Happy birthday, 4chan!

[Anonymous No.12999976]

I made you a Mr. Breakfast.

Who fuck with Mr. Breakfast every day?

[Anonymous No.13000026]

i wish someone would fuck me

[Anonymous No.13000042]

>>12999976
>blueberry acai diet coke
Why.

[Anonymous No.13000055]

>>13000042
Love that shit my man, Strawberry Guava too. Try them. They're faggy Virginia Slim style cans but they're awesome.

[Anonymous No.13000058]

>>12999976
Is that American sugar bread?

[Anonymous No.13000063]

>>13000058
Whole grain wheat. I like the rigidness of it and the little seeds.

[Anonymous No.13000170]

>>13000055
We don't even have them here; probably our coke is good enough with its cane sugar

[Anonymous No.13000173]

>>12999976
get a pepper mill and freshly grind your pepper, that pre-ground pepper dust from a jar looks like shit

[Anonymous No.13000204]

>>13000026
Asl?

[Anonymous No.13000206]

>>13000173
Good advice, thank you.
>>13000170
Trying to cut down on sugar, once I started paying attention, I couldn't believe how much of it there is in everything.

I'm burning through my non-/ck/ approved shit so I can brick cheese and salt / pepper grinders. I hope it's as good as everyone mocking me says it is.

Going to make burritos today. Goat my beans soaked overnight.

Filler :
1lb seasoned taco beef
one diced onion
fresh garlic + ginger
salsa
corn
black beans
Mexican rice
cheese
additional hot sauce

I do like 10 big burritos at a time and wrap them up in two's for lunch for a few days, get them out and pan toast them.

[Anonymous No.13000229]

>>13000206
>I couldn't believe how much of it there is in everything.
Well you lot put it in the bread. I personally fill the beverage gap with tea, which works for me.

Do you need the corn in there? Seems like another obvious place you could cut down

[Anonymous No.13000237]

>>13000229
It's not enough per serving / burrito to make much sense. I mean if I was going for no sugar, I wouldn't be making burritos. I love me a keto burger but I'm not sure there's a way to make a keto burrito. Maybe woven romain lettuce or something? I suppose a taco salad could be keto if you omit the rice and beans but at that point it's just salad with taco meat.

[Anonymous No.13000254]

>>13000237
>It's not enough per serving / burrito to make much sense.
How do you mean? If it's not much corn in a burrito to start with then all the more reason to if you're making a batch of 10 big ones, because the sugar content across all 10 of them isn't necessary and is easily removed.

You don't have to go necessarily have to go cold turkey, but it's these little things that keep people from being consistent with their diet commitments.

[Anonymous No.13000263]

>>13000254
You're right. Thanks for the suggestions and encouragement. I think corn is more aesthetic for burritos than for taste, so there's some bright colors instead of brown mush. I'll dice up some bell peppers for them in that case.

[Anonymous No.13000570]

Got the peppers and onions sweating, rice soon, then beef and burritos.

[Anonymous No.13000586]

>b-but w-wheat bread is h-healthier than white bread!
kek fucking retard

[Anonymous No.13000643]

We're almost to Burrito Junction, Burritopia.

[Anonymous No.13000905]

I had to let the flavors meet for a few after adding some salsa.

[Anonymous No.13000909]

I had like 1.5 burritos left so I made this one the alpha burrito, I'll have to cut it in half or something, I don't know. I maxed out the weight and mass of the poor little white tortilla.

[Anonymous No.13000918]

Toasted and with some cheese armor.

Have a good lunch and a good day /ck/.

[Anonymous No.13000919]

>>13000909
Ngl, id crush about 5 of those

[Anonymous No.13000952]

>>13000909
>>13000918
Mad jelly, good job anon.

[Anonymous No.13001552]

Anyone got any interesting burrito toppings for next time? I skipped jalapenos because I used so much hot sauce on these. I think I'm going to switch to red onions going forward, they just look nicer, i just get to the market and those giant Sam Walton GMO steroid onions bully me into buying them. I was trying to think of something that would stay crunchy, but I can't think of anything. I generally like lettuce in mine but it doesn't keep very well.

I need some crunch. Maybe something pickled?

[Anonymous No.13001702]

>>13000919
What are you? 400 pounds?

[Anonymous No.13001714]

>>13001702
Try 250 asshole. I'm not even overweight.

[Anonymous No.13001720]

>>13001714
>250 lb
>not overweight
lmao sure thing

[Anonymous No.13001753]

>>13001552
Maybe pickled red onions, crunchy tortilla strips or a fresh coleslaw mix without dressing.

[Anonymous No.13001876]

>>13001714

[Anonymous No.13001963]

>>13001876
Your opinion is suspect since you're the most obese (30+ BMI) president since Taft.

[Anonymous No.13002411]

>>13001714
Dude, cut out the rice immediately.

[Anonymous No.13002435]

>>13001714
the only way you could be 250 and at a healthy weight is if you were 7 feet tall, and even then you could still stand to lose some

[Anonymous No.13002480]

>>13000204
>38/m/Utah<<<<<<hott
I look like a cross between Justin Timberlake and Matt Damon
no pics though :(

[Anonymous No.13002571]

>>13002435
He'd need to absolutely jacked

[Anonymous No.13002580]

>>13000918
looks good but melt that cheese

[Anonymous No.13003974]

>>13002580
It melted I just took the pic quick so I could enjoy a hot burrito. Sometimes I melt it in a pan and lay it over it like a burrito waifu's veil.

[Anonymous No.13004084]

Today I made a tomato toastie Rastafarian.

[Anonymous No.13004098]

>>13004084
I feel sad for your life

[Anonymous No.13004116]

>>13004098
Which parts? Let's hear it.

[Anonymous No.13004119]

>>13004116
You tell us, you're the one with the poopy life. We're here to help anon.

[Anonymous No.13004156]

>>13004119
I'm not going to be mean to you for mocking me, but thanks for the support. Currently there's not much to tell, I just like posting stuff on /ck/ to try and help it get back to the days where people cooked fun / funny stuff and away from the Tower of Babish our catalogue has become.

Is this not noble?

[Anonymous No.13004184]

>>13002435
>>13002571
He doesn't need to be absolutely jacked, being tall and having a decent amount of muscles would be enough. Though even if he is, he could likely do with a lean cut.
Don't fall for the BMI meme.

[Anonymous No.13004216]

>>13000026
Just use dating apps, you fucking moron. It's literally liking throwing hand grenades in a barrel full of visceral, horny fish. Though, I bet Grindr is your best bet, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.13004223]

>>13000058
Italian bread is the same desu