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my dog is on the way out...lived a good life, outdoors mostly, but super healthy; he’s just reached that endpoint, and it’s time to go; though it would be a fitting tribute to end his arthritis pain quickly, then cook him up; any thoughts?

>> No.12983161

>>12983156
Bake it a chocolate cake.

>> No.12983165

>>12983156
Dogs are really stringy and chewy. I imagine an old dog that's lived outdoors is probably going to be near unpalatable.

>> No.12983174

>>12983165
this, assuming OPs post wasn't stupid edgy bait like it is the best thing would be to chop or mince and then stew a long time

>> No.12983188

>>12983174
I honestly want to honor him rather than dump his body into the trash; I’ll prob try to braise the parts like a large rabbit

>> No.12983218

>>12983156
I baked my dog a nice apple cinnamon cake before we took him in for the Big Sleep. He didn’t eat it. No one ate it. We threw it out. I miss my puppy.

>> No.12983253

I do like the idea of a dog fag weeping for his pet while the food autistic part of him dutifully braises it's corpse so he can honor it through some spiritualism rite. Get some secret aardvark for it.

>> No.12983278

https://youtu.be/AVmrldELNZM

<learn from experts>

>> No.12983295

That was a good one OP. If I had known my dog was going to pass I would've made her a nice steak, but it happened with no warning. :(

>> No.12983297

Give him a steak, lay down on the grass, cuddle him and let him go to sleep. Cry. Bury him.cry.

>> No.12983320

>>12983188
If you don't have a back yard bring him to an outdoor place he liked walking in (wrapped in a sheet after euthanizing him at the vet) and dig a hole 5 feet down ( so the animals won't dig him up) and bury him someplace nice. Don't eat him, he loved you.

>> No.12983345

>>12983156
Turn him into Pho

>> No.12983349

>>12983345
based

>> No.12983981

my GF says she swallows my semen because she likes the idea of making me part of her...also gives her a shiny coat

>> No.12984572

Plant a tree over his grave

>> No.12984593

>>12983156
Sounds like his meat is going to be kind of tough, so you need to make a stew or soup from him.

>> No.12984897

i don't think i could stomach my dog, he's lean and leggy
but i could definitely skin him and make a fanny pack or something and some dog feet charms

>> No.12984922

Take your Doggo to the most dank walkies trail in the land. Then feed him/her their favourite raw meats. Then plug the nigga and bawl your eyes out. RIP pupper

>> No.12984962

>>12983156
Scare the shit out of him right before death, he'll taste better

>> No.12985541

>>12983253
>dog fag
>food autistic
What kind of demons live in your head?

>> No.12985577

>>12983156
same with my dog bro, I know that feel

>> No.12985672
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12985672

>>12983218
>haha lifes great bro, just watch everything around you that you love be ripped from existence until you cease to be lmao.

>> No.12985710

>>12985672
It's worth about a week of pain for years and years of joy.

>> No.12985919

>>12985710
>a week of pain
I guess you barely gave a fuck about the dog then if all you got was that

>> No.12986109

>>12983156
>Aw man my dog's dying
>I'm gonna cook and eat him!

What the fuck, man? Just bury him man, or cremate if you want. Don't eat your fucking dog.

>> No.12986118

buy a new puppy and feed it to him, so it can absorb the pupper vitality and be reborn again.

>> No.12986152

nice larp