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>I've never had a hot pocket before! Tee hee! Wanna try it with me???

Why does this bitch continue to lie like this? Does it help her save face among her fellow Upper Class New York jews?

>> No.12985735

Literally who?
Fpbp

>> No.12985740

>>12985731
I've never had one either. My parents wouldn't buy junk food like that and I learned how to cook young so after I moved out I never had use for retail priced prison food

>> No.12985748

pretty funny how butthurt the youtube addicted fast food autists on this board get about a professional chef not eating trash mass produced frozen shitmeals

>> No.12985754

>>12985740
Suck a dick, you ridiculous snob.

>>12985748
It isn't just the hot pocket, she says this shit with literally everything she makes. Either she grew up in a very sheltered, controlled environment, or she's lying out of her ass. Either way, why is she making gourmet junk food if she's never eaten it at any point throughout her disgusting, flabby life?

>> No.12985781

>>12985754
Have sex you turbo autist

>> No.12985820

People who have never had a hot Pocket never attended college.

>> No.12985825

>>12985820
This. I lived off these fuckers when I was in the dorms.

>> No.12985831

Why are you so mad at the world? You seem like a truly miserable person

>> No.12985836

>>12985754
The shit she makes is disgusting processed garbage her parents didn't buy for her. I never ate most of that shit either.

>> No.12985837

>>12985754
Yeah, who knew that there were Americans who don't sustain themselves on processed food

>> No.12985857

>>12985837
There's a difference between living off of garbage and having enough of a varied, curious life among different social strata and economic/living situations to have tried things like fast food, frozen convenience meals, cheap candy, etc. I haven't had fast food in years, personally. But to NEVER even try any of this stuff reeks of pure elitist sheltering of someone who has never struggled once in their entire lives.

>> No.12985861

>>12985857
That shit is terrible for you.

>> No.12985869

>>12985857
Dude, you can just say she’s Jewish. This is 4chan

>> No.12985870

>>12985820
>>12985825
>college is super expensive
>lived off hot pockets
Someone is fucking lieing. Pretty sure it's college students in general pretending they had it so hard.

>> No.12986000

>>12985735

This, shibby!

>> No.12986015

>>12985870
Huh? Typically in dorm rooms you only have access to a microwave, hence the popularity of ramen, hot pockets, easy Mac etc. Why would anyone lie about that?

>> No.12986021

>>12985831
Many people are, but they have no place to vent. 4chan is a unique >>12985825
outlet for people to do so, so it concentrates greatly.

>> No.12986057

>>12985731
How is this old hag 33?

>> No.12986190
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>>12985731
Dude what's worse is like that one tall jew guy comes over and says he tried a real hotpocket cause they were just laying around and Claire fucking gasps. I get it if you've never had some of this shit but to act like you're so above candy or whatever every episode is so annoying.

>> No.12986268

PRO PASTRY CHEF MAKES GOURMET GOY FEED

>> No.12986275

The stuff she makes is usually not better than the original and not even more healthy, so what's the point?

>> No.12986277

>>12986275
she gets to taste junkfood for the first time in her life

>> No.12986284

>>12985731
Then they pretend that it's disgusting when in fact if she was alone you can be sure she would finish the box in under 5 minutes.

>> No.12986291

>>12985820
>>12985825
>>12985870
>>12986015
>Haha us poor college students amirite XD spending over 1k a class can’t afford to budget for food.

People who say this are literal reddit incarnates.

>> No.12986303

>>12986291
Aren't college students in the US poor because they have debts?

>> No.12986311

>>12986291
Are you retarded? You quoted someone who literally explained that they are popular because dorm rooms typically only have microwaves, not because college students can't budget.

>> No.12986399

>>12986284
Nah hot pockets are genuinely pretty gross.

>> No.12986417

I honestly only had hot pockets when my mom bought them for me as a kid, if my mom thought they were too unhealthy for me to eat or thought I woudnt like them I probably would never have had one

>> No.12986431

>>12986275
its more educational, understanding how these things are made

>> No.12986439
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>>12986275
>um sweetums? there's 50 ingredients in this i can do better
>ok so the next step is to make a seasoned butter block

her version of the hot pocket is 400+ calories easy compared to the ~200 calorie store one

>> No.12986443

>>12986291

They're poor because they put all of their money into the college fees in hopes that their degrees will pay off in the future, you idiot.

>> No.12986450

>>12985748
She hasn't been a professional.chef her whole life, you idiot. She was a kid once, yet she's never had (or only had once) anything kids would eat. So she's been a snobby high class jew her whole life?

>> No.12986458

>>12986450
But she has had most of them. It's just false to claim that she usually claims not to have tried these things before. I don't know why it makes you seethe so much that some people haven't tried every kind of junk food

>> No.12986461

>>12986268
Kek, gonna paste this to the comments.

>> No.12986465

>>12985731
has this big bitch ever put a mozzarella stick in a hot pocket at school lunchtime and waited for the cheese to melt so you would have extra cheese goodness

>> No.12986468

>>12986450
>if you didn't grow up eating shitty processed bachelor chow then you're a snob

Shit dude even poor people have pride.

