Thoughts on pic related? I’m a femanon who drinks 18-23ish shots of these every other night. In my late 20s

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Anonymous Sun Sep 29 19:56:50 2019 No.12992986 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts on pic related? I’m a femanon who drinks 18-23ish shots of these every other night. In my late 20s

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 19:59:28 2019 No.12993001 >>12992986 >2200 calories every other night in just vodka How much of a hambeast are you?

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:03:11 2019 No.12993019

I was introduced to this brand by a YT video (you may have seen it) wherein an "alcohol expert" rated this brand very highly, despite it being the "cheap" brand, above smirnoff and other more renowned names. The name "Popov" rolls of the tongue nicely.

But me? I don't drink any alcohol anymore. Too many unpleassant experiences with it at college.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:04:59 2019 No.12993026 >>12993019 So for you, its the McChicken, not the popov

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:05:08 2019 No.12993028 >>12993019 Sorry to hear about your ass rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:07:45 2019 No.12993042 >>12993026 n-yyyes... >>12993028 It didn't eliminate my anxiety as I thought it would, and when I drank more to try and solve that problem, bad things happened (nothing sexual though)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:11:31 2019 No.12993053 >>12993042 I'm sorry about your ass rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:12:22 2019 No.12993059 File: 33 KB, 640x480, 786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12993053

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:13:28 2019 No.12993064 Larping bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:16:48 2019 No.12993080 >>12993064 Not larping. Halp

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:30:53 2019 No.12993140 >>12992986 Too much, quit drinking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:42:06 2019 No.12993181 >>12993140 But I enjoy it so much and it makes me so happy when doing it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:44:05 2019 No.12993186 >>12993181 Youre a retard, STOP DRINKING!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:44:48 2019 No.12993191 >>12993186 I can’t it’s a disease

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:45:41 2019 No.12993194 >>12992986 Did Daddy just leave or was it an uncle who touched you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:48:26 2019 No.12993210 >>12993191 No, its just you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:50:57 2019 No.12993224 >>12992986 rip in peace cutie

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:11:52 2019 No.12993330 >>12993191 If thats the case get help quitting. Check yourself into rehab retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:12:58 2019 No.12993334 >>12993330 You have to want to get better before you can work get better. She doesn't, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:16:49 2019 No.12993355 >>12992986 You are going to need a liver transplant before you are 40, jesus chirst

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:17:17 2019 No.12993358 Popov is the worst vodka of all time. I drink something that's the same price it comes in a blue plastic bottle I forget the fucking name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:21:55 2019 No.12993375 >>12993358 Platinum 7x that's it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:24:55 2019 No.12993389 >>12993358 I drink Tvar

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:32:38 2019 No.12993426 >>12993001 Plus when you drink that much you inevitably eat an extra meal. She’s probably consuming 3500 calories total after dinner on those nights

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:38:42 2019 No.12993456 >>12993355 still a better solution for dealing with life than the shit a doctor would prescribe

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:42:45 2019 No.12993471 >>12993426 I dunno, if she's like me when you drink that much vodka you stop eating for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 22:31:32 2019 No.12993696 File: 2.98 MB, 1440x810, laughingsatania.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he spends more than $10 per handle on vodka

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 22:36:10 2019 No.12993723 >>12993001 Not to mention what excess alcohol consumtion does to your nose. Also most alcohol calories go to your stomach

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 02:49:16 2019 No.12994515 File: 468 KB, 500x313, UXP3Z.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12992986 can you get drunk then breath on me with your drunk breath pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 02:51:17 2019 No.12994517 >>12992986 L O N D O N O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 02:51:49 2019 No.12994518 Why is your gender relevant? Why is your age relevant? Why is your level of drug consumption relevant? Why are you making a thread on bottom shelf vodka on the cooking board?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 02:52:13 2019 No.12994520 >>12992986 Why did you mention your gender? And you did it with the same word anonymous, which means you DO NOT reveal that shit. Fuck you attention whore. That said, are you fuckable?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 02:53:07 2019 No.12994522 >>12993191 You need to find a bf with the same relationship. Eventually you will both self destruct

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 02:58:29 2019 No.12994535

>>12994520
>>12994518
>seething this hard over "im a girl" where it actually matters
Men and women are affected by alcohol differently. This is actually helpful information in determining how high this consumption is.
Now, are you dumb or just very triggered by women?

