag of tortilla chips.

[Anonymous No.13028048]

>>13027999
shit.. I fucking love Japanese curry, especially if it has katsudon. I'd do this challenge not to try to win but to eat so much of this tasty dish at once, I'd gladly pay the loser's cost after falling to finish under an hour.

[Anonymous No.13028067]

>>13028048
It'd be cheaper to buy a few bowls of curry and fill up on that then pay $200 for something that you aren't really gonna put a dent in.

[Anonymous No.13028080]

>>13027549
>Butcher takes apart a whole pig.webm
>is clearly half a pig

[Anonymous No.13028101]

>>13027999
I hate seeing this because it is literally impossible without throwing up to empty your stomach. The world record for competitive eating was just under 16 pounds that had been eaten.

[Anonymous No.13028133]

[Anonymous No.13028153]

>>13027805
UK people need to live in compacted places in apartments so refugees can live in large fancy houses with many rooms for all their children and future engineers

[Anonymous No.13028172]

>>13026639
>instead of doing that, be a sane person and make muffin tin lasagnas

[Anonymous No.13028181]

>>13028172
That actually sounds like it could be a little bit of fun.
I don't have a muffin tin, though.

[Anonymous No.13028190]

>>13027761
imagine the smell of dozens of men living in a compacted place and have to be there for a good while. no wonder they turn gay

[Anonymous No.13028229]

>>13027119
It's amazing on some rye bread with mustard.
I've mostly had pigstongue that way but ox is great too.
Not a cheap cut, though, at least around here. We only get it because we buy the whole pig.

[Anonymous No.13028242]

>>13026563
>put mustard on a sandwich
>is just a piece of bread

[Anonymous No.13028263]

>>13027535
How did people before the industrial age not all die of contact poisoning with nature? Maybe food safety is just a myth that the govt made up so it can tax us more. As long as you aren't mainlining raw chicken into your veins the chances of actually getting sick are so small you would get struck by lightning sooner.
But I guess that might not apply to zoomers who never played outside as kids so they didn't develop an immune system. Based xgener who made dirt pies and played in the mud and have never gotten sick from any food ever I don't even know what food poisoning is like I can eat anything of any quantity and my body doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.13028268]

>>13028263
Salmonella was imported from Africa. It simply didn't exist anywhere else before we started importing chicken feed laced with African lizard shit.

[Anonymous No.13028271]

>>13027119
Moose tongue stew is our traditional new Year's Day meal in my family.

[Anonymous No.13028276]

>>13028263
Anon, they tended to have like 8 kids and watched half of them die from disease.

[Anonymous No.13028277]

>>13027119
Tongue's fantastic. There's this Japanese BBQ nearby that does their tongue just slightly thicker than most places and it's got this wonderful chew and a huge, beefy flavor. Tongue...lengua...is also fantastic in tacos.

[Anonymous No.13028281]

>>13026621
you need to open it underwater in a bucket

[Anonymous No.13028282]

>>13028268
I'm calling bullshit on your claim.

[Anonymous No.13028292]

>>13028276
I bet none of those diseases came from their food. People act like they will literally die if they come into contact with food that hasn't been burnt to a char and drowned in bleach. It's fucking pathetic seeing people brainwashed by the FDA so they can be taxed for made up problems. Oh no your mcdonalds burger wasn't cooked to 5000F SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.13028310]

>>13027549
imagine dying and having your corpse desecrated by this fat faggot. holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.13028320]

>>13027165
it's all fun and games until you shit blood

[Anonymous No.13028326]

>>13027535
inb4 you're going to tell us that you're gay

[Anonymous No.13028333]

>>13027741
must be tasty af

[Anonymous No.13028357]

How doea he get out without breaking all the eggs?

[Anonymous No.13028378]

>>13026555
All this needs is some secret aardvark and a nice hoppy IPA.

[Anonymous No.13028416]

>>13026659
Can someone explain what "old soy sauce" is vs just regular soy sauce?

[Anonymous No.13028423]

[Anonymous No.13028425]

>>13027119
I've tried a cut of it before and it had a weird texture I didn't really like. Normally I do hear that people like it though.

[Anonymous No.13028436]

>>13027074
Yeah right? I wish the guy never held her back so she could fucking hit him harder, or at least poke his eyes or something.

[Anonymous No.13028494]

>>13027012
Looks like Hertog Jan grand prestige

[Anonymous No.13028543]

>>13027792
That chicken looked like dog food.

