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There's 1 egg left, its 30 mins round trip to market. My wife will be around in 10 mins. Do I (1) make myself an eggie in the hole and eat it before she's none the wiser? or (2) have the eggie in a whole hot and ready for her when she comes in? She loves eggie in a hole.

times ticking... wat do.

>> No.12989440

I mean you might get your dicc succ

>> No.12989444

>>12989440
really, christ, she hasn't succ'ed me off in 5 years. do you really think so?

>> No.12989446

>>12989444
I feel it's worth the investment of a single egg

>> No.12989521

Should of just cracked the egg on her head and told her no succ in 5 years just isn't on

>> No.12989533

>>12989444
>she hasn't succ'ed me off in 5 years
Dude that's fucking depressing

>> No.12989534
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>>12989437
1 egg. You know what to do OP.
Eat the fucking egg.
Request the blowjob.
Send the wife out for more egg.

Your wife is tired of being with a cuck. Start giving her things to do, and she appreciate you more.

>> No.12989542

>>12989437
I would always want to make my wife happy whenever possible. That's what would make me happiest. Seeing her happy.

>> No.12989553

>>12989542
weeb

>> No.12989601

>>12989444
Did you make her an egg in the last 5 years?

>> No.12989615

>>12989542
Even if she's at her happiest while being fucked by a big black man with a big black cock?

>> No.12989633

>>12989615
Especially so

>> No.12989634

>>12989615
Of course.

>> No.12990397

>>12989534
This is the correct answer

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>>12989437

I can eat 50 egg.

>> No.12990737

>>12989444
Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Your wife is a cunt. Fuck that bitch. Eat that eggie in a hole in her stupid face and if she says shit say, "suck my dick then". I nutted in my wife's mouth this morning and now I'll make her a breakfast treat. There are rules anon.