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13008619 No.13008619 [Reply] [Original]

For me it’s Fosters. Australian for beer.
Only 335 Pesos per six pack. Not more than $6.50 USD. I’m celebrating Oktoberfest with Fosters. It’s good that the company now markets it here in the Philippines.

>> No.13008642

>>13008619
Based. Come to Vegas, many filipinos and plenty of fosters. 3 Jollibee so far. We need filipinos, the school system can't employ enough special ed teachers. Also a lot of filipinos in nursing and engineering

>> No.13008662

>>13008619
Mate, nothing better than a few frosty tubes of Foster's. Like cracking a Crownie at half the price.

>> No.13008663
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13008663

fosters fucking suck i can't believe this stupid board tricked me into buying one

>> No.13008878
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13008878

>>13008619
You should come to my place and suck the piss out of my cock, it'll taste just like Fosters

>> No.13008894

>>13008642
BASED

American NEEDS more immigrants, especially brown ones. All thirdies are welcome!

>> No.13008923

>>13008878
>Vic
The authentic bogan taste. Pairs well meat pies and existential depression.

>> No.13008942

>>13008642
>>13008894
BASED
>BASED
KEK
>KEK
BASED
>BASED
KEK
>KEK
BASED
>BASED
KEK
>KEK

>> No.13008972

>>13008642
>>13008894
>>13008942
Checked, twice! Nice!

>> No.13009952
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>>13008619
If you were a fuckin' fair dinkum fuckin' full grown Aussie, this is what you'd have for breakfast ya' dog cunts!
V B, LONGNECK! At twenty to eight in the bloody mornin'.
Get that up 'ere.

>> No.13010600

>>13008619
I'd drink that with lumpia and feel myself a south of the equator hard man!

>> No.13010618

w2c kangaroo FWB

>> No.13010695

>>13008619
I love filipinas. Send me some.

>> No.13010720

>>13008663
Its pretty good for the price

>> No.13010762

>>13009952
Fucking Melbournites playacting at being Australian.

>> No.13010779

What do Australians actually drink? I know Fosters and VB are just marketing/shitty memes, what are the actual popular beers?

>> No.13011487
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>>13010779
Inbreds in the north drink XXXX gold, tastes like shit but hey if the drink is served at 1C cant fucken tell the difference anyway

>> No.13011542

>>13008619
Question: how is that fruit-flavored San miguel beer i saw on billboards one time?

>> No.13011671
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13011671

for me, it's gotta be Great Northern Original.

>> No.13012424
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13012424

>If you were a fuckin' fair dinkum fuckin' full grown Aussie, this is what you'd have for breakfast ya' dog cunts!
>V B, LONGNECK! At twenty to eight in the bloody mornin'.
>Get that up 'ere.

>> No.13012443

>>13010779
Depends on where you live, most Ausfags are loyal to local breweries within their state

>> No.13012806
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>>13011487
Quad X is fuckin stellar you bogan cunt

>> No.13012818

>>13008663
You on your period or what? It's beer. Just fucking drink it.

>> No.13013067

>>13010779
Depends on location and all that.
Carlton is probably the most popular overall in the country though, although it has definitely lost a lot of its market to smaller breweries.

>> No.13013561

>>13010779
XXXX in Queensland, Tooheys New or Tooheys Extra Dry in NSW, VB in Victoria, Coopers in SA, fuck knows what they drink in the remote colonies.
People with working tastebuds though tend to drink Great Northern or Crown Lager.

>> No.13013568

>>13013067
Carlton was good when Carlton Cold tasted like liquid sex, was only $24 for a carton and when it was 6%.
Now it tastes like piss, they've doubled the price and shit's not as strong as it used to be.
Hell alcohol in general is overpriced in Australia now. The last 10 years prices have basically doubled but dumbcunts are happy to pay $70 for a bottle of shit rum and $50 for a 24pack because they're too busy working 100h/week FIFOs to pay the salary of rich chinamen and flips. Cunts are too busy to protest or actually do anything about it.

>> No.13013764
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13013764

>be 23 year old ausfag
>can only afford shitty udls
>havent even bought beer before
Fuck our prices

>> No.13013876

>>13010779

In this day and age there's no go-to drink. Wine is pretty popular though as it's taxed less.

>> No.13013897
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13013897

>>13013764
how do you feel about cider?
$30 for a 10 pack (6.9% abv).

>> No.13013951

>>13008619
>335 pesos = 6.50 USD
Holy fuck that exchange rate.