>> No.12986470
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12986470

LET'S BE REAL HERE

HOT POCKETS USED TO BE GOOD, THEY HAD A FLAKEY GOOD CRUST, AND DECENT FILLINGS THAT WOULD OOZE OUT IF YOU WEREN'T CAREFUL

NOW? THE DOUGH IS SHIT, SEEMS RAW HALF WAY THROUGH, CHEWY GARBAGE, AND THERE IS BARELY ANY FILLING, IT'S LIKE A HALF EMPTY TOOTH PASTE TUBE YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE FROM THE BOTTOM TO MAKE ANYTHING OOZE OUT

>> No.12986473

Why do they always buy pounds of the item? You know that just goes into the trash since they're above it.

>> No.12986485

>>12986468
How the fuck does having a couple of hot pockets a year equate to living off of them? I'm not saying she should have lived off of all junk food, but it's insane to say you've never had, or had something once, a quick microwaved thing to hold you over until dinner. Jesus, are we being raided by the BA staff?? You guys are dense.

>> No.12986497

>>12986485
If your parents didn't buy it, then you'd never probably have it. There are plenty of things that she makes that I've never had. Almond Joys, Sno Balls, and Ferrero Rocher all jump out at me.

>> No.12986500

>>12986485

She could just make a sandwich instead.

>> No.12986504

>>12985735
>calling fpbp on your own post
based
>actually getting it
really based
>>12985731
not saying shes liying she may be she may not, but i know people who lie about shit like this costently and they do it to make themselves feel good or better about themselves. they get that OMG YOU HAVENT HAD THIS from normies and that bit of attention is part of what they need.

>> No.12986519

>>12986497
NO SHIT. That's what we're pointing out. She was either sheltered or lying. Parents will buy a handful of frozen items their kids can easily make after getting home from school until dinner. This isn't shit to live off of. I hate you all.

>> No.12986531

>>12986303
Only retards who go liberal arts have a signifigant amount of debt. If you actually go to school for a useful degree and aren't a braindead retard its pretty easy to get scholarships to pay for most if not all of your education. Yes, even if you're white.

>> No.12986540

>>12986531
Oh ok. I always thought scholarships were rare, even for useful subjects like CS or engineering.

>> No.12986557

>>12985740
Same here.

>> No.12986560

>>12986540
no as log as your not stupid and actually try you can get them. hell i had one and didnt even graduate high school i had a ged. i just didnt care in high school then realized after i was fucking up.

>> No.12986570

>>12986485
>I'm not saying she should have lived off of all junk food
You literally are. If you're not trying to say that then you need to work on your communication sills.

>but it's insane to say you've never had, or had something once, a quick microwaved thing to hold you over until dinner
Is it really? Most people don't even use the microwave for anything other than reheating leftovers or warming up a cold cup of coffee.
Assuming literally everyone except the most ivory tower privileged elite keep a stash of shitty bachelor chow for between meals-- especially when they could just make a real meal-- is silly.

>> No.12986616

>>12985731
I wasn't raised in a trailer park, so have never had one either.

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>>12986303
>>12986311
>>12986443

>> No.12986713

>>12985740
i thought they ate really shitty cooked inmate cooked food in prison not hot pockets

>> No.12986726

>>12986703
It's very Reddit to not admit you're wrong.

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>> No.12986926

>>12986519
>If your parents had sandwich fixings on hand instead of frozen food you were sheltered
Do flyovers really believe this?

>> No.12986929

I've never had one either and I was born to poor white trash.

>> No.12986930

I would really like to taste some of those american mystery cuisine like lunchables, corn dog, cheese from a spraycan, hot pockets and Pop tarts. Those are fairly hard to come by in Germany and I'm sure there is similar stuff made by German brands but I am really curious about american made stuff. The internet is really 50/50 on this you either love it or hate it. One day maybe I try all of it on vacation

>> No.12986935

>>12985820
I never went to college and Hot Pockets sustained me all throughout teenage Halo 2 LAN parties.

>> No.12986940

>>12986930
Just take the German stuff, add more sugar and nitrates

>> No.12986948

>>12986940
But would it be the same? America's most advanced scientist and cooking engineers have designed these things over a long process to have a certain taste. You think a slob like me could imitate it?

>> No.12986951

>>12986470
They definitely skimped out on fillings over the years but there's no difference (to me) in the crust compared to 15 years ago.

>> No.12986953

>>12986948
You can do anything you set your mind to.

>> No.12986960
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Hot Pockets are best deep fried also pouches are better.

>> No.12986976

id feed claire hot pockets in secret while she chin scratched me and called me a good goy boy

>> No.12986979

>>12985731
Everyone should rightfully hate goblina and the uptight jew but Molly is even more out of touch.

>> No.12987003

>>12985857
I was on food stamps for a chunk of my childhood and never had most of this shit until I went to college where my friends ate it and I hated it. Junk food is expensive for what it is, especially frozen dinners.

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>>12985731
Why do you think everyone has to have experienced everything you have? Much of the crap she recreates is popular, but doesn't mean everyone stuffs their face with it.

>>12985857
So what? Go blame your family for being poor you crybaby.

The envy of people in this thread is sad and funny. She probably comes from a wealthy family and she is now printing more money than you will ever have with her jewtube videos. And the only thing you can do is cry on 4channel about it.