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:09:26 2019 No.12994554

>>12994535
I know women, and I know for a fact she said it only to attract attention, not to seek medical advice about the effects of alcohol as it pertains to gender. Why are you defending this stupid whore? White Knight? Hope that works for you, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:31:59 2019 No.12994605 >>12994535 >Men and women are affected by alcohol differently How? There's a reason alcoholics anonymous separates men and women because women try to soak up all the attention of thirsty pathetic males.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:38:49 2019 No.12994618 >>12994605 The size of their body and liver. Also drunk girls wet like a waterfall while men have whiskey dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:45:02 2019 No.12994633 >>12993471 You stomach lining is so inflamed it literally feels like you drank acid the day after a bender like that. If I go 1l+ in one day I can't eat for a good 16 hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 04:08:46 2019 No.12994678 >>12994554 >waaah waaah We get it weirdo. Ur a faget

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 08:32:04 2019 No.12995210 >>12993358 You’ve obviously never had Taaka. Pure paint thinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 08:48:20 2019 No.12995248 Not a single "tits or gtfo". It's official. /ck/ is officially a worse, more newfaggot-infested board than /v/. Fucking /v/. Jesus wept.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 10:35:18 2019 No.12995606 >>12995248 I mentioned my gender because alcohol affects women differently you underage kiddies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 10:39:40 2019 No.12995625 >>12992986 There is better vodka for just a little more. If I'm being cheap there are cheaper vodkas. Anyway I'm not here to lecture you. Sounds like you know how to put em down, I could use a drinking buddy like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 11:03:21 2019 No.12995703 I don't get why this is shilled so much. I drink cheap plastic handles and this is not one of the "good" (drinkable) ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 11:07:30 2019 No.12995715 >>12993723 what does it do to your nose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 11:33:32 2019 No.12995816 File: 42 KB, 600x600, jew_basic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12995715

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 11:48:47 2019 No.12995852 >>12994518 Have sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 11:49:56 2019 No.12995855 Better stop before you get cirrhosis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:03:43 2019 No.12995903 >>12994633 What a faggot

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:09:20 2019 No.12995922

I've been only drinking beer every day but it takes too much time and fluid to get drunk so I am thinking to start drinking liquor also because it has less calories per ethanol.

What do you mean with every other night? Every day or every second day or sporadically?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:13:02 2019 No.12995934 >>12995922 drink wine so you dont feel like a total piece of shit, liquor is for total losers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:18:13 2019 No.12995956 when you really drink you don't eat, and shrivel away

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:20:28 2019 No.12995962

>>12995934
Beer and wine is for flavor and enjoyment. Plastic handle vodka (fuck Popov, though) is for the alcohol. It's the quickest, easiest, cheapest, least calories, least hangover way to get your fix. There's a reason almost all alcoholics eventually find themselves drinking mostly cheap handles of vodka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:23:54 2019 No.12995983 (vodka)hangovers were to bad i had to switch to beer. and i still get hungry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:24:11 2019 No.12995985 >>12995962 so...its for degenerates....thanks for reiterating what I just posted?

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:24:53 2019 No.12995991

>>12995934
I like beer because when you are already sufficiently drunk you can just sip on it all night without getting totally shitfaced, but getting on that level is taking too long so I'm thinking doing a couple of shots and then continue with beer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:26:24 2019 No.12995997 File: 209 KB, 1024x768, skol grills.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12995985 >posts in threads he has no business being in >unironically calls people "degenerates" Yikes. Talk about losers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:26:26 2019 No.12995998 >>12995983 Get so shitfaced you pass out and can't get the munchies anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:27:03 2019 No.12996002 >>12994554 >I know women, and I know for a fact she said it only to attract attention This, she probably didn’t say it to help inform girls aren’t that smart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:29:29 2019 No.12996010 >>12996002 IF I WANTED ATTENTION ID POST ON KIKBOOK OR FAGSTAGRAM

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:29:49 2019 No.12996013 >>12995997 no business being in? I work in a brewery faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:30:14 2019 No.12996014 >>12996013 Of course you do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:30:17 2019 No.12996015 >>12995998 no i still want to be able to eat. vodka was a little to much, few beers i'm ready to eat. make some pork chops, our wings, our cube steak, our bloomin onion

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:30:51 2019 No.12996018 >>12996014 what is that supposed to mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:31:51 2019 No.12996022 >>12996018 You know exactly what it means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:35:10 2019 No.12996032 >>12995997 4 2 3 1