[Anonymous No.13028553]

>>13026719
>cheese is bright cartoon yellow
100% american

[Anonymous No.13028600]

>>13026909
wanted to see her beat him in further unfortunate that chink got in the way

[Anonymous No.13028613]

>>13026703
I remember my dad telling me once about how a couple sous chefs at one place he managed had a way to make scrambled eggs that involved essentially making an omelet and then mashing it up.

[Anonymous No.13028614]

>>13028190
smells like cum

[Anonymous No.13028631]

>>13028494
Looks kind of expensive to cook with. Hopefully it's big enough you get to drink some of it. I say this because any beer I've seen with a fork is no less than $7 on a good day at the right place.
>inb4 oh but it's cheap in Europe :^)
Obviously I'm not in Europe so that means it's going to be 200% more expensive.

[Anonymous No.13028767]

>>13026616
Nice filename

[Anonymous No.13028771]

>>13026649
he won't fly so good

[Anonymous No.13028791]

>>13026744
competition BBQ is just too much

[Anonymous No.13028815]

>>13027761
>a pile of iceberg lettuce few a few tomato slices
This is the salad I remember

[Anonymous No.13028840]

>>13028771
He's a big bird

[Anonymous No.13028859]

>>13026759
>Philadelphia

[Anonymous No.13028883]

>>13026621
I thought the second one was wearing gloves. That guy absorbs light.

[Anonymous No.13028886]

>>13027000
>puting dat dirty pajeet hands they use to wipe their shitholes in your mouth
imagine

[Anonymous No.13028890]

>>13026710
Worst. It's late stage capitalism.

[Anonymous No.13028897]

>>13026982
>all those products can be done separated and be more tasty

[Anonymous No.13028902]

>>13028631
calm down

[Anonymous No.13028903]

>>13027165
>barehanded

[Anonymous No.13028910]

>>13026563
Too much liquid, not enough salt. That chuck is going to be clumps of sawdust stuck on your tonsils.

[Anonymous No.13028924]

>>13026873
>put a ham slice

[Anonymous No.13028956]

[Anonymous No.13028958]

[Anonymous No.13029033]

>>13028631
This bottle is half a litre and is pretty expensive even in the Netherlands, but I see it as a nice gift bottle. I can also get the same beer in a normal bottle for € 1.20 at my local supermarket. Just find a dark strong beer with a lot of caramel flavour that's cheap in your area.

[Anonymous No.13029061]

>>13028910
They threw some bouillon in, plus said to "salt to taste" so I think it'd be alright. Not sure "a bottle of beer" is specific enough when it looks like they're adding a whole bomber of some expensive stout though.

[Anonymous No.13029102]

>>13028190
I'm pretty sure all the machinery and oil would mask any gay and gross human smell.

[Anonymous No.13029198]

>>13026909
This is so satisfying. You working min. wage and some fucking oaf pulls you in and tries to threaten you. I am glad he took those hams to the face, he deserved it.

[Anonymous No.13029199]

>>13026563
>sweating onions that will sweat fine regardless
>not searing the only real flavor in your stew
>the fucking bread

[Anonymous No.13029201]

>>13026857
probably not, but does it matter? come on, why would you defeather a chicken other than to eat it?

[Anonymous No.13029207]

>>13028310
Next time, get born as a human.

[Anonymous No.13029209]

>>13026759
No.
>>13026555
>>13026563
>>13026592
Go back.
>>13026670
KYS
Don’t @ me.

[Anonymous No.13029227]

>>13029209

[Anonymous No.13029281]

>>13026642
Poor people really do not deserve to live.

[Anonymous No.13029289]

>>13026719
>Thinking ceramic knives are toys
Boy those fuckers are sharp as razors. I thought they were widespread.

[Anonymous No.13029319]

>>13026616
cute

[Anonymous No.13029333]

>>13028613
Is there really a proper way to do it? I kind of use this method, and now i'm scared that i'm a retard.

[Anonymous No.13029401]

>>13028190
Why would you choose to imagine this? Are you a literal faggot?

[Anonymous No.13029468]

>>13028310
Yeah. Much better to be butchered by an assembly line of machine

[Anonymous No.13029474]

>>13027611
You know when I saw him making them into smaller popsicles. I thought he was making them for a bunch of orphans.
But nope

[Anonymous No.13029495]

>>13028956
what the ever-loving fuck....are bongs so poor that they have to cook fish in a coffee pot?

[Anonymous No.13029499]

>>13027232
Stop eating at Panda Express. It's the Olive Garden of Italian food.

