/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12988475]

What foods do you sneak into the theater?

[Anonymous No.12988631]

I snuck a 6 inch sub from subway in my buddy's girlfriend's purse. It was a chicken pizziola if that helps.

[Anonymous No.12988763]

>>12988475
Some people were loud as fuck at Transformers 12 years ago and it pissed me off, so I sneak in pork crackling to get revenge on moviegoers everywhere.

[Anonymous No.12988778]

>>12988763
Why not corn nuts? They're higher density and you can eat more without dying.

[Anonymous No.12988803]

>>12988475
meme is created on 4chan in 2015
heads to reddit in 2016
gets reposted by normies on twitter in 2017
gets reposted on 4channel in 2019

[Anonymous No.12988812]

>>12988475
I use to bring grapefruit with a grapefruit spoon. Was really autistic in high school

[Anonymous No.12988820]

>>12988803
Can we just admit we all use reddit and move on?

[Anonymous No.12988824]

>>12988820
You would say that, tourist.

[Anonymous No.12988855]

>>12988820
Lol absolutely not, I don’t go to reddit at all
Thanks for outing yourself though migrant

[Anonymous No.12988903]

>>12988824
>>12988855
I was on 4chan before I had ever heard of reddit.

[Anonymous No.12989752]

>>12988820
>Can we just admit we all use reddit and move on?

[Anonymous No.12989772]

>>12988855
Me neither! And I am definitely NOT consumed with thoughts of cutting off my penis, ok? You will never be a woman, SEETHE, SEETHE.

[Anonymous No.12990062]

>>12988763
What's the loudest food? I think extremely fresh celery might be high impact listening, particularly in suspenseful moments.

[Anonymous No.12990067]

This meme belongs in /tv/.

[Anonymous No.12990086]

i use reddit and 4chan and there's not a single thing you can do to stop me. you have to deal with my reddit nutsack being dragged all over your precious boards and there's nothing you can do about. enjoy my reddit nuts faggots, how do they taste?

[Anonymous No.12991115]

>>12990086
BASED

[Anonymous No.12991121]

>>12988475
Spaghetti in a thermos. Dump when full.

[Anonymous No.12991127]

>>12988475
One time I had a whole chicken in my hoodie.

[Anonymous No.12991149]

How are the mods not kicking this tourist >12988820 out the door? Red text when?

[Anonymous No.12991167]

>>12991149
oh my, how butthurt you are! let me drink some of those tears... hnem hnem hnem mmmmmmmmm soooo goooooooood

[Anonymous No.12991181]

>>12988778
Pork cracklins are probably way better for you than corn nuts

[Anonymous No.12991186]

>>12988855
leddit is worth going to once in a while for porn that's too specific to have a dedicated thread on one of our porn boards. I'd never make an account though.

[Anonymous No.12991188]

>>12988475
crab legs

also i pay extra to use the showers

[Anonymous No.12991204]

i go to reddit for the same reasons i come here

guns, history, and food (and true crime. theyve some good stuff over there)

i stay away from the faggotry the same way i avoid the dudes who get off of chicks with dicks, dudes who jerk off to cartoon animals, and the anime fags


i also dont go to movie theaters because im too cheap

[Anonymous No.12991232]

>>12988820
Reddit is gay as hell my man, I haven't been there since they banned FPH

[Anonymous No.12991265]

>>12988475
>sneak
Do Americans have to sneak snacks into movie theatre? It probably makes sense now that I think about it, no one in Europe would even think to bring bowl of wings and triple burgers with them to the movies.

[Anonymous No.12991284]

>>12988820
I don't use Reddit whatsoever unless it pops up on a Google search. Not out of principle because I'm not a retarded sperg, just never had much interest in it.

[Anonymous No.12991330]

everyone looks at you funny eating bowl of sketi shopping at wallmart

[Anonymous No.12991405]

>>12991232
based
fat people hate and watch people die we’re GOAT
fuck those thinks

[Anonymous No.12991423]

>>12988820
I've used reddit once because I play an old ass MMO with a small community that uses it. Hated it and never touched it again.

[Anonymous No.12991435]

>12991186
>12991204
>12991284
enjoy the vacation, cancer. tell the other faggots theyre not welcome either

[Anonymous No.12991607]

>>12988475
There is a chipotle down the street from the theater so I usually grab a burrito and slip it in my jacket.
It has 2 internal pockets that are quite large so I've slipped in a 500ml bottle of whiskey before as well.
Theater sells booze but I don't want to pay $9 for a beer.

[Anonymous No.12991637]

>>12988820
I used to. But that place is literal cancer, and I havent been there in 3 years.

[Anonymous No.12991640]

>>12988475
A movie worth watching at all is worth my undivided attention. I never bring food. Sometimes I get coffee at live thee ate her

[Anonymous No.12991644]

>>12991149
>he wants mods to police his forum because people he doesn't like are using them
sounds like something a redditor would say

[Anonymous No.12991657]

>>12988475
I snack on sunflower seeds usually.
And if someone annoys me i throw some at them.