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:37:35 2019 No.12996040 >>12996015 Well you're not in too deep yet. You start drinking an 18 pack a day there's no more room or time for food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:40:28 2019 No.12996050 I just don't like the hard liquor buzz, but I see how it's more convenient for someone who always wants alcohol in their blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:42:20 2019 No.12996060 File: 11 KB, 210x240, ok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12996032 all that alcohol, bed right there, something nasty is gonna happen.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:42:51 2019 No.12996063

>>12995962
I have mostly been getting wine drunk for the past few years and it's much more enjoyable. My tolerance gets pretty high quickly so I have to mix it up and that's when I drink vodka or something else. It's not the quickest way to get hammered but enough of it will do the trick and it goes down much easier. The downside is my trash is heavy as FUCK now from all the bottles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:43:40 2019 No.12996067 >>12996063 > i have the shits all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:44:29 2019 No.12996070 >>12996067 No more than usual but it gets kind of funky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:44:39 2019 No.12996072 >>12996050 Yeah me too, I don't believe for a second every alcohol has the same effect like sciencecucks say.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:46:38 2019 No.12996084

>>12996063
How rich are you? With the amount I drink I'd have to stick to boxed wine, and trying to down that shit fast enough to get a decent buzz going is terrible. Same thing with people who can drink a case of natty or whatever dirty dishwater, 4% macro lager and keep a buzz going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:47:29 2019 No.12996088 a beer after a week not drinking, thats a great beer. mixed drink would be nice after a week though to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:48:37 2019 No.12996095 >>12995715 Look up WC Fields

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:49:06 2019 No.12996097 >>12996040 Spoken like a guy without a real beer belly, I can fit a 24 pack and a 20 dollar mcdonalds order in there easy. Pray for my cardiovascular health.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:55:57 2019 No.12996138 >>12996097 Maybe youre right because it throws off my brain chemistry where I don't want to eat, like those monkeys they experiment with by keep giving them cocaine. I stop caring about food eventually.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 12:59:52 2019 No.12996153

>>12996084
I do alright financially but I'm not balling in gucci or anything. I get this cheap shit for $3.50/bottle. 3 bottles is usually enough but sometimes I get up to 4 and a few beers. If I drink vodka it takes about a 750 to get me where I need to be and it just doesn't go down as easy as wine. I do it anyway, I'm doing it right now, but I prefer wine. I really prefer whiskey or tequila but that's much more expensive since I don't drink bottom shelf stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:01:20 2019 No.12996159 File: 46 KB, 810x600, wc-fields-download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12996095 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:01:21 2019 No.12996160 >>12996097 >I can fit a 24 pack and a 20 dollar mcdonalds order in there easy. Fucken heard. My stomach is a bottomless pit when I drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:03:55 2019 No.12996172 >>12996160 >>12996097 All that fluid from the beers + gas from carbonation bloats your stomach over time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:04:43 2019 No.12996174 >>12996172 Improvise, adapt, overcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:04:58 2019 No.12996177 >>12993191 What a terrible disease too. You have to drink alcohol. My moms arthritis has basically crippled her, but that's nothing compared to drinking alcohol

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:12:47 2019 No.12996222

1.75l faggot checking in.
I drank a handle (minimum) of Smirnoff per day every day for six years straight.
It actually killed me.
I'm off dialysis now and apparently have 100% kidney function, but homegirl- as someone who killed himself on accident at 21, you should really taper down.
Or at the very least stop drinking trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:14:36 2019 No.12996232 >>12996160 I'm the opposite. If I drink, then I won't eat- because I want to get more drunk. Also, a handle of vodka is like, 4,000 calories.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:34:58 2019 No.12996313
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>>12996232
I've tried that but then my hunger hits me all at once but I'm so fucking drunk it's hard to cook and god forbid I don't have any food. That's when I either burn something, pass out with the oven on, or black out in a fast food place (I walk, there are a bunch right next to where I live). I can't drink a whole handle in one sitting but I drank half yesterday and I'm working on the other half today. I consume some pretty asinine amounts of calories sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:35:24 2019 No.12996317 >>12996222 You're only 21 and were drinking a handle a day? How old were you when you started?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:37:03 2019 No.12996325 >>12996317 He said 6 years so I guess 15? I don't know anyone who could do that at that age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:38:14 2019 No.12996328 File: 107 KB, 897x1200, claire-saffitz-head-shot_c_alex-lau-CROPPED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alcohol? You know, its kinda funny, but Ive actually never had that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:40:53 2019 No.12996335 >>12996317 This man>>12996325 Is correct. 15. I was trapping harder than a motherfucker and would give people discounts if they paid me in booze. I've been on my own since 14, and that seemed like the answer at the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:42:09 2019 No.12996342 >>12996335 What country are you in?