[Anonymous No.13029506]

>>13029499
>Panda Express is Italian food
otherwise, I agree with you.
It's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.13029542]

>>13026555
fit reporting in
this thing has the most horrible macros ever that its never worth eating
>dude just eat three times as much fat as you could possible need in one sitting
wtf

[Anonymous No.13029567]

>>13029499
>its the olive garden of italian food
you stupid motherfucker, I hope they crucify you

[Anonymous No.13029634]

>>13029499
>>13029506
>>13029567
I think what the anon meant to say was "It's like what Olive Garden is for Italian Food"

[Anonymous No.13029656]

>>13026719

[Anonymous No.13029676]

>>13027119
Used to eat it as a kid. All I can remember is the texture was vomit inducing.

[Anonymous No.13029678]

>>13026909
what the fuck was he planning to do once he grabbed her?

[Anonymous No.13029697]

>>13029281

[Anonymous No.13029703]

>>13026703
American omelet.

[Anonymous No.13029742]

>>13026877
Fucking americans.

[Anonymous No.13029753]

>>13029281
Poor people aren't the issue
Gooks are

[Anonymous No.13029757]

>>13029753
Yes, and jews.

[Anonymous No.13029777]

>>13029333
American omelet, French omelet and Parisian omelets are 3 different things. You are probably making the American omelet, which is the blandest of the 3 (which is why you throw everything in the fridge into it) but also the easiest to make.

[Anonymous No.13029793]

>>13027612
Streaky bacon totally isn't a thing.

[Anonymous No.13029799]

>>13028133
Americans.

[Anonymous No.13029807]

>>13028263
>How did people before the industrial age not all die of contact poisoning with nature?
100 years ago something insane like 1/3 of all children died before their 1st birthday in Québec.

[Anonymous No.13029837]

>>13029757
Let's throw incels in for good measure

[Anonymous No.13029841]

>>13029837
That's not a race. I'm willing to agree if you define incel more strictly.

[Anonymous No.13029851]

>>13029841
Everyone who posts on /r9k/, /tv/, and /v/

[Anonymous No.13029859]

>>13029851
Never been to /tv/ or /v/, but I've seen the sad state of people in /r9k/ and I don't see how they are the problem. They don't seem to even interact with that many people in the first place, so it's not like they can affect people negatively.

I guess if you say NEET type incels that do nothing but suck on gov's tit, then yes, I would agree. If they work and pay taxes, let them play their WoW or whatever in solitude.

[Anonymous No.13029864]

>>13029227
>projecting
I’m a happy parent, loser.

[Anonymous No.13029869]

>>13029851
and /pol/ and /b/

[Anonymous No.13029875]

>>13028423
What is this from

[Anonymous No.13029939]

>>13026627
100% guarantee she blames it on him and it will affect her mood and unrelated disagreements for decades to come, *even if he initially convinces her that it wasn't his fault and she apologizes for blaming him*.

[Anonymous No.13029947]

>>13029869
Have you ever been to /b/ in the past 5 years?

[Anonymous No.13029958]

[Anonymous No.13029959]

>>13029939
have sex.jpg

[Anonymous No.13029969]

[Anonymous No.13029979]

[Anonymous No.13029989]

>>13029958
VILE

[Anonymous No.13029999]

>>13029958
>>13029969
>>13029979

[Anonymous No.13030051]

>>13026670
How do you combine the no touching one with the bag of salt one?

[Anonymous No.13030105]

>>13026747
Or you could just eat crickets and save, time, effort, money and the fucking planet

[Anonymous No.13030110]

>>13026655
yume

[Anonymous No.13030120]

>>13026877
Oh shit, apparently Indianapolis just got one of these. Thanks for bringing this restaurant to my attention.

[Anonymous No.13030128]

>>13027549
He's far less cool than the lumberjacks here >>13026747

[Anonymous No.13030157]

>>13026877
Is that draco Malfoy's actor on the left?

[Anonymous No.13030159]

>>13026545
I didn't know those fuckers could eat them

[Anonymous No.13030163]

>>13030159
Gulls are an apex predator

[Anonymous No.13030176]

>>13030163
What exactly is "apex" about gulls, anon? Do you know?

[Anonymous No.13030182]

>>13030176
Apex means no predators

[Anonymous No.13030185]

>>13030182
I know. That's why I'm asking if you know what it means.
Gulls absolutely have predators.

[Anonymous No.13030188]

>>13030182
They get devoured alive by flies when they're injured.

[Anonymous No.13030189]

>>13030163
This is some of the dumbest shit ever.

[Anonymous No.13030196]

>>13030182
Foxes eat gulls. And I'm sure some raptors do as well.

[Anonymous No.13030198]

>>13030163
Vegans are sub-human. Imagine if this effort was applied to something useful.

[Anonymous No.13030202]

>>13030182
seagulls get fucked up by every predator bigger than them, how are they apex exactly?