>> No.13014109

>>13013561
Crown is just VB in a pointy bottle.

>> No.13014163
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13014163

>>13008619
Fosters is an American beer, champ.
Real Aussies drink Cooper’s, from the last and only Australian-owned brewery.

>> No.13014209

>>13012443
True, as an Adelaidefag I used to be very defensive of Cooper's, till I gave it some thought and realised it's absolute shit.

>> No.13014259

>>13014163
Always wondered why it tasted like making love in a canoe.

>> No.13014261

>>13014209
What's wrong with it? What do you drink now?

>> No.13014290

Fosters is legit bad.

Try some other beers m8.

>> No.13014310

>>13014290
Fosters is bad but at $2 a pint it's far better then your other options.

>> No.13014388

>>13014261
Ignore that poof, there's nothing wrong with coopers. It's not complicated beer, but it's good simple ale.

>> No.13014425

>>13010779
I moved to the inner city from the country (lived in both Melbourne and Sydney) and Fat Yak is pretty popular. Some variety of James Squires is usually always on tap too.

Carlton Draught/Dry, Crown Lager and the meme team show up as well. The only time I've seen Foster's is at a bottle shop in Geelong.

>> No.13014439

>>13014209
>I used to think I liked vagina until a thick veiny cock shot ropes down my throat at the local glory hole
Go strangle some teenage boys you fucking gay sandgroper.

>> No.13014605

>>13011487
>dissing the beer can regatta
off yourself

>> No.13014620

>>13013764
Try Goon, especially the fortified stuff. Nasty hangovers though.

>> No.13014654

>>13013764
>>13014620
And cleanskins from Dan Murphy's. Check the reviews though because it's hit or miss

>> No.13015326

>drink Great Northerns
>taste like shit
>drink XXXX
>tastes like shit
>drink VB
>tastes like shit
>drink Coronas
>tastes like shit
How the fuck do I fix my shit taste? I love most alcohol, but all beer tastes exactly the same to me and that taste is stale piss

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13016242

>be Aussie
>spend 12 years overseas traveling and working
>finally move back to Australia
>alcohol prices have literally doubled/tripled
>even fucking Passion Pop has gone from $2 a bottle to $9.99
>all the beer is only 3% or 4%.
>VB and Asahi is the only beer that's actually 5%
>shit's like $55 for a 24pack now though
>end up drinking Goon because it's still $9/4L after all these years
fuck man
it's like the govt is TRYING to turn everyone into useless, homeless winos.

>> No.13016269

>>13013951
Vietnam is 24,000 Dong to 1 Dollar. SEA is crazy cheap.

>> No.13016345

>>13016269

so much dong.

>> No.13016826

We Aussies LOVE to drink Foster's when we're grilling shrimp on the barbie! Best thing in the world next to Outback Steakhouse, which offers a fine catalogue of true blue Aussie cuisine.

>> No.13016831

>>13016826
g'day mate

>> No.13016849

>>13008619
oh you poor soul. fosters is australian for 'the shitty beer we trick foreign cunts into buying'
As a general aussie beer guide, the major cities here all have their main beer. each of those major city beers are better than fosters. please, i beg you, try to find a different aussie beer. Boags is a good place to start

>> No.13016869

>>13016849
Out here in Sydney we like to drink Foster's! Croikey!

>> No.13016874

>>13016849
if that's true why is Foster'sTM "Australian for beer?"

>> No.13017243

>>13015326
You've literally picked all the boring stuff. Every lager that's nice gets pricey.

>> No.13017253

>>13013897
That's apple cordial in a can

>> No.13017272

>>13008619
>Australian
>Pesos
>USD
>Oktoberfest
>Philippines
Nigger you what? Is it possible for too much diversity to be present?

>> No.13017291

>>13016849
>Boags is a good place to start
LOL I’m 1500m from the brewery and can see it from my front porch.

>> No.13017297

>>13017291
Oi m8 I'm on me way to ur place cunt

>> No.13017298

>>13016869
No we don’t, faggot.

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>>13017272
>Too much diversity
>Philippines
Nope.

>> No.13017389

>>13008642
VEGAS IS FULL

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>>13012818
>You on your period or what? It's beer. Just fucking drink it.

>> No.13017573

>>13016826
Fair dinkum, mate.

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fosters is awful

>> No.13017701

>>13017514
Guess that's a yes.

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>>13008619
Based Aussie approved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpOBX427ZI

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>>13017840
Post the right image.