>> No.12987310

>>12985870
Bro you sound salty.

>> No.12987336

I want Claire to suck my dick while shes taking a big dump

>> No.12987372

>>12985731
just because you are trailer trash does not mean the rest of society are

>> No.12987394

>>12985731
I watched all episodes of this shit and I don't think she said that she didn't have something more than five or six times and that includes stuff like poki which you wouldn't have tried unless you were a weeb.

>> No.12987436

>>12986439
As if the number of calories was the thing that mattered, just stuff your face with less food amerilard.

>> No.12987466

>>12987336
Ahh the reverse blumpkin. nice.

>> No.12987490

I need to taste claire's anus.

>> No.12987529

I had hot pocket for the first time last year. Why is this so hard to believe, OP? Some people come from families where the parents actually cooked.

>> No.12987684

>>12985731
This is why she's so fucking insufferable and why anyone who obsesses over her is a complete fucking faggot. Like is she actually stupid enough to believe anyone is falling for her bullshit? LITERALLY ever episode she claims to have never had whatever she's making before, she's a complete and utter liar with an awful, annoying "haha xDdd im so cute" personality. I wish she ended up staying gone when she left so she'd fade into obscurity.

>> No.12988022

>>12987684
Bitch literally dyes her hair and tries to act like it's all natural

>> No.12988540

Do Americans really have a hard time believing that not everyone eats junk food all the time?

>> No.12988581

>>12988540
Difference between eating it all the time having tried it at least once, brainlet. Are Claire faggots as dumb as she is?

>> No.12988608

>>12988581
Why would you ever bother to "try it once"?
Either you're a sad sack of shit who can't cook or you aren't.

>> No.12988618

>>12988581
Why would someone who doesn't eat junk food regularly have tried this very specific item before? You know she can cook, right?

>> No.12988629

>>12986439
>I AM VERY SMART
gourmet =/= healthy

>> No.12988651

>>12986190
Shit like that is why i refuse to watch these faggots. Anyone who works in a ""test kitchen"" should be liquidated by an armed militia of working class individuals

>> No.12988659

>>12986277
You mean she gets to pretend like she's never had junk food and eat it without being judged by her faggy new york bourgeois nerd friends

>> No.12988702

>>12988618
>>12988608
sorry, you can make this argument for hot pockets but you can't for the vast majority of things she bullshits about never having tried, like candies as prevalent as mnms or starburst or whatever

>> No.12988713

>>12988608
>>12988618
She's never going to have sex with you.

>> No.12988724

>>12988702
>oh my god she's never had THIS SPECIFIC BRAND of candy what a sheltered snob

Get over yourself faggot.

>> No.12988729

>>12988713
Are you really getting mad because I insulted your beloved hot pockets?

>> No.12988734

>>12988713
I don't even watch this faggot gay youtube channel, you're just being retarded and need to be called out.

>> No.12988755

>>12985731
This shit is the equivalent of non-movie people pretending they don't know some massive actor like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Fuck off, I don't really watch movies and don't know most actors but you know who the fuck that is, stop lying to impress retards. Some people are all about putting on a front because they want to fabricate some ultra above all sophisticated image of themselves to impress other pretentious hipster retards. Hot pockets are not good, but I guarantee this bitch has had one before and just pretending she hasn't so she can fit in with all the other rich clique retard (((friends))).

>> No.12988759

>>12988724
>teehee iv never had MnMs before xD
yeah, no, kill yourself faggot

>> No.12988768

>>12988759
Look dude, your waifu turned out to be out of your league and now you feel betrayed. We get it.
You need to get over yourself.

>> No.12988806

>>12988702
when did she say that she never had mnms stop making shit up

>> No.12988818

>>12988759
>>12988702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvDj7DF1jsk

Literally 40 seconds in she describes how she usually eats it.

>> No.12988845

>>12985731
There’s no way that pig hasn’t had junk food at some point in her life

>> No.12989036

>>12988755
I know a guy that used to pretend that he doesn't watch movies. But he somehow watches at least some anime (Jojo). I just let this one slip since he's obese and probably needs to appear special this way.

>> No.12989060

>>12988845
You can get fat like her without eating junk food. She has to eat all the "mistake" cakes and "uupsi" cookies that are just a pinch of some spice away from being preferct, but still contain lots of oil and sugar.

>> No.12989098

>>12989060
This is why I stopped baking, myself.

>> No.12989117

Is this thread really gatekeeping Hot Pockets? Blah blah I lived in a dorm, blah blah, they smell like shit, never ate one, why would I ever consume one?

>> No.12989300

>>12989117
No, this thread is autistic OP samefagging about a youtube chef pretending to have never tried junk food even though she only hadn't tried a couple less popular things across a bunch of episodes and nearly always says that the original versions taste delicious.

>> No.12989308

>>12986450
>So she's been a snobby high class jew her whole life?
YES

Is that so hard to believe?

>> No.12989325
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I have never consumed the following items

>Dannon Danimals
>Gogurt
>Push Pop
>Tapioca Pudding
>Any kind of energy drink
>Espresso coffee

My upbringing was a perfectly normal lower middle class American life. I went to public school and a state university.

