/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12990533]

How would /ck/ stock their bunker?

[Anonymous No.12990541]

>>12990533
>$69,990

[Anonymous No.12990553]

He just wanted to help keep you safe but you wouldn't let him.

[Anonymous No.12990557]

>>12990533
nothing but canned beans and condensed milk

[Anonymous No.12990558]

Deenz obviously.

[Anonymous No.12990559]

Hyper Macro Oats. Other than water, it's the only thing man needs to survive.

[Anonymous No.12990565]

>>12990553
The really lesson of this movie was that roasties and their orbiters ruin everything

[Anonymous No.12990567]

How to live that /ck/ lifestyle after the world ends?

[Anonymous No.12990588]

>>12990558
>export quality
What do they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12990663]

>>12990565
The real lesson is that incels are gross and need to die.

[Anonymous No.12990672]

>>12990663
For saving them from being retards who would get themselves killed and killing himself in the process?

[Anonymous No.12990730]

>>12990533
Deenz, beenz, and big weenz

[Anonymous No.12990825]

>>12990533

[Anonymous No.12990840]

>underground bunker
>when most likely attack is a massive nuke under the ocean that will cover the entire coast under a tsunami
>wanting to stay alive in an apocalypse

[Anonymous No.12990856]

>>12990533
The female celebrities that I stalk on the internet and think about 24/7.

[Anonymous No.12990898]

>>12990840
>when most likely attack is a massive nuke under the ocean that will cover the entire coast under a tsunami
Commie coasties rarely own the rights to dig underground, so this isn't an issue for the rest of us.
>wanting to stay alive in an apocalypse
Yea, but specifically retaining a lavish food lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.12990904]

>>12990558
Is there anything better than deenz and za?

[Anonymous No.12990908]

>>12990533

Bakker Buckets.

[Anonymous No.12990910]

>>12990558
based.

[Anonymous No.12990924]

Is there anyway to get sunlight in your bunker without weakening it's safety? Like I was thinking a couple pillars of super strong clear plastic/glass that extends from the surface to your bunker's ceiling.

[Anonymous No.12990939]

>>12990533
I wouldnt. There is no need for a bunker. I live in the UK. If a nuke hits my beloved land I hope I die immediately on impact. If there is a civil war I will be an active participant and not hide away.

[Anonymous No.12990941]

>>12990939
What the fuck would you fight with

[Anonymous No.12990949]

>>12990941
Rocks

[Anonymous No.12990956]

>>12990941
>fight
Anon already said that he's hoping to die.

[Anonymous No.12990958]

>>12990924
you generally don't want others to know where your bunker is, that's the whole point

[Anonymous No.12990988]

>>12990588

It means they are so bad they needed to be exported from the country. Not good enough for the locals.

[Anonymous No.12990995]

Hope this thing comes with more room for storage and a water tank. I think people mostly forget about packing dried veggies and mushrooms. They're not that calorie dense, but I'd miss the fuck out of them, and a multivitamin isn't really the same.
>>12990588
Probably the same thing as export-only military equipment.

[Anonymous No.12990999]

>>12990949
>this just in: rocks banned in the UK

[Anonymous No.12991006]

>>12990588
Well they aren't Portuguese sardines so they are already trash. Export quality I can only assume that it means that it is half used chum from a Chinese tuna fishing vessel and is only fit for the Chicano food maxx shopping community.

[Anonymous No.12991008]

>>12990999
>Rocks banned
Heh. I guess that I'll just live my life as an outlaw.