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>>13008619
YeahNah Oi'd rather drink a jar uf me own pissworta dan sumutha tha shite! Yoove bean had m8, Fosters aint worth 5 cents let alone fiddy bucks for a slab.

Oi dun care wha 'ol Paul Hogan an his ad's said, Fosters is a national disgrace.

>> No.13017876

>>13016874
It was commonly drunk in the early 80s and before. Then it focused on the overseas market. It's no worse than the other trash LCD beers, but most Australians aren't intelligent enough to realise. The important thing to them is that the correct logo is on the packaging. A hivemind, really, but one that imagines that it shares the spirit of independence. It doesn't. Australians are conformists at heart. I'm so glad I left.

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>>13014620
a couple of b Vit's and a fk ton of water before bed usually cancels out most of the worst of it.

Once downed a whole box in one night/morning with water 1:1 ratio. Pissed like a hose but felt fine after a bit of sleep.

>> No.13017953

>>13008619
lmao Filipinos use spic money

>> No.13017990

>>13008642
I know you're being sarcastic, but I work in healthcare and foreign CNAs are best CNAs. 80% of the time, American-born CNAs are the biggest fuck-ups on earth. DUIs, battery, fraud, child abuse, weapons charges, and more have all come up on BG checks for Mutt CNAs I have interviewed in the past two weeks.

Every time someone askes me to sponsor their visa to come work as a CNA for me, I jump on it.

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13018006

>love Australians
>only Australians I've ever even seen in person were the Chats when I saw them in concert
blz come to texas strayabros

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>>13018006
Sorry bro, the curfew hasn't lifted yet. send help. send guns.

>> No.13018071

>>13017876
Bloody tall poppy syndrome is getting out of hand here.

>> No.13018520

>>13018071
What did you expect? The cycle is a positive feedback loop.
>Fuck successful people
>Okay, I'm leaving
>No one successful left
>Generation later
>Kid of unsuccessful parents tries to make it
>Other kids of unsuccessful parents: Fuck successful people
>Okay I'm leaving
Rinse and repeat.

>> No.13018543

>>13017876
Good riddance.

>> No.13018785

>>13013764
Don't just write "fuck our prices" how about don't be suckers that go for carbon credits. Don't elect the faggots that go for the carbon credit scam of the century.

>> No.13018798

>>13018785
Fuck off schizo

>> No.13018823
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13018823

>>13018798
So I'm a schizo for knowing that suckers that deal with "carbon credits" are 100% suckers and retarded.
Look m8, try to not be stupid then you might come across as someone with a sense of reality. It's a fucking money grabbing scheme from the UN, if anyone else was doing that then they'd be declared illegal, like drug dealing money launderers.

Why not just admit that you're a sucker?

>> No.13018841

>>13018823
You're a schizo for trying to derail a thread to be about some long defunct carbon tax when high alchohol prices everywhere they are found are as a result of sin taxes.

Why not admit you're barking mad?

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>>13018823
I prefer these as a snack desu

>> No.13018856

>>13018823
Stop sniffing petrol
Sniff stubbies

>> No.13018860

>>13008619
Good onya m8. Wash down that hot pagpag with it.

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13018866

>>13018841
It's not defunct, you pay stupid high prices in Australia the cause is for "carbon credits." Why do you think the prices are so high there for the same damn thing that I can get for a buck fiddy here in the States?
Don't make my dingo go after you.

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>>13018853
Try some of these out, tower jamaican beef patties.

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13018892

>>13018876
heh, I looked through OP's window and saw him eating these...

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>>13018892

>> No.13018918

>>13018866
>all taxes are a carbon tax levied by the UN
Whatever mate. Heard from the Serbian Gangster Computer God lately?

>> No.13018921

>>13018918
They went around your legislature plus you're still Brit crown territory, maybe you don't have any say in it.

>> No.13018923

>>13018866
>Let me tell you about your country
Fucking sharts

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>>13018921
>you're still Brit crown territory
everyone already knows you're a retard fella, stop proving it

>> No.13018951

>>13018923
>sharts
Yeah ok, you can blame us for all of your problems but that only goes so far, like that little boy crying wolf all the time, sometime it wont work.

Men At Work - Overkill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI

>> No.13018954

>>13018939
So you're asserting that Austrailia isn't a commonwealth of the UK? Just look at your coins and currency, I had to shut up some Canadians about that as well.

>> No.13018960

The Specials - Do Nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-fEr0kv-E4

>> No.13018963

>>13018954
** Australia **

>> No.13018965

>>13018951
Hahaha mate you're cooked

>> No.13018974

>>13018965
Like a barbed wire canoe. Who is your head of state? Do you even know?

