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How to know if people enjoy my cooking or are being polite? Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:24:17 2019 No.13022286 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:29:20 2019 No.13022302 >>13022286 If they ask for seconds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:30:28 2019 No.13022309 Look for food under the table or inside plant pots

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:33:03 2019 No.13022320 File: 275 KB, 1844x674, fisk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13022286 You will never know. Never.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 19:59:48 2019 No.13022434 >>13022286 If they cum your food is good. If they say wow this is really good while tiltin their head to the side and fueling their eye brows, it’s mediocre

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:03:05 2019 No.13022448 You stop making the same daily thread and instead look at the replies yo your original thread from yesterday. >>/ck/thread/S13015062

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:03:34 2019 No.13022450 >>13022302 We had this thread yesterday and I posted this fpbp yesterday

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 20:03:38 2019 No.13022451 >>13022302 >>13022302

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 5 23:49:41 2019 No.13023289 >>13022286 i gauge it by whether they finish it or not

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 01:18:30 2019 No.13023535 >>13022286 Don’t you eat your own food?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 01:20:16 2019 No.13023542 Ask them to be honest and tell them they won't hurt your feelings. It's pretty simple.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 01:20:33 2019 No.13023544 Make something utterly shit and see how they respond. Here, this clip will help: https://youtu.be/EsSqGYNPePM

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 01:30:05 2019 No.13023562 >>13022286 Add coarsely ground glass to your next dish. If they compliment it then you know they're liars

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 01:32:08 2019 No.13023565 >>13023562 This is actually genius. Just serve bad food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 12:54:45 2019 No.13025246 >>13022286 Purposefully oversalt one dish, or use sugar instead. If no one says anything, they're afraid to hurt your bitch feelings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 13:58:45 2019 No.13025503 Ask them what they want you to cook and gauge how easily they can come up with something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 14:11:48 2019 No.13025537 >>13022286 you need a training sequence.Invite them over to eat and serve progressively shittier dishes. based on their known and expected reaction you can now estabilish a baseline to judge whether they are being polite or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 18:50:06 2019 No.13026692 >>13022302 it's rude to take more than your allotted portion when you're the guest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 18:51:13 2019 No.13026699 >>13022286 Kill them and summon them back with a ouiji board. Ghosts can't lie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 19:04:03 2019 No.13026773 >>13026692 >if they ASK for seconds >TAKING more than allotted portion Gee whiz, someone is a fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 19:17:06 2019 No.13026838 >>13026692 WRONG. Fuck you for saying the WRONG thing. I wish you would FUCKING DIE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 19:20:52 2019 No.13026853 >>13026838 t. fatass guest

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 02:02:29 2019 No.13028270 How quiet the room gets after serving everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 03:55:24 2019 No.13028500 >>13026692 Depends on culture. In some, if you eat everything on your plate, the host will automatically give you more and you have to signal you're full by leaving a little on the plate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 03:57:04 2019 No.13028503 >>13022286 the only thing that matters is if your palette is developed and you can do that by going to good restaurants. after that, no one else's opinion matters.