[Anonymous No.12991026]

>>12991008
>police commented on the new ban saying “There’s just no need for rocks like that”
>a twitter post by a local enforcement reads: LOOK at all these rocks we found out in the field today #weaponsweep

[Anonymous No.12991042]

>>12991026
>a twitter post by a local enforcement reads: LOOK at all these rocks we found out in the field today #weaponsweep
>image of two left shoes, banana peel, and a wig

[Anonymous No.12991060]

>>12990941
If the hypothetical happens, on minecraft, i'd rely on tactics. The fighting will largely take place in the cities (on minecraft) and while i'd venture to the outskirts of cities I would largely avoid the urban fighting which would hypothetically take place in this hypothetical situation. The army would be bogged down in the cities and towns would become lawless. I'd create a supply chain among sympathisers to my cause across the Pennines, from the Peak district to the Scottish highlands. I'd take cover in the Lake District. I'd build shelters in the woods and travel on foot, horseback, dirt bikes or quadbikes over hiking trails, and use canal boats where possible. Occupy farm buildings and dig trenches and rig traps (on minecraft). I'd sabotage roads (on minecraft), rail (on minecraft), government and enemy communications (on minecraft), dams and the power supply (on minecraft). Cut the cities off (on minecraft). I'd wage a guerrilla war (on minecraft) and use anything I can obtain (on minecraft). I'd commit acts of arson (on minecraft) and robbery (on minecraft). I assume your question refers specifically to weapons (on minecraft). I'd attempt (on minecraft) to obtain firearms and explosives on the (minecraft) blackmarket. I'd use poisons (on minecraft). Id consider the use of biological weapons (on minecraft). As a last resort i'd use a handcrafted bow and arrows (on minecraft) and i'd use my chef knives if necessary for close combat (on minecraft).

>>12990956
I would expect to die if/when civil war comes to the British mainland but i'd put up a fight before the inevitable. Americans and Euros should note that a civil war occurred in the UK between the late 1960's to the late 1990's. The Northern Ireland conflict. Read up on the Troubles to understand how warfare will occur.

[Anonymous No.12991085]

>>12990898
Impossible. Freeze dried meals and canned food is the only stuff that will actually keep for years.

[Anonymous No.12991091]

>>12990999
Crack rocks are already banned. Its political correctness gone mad!

[Anonymous No.12991093]

>>12991060
>Read up on the Troubles to understand how warfare will occur.
Nah. I'm from a shithole, and people didn't even know that war broke out, because it was such a shithole that everyone just thought that it was the usual violence.
Mfw This is why nobody can ever talk me out of loving the US.
Now for me if gunshots happen then police come.

[Anonymous No.12991092]

>>12990924
Enjoy your slow and extraordinarily painful death by radiation rotting your body away.

[Anonymous No.12991097]

>>12991085
That’s enough time to get that hydroponics system working nicely.

[Anonymous No.12991101]

>>12990924
Get natural light lamps

[Anonymous No.12991103]

>>12991097
Hope you like eating vegan, at best you can farm fish and bugs too.

[Anonymous No.12991105]

Bunkers are a retarded concept. I'd rather die fighting or fleeing than imprison myself in a sardine can until I die years later, anyway, from hunger or illness.

[Anonymous No.12991108]

>>12991103
>not milking rats

[Anonymous No.12991110]

>>12990840
Most likely attack is actually infiltration of the government and general society causing a civil war.

[Anonymous No.12991112]

>>12991105
Leave your edibles, and porn somewhere that I could find them anon.

[Anonymous No.12991120]

>>12991112
Sorry but I'd smoke and I only consume porn on the Internet.
I will leave you my precious collection of tools if you want.
Also have a super nice shirt collection for all occasions.

[Anonymous No.12991129]

>>12991120
>Also have a super nice shirt collection for all occasions.
I'll only wear 80's rock band shirts after the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.12991134]

>>12991103
>implying you couldn’t support 3 chickens in a bunker for daily eggs and occasional meat

[Anonymous No.12991138]

>>12991129
>I'll only wear 80's rock band shirts after the apocalypse.
Do you play music? I've got a really nice keyboard. Full 80 keys with good tactile feedback.

[Anonymous No.12991140]

>>12991129
Roaming the wasteland in a tattered iron maiden "the trooper" shirt. Badass

[Anonymous No.12992786]

>>12991140
This, and gas mask while scavenging for wagyu, and deens.