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:43:20 2019 No.12996349

>>12996313
I drink ~half a handle a day (usually closer to a third, but lately it's been pretty consistently half, and that's a significant difference, at least for me) and I can pretty much only eat when I'm drinking. I never pass out when I'm not already in bed, but I do sometimes wake up and look around and realize I made two full meals and also drove to Taco Bell the night before, and I've never left my oven on or started a fire or gotten into a car accident (yeah, I'm not walking to Taco Bell in the middle of the night).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:44:39 2019 No.12996352 >>12996328 You're doing god's work, anon. Maybe the mods will finally realize how cancerous BA posters are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:45:01 2019 No.12996357 >>12996342 US. You fuggin' dataminer. I live in a red state though, so as risky as things were, alcohol tax wasn't too bad at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:46:09 2019 No.12996361 File: 53 KB, 620x809, 1548173608924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12996335 >was trapping harder than a motherfucker I honestly can't tell if you're referring to something semi-music related or literally muh pelts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:47:05 2019 No.12996363 >>12996335 >I was trapping harder than a motherfucker Well that also explains why you got the disease this fast because you weren't eating

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:48:07 2019 No.12996366 >>12996361 It means he is a faggot selling out his boipucci

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:57:03 2019 No.12996395 >>12994554 Have sex incel. But make sure you wear a condom, don’t want your genes polluting the pool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 13:58:58 2019 No.12996405 >>12996361 Oh you poor sweet innocent child. Trapping refers to the profession of selling illegal drugs on the streets.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:02:38 2019 No.12996421
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>>12996357
kek I'm not a cop. Not even close. Just wondering if you were American or something else. I know a little about the lifestyle.

>>12996349
I have to eat, it just has to happen. I've been woken up by cops because I decided to take a nap on the sidewalk, I've woken up in jail too. I didn't get a car until I was 23 so when I'm drunk I'll go on impossibly long walks. I usually bring some beers in a backpack. When it's dark out and nobody is out or awake I sometimes bring the bottle with me and just sip on it while I walk. I bought a toaster oven after I left the oven on so it's not as dangerous. I've left that on too. I buy some pretty big slabs of meat sometimes and one time I left one in there and woke up with all the lights on and some smoking meat cooking. I ate it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:02:39 2019 No.12996420 >>12996405 Yeah, that's not a commonly used expression.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:04:27 2019 No.12996425 >>12996421 Drinking makes people do stupid things, but I guess it's a lot worse when you're stupid to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:06:14 2019 No.12996436 >>12996425

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:14:38 2019 No.12996476 >>12996420 It definitely is. You’re just too sheltered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:19:33 2019 No.12996504 >>12996420 Dude that is a super commonly used expression. How much of a honky are you?

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:22:36 2019 No.12996515

>>12996421
Most recently I was having side pains, and then I fainted in a walmart (the lowest of the lows), so I decided to go and get some blood work/ CT scans done. They didn't explain why I was having side pains, but they did confirm that I have 100% kidney function.
So that's cool.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:25:28 2019 No.12996522

>>12996515
I forgot to mention I hadn't eaten for three+ days. That probably had something to do with it.
All they could really do was give me FOUR liters of fluids.
That's an insane amount of fluids.
But I was a little disappointed in the quality of care, because when they just throw a bag of saline fluids at you- you know that they have no fucking clue what's going on.
It's just their cure all/"???"/idk.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:28:34 2019 No.12996534

>>12996522
There's a little bit of a stigma against alcoholism among medical "professionals". Even the family doctor you've been seeing since you were a toddler will turn into an asshole if you go in and say you think the issue you've been having is alcohol related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:29:32 2019 No.12996536 File: 229 KB, 729x849, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12996420 Dude are you literally fucking retarded, or do you just live in like bum fuck Egypt/ the middle of Idaho?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:30:40 2019 No.12996540 >>12996536 I'm not black and don't fetishize hip hop culture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:34:10 2019 No.12996551 >>12996540 Nigger I am Plymouth Rock white. I didn't choose the trap, the trap chose me. Try being abandoned at 14.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:36:03 2019 No.12996560

