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I bought some carolina reaper peppers at the farmers market. What should I do with them?

>> No.13019682

I'm a homosexual don't know if it matters

>> No.13019690

cut in half and rub it on your pee pee

>> No.13019693

>>13019563
shove em up your boipucci

>> No.13019697

>>13019693
(after squishing them so the juices come out)

>> No.13020054

>>13019563
They're peppers. You know wtf they're used for.

And don't store them (or any vegetable) in an airtight bag. It causes them to rot.

>> No.13020137

Boil em
Mash em
Stick em in a stew

>> No.13020143

You don't know what peppers are used for? Why did you even buy them?

>> No.13020149

>>13019563
For a quick smackdown, chop one up, don't wash your hands then finger your girlfriend. You'll hear a good screech then a smack upside your head.

>> No.13020164

>>13020149
Kek

>> No.13020917

>>13019563
eat one and realize that you've eaten 600 jalapenos at ounce, the pain in the mouth is not the worst thing and not even the lava shit is that bad, the worst is the burning pain in your guts that will last for at least twelve hours

>> No.13020921
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13020921

>carolina reapers

>> No.13020991

>>13020917
Wow, what a sophisticated and worthwhile culinary experience. Surely only for the enlightened and highly intellectual types.

>> No.13022233

>>13019563
make hot sauce out of them

>> No.13022276

Corn bread mix
Ingredients required for said cornbread mix
Cheese
1 reaper chopped up

Baked according to package directions and u have cheesey spicy cornbread

>> No.13022283

>>13020917
The gut pain is awful but I've never had it so bad that Pepcid couldn't help me.
Lava shits are definitely the worst part of it.

>> No.13022455

>>13022283
For me when I ate two reapers the demonic baby living in my gut for the rest of the day and night was waves of 12/10 pain with brief moments of relief just so the next wave would be 12/10 again

If I didn't read about cap cramps before I might have gone to the er

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13022468

>carolina reapers

>> No.13022495

>>13022468
>this autistic

>> No.13022499

>>13022455
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3yji2djI8r8

>> No.13022515

>>13019563
shove them up a horses ass

>> No.13022578

>>13022499
The pain, for me and some others, really is that bad.
I've done a few stupid spicy things and during the pain time the only thing that matters is nursing the demon stomach baby

>> No.13022582

>>13019563
Cut them in halves and press the halves to your eyes.

>> No.13022593

>>13019563
>puree
>mix with gorilla glue
>apply to condom
>use it to rape someone

>> No.13022597

>>13019563
throw them in the garbage