[Anonymous No.12992927]

>>12990533
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam

[Anonymous No.12992934]

[Anonymous No.12992936]

>>12991105
The point is to sit out the initial chaos, not to live there forever. Once all the r selected humans have killed each other off, the K selected humans can emerge to build the society that should have been.

[Anonymous No.12992943]

>>12992934
Thanks. Got more?

[Anonymous No.12992949]

>>12992934
>paper package
One strategically placed saw tooth beetle and you're fucked. Get glass you retard.

[Anonymous No.12992960]

>>12992934
this is some 7 limes fuckery

[Anonymous No.12992961]

>>12992949
Ideally you transfer to a thick-walled mylar bag and throw in some oxygen absorbents before vacuum sealing

[Anonymous No.12992970]

>>12992961
What if I want tres bien gourmet foods?

[Anonymous No.12992976]

>>12992934
>10 quarts of vegetable oil
The nuke missed me, the EMP didn't phase me, but goddammit heart disease and cancer got me

[Anonymous No.12992984]

>>12992976
thats two tablespoons a day

[Anonymous No.12992989]

>>12992949
its for demonstration purposes

[Anonymous No.12992995]

>>12992976
It's like two tablespoons of vegetable oil per day if you ration it over a year. I'd be more concerned about the high sugar intake on top of mostly eating grains and lentils. 60 pounds of sugar over a year is 75g per day, which is pretty high.

[Anonymous No.12993007]

>>12992995
Yeah, refined sugar as a survival food should only be reserved for emergency escalations of calorie requirements. It can pull you out of starvation, but it won't keep you alive.

[Anonymous No.12993015]

>>12992989
Cope.

[Anonymous No.12993017]

>>12992934
This the most american image i've seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.12993021]

>>12993017
Doesn't even have guns though.

[Anonymous No.12993039]

>>12993007
Also the salt averages out to 10g per day which is also pretty high. You'd probably be better off with less salt and sugar and more oil. That amount of oil isn't enough to meet the minimum recommended daily intake while the salt and sugar intake is like double what you should be having.

[Anonymous No.12993092]

>>12990840
That's not how fucking nukes work, you retard.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.12993162]

soap, peppercorns, lots of iodine salt, and sugar, mostly sugar.
like, retarded amounts of sugar.
bunch of 50kg bags of the stuff dumped into blue plastic storage barrels labelled
>Disaccharide-C12H22O11
it's about the only thing that I can't grow in my local climate, and that means locally it will be worth more than it's weight in gold for years and years to come
it's likely that if someone was to raid me while i'm out they would likely ignore it due to the label assuming it's some sort of pool cleaning chemical, and even if they did realize what it was they'd never be able to remove it all before I came back unless they had a gang, in which case they'd just take over the bunker anyways

aside from that just massive amounts of portion controlled oats packets, even if they're stale by the time I use the bunker they'll taste alright and any damage to them is minimized compared to a normal bag of oats
then of course a barrel of water or two for back-up
but if your bunker does not have some sort of basic water access what the hell are you doing

also I'd advise to plan an exploitable weakness to your bunker, like a door that opens outwards but has access to the screws on the inside of the door.
this way should someone, or something like a bear, take over your bunker while you're gone you could blockade the door, and this will buy you valuable time, and possibly end up disposing of the person once your water supply inside runs out

ain't gonna wait till radiation clears, just until spring, hopefully the iodine in the salt helps with radiation but if i'm in an area where I get sick from it I'm doomed to fail anyways

[Anonymous No.12993218]

>>12993162
A true videogame-poisoned mind retard

Congrats

[Anonymous No.12993414]

>>12992934
This diet does not look good. Obviously there are a lot of grains here, but can it make up for the shit tier diet so far? Let us see.

