/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12992056]

I ate at least 2 lbs of printer paper growing up when I was 8-9 years old

What kind of developmental effect would this have on a child? I would tear off little scraps and just eat a page bit by bit. I liked to let the paper get soggy in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.12992059]

I'm also gay. Do you think that has anything to do with all the paper I ate?

[Anonymous No.12992143]

Ever wondered why sawmill hands had the highest mortality rate in the 19th century? It wasn't the saws that put them at risk but what they breathed in. That paper you ate? It's laced with biphenyolignin, a terrible thing wood workers today call BYE, which acts as a fibrous matrix that holds the paper together. This is uptaken by the very bones and covalently binds to the calcium ions in them. It's not much of a problem but when it makes it way to the joints, that's when you have severe inflammation. Arthritis and bone infections are common comcantiminats. It also causes deterioration of the blood brain barrier overtime. Thankfully, that stops it from reaching your brain but if the exposure was longer, even that crucial line of defense goes away, then it progresses to terminal linginitis, which has a hundred percent mortality rate. I've known many lumberjacks who had toxic levels of exposure and the symptoms were bad enough they had to file for disability. Terminal cases are very rare and I've never seen any first hand but they are enough to scar you mentally just be reading about them. I don't think you have much to worry about unless you have broken any bones, in which case, you should make a doctors appointment as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.12992196]

>gay retard
I hope you are cute at least or life is gonna be hard.

[Anonymous No.12992255]

Don't worry, you already were retarded.

[Anonymous No.12992442]

>>12992056
>he eats paper raw
I prefer mine well-done and covering my bf's cock