>>12996540
I'm glad mommy and daddy paid for your college.
I paid for both of my younger sister's college educations just so they wouldn't have to deal with the same dirt/ lifestyle I did.
I'm a walking piece of human garbage, but I did do something good for those I care about.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:38:52 2019 No.12996566 >>12996551 >>12996560 >try being abandoned at 14 >i'm a walking piece of human garbage I'm sorry you've had a bad life, but stop trying to pretend these things are normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:39:21 2019 No.12996568 This is going to get interesting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:40:52 2019 No.12996574 >>12996536 Wait what's wrong with Idaho?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:41:02 2019 No.12996575 >>12996566 I'll do my best, special for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:42:47 2019 No.12996585 >>12996574 They've been shipping out sub-par potatoes recently. Is there anything else going for them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:43:05 2019 No.12996587 >>12996515 Probably gastritis or stomach ulcers, possibly pancreatitis but they would most likely have seen that on scans. Just because you fainted that is very far off from dying.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:43:20 2019 No.12996589

>>12996574
I don't know, was trying to think of somewhere more flyover than Ohio, but I couldn't use Ohio as a trap reference because of their insane heroin epidemic.
There's probably nothing wrong with Idaho, I was just trying to guess where that sheltered as fuck dude lived.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:45:41 2019 No.12996603

>>12996587
No dude, prior to that I died for 45 minutes.
There's a difference between falling over drunk, and fainting. That's never happened go me before- it was like the fps for life slowed down, and then I just lost consciousness. That was just my most recent medical issue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:47:19 2019 No.12996611 >>12992986 >18-23 shots per night you're going to die very very very soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:47:51 2019 No.12996612 >>12996587 I am my own personal hell and there is a devil living inside my body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:48:53 2019 No.12996620 >>12996611 Lmao no she ain't, it'll take at least ten years. 44 shots per night for six years is what did the trick for me m80.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:51:30 2019 No.12996630 >>12996603 So what happened? Cardiac arrest?

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:54:07 2019 No.12996639

>>12996566
I'm still only 22. I can do something with my life, especially considering that I'm not as fucking illiterate as you.
I just did what I had to, especially to take care or my fucking siblings.
Am I in the wrong here? I wasn't serving dog food or anything, nothing that would hurt anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:55:51 2019 No.12996643 >>12993191 The dude LARPing as a woman is right, alcoholism is both airborne AND can be contracted through infected water. Spare me. I hear it enough from heroin addicts and their apologists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:56:55 2019 No.12996649 >>12996639 Imagine debasing yourself so a couple of roasties can get their degrees in liberal arts lol

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 14:58:48 2019 No.12996659

>>12996630
My toxicology report looked like a pharmaceutical invoice.
Mostly fentanyl, but I was fisting $1000 worth of oxy a week, that+ 1500 street bars, that's where the fenty came from.
Two liters of vodka in my system didn't help, and my nephrologist said that that was why my kidneys didn't come back.
It's a miracle that I'm alive today, and that I have full cognitive function.
You aren't supposed to die for that long without coming back different.
Also, they had to DUST OFF the discharge paperwork at the dialysis ward.
You aren't supposed to get off that, either.
I'm the luckiest person I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:00:29 2019 No.12996665 >>12996649 Lmaoing my ass off. One is a history major, and the other is math. I helped out my brother with his engineering degree, and now he works for SpaceX. Eat shit, my mans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:05:40 2019 No.12996682 >>12996659 Well if you just died on the spot and your bloodwork is mostly fine it was the mixture of drugs and didn't have to do with the alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:06:16 2019 No.12996686 Fuck I love alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:08:36 2019 No.12996700 >>12996665 >put geniuses through college before the age of 22 Who abandoned you guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:15:28 2019 No.12996736 >>12996700 Some asshole I share genes with. Mom's dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:17:14 2019 No.12996739 >>12996682 The alcohol is the reason my kidneys didn't come back. My nephrologist told me. If you need to google what that word is, go for it, chief.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:20:43 2019 No.12996756

>>12996736
Hey bro I am 25 years old and have been sober for eight months. I was never drinking a handle a day but it was at least a fifth and I had a seizure when I quit cold turkey. Just letting you know it is possible. I had dropped out of school and was homeless for a little bit, but I joined the military and turned my life around. I believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:21:08 2019 No.12996759 >>12996739 If you wouldn't have done the other drugs you wouldn't have died.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:21:18 2019 No.12996760