400 lbs of white rice
>pasta and rice have about the same number of calories, as do all carbs

That is 236,557 calories or 648 calories a day. basically a little over 3 cups of rice a day

So the totals are:
2 tbls of oil (208 kcal)
1/3 cup of black beans (254 kcal)
1 tbls of powdered milk (98 kcal)
1/3 cup of sugar (288 kcal)
3 cups of wheat (648 kcal)
>per day

Giving us a total of 1496 calories a day.
So the pic is total bullshit. Not enough food and very weird meal planning. Imagine making a meal with this stuff every day!

You would blow your own brains out before you even saw a mutant zombie biker!

[Anonymous No.12993464]

your gonna need complex carbohydrates to take on me in the apocalypse kids

[Anonymous No.12993473]

>>12993092
I bet he thinks the nukes subs carry are torpedos

[Anonymous No.12993492]

>>12993473
>He thinks they don't already use submerged nuclear detonations to instigate mega tsunamis

[Anonymous No.12993498]

>>12993492
>he thinks they need nukes to cause a tsunami
a regular torpedo properly targeted is plenty to cause an underwater landslide which is what generates a tsunami

[Anonymous No.12993529]

>>12993414
1500 cal isn't bad if you're completely sedentary
how would you fix it?

[Anonymous No.12993552]

>>12990558
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12993554]

>>12993529
For a shorter amount of time you'd be fine, but not for a year. Calorie calculators are saying it's only enough calories to maintain an 80 lb bodyweight for an average male. Unless it's not meant to be the only thing you eat and is assuming you'll also be getting food you can find or supplementing it with emergency relief from the government or something. Otherwise you'd probably want to double your oil/bean/milk supply.

[Anonymous No.12993609]

>>12993554
depends on your height but 1500 is fine for 5'9 at 110lbs, 127lbs (normal weight range) its about 90kcal short

3 tbls of oil (312 kcal)
1/3 cup of black beans (254 kcal)
2 tbls of powdered milk (196 kcal)
1/4 cup of sugar (216 kcal)
3 cups of wheat (648 kcal)

double the milk, reduce the sugar, 1.5x the oil
1626 kcal

[Anonymous No.12993621]

>>12990924
you might reflect light in some not obvious way

[Anonymous No.12993636]

>>12990924
sliding planel, just make sure coast is clear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjc-0HQk3lA

[Anonymous No.12993642]

>>12990533
dr pepper

[Anonymous No.12993733]

little packs of instant potatoes, little packs of flavored rice, couple boxes individual flavored oatmeal packs, cans of fruit, spam in a can, canned/powdered milk, small cans of tuna,
cases of chicken noodle soup,boxes of mac n cheese, powdered butter, real butter, sealed bags of tortillas, cans of baked beans, cans of vegetables, cans of corn, small packs of fettuccine Alfredo,
packs of dehydrated vegetables and fruit, sugar, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, case of Parmesan cheese shakers, garlic powder, beef bullion cubes, chicken bullion cubes, barrel, beer, hops, yeast packs

> when time to leave bunker

[Anonymous No.12993740]

>>12993733
*barley not beer

[None !2Code3TV3M No.12993788]

>>12993218
this whole thread is pure videogame

bunker life ain't happening in a nuke situation and none of us would ever make it to the bunker lmao

[Anonymous No.12993954]

>>12993609
>1500 is fine for 5'9 at 110lbs
That's like 50 lbs under ideal weight

[Anonymous No.12994459]

>>12993529
You need variety and means to make meals. No one in their right mind would stock things like this. Like say I stocked spaghetti noodles and olive oil. First thing anyone would say is where is the spaghetti sauce! Without variety and the ability to make different meals then it is horrible preps. I would call this a hunter prep. Someone that could supplement their hunting. Like if you killed a deer and added it to your beans making a stew.

