/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13009213]

White Castle is the god damn devil. I ate a crave case on saturday and I STILL have the onion shits

[Anonymous No.13009218]

>>13009213
I thought SNAP payments didn't hit your account until the 1st of the month

[Anonymous No.13009220]

>>13009213
there's no such thing as onion shits

[Anonymous No.13009237]

>>13009218
Your tax dollars are funding my self destructive habits

[Anonymous No.13009245]

>>13009218
WC doesn't take snap you retard, unless you're buying those shitty frozen ones at the grocery

[Anonymous No.13009257]

>>13009213
>eating a whole case of burgers

I fucking hate Americans.

[Anonymous No.13009279]

>>13009257
Looks like someone is jealous he can't afford food

[Anonymous No.13009320]

>>13009220
I got delicious onion farts after White Castle. Never noticed anything about my poop, but the farts are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.13009323]

>>13009279
whatever man

[Anonymous No.13009332]

>>13009323
classic non response. that means I'm right

[Anonymous No.13009334]

>>13009257
They're sliders.

[Anonymous No.13009335]

>>13009213
>the onion shits
Do wh*toids really?

[Anonymous No.13009343]

damn these boxes look great, they really satisfy my autism, only it'd be better if you had 3 rows of blue and yellpw each instead of 2 and 4

[Anonymous No.13009349]

>teehee fast food makes me poopy bad


Does literally every adult in the USA have some sort of gastrointestinal disorder or do they just not eat fiber or what?

[Anonymous No.13009354]

>>13009220
Onions help break down fats and proteins, which makes them digest faster. The faster digestion can also lead to feeling more gassy, since the same/similar amount of byproduct (gas, etc.) is created in a shorter amount of time.
Onion shits isn't exactly a bad name for the resulting bowel movements.

White Castle's bread is also steamed by the bed of onions; It's moisture also making it a little easier to digest. More importantly, the lack of dryness makes it easier to eat sliders faster, meaning people can easily eat more than they needed before their body tells them they're full. This also helps contribute to the resulting bowel movement.

So White Castle / Onion shits aren't bullshit or a meme, they make complete sense. And contrary to popular opinion, the resulting bowel movements are (should be) indicative of good health.
If your resulting bowel movements are diarrhea, and consist, it is most probably due to an unrelated cause or a related supplemental cause.

[Anonymous No.13009360]

>>13009349
diet of corn syrup, preservatives and hormone-supplemented meat

[Anonymous No.13009369]

>>13009334
Sliders are just shitty small burgers with fewer toppings.

[Anonymous No.13009386]

>>13009213
It wasn't the onions that did it you retard.

>dur I ate an entire box of shitty bread and shitty meat on Saturday
>still feel like shit
>Ohh I know! It must have been the onions!
>deport onions they're taking away quality white jobs and making us smell!!
>we're all living in America
>this is not a love song
>this is not a love song

[Anonymous No.13009392]

>>13009386
BASED culture warrior
BASED
thank you for posting political cringe on /ck/

[Anonymous No.13009451]

>>13009349
>a certain thing that is known for causing diarrhea
>hurr durr do americans really
You retards need to be banned

[Anonymous No.13009456]

>>13009213
>I ate 30 burgers in one day, why are my shits weird??

Truly a mystery.

[Anonymous No.13009463]

>>13009213
Every time I read about white castle it's people saying they've eaten way too much f it then get horrible shits and indigestion. Why do people go there?

[Anonymous No.13009465]

>>13009463
You've clearly never eaten there

[Anonymous No.13009471]

>>13009465
Well yeah, that's why I'm asking.

[Anonymous No.13009523]

>>13009334
maybe to americans but any real human would eat one and be full.....

[Anonymous No.13009549]

>>13009392
Did you want me to coddle him and say the True Devil was those dastardly onions they snuck into his white bread and cow sandwich?

[Anonymous No.13009788]

>>13009549
>splitting hairs
Ok captain autism

[Anonymous No.13009804]

>>13009523
rent free

[Anonymous No.13009834]

>>13009523
I bet youre under 6'' and 120 lbs

[Anonymous No.13009848]

>>13009834
>under 6 inches

[Anonymous No.13010886]

>>13009523
>being a malnourished eatlet

[Anonymous No.13010900]

>eating on your bed

tickle me pink, faggot

[Anonymous No.13011005]

>>13009349

After their first pregnancy, most American females suffer some sort of GI unrest: Chron's, IBS, something like that. There is, in my opinion, an association with psychoactive drugs in most of these cases (Xanax, prozac, etc.)

My job requires me to interview many women about health conditions they suffer, and these stories come up so often that I have begun asking them if they take xanax or prozac or whatnot. The answer is always yes. And if I gently suggest they try to wean themselves off of these "medicines," it is invariably out of the question. The jewmaceutical pushers have so much to answer for.

[Anonymous No.13011217]

>>13009213
They have a 10-sack deal going on right now for $7 here in NY. Got one 3 days ago and finished the last 2 burgers this morning.

Tastes so good but it really is garbage.

[Anonymous No.13011319]

>>13009354
>Onions help break down fats and proteins
Source? I'm pretty reasonably aware of GI topics since I had get my large intestine surgically excised, and I'm under the impression both from experience and from what I've read that onions are a high residue food you would avoid on a low residue diet exactly because they give your GI tract a much harder time than something easy to digest like meat or rice would in contrast.

[Anonymous No.13011328]

>>13011005
It's not a woman predominant thing. I don't know why you keep trying to meme this. Inflammatory bowel disease is found in equal frequencies for men and women. The main demographics that stick out are, like for most every other disease, age specific (young adults and the elderly both represent peaks in diagnosis).

[Anonymous No.13011335]

I'm 247lbs. I would rule Europe. I way the same as Lebron James, a world class athlete.

[Anonymous No.13011798]

>>13009213
I fucking love White Castle.

[Anonymous No.13012014]

>>13011319
>Source?
He doesn't have a source because he pulled everything he said straight out of his ass

[Anonymous No.13012030]

>>13011217
That's a really good deal. We have Krystal where I live and those motherfuckers charge $15 for a 12 sack

[Anonymous No.13012312]

>>13009213
do americunts really buy suitcases of burgers?

[Anonymous No.13012357]

>>13012312

[Anonymous No.13012732]

>>13012357
jealous desu

[Anonymous No.13012734]

>>13009523
>Full
>One small tiny sandwich
Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.13012738]

white castle is fucking disgusting, not sure how anyone eats that garbage

[Anonymous No.13013293]

>>13009213
>onion shits
How white do you have to be?

[Anonymous No.13013795]

>>13009320
Keeping in mind for the gf

[Anonymous No.13014049]

>>13009257
get off the internet then, because the internet is american

[Anonymous No.13014051]

>>13009213
You are 30 hamburgers?
LMAO you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.13014055]

>>13014049
>Sir Tim Berniers Lee is American
Go to bed, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.13014068]

>>13014055
excellent job not understanding the point
maybe spend less time obsessing

[Anonymous No.13014083]

>>13009245
I just got some of these for the first time. I've been wanting to try them for years but never got them because people constantly say they're shit. They were honestly pretty good for frozen dinner i got for $2.80 a sixpack. decent enough to keep at home to meet my fast food cravings.

there are no actual white castle on the left coast to compare to though