If it makes you guys feel any better, I ran into one of my musical idols and he he getting kind of old. He wants me to take over for his band, they're big.
Have you heard about how Henry Rollins of Black Flag did that?
We're all gonna make it, bros.
I'm flying out to LA next week to do some studio time.
Fuck rap, hardcore for life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:22:25 2019 No.12996767 I love it. t. Doug Stanhope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:23:07 2019 No.12996769 >>12994554 >I know women No you don't gay boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:23:13 2019 No.12996770 >>12996756 I don't really drink that much anymore, homie. >>12996759 Nah, you're right. But if I didn't drink so much, my kidneys would've bounced back immediately. I was on dialysis for quite a while, they thought I would've been on it for life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:24:49 2019 No.12996774 >>12996756 But thank you. I appreciate the positivity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:26:26 2019 No.12996783 >>12996767 Dude his fucking story about his mom OD'ing while they all sat around was so weird/sad/funny as fuck at the same time. I hear he is trying to stay sober nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:31:16 2019 No.12996801 >>12996783 I think he just takes sobriety breaks, I can't imagine him actually trying to become permanently sober. He's definitely one of the greats

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:39:46 2019 No.12996829 >>12996222 What kind of symptoms were you having when your kidneys started failing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:23:04 2019 No.12997010 >>12996222 OP here. A huge motivator for me is my health and I know my body is getting worse from the alcohol, but it’s the only thing that gets my body to physically and mentally feel “normal.” Help me, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:24:13 2019 No.12997021 File: 117 KB, 464x1024, 24901DDA-BDD1-44C7-947E-53B3AA5BB7EB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12996357 I live in US too except blue state. t. OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:25:08 2019 No.12997031 >>12993358 TITOOOOOOOS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:27:56 2019 No.12997047 File: 57 KB, 453x679, 91g8T9wLcML._SY679_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can we talk about how this is an off-topic stealth /alck/ thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:28:33 2019 No.12997055 File: 188 KB, 765x994, tale of caution.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon just ignore the retards and get a hobby. Seriously, your drinking habits will tone down/disappear if you engage in healthy social activities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:30:41 2019 No.12997063 Is 4 litres of 100 proof a week sustainable? Asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:33:08 2019 No.12997083 >>12994554 >I know women press X to doubt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:35:00 2019 No.12997093 >>12995248 "tits or gtfo" doesnt even work on blue boards you fucking new friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:35:54 2019 No.12997097 >>12997083 Considering how much incels get right that got flat out denied by women and men who get women does anybody know women better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:40:09 2019 No.12997120 >>12997063 It depends on your body. How long have you been doing it? If you are worried, take a break and if you don't get withdrawals then you're good to keep going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:51:50 2019 No.12997168 >>12996774 You're welcome trap-kun

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:53:40 2019 No.12997174 >>12992986 >the current year >drinking alcohol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:22:24 2019 No.12997583 >>12996611 ive been drinking more for longer and im still waiting for my health to decline. Maybe i just cant die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:24:19 2019 No.12997594 >>12997010 become a gym rat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:25:36 2019 No.12997600 File: 2.84 MB, 500x500, the chad slag vs the virgin lightweight.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12993001 >>12993140 >>12996611 you silly boys are just mad that you can't compete

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:37:51 2019 No.12997684 >>12997583 I'm not convinced the rules apply to me as far as health is concerned.

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:48:10 2019 No.12997739
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>>12997684
>>12997583
Lemmy Kilmister pretty much drank and drugged every day without consequences until his late 60s. Then the last two years of his life fucking every part of his body started shitting on him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:50:52 2019 No.12997751 >>12997600 lol is he okay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:54:35 2019 No.12997765 >>12997751 He's dead, Jim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:56:00 2019 No.12997772 >>12995625 even overweight alcoholic femanons make you thirsty. pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:57:47 2019 No.12997783 >>12992986 I did that for years. It's a fucking terrible way to live. Hope you figure it out, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:05:19 2019 No.12997804 >>12996736 Really should have read more before replying. You’re a drug dealer and your sisters are roasties and their achievements are definitely not all on their own. If only we lived in a world without drugs where you would have all died off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:07:05 2019 No.12997810 >>12997772 Don't care. I'm an overweight alcoholic myself. I would love a drinking buddy that I could fuck who could also keep up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:12:25 2019 No.12997836 File: 62 KB, 563x746, cci.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12997810

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:14:23 2019 No.12997847 The only thing thats worse than an alcoholic is an alcoholic who shitposts on /ck/. Begone thots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:14:53 2019 No.12997850 >>12997836 I bet you really did too, because this is the high point of your life.

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