[Anonymous No.12994474]

>>12993788
At least I would die knowing that you were dead too, fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.12994485]

>>12994459
>You need variety and means to make meals.
well they specified 400lbs of grains, you could mix it up with 100lbs of oats, 200lbs of pasta and 100lbs of rice
>say I stocked spaghetti noodles and olive oil. First thing anyone would say is where is the spaghetti sauce!
no I'd say where's the garlic

[Anonymous No.12994561]

>>12993492
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.12994565]

Soybeans

[Anonymous No.12994588]

>>12990558
2>>12990908
Based.

[Anonymous No.12994705]

>>12990533

[Anonymous No.12994735]

>>12990533
if I had one of these I'd probably just live in it.
looks way more comfortable than a house.

[Anonymous No.12994785]

a thousand can of dinty moore beef stew

[Anonymous No.12994808]

>>12993498
Again you would probably plant explosives, perhaps non-nuclear, rather than use projectiles.

[Anonymous No.12995276]

>>12990840
>wanting to stay alive in an apocalypse
Chance to become a king or something

[Anonymous No.12995430]

>>12990825
buying super large containers of food is a shit idea for long term storage/ survival food because oncee you open the container it will start to go bad and no way in fuck could eat that much peanut butter before it spoiled. Also if bugs or rodents or even just a faulty seal on the container could ruin all your food instead just one normal size jar

[Anonymous No.12995437]

>>12990840
I don't know how to even begin explaining everything that's wrong with this post.

[Anonymous No.12995444]

>>12995437
You have two routes: 'Actually...' and 'First of all...'.

[Anonymous No.12995446]

>>12994735
Look into something called Earthships. They're like bukers but you don't feel like the apocalypse could happen any minute.

[Anonymous No.12995450]

>>12995437
Well he’s right that wanting to stay alive isn’t so smart. Imagine a end of the world scenario where nobody dies, where the food all gets eaten in a weak and then we crawl out over the earth like 7 billion giant locusts eating every animal, and then each other.

[Anonymous No.12995451]

>>12995430
>not eating 93 thousand calories of pb in one go
what are you a casul?

[Anonymous No.12995458]

>>12995450
Literally what will happen if we don’t cull africa

[Anonymous No.12995626]

>>12990924
fiber optics, you'll need a collector which could give your position away so it needs to be retractable

[Anonymous No.12995640]

*mogs your bunker pantries into oblivion*

[Anonymous No.12996005]

>>12995640
Toulouse>Castelnaudary

[Anonymous No.12996061]

>>12993464
taaaaaaake meeeeee ooooooon

[Anonymous No.12996149]

>>12990533
>10,000 cheeseburgers in a can
>500KG instant mash potatoe
>100 litres vegetable oil
>200 litres coca cola syrup

Instant mash can be reformed into chip shapes and fried into somewhat passable fries.

[Anonymous No.12996179]

>>12996149
>cheeseburgers in a can
No.

[Anonymous No.12996233]

>>12990924
Just film one hour of sunlight and put the video on repeat on your tv.

[Anonymous No.12996296]

>>12996233
absolute brilliance

[Anonymous No.12996311]

>>12990924
there are "sunlight" lamps, with that and some set up simulating a window you could get something nice

[Anonymous No.12996322]

>>12990567
>tfw no mcnuggies

[Anonymous No.12996346]

>>12996233
>>12996311
Lamps for treating Seasonal Affective Disorder aren't quite the same thing as a "sunlight" lamp like you would find for painters.
You'll also need to supplement with plenty of fish oil.

[Anonymous No.12997404]

>>12991103
true but imagine having to clean up after a chicken in that small of an environment i mean they shit everywhere

[Anonymous No.12997477]

>>12992976
Replace the canola with extra virgin olive oil and you'll become a centenarian.