[Anonymous No.13030208]

>>13030198
you are subhuman and just buy into everything that makes you feel good about the choices you've already made without ever considering any other viewpoint, you're a brainlet, or as you call it, a subhuman

[Anonymous No.13030211]

>>13030185
>>13030202
>>13030196
I don't know man, I'm just here to shitpost.

>>13030188
That's not exactly predatory

[Anonymous No.13030218]

>>13030208
What an ironic post.

[Anonymous No.13030221]

>>13030163
All this effort for WHAT? An Instagram pic?

[Anonymous No.13030235]

[Anonymous No.13030245]

>>13027999
stingy japs too scared someone might actually win the competition so they make it impossible

[Anonymous No.13030247]

>>13028494
>Hertog Jan grand prestige
what a waste

[Anonymous No.13030344]

>>13027074
>>13028600
>>13029198
>>13028436
seething wagies, go to sleep. don't you have work tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.13030348]

[Anonymous No.13030398]

>>13030105
Shouldn't you be in school, Greta?

[Anonymous No.13030400]

>>13030398
Her sailing crew flew back to France, some other crew flew to the US and sailed the boat back.

In an interview she admits she hasn't planned how she's getting back home

[Anonymous No.13030407]

>>13030163
wtf is black salt

[Anonymous No.13030413]

>>13030407
Lower grade version of Kala Namak

[Anonymous No.13030419]

>>13030344
You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

[Anonymous No.13030450]

>>13030419
i hope thats a pasta and you didnt write so much shit that nobody ever is going to read.

[Anonymous No.13030459]

>>13029807
>Quebec

[Anonymous No.13030475]

>>13026649
with his wings

[Anonymous No.13030478]

>>13030475

[Anonymous No.13030549]

>>13030413
stupid

[Anonymous No.13030586]

>>13030400
Oh thank god, hypocrisy. For a second there I was worried I might have to consider my own actions.

[Anonymous No.13030597]

>>13030586
Why would you do that? Until someone absolutely perfect in every possible facet comes along you are perfectly justified in being an asshole.

[Anonymous No.13030605]

>>13030586
>>13030597
The thing is that she's paraded around as though she actually is perfect. And she made that trip on the claim that it was carbon neutral.
I'm not carbon neutral either, but unlike her I don't go around claiming I am. That would make me a hypocrite.

It's like someone lecturing you about how you should be vegan while he's eating a steak.

[Anonymous No.13030626]

>>13030605
>I'm not carbon neutral either, but unlike her I don't go around claiming I am. That would make me a hypocrite.

You also didn't ruin your mom's career. Her mom is a mid-level opera singer who needs to fly to make performing economical, but she's given it up to be Greta's chauffeur

[Anonymous No.13030632]

>>13026563
lmao
>mangles onion into uneven pieces
>the only salt in the entire dish is in the fucking 1/2 cube of dried beef stock.

congrats you've made dry, flavorless beef with shitty, bland gravy.

[Anonymous No.13030633]

>>13030626
Pretty sure it's the mother ruining the girl and not the other way around, anon.

[Anonymous No.13030642]

>>13029958
it's a guacamole stuffed chicken breast that probably isn't cooked in the middle.

reddit recipes are the scourge of the internet. the speds that come up with these should be forced to eat nothing but these fucking meme recipes.

[Anonymous No.13030648]

>>13030605
Exactly, I'm not going to change how I behave until I get told to by someone infallible.

[Anonymous No.13030657]

>>13030648
Again; nobody is calling for her to be infallible; just honest.

>>13030642
I agree entirely. These videos are to cooking what Harry Potter is to reading.

[Anonymous No.13030663]

>>13030657
No I agree, she just waffling about what part of the so called trip counts as carbon neutral, it's absolute bullshit that the return trip isn't planned yet, or the return trips of the crew, or the crew that took the ship back aren't carbon neutral.

[Anonymous No.13030684]

>>13029875
https://www.rt.com/usa/436347-sacha-baron-cohen-human-meat/
>In a new episode of his ridicule-ridden show 'Who is America?' notorious comedian Sacha Baron Cohen pokes fun at pretentious haute cuisine aficionados by treating a food critic to a bite of what he claims is human flesh.

[Anonymous No.13030739]

>>13029864
apologies then
my condolences

[Anonymous No.13030748]

>>13026597
>Italian seasoning

wtf? which one?

[Anonymous No.13030757]

>>13030748
Italian Seasoning is a blend of ground herbs used outside of Italy to flavor many Italian dishes.

The main ingredients are basil, oregano, rosemary, and thyme.

Common additions to taste also include garlic powder, sage, and coriander.

