Supertramp: >Could we have kippers for breakfast >Mummy dear, mummy dear >They got to have 'em in Texas >'Cause everyone's a millionaire Why do bongs think these are expensive?

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Anonymous Sun Sep 29 16:36:42 2019 No.12992162 [Reply] [Original]

Supertramp:
>Could we have kippers for breakfast
>Mummy dear, mummy dear
>They got to have 'em in Texas
>'Cause everyone's a millionaire
Why do bongs think these are expensive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 16:42:39 2019 No.12992189 What a retardedly specific question. fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 16:42:53 2019 No.12992193 The fuck are you on about? No one thinks Kippers are expensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 16:44:38 2019 No.12992201 >>12992193 Did supertramp lie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 16:50:46 2019 No.12992231 >>12992189 >>12992193 Just go away if you don't know the answer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:11:24 2019 No.12992323 >>12992201 Maybe they were talking about someone remarkably poor and not the entire population of England

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:13:17 2019 No.12992329 >>12992162 you get fresh kippers for £1.50 in any supermarket

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:13:46 2019 No.12992333 >>12992162 They figured you were retarded. You fell for it. You've been trolled by Supertramp, you fucking spastic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:23:51 2019 No.12992374 Isnt millionaire a brand of scardines? I could google it but i wont

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:24:29 2019 No.12992376 >>12992162 Or perhaps they were referring to the fact that Texas is landlocked and kippers would have to be imported into the state. Another thing, tinned kippers are crap compared to fresh kippers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:26:04 2019 No.12992385 File: 7 KB, 250x250, ISHYGDDT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12992376 >Texas >landlocked

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:29:54 2019 No.12992399 File: 96 KB, 1100x703, united-states-map-with-state-names.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12992376 Are you fucking retarded

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:38:16 2019 No.12992424

>>12992399
America started out English
>Virginia (kek)
>New Hampshire
>New York
>New Jersey
>Maryland

Then it started getting fucked up
>Pennsylvanie
This is where vampires live. Vampires who suck penis.

>Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi
This was part of a contest to see who could come up with the silliest state names?

>Ohio, Iowa
One fucking consonant, three fucking vowels per. That's on purpose.

>Idaho, Utah, Oregon, Alaska, Wyoming
Clearly invented by Scrabble players.

>New Mexico
Oh come on now, you hate them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:44:59 2019 No.12992450 >>12992424 It is hard to imagine being this humorless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:50:08 2019 No.12992474 >>12992385 >>12992399 What access do they have to the Pacific coast?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:52:40 2019 No.12992486 >>12992474 Herring are Atlantic. Consider that kippers are British, and that Britain is on the Atlantic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:54:24 2019 No.12992490 >>12992162 Because of the kipper packaging tax and it's all the EU's fault.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 17:56:25 2019 No.12992500 >>12992486 Better tasting Pacific herring don't exist? Herring taste better from cooler waters e.g. North Sea. Herring from the Gulf of Mexico is mainly used as bait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 18:07:33 2019 No.12992549 I liked it better when I misheard is as: "Could we have Guinness for breakfast?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 18:16:56 2019 No.12992582 >>12992549 >"Could we have Guinness for breakfast?" "To be sure, to be sure."

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 18:32:02 2019 No.12992629 >>12992162 Children at the time considered them a treat, and children think rich people get to have treats every day, and Texas used to be considered a region of insane wealth due to all the land-owning farmers who wound up as oil barons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 18:37:02 2019 No.12992644 >>12992486 Britain is global, mate. Sun never sets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 18:45:13 2019 No.12992688 >>12992424 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_C6G194nE

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 18:53:34 2019 No.12992716 >>12992688 It wasn't that bad. He just needs to work on his delivery, stage presence, material, and maybe trying to work a few jokes into the set.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 19:07:31 2019 No.12992782 >>12992644 No one gives a shit about that little rainy socialist island

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 19:35:10 2019 No.12992905 >>12992782 You seem to be confusing UK with Venezuela. Learn some political geography.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 19:59:18 2019 No.12993000 >>12992629 Wrong, but believable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:11:26 2019 No.12993052 >>12992474 That's got nothing to do with what landlocked means tou fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:17:28 2019 No.12993084 >>12992376 Someone actually wrote this comment, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:29:41 2019 No.12993132 >>12993052 >>12993084 Texas is landlocked from the Pacific Ocean. What don't you understand?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:32:01 2019 No.12993143 >>12993132 >What don't you understand?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:33:47 2019 No.12993148 >>12992424 Alot of state names come from native American words dumb ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:34:54 2019 No.12993154 >>12993143 I don't understand where there is a coast on the eastern side of Texas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:36:18 2019 No.12993156 >>12993154 You don't understand what landlocked means, but that's your allure, and I dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:36:29 2019 No.12993157 >>12993143 What access does Texas have to the Pacific?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:37:32 2019 No.12993159 >>12993156 see>>12993157