"Can't get used to losing you"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qErykBldZCs

>> No.13018991

>>13013897
Aldi sell a 'home brand' 375ml Apple Cider at 10 for $16.99 and 6 packs of apple or pear in glass 330ml for $9.99. Don't mind either. Prefer them over the Somersby. They also sell large "Renberg" which I think is aldi brand although it's a bit more expensive per ml.

>> No.13018995

>>13018974
That shit has nothing to do with your fantasies about our taxes.

>> No.13018996

>>13016242
It's the hotel lobby mixed with the fact all the cunts in parliament are upper class snobs who wouldn't touch a beer until they need to look like drinking one before the election.

>> No.13019001

>>13018991
I hate that shit, it's like some tomfollary(?) when they put .99 on it instead just rounding the price. Idiots with marketing degrees piss me off everytime. What the fuck is 16.99 instead of 17 or 9.99 instead of 10. Do they in focus groups really think that they're going to fool people?

>> No.13019006

>>13019001
I know, at least it's better than burgers who don't put all the taxes on the prices and then you get to the counter and suddenly there's 25% more in taxes and tips that you have no idea about.
>tomfoolery
btw

>> No.13019008

>>13018996
I thought that was House of Lords, the Commons is from the general population?
We get a lot of your stuff on C-SPAN and it's very interesting.

Bad Manners - Special Brew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfqguL88tA

>> No.13019014

>>13019006
tomfoolery, that's it.

>> No.13019019

>>13019001
>Do they in focus groups really think that they're going to fool people
But they do. It's a thing.

>> No.13019028

>>13019019
Oh, I know, I had a girlfriend a real hot chick with a marketing degree and I used to make fun of it a lot. I guess that it's why we're exs now and I'm not married.

>> No.13019033

Hindsight is always 20/20.

>> No.13019057

>>13019028
Lmao

>> No.13019061

>>13008619
Foster's is the most disappointing beer I have ever drunk.

>> No.13019062

>>13019008
That's England that have lords and 'regular' MP's.
In Australia the politicians are all from the same upper class, the only difference is if they old money rich (conservatives), bush dynasty rich (nationals), inner city bougie rich (greens) or suburban professional rich (labor). They all go to the same private schools & inner city unis to all study law, start working at the same law firms and anyone who doesn't fit in gets drummed out in university politics.

>> No.13019114

>>13019062
10$ says Morrison gets back stabbed and replaced within 6 months. Our government is a joke.

>> No.13019145

>>13019114
No chance. The libs will make sure house prices don't fall to secure the bogan & boomer vote that wins elections, they'll crow about a bullshit 'surplus' created by fucking with services, maybe throw in a token increase to the pension and he'll glide through with no media opposition and probably win another term. Abbott tried too much stupid shit and let's face it he's a bit weird so he got punted, Turnbull wasn't even liked by his own party, Morrison just won an election his party were expected a landslide defeat on. He's exactly the type Murdoch wants, a pliable god bothering empty vessel for billionaires to shove neoliberal policy into.

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>>13019145
>hes a bit weird

what makes you say that?

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>>13019145
>The libs will make sure house prices don't fall
Oh please for the love of god just let the prices fucking fall already

End all immigration tomorrow, ban foreign property ownership, and let the market gradually fix itself. I'm sick to the fucking back teeth of watching prices continually go ever upward. It's gotten to the point where me and my wife have decided that we're going to move in with my mum when our lease expires, so we can spend a couple of years putting our rent money into savings instead. We finally got fed up of paying someone else's mortgage while watching our savings slowly build up, and realised at the rate we were going we wouldn't have a down payment until we're 40 (at which point house prices would probably have doubled again and it'd all be for naught).

Rent costs are fucked, property costs are fucked. Everything is fucked in this country. And of course there's all the other lovely cost of living issues, while wages are stagnant.

Staying on topic, Coopers is breddy gud. XPA has proven to be a good new addition to their range, it'll be a good summer drink.

>> No.13019569

>>13019517
This is the most xenophobic, racist. disgusting thing I have read today. You people don't deserve to live here.

>> No.13019600

>>13008619
you can buy a 24oz can of those at the store near me for like 2 bucks. its fucking great

>> No.13019622

>>13011542
they're shit
only women drink them

>> No.13019634

>>13019145
>The libs will make sure house prices don't fall to
Imagine being such a party cuck