[Anonymous No.13030762]

>>13030757
Is there anyone outside of the USA who has ever seen this?

[Anonymous No.13030769]

>>13030762
My mum used to have a pirate wheel of dried herbs on her wall in the kitchen, she might have had it

[Anonymous No.13030774]

>>13030762
germanistan, can confirm it exists and is fine for yolo seasoning.

[Anonymous No.13030814]

och aye the noo

[Anonymous No.13030832]

>>13030814
why is vegan food so disgusting?

[Anonymous No.13030857]

>>13030832
The only disgusting bit of that webm was when they added the mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.13030969]

>>13026563
>Serve with mash potatoes or white ri

[Anonymous No.13030983]

>>13030969
starch is starch

[Anonymous No.13031004]

>>13028902
I just don't want anyone wasting expensive beer on something you can do with a decent beer.

>>13029033
That's what I would do if I'm cooking with a beer. Something not too expensive but not too cheap either.

[Anonymous No.13031059]

>>13026951
>American G.I. on a hearts-and-minds mission in the outskirts of Da Nang (1971, colorized)

[Anonymous No.13031075]

>>13027611
Oi do you have a loicense for those popsicles? Please to see the back of my trolley, I'm taking you in.

[Anonymous No.13031097]

>>13031075
>popsicles
>not cold on the cob
Fake Brit.

[Anonymous No.13031098]

>>13030605

[Anonymous No.13031108]

>>13026563
Where'd the bread go boys

[Anonymous No.13031109]

>>13028859
>>13027444
I live straight down the street from that place. Never tried it. They also have jellied eels and other unfortunate-looking British foods.

[Anonymous No.13031129]

>>13026814
I hate raw chicken. Raw beef, pork, turkey, fish etc no problem, but chicken has this inexplicable quality which makes it abhorrent to touch. I really fucking hate touching raw chicken. idkylol

[Anonymous No.13031135]

>>13029939
>him

[Anonymous No.13031148]

>>13026831
Yeah, kinda, but Eurochup and Americhup don't taste quite the same. Eurochup is more tomato-y. The closest thing to it you have in the US is chili sauce. You know the stuff. Glass jar? Large, friendly picture of a tomato on it? Oddly labled as "chili sauce" despite having no chili in it whatsoever? That stuff. Heinz makes a decent one, akshully, although Aldi's own brand is surprisingly superior.

[Anonymous No.13031191]

>>13029958
>hot guacamole
eugh

[Anonymous No.13031202]

>>13030163
I'd rather just eat kabocha and tofu coconut curry with a side of rice than this annoying ass crap.

[Anonymous No.13031334]

>>13028613
I started doing the French version since it was easier for bulk. I'll make 12-18 eggs and throw in a stick of butter at the same time as all the eggs and stir and cook them in the pot (not pan) as they cook, and you pull them out undercooked and they finish on their own. I'm not eating all the eggs, I chaperone trips for kids, and we make them breakfast burritos

[Anonymous No.13031342]

>>13026655
I like steak like this more than throwing it on the grill. I don't why but older people will just throw a steak on the grill with no seasoning, and think it's good, but will douse it with A1 sauce.

[Anonymous No.13031358]

>>13026909
Props to her for swinging on that piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.13031366]

>>13029495
I think this is more aimed at people in a hotel room

[Anonymous No.13031556]

>>13028840
>>13028840
>>13028840
>>13028840

[Anonymous No.13031894]

>>13029851
/tv/ and /v/ have actual content. /r9k/ is literally e girls cultivating orbiters and incels that occasionally kill them. Nobody who unironically posts there deserves to live really

[Anonymous No.13032078]

>>13030235
>Mmm great source of calcium!
>...but, ummm, talk to your doctor before ingesting this
I get the feeling I probably shouldn't eat it if I even have to ask my doctor for permission first.

[Anonymous No.13032242]

>>13030348
I remember one time my hamster escaped his cage and I couldn't find him til 3 days later in the closet.
When I put him back in cage, he drank a shitload of water and stuffed his pouches with seeds

[Anonymous No.13032498]

>>13026857
shes feeling a lot cleaner and lighter now that the excess feathers have been plucked. good to roam the fields eating all the corn she wants now :)

[Anonymous No.13032553]

>>13028956
>dat raw bloody meat
enjoy your parasites, sharts

[Anonymous No.13032557]

>>13030235
Eggshells are not meant for consumption. They'll scrape the interior of your throat, change your voice. Old time Hollywood actresses would drink crushed eggshells in water to give them a husky lower tone, which was desirable at the time. Then it would make them vomit, which also helped with weight.

[Anonymous No.13032574]

>>13032553