[Anonymous No.12991660]

>>12991435
>made that post 7 hours ago
>still not banned
lmaoooo *drags reddit nuts on your post* hahahaha *dabs*

[Anonymous No.12991679]

>>12990062
That old compostable Sun Chips bag

[Anonymous No.12991687]

>>12989772
Only nullos are cutting off their penises. Trans women sometimes opt to have them rearranged.

[Anonymous No.12991695]

>>12988820
This nigga uses reddit

[Anonymous No.12991701]

>>12988820
>he can't consume basic media without reading how everyone else feels about it first

[Anonymous No.12991708]

>>12991149
>Red text when
did you just come out of a time capsule from 2006

[Anonymous No.12991714]

>>12991708
no he saw an epic screenshot from 2006 and doesn't know bans aren't public and haven't been for years. he's a newfag and wants to fit in

[Anonymous No.12991727]

>>12990062
chicharrones is pretty damn loud

[Anonymous No.12991732]

>>12988820
I think we can all admit we have been on reddit at least once

...but use it????

im sorry but i have to report your post

[Anonymous No.12991766]

>>12991714
Mods can choose if the ban is public or not. They don't do them publicly very often these days.

[Anonymous No.12991976]

>>12988820
This, so much this!

[Anonymous No.12992292]

4 bottles of wine. 2 in my jeans, 2 in my jacket.

[Anonymous No.12992305]

>>12988820
By use, you mean visited once and left immediately?

[Anonymous No.12992437]

>>12991265
American theaters only really make money on food, so concessions prices are exorbitant.

[Anonymous No.12992487]

>>12991766
the mods usually ban the person and then delete the post, at least that's what they do to me when I get banned

[Anonymous No.12992497]

>>12991701
>he's a master b8er
fix'd

[Anonymous No.12992517]

>>12988824
>>12988855
>>12989752
>>12989772
>>12991232
>>12991284
>>12991423
>>12991435
>>12991637
>>12991660
>>12991695
>>12991701
>>12991732
r/whoosh

[Anonymous No.12992521]

>>12992517

[Anonymous No.12992568]

>>12988475
If I plan on eating during the movie, yes.

[Anonymous No.12992611]

>>12991701
Yeah, because all of the posts here are much better.

[Anonymous No.12992653]

>>12988820
>>12991976
(You)

(niggers)

[Anonymous No.12992667]

>>12988475
A full tray of homemade lasagna on a TV dinner tray. Half a dozen dragonfruit for dessert concealed in my daughter.

[Anonymous No.12992682]

>>12988820
Nice try faggot

[Anonymous No.12992787]

>>12991766
if /tv/ kicks their tourists to the hidden board, mods will come in and hand out red text when those degenerates and their spam get met with >we have a right to post here too!
t. seen it happen to the game of bores, emilia clarke, lick and morty threads

[Anonymous No.12992792]

>>12988475
Chicken Teriyaki with rice or noodles. Me and my qt azn gf get it from the food court downstairs and then we hide the box in her purse and eat it in the theater.

[Anonymous No.12992831]

>>12992667
>concealed in my daughter
huwut

[Anonymous No.12992843]

Liqour and sometimes a couple of beefy 5 layer burritos

[Anonymous No.12992888]

>>12992667
>Half a dozen dragonfruit for dessert concealed in my daughter.

[Anonymous No.12992915]

>>12988820
Eat a dick and fuck off back to r*ddit you fucking homo

[Anonymous No.12992925]

>>12988820
reddit is for people who cant accept reality

[Anonymous No.12992944]

>>12988475
>What foods do you sneak into the theater?
I might do a walgreen's run and tuck a $1 box of snocaps into my bag, maybe a Hint minty water bottle, and get some black licorice, or something like smoked almonds, or gummi lifesavers or nerd's ropes. There are some good Reese's and chex mix kind of combination snack mixes that hit all the cravings at once, sweet, salty and crunchy.
If I'm at the theatre closest to my home, there is a little known deal from their mall lease agreement that they can't prevent mall bags and purchases from coming inside the theatre, so I might get a Starbucks passion lemonade, or the very slow to enjoy chocolate chip frappuccino, which is basically a shake. Also, I live in Florida, no one blinks when you have a bottle of water or an insulated water flask. Load that up with a slurpee or whatever you want.

If I'm buying, it's a kid's pack. Candy, popcorn, small soda, and a toy! It's just right. If you need to drink, pregame at the closest restaurant bar and walk over already buzzed.

[Anonymous No.12992946]

>>12988475
vodka

[Anonymous No.12992978]

>>12992915
Still here.

[Anonymous No.12993300]

>>12992944
Based Florida lets you carry a 1L bottle everywhere you go with you and also bring in a jacket because you are a little bitch against the theater's a/c.