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:39:11 2019 No.12993167 >>12993154 >>12993156 >>12993159 You're just embarrassing yourselves at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:41:46 2019 No.12993178 Landlocked: (especially of a country) almost or entirely surrounded by land; having no coastline or seaport.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:42:03 2019 No.12993180 >>12993167 Please explain how Texas is on the Western coast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:45:10 2019 No.12993193 >>12992376 Texas isn't landlocked...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:47:38 2019 No.12993207 >>12993193 It is from the Pacific Ocean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:49:44 2019 No.12993215 >>12993180 Long Island doesn't have any Pacific Coastline. Is it landlocked too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:50:29 2019 No.12993220 >>12993148 Imagine a country so cucked that they named their states after words they learned from the people who actually deserve the land.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:51:49 2019 No.12993234 >>12992688 Is that a fat Sam Hyde?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:52:53 2019 No.12993240 >>12993207 You don't understand what landlocked means anon. Use your fat fingers to search the definition online you halfwit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:53:44 2019 No.12993245 >>12993215 How can any island in the world be landlocked?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:54:47 2019 No.12993252 >>12993240 How then, does Texas have access to the Pacific Ocean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:55:13 2019 No.12993255 >>12993220 What did they do to deserve it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:55:55 2019 No.12993256 >>12993252 It doesn't need to share a coast with the Pacific ocean you bafoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:56:36 2019 No.12993259 >>12992162 Better yet, why do they think everyone is rich in Texas when in reality it’s a hellhole of poverty and racism?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:57:32 2019 No.12993263 >>12993256 see >>12992500

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:57:37 2019 No.12993264 >>12992376 >>12993252 Is this inbreeding?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:57:47 2019 No.12993266 >>12993255 I don't know, why do Europeans deserve to live in Europe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:58:00 2019 No.12993268 >>12993245 But it doesn't have any Pacific coastline. Isn't it landlocked from the Pacific according to your definition?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:58:37 2019 No.12993270 >>12993259 So you now have to be rich to be racist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:59:10 2019 No.12993273 >>12993266 They had the strength and will to do so. I ask again, why did the native Americans deserve it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:59:56 2019 No.12993279 >>12993263 So you're proving that Texas is landlocked by showing me a post that is aware of Texas having a coastline? Anon, are you really an retard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:00:01 2019 No.12993280 >>12993264 If you are denying that Texas is landlocked from the Pacific, then you are the dumb inbred one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:00:17 2019 No.12993282 Texas is landlocked now get over it racists

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:00:56 2019 No.12993284 >>12993259 That was the stereotype until maybe the 70s, because so many Texans got rich quick off of oil and sand. This stereotype is where that character from the Simpsons comes from. The guy in the white suit who shoots into the air a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:02:04 2019 No.12993287 >>12993259 Foreigners think of Texas as a land of filthy rich cattle and oil barons and shit and not the overtaxed hellscape of concrete and dead grass that it really is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:02:59 2019 No.12993290 >>12993280 >Landlocked >Coastline gulf of mexico No anon. You're the retard here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:03:04 2019 No.12993291 >>12993279 If you new about herrings, you would know that pacific herrings are best and the gulf of mexico herrings are crap and used as bait. Show me the pacific coastline of Texas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:04:04 2019 No.12993295 >>12993290 Show me where Texas is on the pacific coast. I’ll wait, smoothbrain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:04:11 2019 No.12993297 >>12993290 Landlocked from the pacific. Prove me wrong.

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:07:24 2019 No.12993309

>>12993291
>>12993295
>>12993297
Landlocked means surrounded by land. Texas has a coast along the gulf of Mexico.
Sharing a coastline with the Pacific is not relevant. Please smash your retarded head into the ground until you stop moving, because you are too fucking stupid to be left alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:09:34 2019 No.12993320 >>12993309 So you're saying that Texas isn't landlocked from the pacific?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:10:44 2019 No.12993325 >>12993320 I'm saying that Texas is not landlocked at all you retarded asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:12:47 2019 No.12993333 >>12993325 I'm saying Texas is landlocked from the pacific you dumb cum guzzler.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:14:05 2019 No.12993337 >>12993333 couldn't you just sail to the pacific from the gulf?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:14:51 2019 No.12993342 >>12993333 >Landlocked You don't know what the word means you filthy arrogant ESL subhuman piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:16:57 2019 No.12993356 >>12993337 Yea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:20:37 2019 No.12993368 >>12993342 How can I get from Houston to the pacific coastline by car or plane without involving other states or countries?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:28:21 2019 No.12993406 File: 38 KB, 625x625, 03DEFDB1-BD93-4315-98C6-3FE914B56233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12993368 What are time zones

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:30:30 2019 No.12993410 >>12993207 >landlocked from the Pacific Ocean Is it still the summer?