>> No.12989330

>>12988845
She had expensive junk food bought from bakeries and candy shops.

>> No.12989336

>>12986473
>You know that just goes into the trash since they're above it.
It doesn't. The crew all eat it for lunch off-camera.

>> No.12989338

>>12989308
Eh, I wouldn't equate that New York crowd having money with being high-class, that's for sure.

>> No.12989349

>>12989338
well that's irrelevant to the type of high-class this thread is talking about

>> No.12989351

>>12988755
>non-movie people pretending they don't know some massive actor like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I don't know any actors from post-2008 or so because I haven't watched any movies since then.

>> No.12989367

>>12989338
>>12989349
I'm pretty sure those people act snobby like that because they're too vulgar to be able to break into real high society with it's politeness and decency.

>> No.12989368

>>12989367
Maybe.
But doesn't mean Claire is lying.

>> No.12989371

I've never drank a beer. Never had a shot of whiskey. No champagne. No bourbon. Almost nothing alcoholic at all other than a wine cooler when I was a kid and a little bit of wine years ago in college.

>> No.12989375

>>12989368
She's likely stretching the truth a bit for the sake of the video, I wouldn't say she's flat out lying about it all. She seems fine enough, maybe a little Eeyore-y and down on herself.

>> No.12989378

>>12989371
I can already see your future. It's a sad story. People who start drinking later in life tend to become alcoholic very quickly.

>> No.12989379

>>12989371
Nobody asked.

>> No.12989387

>>12989378
I have no plans to start drinking. Why would you assume I do?
>>12989379
It's relevant to this thread because it's something "everyone" has done that actually lots of people haven't.

t. raised by mormons

>> No.12989388

>>12989387
You will, though.

>> No.12989461

>>12989336
That's what they tell you

>> No.12989468

>mhh.. Anal? I have actually never tried that...

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>> No.12989663

>>12985731
>Look up channel
>Her second latest video is about how much she fucking loves m&ms
Fuck off anon, also why are you watching a commercial youtube channel?

Also I've never hard hotpockets, poptarts, pop rocks, starburst, almond joys, peeps, sno balls, twizzlers, lucky charms or gushers (I've tried a twinkie once as a joke becasue 'dude lmao its not even food')
Most of this is like amerilard only trash.

>> No.12989688

>>12985754
Reee why cook lady no eat toxic shitty food that my parents gave me beacuse they clearly didn't give a shit about my diet!

>> No.12989708

>>12989663
>why does this youtube channel for an American magazine feature recreations of American food products?
Also Starburst is just taffy, Peeps are just marshmallows with a hard sugar coating, and Twizzlers are licorice.

>> No.12989710

>>12989688
if your parents forbade you from having ANY candy at all, even once, then they were bad overcontrolling overprotective parents

>> No.12989893

>>12988022
Goddamn, I can hear your lisp through the screen. This is quite possibly the gayest complaint I've ever read. No heterosexual man would ever complain that "bitch literally dyes her hair and tries to act like it's all natural," you dicklicking degenerate.

>> No.12989902

>>12989893
She's an ugly bitch.

>> No.12989906

>>12989098
I still bake myself. You get used to the coils eventually.

>> No.12989911

>>12989708
>taffy
>Peeps
>Twizzlers
Why do Americans speak like toddlers?

>> No.12989912

>>12986504
Fb is bp.

>> No.12989924

>>12988818
>You have to try one
>Ah I'm good thanks
>You have to
>No I-
>YOU HAVE TO TRY ONE
It's a peanut mm, I'm sure he knows what it tastes like.
she's annoying.

>> No.12989927

>>12989325
I don't keep score of something like this so I've little clue what things I've never had until someone mentions said things.
On your list, I've never had Danimals and Gogurt and have no idea what they are.
I would guess Push Pop is one of those lollipop things with the cap, amirite? You push it up from the bottom with your finger? That? If so, I've had it. If not, I have no idea what it is.
I've never had tapioca pudding that's not homemade. Or rice pudding that's not homemade, now that I think of it. I've seen them in stores, but never felt compelled to buy them.
I have espresso daily because I'm from a country where that's the norm and other preparations of coffee are a rarity.
I've had energy drinks.

>> No.12989931

>>12989902
Better.

>> No.12989969

>>12989710
I had the opposite problem.
This is gonna sound like bullshit, but it's trufax: my dad is half American and grew up in the US. I was born and raised in Euroland. We moved to the US when I was 9 and he instantly bought a whole bunch of American junk food. In fact, the first meal I had stateside was McDonald's (I was sick late that night, but I think it was from catching something on the flight, not the food itself).
He bought so many brands of single serving cakes and pies, bottles and cans of soda, candies, breakfast cereals etc excited for me to try them.
I hated almost every single item. Now, this may out my power level, but some of the items I recall were Hostess fruit pies (one of which was fucking green wtf), Ho-hos, Twinkies, some bubble gum soda, Sprite, some orange soda, some grape soda, M&Ms, Hershey's kisses, Skor, Reese's cups, these weird wax tubes with coloured sugarwater in them, some super hard bubble gum, Twizzlers, Life Savers, Froot Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs and other things I'm forgetting in each category.
I hated all the cakes and pies, all the soda excepting the bubble gum one, all the candies/chocolates except peanut M&Ms and all the cereals. Everything was far too sweet for and he was really rather angry with me that I didn't eat most of it.
It got really bad. Mom and my older brothers had to shout him down from getting so upset that I didn't like that junk food.