[Anonymous No.12993311]

>>12992915
*rubs reddit nuts on this post*
*dabs*
yeah I'm thinking you're mad

[Anonymous No.12994007]

>>12988820
Everyone here has a Reddit account, "fuck off back to redd1t" is just a meme.

[Anonymous No.12994044]

>>12988820
>>12994007
Good bait 3/10 I replied

[Anonymous No.12994114]

>>12991405
shut up O'Driscoll

[Anonymous No.12995257]

>>12988803
>I use 4chan and I saw it here first so it must have been created on 4chan

[Anonymous No.12995488]

>>12992667
Bullshit. You could barely conceal a pretzel in your "daughter".

[Anonymous No.12995743]

>>12988475
Nothing, I don't mind being jewed if it means getting piping hot popcorn.

[Anonymous No.12995753]

>>12988475
Lol my retarded sister tried to sneak in leftover Chinese food in her purse once and it wrecked her purse.

[Anonymous No.12995757]

>>12988820
No. I think they're layout is complete shit so I refuse to use it.

[Anonymous No.12995763]

>>12988820
>be me in 2014
>figure that this tribalism is nonsense and go to reddit
>they want me to make an account to post
And that’s where that ended

[Anonymous No.12995812]

>>12988820
I read reddit sometimes, but i always have to sort comments by controversial.
Had an account for 10 minutes, posted an inoffensive comment that just happened to go against he grain. No slurs, no bigotry, not even related to politics. Got downvoted into oblivion, comments calling me a bigoted arsehole, and eventually it got hidden. Deleted my account immediately and vowed to never make another.

[Anonymous No.12995884]

>>12992487
>>12991714
Yesterday an Australian was publicly banned

[Anonymous No.12995906]

>>12988475
Unironically mcnuggets and sauce. 20 piece for $5 was our go to.

[Anonymous No.12995914]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HE SPILLED BEANS!!!!! SO RANDOM!!!A HAHHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.12995944]

>>12994044
Thanks for posting this, it's an important reminder.

[Anonymous No.12996074]

>>12995884
What was he banned for? Besides beeing an Australian I mean.

[Anonymous No.12996305]

>>12988820
I don't. Reddit is for fags

[Anonymous No.12996547]

>>12988820
no

[Anonymous No.12996666]

>>12988820
Big oof

[Anonymous No.12996776]

>Sneaking food.
>When the theaters have perfectly good crab legs.

[Anonymous No.12996813]

>>12988820
BASED redditbro

[Anonymous No.12996815]

>>12996666
Big oof to the faggots who act like they don't. If they were so confident in their supposed unredditness, they wouldn't have replied. Now they've told on themselves.

[Anonymous No.12996988]

>>12988820
>the current state of 4channel

[Anonymous No.12997008]

>>12988631
This is genius and I am so doing this when I go see Joker. Though I am more of a Subway Club guy myself.

[Anonymous No.12997042]

>>12995812
What did you say, anon?

[Anonymous No.12997564]

>>12997042
It was a thread where some guy was asking if he was the arsehole for saying that his daughter couldn't have boys over at her sleepover, even though one of her friends was gay.
I said that the father has the right to decide whether on not boys are sleeping over at his daughters sleepover. Queue the flood of comments calling me a bigot for excluding a gay boy from the sleepover, how he's already having a hard time because he's gay, etc. Apparently thinking that a father should be in charge of his own house makes you a bigot, so i gave up trying to argue with them.

[Anonymous No.12998033]

>>12997564
You sound drunk af. Just saying, no wonder your kids hate you and you were b&'d from reddit, ffs!

[Anonymous No.12998106]

>>12998033
I was weighing in on someone else's question. They aren't my kids you dunce.

[Anonymous No.12998127]

>>12988631
Do you often go on dates with your buddy's girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.12998886]

>>12988820

[Anonymous No.12999032]

I usually make a walmart run on the way to the theater because these fuckers are otherwise $5 at the concessions

[Anonymous No.12999543]

>>12988812
If you brought sugar, that's acceptable. If you salted or didn't put anything on that's just autism

[Anonymous No.12999733]

>>12996815
lyingfaga BTFO

[Anonymous No.12999742]

>>12999733
lyingfags*
FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.12999985]

>>12994044
This is a good post, death to cross-siters

[Anonymous No.12999989]

I'd sneak in Anal Cheese

[Anonymous No.12999998]

Sneak in some gooter in the rubber
Been doing it for years now

[Anonymous No.13000219]

>>12988763
there is no transformers 12

[Anonymous No.13001078]

Any other leafs go to Bulk Barn before going to the movies?

[Anonymous No.13001086]

>>12988820
We all enjoy reddit, yes

[Anonymous No.13001112]

If you can't abstain from snacking for 2 hours you're a vile slob.

I only go to art house cinemas to avoid hideous people like you