[Anonymous No.12997551]

>>12997477
canola actually isn't bad as far as oils go

[Anonymous No.12997558]

>>12997551
>bleached and highly refined
>not ba

Lold

[Anonymous No.12997580]

>>12991060
you are going to get shot by a 13 year old with a bolt action .22

[Anonymous No.12997598]

>>12993954
1500 calories is plenty for anyone who lives in a shipping container underground doing zero physical activity everyday

[Anonymous No.12997616]

>>12991134
true but imagine having to clean up after a chicken in that small of an environment i mean they shit everywhere

[Anonymous No.12997618]

>>12990533
With nothing but bugs.

[Anonymous No.12997629]

1000 Quail in battery cages and 20,000lbs of food for them.

[Anonymous No.12997645]

>>12997558
flour is bleached too
did you know, that rice gets its brown husk removed to make it palatable and it reduces its nutrition!!!*

*by negligible amounts

[Anonymous No.12997662]

>>12997629
think of the smell, dee

[Anonymous No.12997722]

>>12997551
Beef tallow is reusable. What you dont consume can just be melted back down again. They sell it in gallon jugs on amazon too.. Also healthier. McOils cause high blood pressure..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fvKdYUCUca8

[Anonymous No.12997737]

>>12997722
>m.

[Anonymous No.12997762]

>>12997580
>you are going to get shot by a 13 year old with a bolt action .22
False. He's a bong. They'd still find a way to require a license to apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.12997781]

>>12990840
>living on the coast

[Anonymous No.12997787]

>>12992934
And you develop some sort of kidney disease...

[Anonymous No.12997843]

The only condiment you need

[Anonymous No.12997856]

>>12997722
its half sat fat but you do you, still better than coconut oil

[Anonymous No.12997868]

>>12997598
Not really. Your calorie needs are lower when you're not doing anything obviously, but that's still too low for an average height male. If you follow that eating plan for a year you're still going to drop to around 110 lbs. It's just not really enough food. It has way too much salt and sugar for someone who supposedly isn't going to be doing anything, not enough fat, and not enough calories overall.

[Anonymous No.12998397]

>>12990553
This movie would have been good with a little more nuance. But no, the guy who was right was just a paranoid freak like all survivalists. Don't plan for future contingencies, guys. That's what possessive creeps do.

[Anonymous No.12999137]

>>12997662
kek

[Anonymous No.12999188]

>>12993733
>little packs of flavored rice, couple boxes individual flavored oatmeal packs, cases of chicken noodle soup
you can skip on some of these things and just go with a large container of oatmeal, a sack of rice. use spices and freeze dried fruit to flavor stuff. you could just use maple syrup or brown sugar even and that would be shelf stable and useful for flavoring other foods. skip the baked beans too and learn how to soak and boil beans. even if you get the oatmeal packets, I like to add the same amount of plain oats to the packet. it doesn't diminish the flavor much and you get more food. I think they're bad oats usually and you can add higher quality ones to make it better.

I'm most interested in the best ingredients to make a roux out of that are shelf stable. I use evaporated milk already and it works fine. Also I've seen TVP but never used it. It'd be interested in hearing anyone's thoughts on TVP.

[Anonymous No.12999488]

>>12990533
Honey, Salt, Pure Vanilla Extract, Maple Syrup, Corn Syrup, Cornstarch, Distilled White Vinegar, Alcohol and hard liquor, Sugar, Rice, Powdered Milk, Ramen Noodles just for starters

[Anonymous No.12999508]

>>12993414
1500 k per day is adequate enough in a survival situation. If you can't go outside then you aren't going to be very active anyway, and if you can go outside you would be looking for supplemental food.
Also, that's a decent base to work from, with one shelf that's not even filled, I'm sure there's other long term foods you could fill out to increase it.

[Anonymous No.12999542]

>>12999508
>If you can't go outside then you aren't going to be very active anyway
prison says diffrent

[Anonymous No.12999552]

>>12999542
>prisons don't have exercise yards

[Anonymous No.12999561]

>>12999552
>>12999542
I meant in a survival mode situation in a fucking bunker.