Americans really do chips/crisps better than anyone else, though. Your salty snacks are top-fucking-notch.

>> No.12989973

>>12989969
you sound like a gay little bitch

>> No.12989988

>>12989973
Guilty as charged. I just love penis. Only snack I'll ever need.

>> No.12990304

>>12989325
Tapioca is boomer tier but it's not what youd normally think of as a processed dessert. It actually takes a long time, you have to stir it constantly for like 30min straight, definitely not the kind of thing that a millennial could make without taking a double dose or Vyvanse first.

>> No.12990321

>>12986919
Lol

>> No.12990325

>>12985731
I've only had hot pockets maybe once or twice. I thought It was cardboardy and disgusting. Kinda looking forward to this episode, but mostly because they're all so bad.

>> No.12990335

I never did either. My parents never bought any food you make in a microwave. The lowest tier stuff they would make would be like hamburger helper or sloppy Joe's if they were in a hurry.

>> No.12990336

>>12989969
I've lived here my whole life and also think most of that stuff if super disgusting. If you're not raised on tons of processed sugar it's nasty. I think twinkies and those other packaged cake thingies with "cream" that tastes like whipped sugar and lard are some of the most repulsive foods anywhere.

I also threw up the first time I ate MacDonalds at around 12 or so. I've still never tried a McNugget again.

>> No.12990340

>>12986015
I had a meal plan. Restaurants/cafeterias were in every building including dorms.

>> No.12990376

>>12986919
Kek

>> No.12990406

>>12985731
>>12986450
besides being high class, her family might have been very strict/religious since eating pork/mixing dairy products and meat is not kosher

>> No.12990408

>>12986531
Then why do I hear of people in the medical field still paying off their student loans well into their 50's

>> No.12990431

Ive never had a Hot Pocket until college because my mom wouldn't let me buy junk food and made me home cooked meals everyday because she loved me. If I would've asked my mom for her to buy me Hot Pockets at the grocery store she would think i was pulling her leg

>> No.12990452

I'm 33 and I've never had a hot pocket before. Had pizza rolls. Isn't it safe to say it's the same garbage with more breading?

>> No.12990622

>>12985820
i ate rice with shredded cheese when i was in college

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>>12986919

>> No.12990639

>>12986540
lol i got a scholarship for a fine arts degree

>> No.12990642

>>12986919
FUCK Gaby

>> No.12990644

>>12986979
but molly a cute

>> No.12990666

>>12985754
What? She always has opinions on the various junk food you expect an American to have shoveled in their face at some point. Honestly, hot pockets aren't outwardly appetizing in any way. Millenials transitioned from frozen food to fast food.

The real question is why they lie about the goblina being a cook and not housekeeping.

>> No.12990678

>>12986540
Scholarships aren't rare. The issue became, at least when I graduated high school, that the cost of tuition and such spiked beyond what these random scholarships actually covered.

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>>12985731
This woman is so ugly to me. I watch that youtube channel to learn to cook good food, so of course I have not watched even one of her meme vids and I dont know what she is like, I just see her posted here and it grosses me out and I wanted to tell you guys that.

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>>12989906

>> No.12991350
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> Being surprised an upper class, Harvard-educated Jew has never had literal poverty food.

Brainlet.

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>>12985735
>Fpbp

>> No.12991406

is it so hard to fathom a human could walk through the world without having ever eaten shit?

>> No.12991426

>>12991406
To most Americans? Yes. They're literally raised eating garbage and you can see the palpable rage they have at anyone who doesn't want to eat just corn syrup and lard for every meal.

>> No.12991438

>>12990739
That's fair. I'm sure if you made a YouTube channel I'd avoid it to not have to see your ugly mug as well lol.

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>>12985731
youtube is chock full of clickbait lies like this

like who hasnt tried coke or macdonalds before???

>> No.12991550

>comes from a household/upbringing where she had someone there to cook and taught her from a young age
>anon who grew up on freezer meals because they or their parents couldn't be arsed claiming she's faking

WORKING
CLASS
SCUM

>> No.12991630

>>12991467
Tons of people. I've only had McD a couple of times.

>> No.12991678 [DELETED] 

>>12991630
>who has never tried one of the ubiquitous products in the world?
>Tons of people, not me but I'm sure there are tons of other people

>> No.12991686

>>12991630
but you still had it
americans and coke is like saying "italians try pasta for the 1st time"

even in congo africa you can find coke

>> No.12991965

>>12991630
It's obviously fake. Buzzfeed just happened to find a bunch of young, (somewhat) attractive people who had never tried Coke and were willing to fly over to their recording studio to lose their coke virginity?

>> No.12992023

Stop thinking your experiences are universal.

