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13021570 No.13021570[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You have 20 minutes to make her breakfast before she wakes up. What do you make?

>> No.13021572

>>13021570
>implying i could ever get a girl

>> No.13021585

Cum milkshake

>> No.13021586

>>13021570
Eggs

>> No.13021587

>>13021570
give her some more sleeping pills so i can continue having my fun.

>> No.13021607

>>13021586
Underrated

>> No.13021617

how the HELL is her makeup perfect if she is just about to wake up?

>> No.13021624

>>13021586
All the eggs. Make her eat them

>> No.13021625

>>13021570
Ham, egg, cheese, english muffin. Bitches love egg mcmuffins.

>> No.13021661

>>13021570
I guess 20 minutes is barley enough time for me to coom

>> No.13021669

>>13021617
She's a teen, doesn't really need make up. She looks to have a little mascara, which has gone wonky on her left eye. Seethe harder, roastie.

>> No.13021673
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>>13021570

>> No.13021674

>>13021570
my dicccc

>> No.13021677

>>13021669
>not a real female

>> No.13021685
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13021685

Guten Morgen, Fraulein

>> No.13021702

>>13021677
If you have decent genetics, you don't need inches of make-up, nor should you want to. Um not a jealous roastie because I hardly ever wore make-up, and I didn't wear that foundation and powder shit, so my face has stayed fresh and young looking. Sorry you fell for the (((fake-up))).

>> No.13021709

why is she sleeping with make up on

>> No.13021719

Toast an everything bagel, cook a fried egg, cook one of those breakfast sausage patties, then slap it all together with a slice of swiss cheese on top, and a little hot sauce.

>> No.13021827

>>13021669
>teen
She’s in her 20s. Have you ever seen a teenager?

>> No.13021830

>>13021827
Unfortunately, yes.

>> No.13021851
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>>13021570
Borscht
And probably plenty of it, she looks like she can put it away

>> No.13021861

>>13021570
I'm so lonely bros

>> No.13021866

>>13021570
Nothing, she can go fuck herself.

>> No.13021871

>>13021570
Egg whites and some meth, we’ll fix those cheeks

>> No.13021882

>>13021827
When I said teen, it was more 18-19, I definitely could have possibly went up to 24, since we tend to still look young then too if we didn't party and fuck everything. Unfortunately a lot of females look like shit even in their 20s because of a garbage lifestyle and over use of fake-up now, so I can't really even put an age on most since they all look like shit.

>> No.13021885

That’s a tranny

>> No.13021886

>>13021586
Based

>> No.13022053

>>13021570
Is she sleeping with a gum? I hope she chokes on that.

>> No.13022067

>>13021570
Why would I make her breakfast?

>> No.13022071

>>13021570
I make like a tree and leave

>> No.13022075

>>13022053
You don't want a blow job?

>> No.13022081

>>13022075
No, I wantt a roastiecaust.

>> No.13022090

>>13022081
Ditto

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>>13022081
>>13022090
>obvious bubblegum joke triggers incels
Maybe tumblr was right.

>> No.13022118

>>13021570
I'm so fucking lonely, bros.

>> No.13022134

Scrambled eggs.
Maybe an omelette if I'm not feeling too tired

>> No.13022137

>>13021570
Rohypnol

>> No.13022152

>>13022081
Then why are you on a roastie majority board?

>> No.13022154

>>13021570
I’d put my dick under her nose and let the fish smell rising from the uncut head of my penis gently wake up

>> No.13022156

Unironically, how do I get a gf?

>> No.13022163

>>13022152
I have bad news for you buddy

>> No.13022166

>>13022163
No
I have bad news for YOU

Suck the leftover pieces of toilet paper ofd my roastie clit

>> No.13022170

>>13022166
o-ok...

>> No.13022172

>>13022156
Visit India and make a marriage deal with some local family, like offer them something in exchange of their daughter