/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13025741]

tonight's setting's
america great country

[Anonymous No.13025750]

>>13025741
That needs some calamari and mini egg rolls to be complete, the problem is different cooking times for those things.

[Anonymous No.13025751]

>>13025741
Why are third-world countries so bad at replicating the American experience?

[Anonymous No.13025753]

>>13025741

[Anonymous No.13025759]

>>13025751
Because they can't enjoy the dark and bubbly.

[Anonymous No.13025764]

>>13025751
because the american experience is bad so actually they are perfectly replicating your shittyness.

[Anonymous No.13025768]

>>13025750
Yea the cooking instructions are too complicated for me. I gave up and just put them all at once.

[Anonymous No.13025772]

>>13025741
Nothing about that image looks like America.

[Anonymous No.13025788]

>>13025768
What are you, a female?
Stick to washing dishes and let us guys do the cooking.

[Anonymous No.13025789]

>>13025772
It's the eurotrash vision of America.

[Anonymous No.13025794]

>>13025772
theres the liberty statue

[Anonymous No.13025802]

>>13025794
>the liberty statue
The what?

[Anonymous No.13025809]

>>13025751
The American experience is just deep fried crap or reheated meals. So in essence what OP is doing is the main thing American meals are most known for, reheated crap.

[Anonymous No.13025810]

>>13025772

what about the onion rings and mozzarella sticks`? They're about as American as apple pie

[Anonymous No.13025812]

>>13025794
Eurotrash stuff yet again, it's called the Statue of Liberty and as always euros get it wrong while pretending to be arrogant.
Eurotrash can't help being wrong, they just are, they're cynicism makes them bitter and their jealously makes it even worse.

[Anonymous No.13025817]

>>13025810
Yeah but add in some fried calamari and clam strips for the win, tater tots, gotta have some tater tots.

[Anonymous No.13025818]

for dip, cant go wrong with authentic memphis bbq sauce

[Anonymous No.13025828]

>>13025812
It's been changed a bit now - painted orange and both hands flipping the bird.

[Anonymous No.13025832]

>>13025818
That's not how you spell "Ranch Dressing"

[Anonymous No.13025837]

>>13025812
Your picture is a little dated.

[Anonymous No.13025838]

alright, why are these nuggets green

[Anonymous No.13025840]

>>13025818
That bottle should have Elvis on it, there's a wierd old hotel there where ducks come out on a daily basis to bathe in some fountain.

[Anonymous No.13025841]

>>13025772
it's pretty common to get those things in an appetizer sampler in some restaurants. but yea i never really think of it as "american"

[Anonymous No.13025842]

>>13025837
I know but I like that one.

[Anonymous No.13025843]

Wait a second that's not a deepfrier

[Anonymous No.13025844]

>>13025753
bros i know this feel all too well... is there nothing you can do to stop this?

[Anonymous No.13025849]

>>13025840
... a block off of Beale street

[Anonymous No.13025851]

>>13025838
wait what, i thought they were chicken nuggets. i've never seen "chili cheese nuggets" before. anyway, they're probably green from green chili peppers.

[Anonymous No.13025852]

im not impressed america... is this really the best you have to offer?

[Anonymous No.13025854]

>>13025844
Yeah, take them out before the cheese spills.

[Anonymous No.13025858]

>>13025852
We don't exist to impress you, get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.13025862]

>>13025852
mcennedy is a german brand

[Anonymous No.13025880]

>>13025862
>named after a us president
>says american way on the logo
pretty sure it's american

[Anonymous No.13025888]

>>13025880
>Mcennedy
>American president
You're embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.13025889]

>>13025880
That's not the right spelling so it figures it's from eurotrash.

[Anonymous No.13025898]

>>13025880
Another way to tell that it's not American is that is grams on the box and nothing else. You eurofucks are really daft.

[Anonymous No.13025902]

>>13025888
>>13025889
>>13025898
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[Anonymous No.13025907]

>>13025902
That they are, not just obsessed but jealous.

[Anonymous No.13025919]

>>13025902
Congrats on the (you)s now you can tell your family in the other room that you got attention from genuine Americans. What a day it's been for you big boy.

[Anonymous No.13025927]

>>13025919
Go back to some eu conference and seethe at us Americans while we laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.13025946]

>>13025838
A picture of pneumonia?

[Anonymous No.13025963]

>>13025838
Deep fried snot bubbles again! YUM!!!

[Anonymous No.13025981]

>>13025844
reduce the oven temp

[Anonymous No.13025998]

>>13025741
I'm actually kind of offended. Really, deep fried nationless garbage is 'American'? What the fuck, there are dozens of dishes that are thought of as American and this frozen shit is---

I'm getting to mad about this, I should sit down.

[Anonymous No.13026008]

>>13025998
He just wanted yous for his Chinese social credit score. They pay to pit Europeans and Americans against each other. It's not personnel.

[Anonymous No.13026098]

>>13025838
Ogre Zits

[Anonymous No.13026179]

>>13026008
i didnt make the product, dumbass
i just bought it

[Anonymous No.13026188]

>>13025812
you know that the staute was a gift..........from France, right?

[Anonymous No.13026194]

>>13026179
Your comment makes no contextual sense relative to the post you're quoting.

[Anonymous No.13026201]

>>13025998
nobody has mozzarella sticks except you burgers

[Anonymous No.13026204]

>>13026188
Yep, As for her being French, can confirm she isn't wearing any underwear. Also, I have literally been inside her. Ben Franklin knew what was up, French cunt is based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.13026212]

>>13025741
Friend, usually these go into the oven at different times. 3 mins chili cheese, then throw the sticks in, or some such

[Anonymous No.13026217]

>>13025998
Cletus, watch that blood pressure. Last time I went to the ER needing stitches said it was at stroke level, lol!