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:31:46 2019 No.12993419

>>12993368
>How can I get from Houston to the pacific coastline by car or plane without involving other states or countries?
1. It's in the same country, so driving, and/or flying isn't an issue.
2. Sharing a coast with the Pacific ocean isn't the determining factor when deciding that an area is "landlocked", or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:32:24 2019 No.12993425 >>12993406 Are you in the right thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:33:28 2019 No.12993427 >>12993410 see >>12993368

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:33:35 2019 No.12993428 >>12993410 No it's just /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:35:14 2019 No.12993436 File: 181 KB, 1920x800, mpv-shot00081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12993427 Explain yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:35:16 2019 No.12993437 >>12993419 1. New Mexico, Arizona, California are not Texas. 2. It is if you cannot access the Pacific Ocean without travelling through other states or countries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:37:00 2019 No.12993446 >>12993436 I'm sorry if you don't understand plain English. Perhaps you shouldn't be here.

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:39:16 2019 No.12993458

>>12993437
>New Mexico, Arizona, California are not Texas
These are all in the United States
>It is if you cannot access the Pacific Ocean without travelling through other states or countries.
You can pick multiple routes from the gulf of Mexico to reach the Pacific ocean, but sharing a coast with the Pacific Ocean isn't the deciding factor of what makes something landlocked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:40:33 2019 No.12993462 >>12993446 No you're just stupid, and racist. Your kind is why South Africa needed apartheid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:42:51 2019 No.12993472 >>12992376 >Texas is landlocked European education

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:44:00 2019 No.12993482

>>12993458
>These are all in the United States
Now your changing the goalposts. We are talking about Texas, no the whole USA.
>You can pick multiple routes from the gulf of Mexico to reach the Pacific ocean, but sharing a coast with the Pacific Ocean isn't the deciding factor of what makes something landlocked.
Travel through multiple states or another country. I said landlocked from the pacific ocean.

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:46:12 2019 No.12993489

>>12993482
>Now your changing the goalposts.
No, you're just brain damaged
>We are talking about Texas, no the whole USA.
Texas isn't landlocked you retard.
>landlocked from the pacific ocean
Find the definition of "landlocked", so you can understand how dumb you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:46:15 2019 No.12993490 >>12993462 WAT?>>12993472

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:47:40 2019 No.12993497 >>12993489 Prove to me that Texas isn't landlocked from the pacific ocean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:49:08 2019 No.12993503 >>12993497 Tell me the definition of landlocked you stumblebum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:49:46 2019 No.12993506 >>12992424 New Mexico was purchased, so I'm deducting a point for complaining about that one's name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:59:08 2019 No.12993546 >>12993503 unable to reach a coastline. The west of Texas cannot reach the pacific.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 22:00:11 2019 No.12993551 >>12993506 New York and Alaska were purchased too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 22:25:28 2019 No.12993664 >>12993273 I guess you're right. Native people don't deserve their own countries. Open borders wins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 22:34:29 2019 No.12993713 >>12993664 If you admire socialism so much, why don't you go and live in Venezuela?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 01:34:23 2019 No.12994344 >>12992162 Be very careful of this album. The original cover shows a plane flying directly towards the twin towers, long before we ever knew that was going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 05:08:24 2019 No.12994774 >>12993270 Smart people are not racists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 06:51:58 2019 No.12994960 >>12992474 >>12993132 >>12993154 I refuse to believe you are this retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 09:34:04 2019 No.12995370 File: 3.89 MB, 200x200, 1461527478716.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12992376 >Texas is landlocked >f-fromthe Pacific

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 09:34:53 2019 No.12995376 >>12995370 Is Texas not landlocked from the Pacific?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 09:38:16 2019 No.12995391 File: 7 KB, 138x153, 1554109296285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12995376 Hawaii is landlocked from the Atlantic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 09:50:43 2019 No.12995439 >>12992162 Roger H wrote it when he was 15 years old and a poorfag. It could have been wartime even.

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