>> No.12992221

>>12986015
>only have access to a microwave

That sounds awful. Why not just rent an apartment with a decent kitchen near campus? It doesn't even need to be that close you can also drive there

>> No.12992438

>>12991686
I have had coke a fair bit but have known people who really haven't. I had McDonald's once about 12 >>12990336 and didn't try it again until many many years later. I don't think it's shocking at all that some wouldn't have had Coke either. I've only eaten a twinkie once for example and only a couple years back.

>> No.12992441

>>12992438
You realize that your own examples are proving you wrong

>> No.12992465

>>12986919
Why was Deep Roy there?

>> No.12992475

>>12985754
Some people just don't eat junk food and don't give it to their kids. I don't get how this is so unbelievable to you.

>> No.12992483

>>12992475
Some people have no real identity or purpose. They wrap themselves up with brand names and "express" themselves with what they consume.
The idea that there could be something more to personhood is unsettling to them.

>> No.12992488

>>12991467
I didn't have Coke until i was 28...

>> No.12992495

>>12992441
In what sense? I had these things a few times (except coke which I've had a fair bit) but the point is that I'm not extreme or anything and it's not surprising at all someone could get to Claire's age and never have tried say, a Hot Pocket. I hadn't tried either a Hot Pocket or Twinkie at her age and I might be somewhat unusual but not entirely. I don't think her saying she hasn't eaten any is all that strange or some marketing ploy which seems to be the implication.

>> No.12992522

>>12992488
A year for firsts. Maybe in another decade or two you'll lose your virginity too.

>> No.12992532

>>12985820
i had a rice cooker and cooked actual food

>> No.12992544

>>12991426
Most Americans have never eaten lard. Shortening, perhaps, but not lard.

>> No.12992554

>>12989969
>american salty snacks are good
This. So much this. You guys need to give up trying to make decent sweets cuz you're just really bad at it, but fuck me with a rake, your chips and shit are fucking god tier. Like holy fuck are they good.

>> No.12992634

>>12992544
Granted I was being lazy there and should have included salt for the murrican food pyramid

>> No.12992637

>>12986540
If you actually do well in highschool and have a decent GPA (AKA the people who don't drop out of college or finish in 5 years with mountains of debt) you WILL get at least some scholarships that pay for your books and classes at least. College is a glorified summercamp now and it's making our population into adult childs though.

>> No.12992647

>>12992637
People have always viewed college like that. Look at all the college movies from the 20s and 30s and you'll see the exact same attitude.

>> No.12992656 [DELETED] 

>>12992647
Are you talking about comedy films in which the "protagonists" are useless fuckups to be laughed at?

Because by your logic every extramarital affair ends in bunny boiling and then murder-suicide because there are a lot of movies about that.

>> No.12992664

>>12992656
No, the protagonist is generally a romantic figure.

>> No.12992801

There is a world out there that most of you can't even begin to understand how it works.

People like OP is an example: getting butthurt because Claire never ate a Rocket Pocket before.

I'm talking about rich people.
No, their lives are no like you picture in your mind.
The most mundane things to you they probably never even heard of. They are so distant from what you think is food and from the "middle-class" eating culture that they just don't understand it.
They have personal cooks and plenty of high quality fresh food anytime they want, things most of you would have to save a month just to taste it. They don't go shopping or to the grocery store. And all that is just "normal" to them.
So when you ask someone like Claire about a cheap processed shit like "Rocket Pocket", it doesnt even makes sense to her why she would eat that shitty middleclass "food".
You can see that when she eats those foods she kinda fears it or treat it like some type of adveture or doesnt eat at all.

Anyway, a Rocket Pocket doesnt even come to her mind when she wants a snack and when she was a kid/teen her parents wouldnt let her eat shit like that, different from your parents apparently
Also: when rich people go to college they just eat at some restaurant nearby

Do you get it now? Its really hard to see it, but some group of people are really distant from the rest. And I'm talking about everything else, not just food. Stop thinking your life and culture are the center of reference for everything.

>> No.12993002

>>12992801
Based retard

>> No.12993004

>>12989911
>brekkie

>> No.12993033

>>12991350
It's amazing how stupid she is despite being "Harvard educated". Probably got in on money alone.

>> No.12993095

>>12993033
Yeah, vou can definitely know a lot about a random person by just watching random cooking video of them

>> No.12993119

>>12993095
>he doesn't follow her insta

>> No.12993131

>>12985740
I haven't either. Closest thing is some Torino's pizza squares at a friend's house

>> No.12993146

imagine being mutilated at birth because your monster mash parents don't understand how to bathe you. imagine being lied about how natural it is. you aren't a man if your cock has no skin. you americans aren't human.
>OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12993187

>>12986960
...I wanna fugg that pouch bros

>> No.12993203

>>12986470
Dude. You're not using the crisping pocket. And honestly, the lean -pockets are light years ahead of the basic bitch hot pocket. The pretzel bread. Amazing. The pizza leanpocket is by far the best. Here's your solution.
>stop typing reblit speak you clumsy faggot
>stop with the all caps you loud ass queer
>go back to redlit and never return you teenage cocksucker who feels the burn yet has a few years before he can legally vote but thinks it's cool to support a geriatric socialist because his freshman study group went to a rally of 9 faggots in the courtyard during lunch period.

>> No.12993232

>>12989375
>a Jew lying... I've never heard of that before!