[Anonymous No.12999566]

>>12999552
prisoners exercise more in there cell then the yard

[Anonymous No.12999603]

>>12999566
Masturbation isn't exercise.

[Anonymous No.12999625]

>>12999603
for me it is

[Anonymous No.12999745]

>>12999488
What about mains and dessert.

[Anonymous No.12999779]

>>12992934
i don't think you can drink the oil for hydration. you'd need something else to drink.

[Anonymous No.12999792]

>>12990840
You're a fucking idiot it would be awesome to be alive in an apocalypse if only so you could laugh at how dead everyone is before necking yourself.

[Anonymous No.12999828]

>>12999779
You can't cook most of that without water either. A source of water is implied.

[Anonymous No.12999882]

>>12999603
>man peddling bicycle dildoing fat bitch on floor.webm

[Anonymous No.13000328]

Long term storage meat, and foie gras.
Possible?

[Anonymous No.13000346]

Fuck bros I just want to live in a bunker or a cabin deep in the woods.

[Anonymous No.13000350]

>>13000346
Is 14,000 USD enough to move to the woods?

[Anonymous No.13000354]

>>12999488
Finally someone suggesting trade goods for after the apocalypse, let someone else get your food and trade it for highly valuable, but very dense goodies.

[Anonymous No.13000365]

>>13000350
Depends on the woods. The killer is going to be property tax. You see, you can't actually own land in the US, you just rent it from the government, meaning you need a consistent income stream or the governmenr will take away your land.

[Anonymous No.13000506]

>>12995446
But that’s half the fun, anon

[Anonymous No.13000963]

>>12997645
Not that negligible. White POWs who insisted on white rice instead of brown rice in the camps ended up with beriberi from Vitamin B deficiency.

[Anonymous No.13000968]

>>12997856
Coconut oil is why packaged ramen noodles are little bags of cardiac disease. Get air dried or baked instead.

[Anonymous No.13000991]

>water
>whole-grain flour
>water
>dried red lentils
>water
>rice
>water
>lemon juice
>water
>canned chili beans
>water
>canned corn
>water
>beer
>water
>did I mention water?
>water

[Anonymous No.13001371]

Lots of canned goods
A small hydroponics setup for fresh veggies and air + recycling water
>>12990541
70k for a buried corrigated tin tank is dumb

[Anonymous No.13001433]

Fuck food, how do I get water in there? I guess a well is an idea but, how would I set up a water purification station? Would I just need to have a lifetime's supply of watter purification tablets?

[Anonymous No.13001777]

>>13000365
That's why you squat.

[Anonymous No.13001784]

>>13000968
Are you serious? You probably mean palm oil?

[Anonymous No.13001849]

>>13001784
I guess palm oil is more common but they're both pretty evil. If the oil is solid at room temperature it's usually pretty bad for you.

[Anonymous No.13001887]

>>13001849
stupidest thing i've heard today, possibly this week
congrats

[Anonymous No.13001915]

>>13001371
>70k for a buried corrigated tin tank is dumb
This. Buy a used shipping container and bury it instead

[Anonymous No.13002044]

>>13001887
It's because of the high density of saturated fats you stupid chemically illiterate motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.13002061]

>>12990533
Is there a particular reason for the cylindrical design that sacrifices so much square footage?

[Anonymous No.13002181]

>>13002061
Rectangular would require lots of extra reinforcement to withstand the weight of the earth above it.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13003395]

>>13001915
jesus fuck I hope you're joking
they can't hold up to the weight of soil and will collapse in quickly on both the walls and the roof
you have to reinforce it so much the containers nothing more than an inconvenient rusty liner

what you want is a culvert pipe like in the op, or a concrete drainage tube if you just want minimal setup
ain't getting away from digging that hole though

[Anonymous No.13003501]

>>13001915
That's completely retarded and suicidal. They're only intended to bear weight at the very corners they're stacked on. You can fucking KICK huge dents in them anywhere else.

So enjoy being dead I guess.