>> No.12993248

>>12986560
You never learned how to capitalize a fucking letter either did you you sonuvabitch!

>> No.12993365

>>12989387
There's that t. thing again. Anyone care to explain what that means?

>> No.12993382

>>12993365
It stands for "Tupperware." Posters use it to specify that they're a plastic version of whatever follows, as in not really one even if they seem like one.

>> No.12993385

>>12989969
Not reading your fucking blog faggot. Back to rebbit queer.

>> No.12993393

>>12993365
Lurk more, give up and go to fucking know your meme instead of asking in several threads, newfag

>> No.12993404

>>12986470
>>12993203
HOW FUCKING IGNORANT CAN YOU BE? I REALLY ASK YOU THIS

THE HOT POCKET IMAGE I POSTED IS FROM THE FUCKING 90S

>> No.12994078

>>12987684
>LITERALLY ever episode she claims to have never had whatever she's making before
No she doesn't. Half the time she does the exact opposite and says how much she loves whatever snack of the week she's making. And honestly half of those times I just assume she's lying to make her audience feel better about their shitty taste in food.

>> No.12994088

>>12993404
Everybody remembers where they were on that day in 1983 when Hot Pockets first appeared. It was a giant leap into the future. A miracle some called it, for nobody could seem to say where the Hot Pockets came from. They just existed. Food, and therefore humanity, would never be the same again. The efficiency, the culinary explosion, a modern miracle that truly served as an evolutionary step for all of mankind. An entire meal in a pocket that you could hold in your hand. Joy in the streets was met by existential dread. Where could humanity go from here? Had we truly reached our civilizational zenith? Religions formed over night, some might even say cults. But then a second flavor appeared. And then a third. And now over fifty, each richer and more complex than the last. Since that day in 1983, humanity has been on the precipice of our next phase of being, but for one obstacle in the way. How are you supposed to eat a Hot Pocket without burning the hell out of the inside of your mouth? I mean, come on. It’s crazy hot, but it’s seriously impossible to wait just five minutes until it comes out of the microwave. No, I need it now. Give me that Hot Pocket.

>> No.12994155

>>12994078
Yeah I don't know where that meme came from. I assume people here just troll abd haven't seen the videos. Only a couple times before has there been something she hasn't had and most of the junk food stuff they do she really likes. Heck even though it was her first hot pocket she thought it was great. That was the odd part to me.

>> No.12994193

>>12985731
the scrambled egge+bacon is bretty gud. everything else is trash. it still somehow taste like pizza with hot sauce. really weird how that works.

>> No.12994584

>>12993033
I went to an Ivy solely because I'm legacy and had daddy's money. Scholarship kids made me feel kinda dumb at the time. So maybe you're right.

>> No.12994597

>>12988818
she's had a lot of the foods she makes. it's just a /ck/ meme to pretend she says she's never eaten any of the foods. you can't argue against it.

>> No.12994598

>>12993385
Aw. Please? It would mean ever so much to me if you would.

>> No.12996470

>>12994597
She's had practically all of them and ends up liking the ones she hadn't. Super lame meme.

>> No.12996475

Genuinely can't even tell if you retards are baiting or not anymore. She has literally only ever said she hasn't tried Snowballs because who the fuck actually eats those things?

Rest of the garbage she has tried just never ate much of.

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>>12986979
molly's recipes are also shite

chris and the two gay guys might be the only decent cooks from that magazine

>> No.12996533

>>12985754
>ridiculous snob for not having eaten a hot pocket

>> No.12996538

>>12996533
She didn't avoid them out of snobbishness though and thought it was awesome when she tried it.

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>>12992801
I know people who are filthy fucking rich and retired at 45, and their kids eat bagel bites every once in a while because they're not stuck up pricks

rich doesn't mean they're dicks

>> No.12996546

>>12993365
No.

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>>12993365

>> No.12996577

>>12996539
Sorta like how Claire has eaten and likes all kinds of chocolate bars, oreos, skittles, pop tarts etc?

>> No.12996883

>>12993365
This exemplifies the decline of western civilization when a kid can't infer meaning from context and has to have it spoonfed. It took me literally 2 times of seeing it used for me to know what it meant. We're doomed.

>> No.12996972

>>12990408
Just because you earned a medical degree doesn't mean you can't still be an absolute moron with money. If a new internist who just completed residency and landed his first paid practice with a hospital makes $220,000 a year spends most of his salary on a new BMW and a hefty down payment on a house, but only makes the minimum monthly payment on his student loans, his loan balance will probably grow larger over time because he isn't keeping up with the interest. Some people are content to set an extremely low minimum monthly and just let it linger in the background.

>> No.12997172

>>12986703
Reddit is educated?

>> No.12997239

>>12997172
Reddit is just the 4chan Boogeyman for everything they don't like.

>> No.12997626

>>12997239
>everything they don't like
yea all things that are flagrant horseshit

>> No.12998551

>>12997239
Are gaia and 9gag still around?

>> No.12999503

>>12986519
>parents who bought bread to make toast or bought regular cereal instead of wasting money on shitty frozen garbage makes her a liar or 'sheltered'

>> No.12999870

>>12985735
kys yourself, newfag.

>> No.12999966

>>12997626
Missed the point

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>>12985731
>>12985754
>not eating microwave hot pockets is literally inconceivable for Americans

>> No.13000378

>>13000375
On a fucking dedicated food and cooking board. Americans are literally the worst.

>> No.13000385

>>13000375
holy teeth gap

>> No.13000389

>>12985857
Lmao imagine your parents ACTUALLY hate you.

Even lower-middle class can afford to buy good produce and meat and make proper food every night.

Only excuse for feeding you junk food trash is if they're so poor they're working multiple jobs and simply don't have time to teach you how to properly cook and feed yourself.

>> No.13001628

>>12985731
Have sex lol

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>>13000378
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BOARD IS ABOUT HOMEMADE MEALS ONLY PREMADE FOOD IS NOT FOOD BECAUSE I SAID SO

>> No.13001644

>>12985731
who the fuck cares?
get a life you sad autistic loser

>> No.13001942

i love how this post >>12986439 triggered these cucks
>>12987436
>>12988629

>> No.13002039

>>12985754
She's lying out of her ass.

>> No.13002082

>>12989927
No one cares.

>> No.13002123

>>13002082
>she cares so little that she had to tell everyone how little she cares to make sure everyone knows how little she cares
woman logic lol

>> No.13002124

>>13001637
at least it's not a weed thread

>> No.13002194

>>13000375
>Dios mío....

>> No.13002597

>>12985820
in college, cant confirm, stopped eating like shit after highschool tbqhf

>> No.13002609

>>12985731
>jewish
>cheese and meat covered in bread
>incredulous fucktards can't understand why she may never have had one

Never change brainlets

>> No.13002615

>>13002609
>inb4 but she's grown and not a kid now and can eat what she wants!

Yeah and when have you as an adult who never grew up eating something suddenly crave fucking frozen box instant snacks that taste like puke?

>> No.13002616

>>12985731
Most people who don't live in trailer parks or spend 10+ hours a day at their computer have never eaten a hotpocket.
Its garbage food for garbage people.

>> No.13002657

>>12997172
It has an older userbase.
So generally, yeah.
Not to say each sub is full of educated people, for instance r/feminism likely does not have a bunch of people who know literature as well as say /lit/, but their equivalent of /lit/ is going to have more people with degrees.

>> No.13002699

>>12989378
Can confirm, didn't start drinking until I was 25 and I was up to a handle every 2 nights about a year ago. Now every time I drink it gives me horrible anxiety the next day, shit fucked up my brain

>> No.13003141

>Omg i've literally never had skittles, I once accidentally ate an m&m when it fell into my broccoli, I vomited and immediately went on a 40 minute jog

>> No.13003144

>>12985731
I wanna eat her ass.

>> No.13003153

>>13002657
No.

>> No.13004067

>>12988818
that's really a pretty shit result.

>> No.13004073

>>13002615
Or like Claire you finally try one and think it's delicious. She confuses me.

>> No.13004085

>>13004073
Yeah you're not going to get views by pretending the product you just ate and are going to spend days making a gourmet version is complete shit right?

>> No.13004103

>>13004085
Probably, but given her love pf pop tarts it's not entirely surprising she'd like these either.

>> No.13005972

>>12990644
She's married

>> No.13006167

>>12987336
this

>> No.13006269

>>12985735
based

>> No.13006520

>>13006269
Based on what?

>> No.13007249

>>12986473
Honestly my friend works at BA and the process of how they get rid of them is rele interesting. They first have to gather and organize them by type. Then they fuck ur mom bc ur a little faggot.

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>>12994088
saving this delicious pasta

>> No.13007289

>>12991438
jeez.. calm down, Claire

>> No.13007884

>>12985735
fpbp

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>>12985735
FPBP
P
B
P

>> No.13008114

>>12992488
A Big Cola man, I see

>> No.13008413

>>12985731
whole episode and never asks jim gaffigan the biggest fan of hot pockets to try it.

>> No.13008912

>>12991467
mirin neck gains

>> No.13008926

do amerifats actually eat ready made frozen food? I thought only dumb and poor people did that. yikes

>> No.13008928

>>13008926
You asked a question and then answered it the next sentence

>> No.13008985

>>13002609
She's "jewish", she's not a practicing jew

>> No.13008989

>>13008413
To be fair, she wasn't a huge fan of Jim when she watched the special

>> No.13009024

>>13008985
>jewish
>turning your back on your world owning cult
x to doubt

>> No.13009035

>>12985731
I've never tried hot pockets too.
The only time I had something like that, it was small deepfried something, and I ate thrm when they were frozen. They still make me gag when i remember their aftertaste.

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13009043

hes giving me strange and frightening emotions

>> No.13009048

>>12986531
True. I got BA and MA with no debt. Just got scholarships, didn’t take out loans, and went for that in-state tuition

>> No.13009064

>>12990408
>8 years of school
>3-5 years of being payed the bare minimum to keep you alive before you're a real doctor that the hospital gives a shit about hiring

but it's okay because at 50 you can get yourself a nice car to go with your empty house

>> No.13009078

>>13009024
You're retarded.

>> No.13009130

>>13009024
Yeah, and muslims don't drink alcohol either