/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12978409]

>be bitchy, snobby jungle asian femanon
>get invited to go out to eat at the one of the best restaurants in chinatown with a small group of non-asians
>watch in silent judgement as they spend over $200 buying orders and orders of orange chicken and general tso's and multiple variations of fried rice, one white boy orders an entire entree for himself and refuses to share
>get gawked at when i down my orders of chicken feet, zong zi, and turnip cake mostly by myself
>white girl across from me is gushing about the mediocre chain bubble tea place and overpriced strip mall-tier "pan-asian" places she wants to visit
>they expect me to split to comply when they want to split the bill evenly
>mfw
so, tell me, white anons on this board - do intentionally choose to remain uncultured about ethnic cuisine out of bigotry or are you really just that fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.12978417]

>>12978409
I'm not white, but I would just like to add that my favorite Canto joint downgraded its menu, removed most of the good items, and added orange chicken type shit because wh*teoids couldn't handle real food. Thinking about it makes me want to punch something.

[Anonymous No.12978429]

>do you choose to remain uncultured out of bigotry
>be an annoying bigot
I'd probably buy shit just to piss you off.

[Anonymous No.12978432]

>>12978409
you aren't even a ladyboy, why even be swarthy?

[sagw No.12978434]

Sage for race bait thread

[Anonymous No.12978440]

>>12978409
Sound like you just choosing to be miserable. No one gives a fuck what you retards do in the jungle. Order the food you want, pay for it, eat it, and shut the fuck up. That's only etiquette needed but you seem to be struggling

[Anonymous No.12978441]

>>12978409
>uncultured about ethnic cuisine out of bigotry
>can't appreciate foreign food
You are fully welcome to go back to whatever country you align yourself with, but only if you believe that the benefits of the country you live in now are outweighed by the food served in it.

Season well with sage.

[Anonymous No.12978451]

>>12978441
Always funny when underachieving wh*teoids pretend they have some say in how things work in any country

[Anonymous No.12978470]

>>12978417
mmm, hearing them complain that "Chinese food" isn't at all filling because all they ordered were simple carbs and meat nuggets in sugar sauce was what nearly drove me to fuck off to the rice patties to live out a simple farming life
imagine paying a premium to eat at a decent ~authentic restaurant~ and getting the same food you'd find at panda Express. couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.12978485]

>>12978451
Imagine being so cucked that you have to censor your self for fear of being offensive.
NIGGERS. WHITE. CHINK CUNTS. WINNIE THE FUCKING POOH.
Look, I didn't get v&.

[Anonymous No.12978502]

>>12978485
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.12978503]

>>12978470
then go fuck off back to the simple farming life you entitled cunt
that's about all you're worth, living as a serf for your betters

[Anonymous No.12978515]

>>12978502
Can you spell out the word "white"? Just once? Actually type it out?

[Anonymous No.12978517]

>>12978409
This is such a weird thing to pin on white people because we're the only ones who even care about eating foreign foods.

Order a burger in Asia and you'll get a frozen hockey puck placed in a shitty bun and drowning in mayonnaise and ketchup. Asians don't even understand the concept of authenticity, and even if they understood they wouldn't care. The majority of Asians aren't even interested in eating anything other than their national cuisine, and if you force them to try it they don't like it

[Anonymous No.12978530]

>>12978409
You’re one of those girls who is making the obesity statistics aren’t you

[Anonymous No.12978539]

>>12978409
>jungle asian
>culture
Nice try island nigger

[Anonymous No.12978567]

>>12978409
Your culture has no value except for our enjoyment.

>one white boy orders an entire entree for himself and refuses to share
Seethe insect. This isn't the shithole you ran away from. We don't eat family style at restaurants like you mongrels. Burn and be buried alive in a Chinese pig out you cockroach.

[Anonymous No.12978569]

>>12978409
>zong zi, and turnip cake
You don't seem much better yourself, where are the dumplings, the tofu, the pork buns?

[Anonymous No.12978579]

>>12978409
Well then don't get nuked, gook, and then maybe you can make the rules.

[Anonymous No.12978584]

post your brown tits or leave this place, temptress

[Anonymous No.12978585]

>>12978470
So you wanna fugg? I’m not like the other asian guys, I will let you have a job

[Anonymous No.12978588]

>>12978517
What a milquetoast post, of course people prefer their own cuisine, but obviously there's variations in openness from country to country, stop being a moron.

[Anonymous No.12978591]

>>12978409
>take grindr date to Chinatown
>says he wants me to show him around
>take him to a Chinese dimsum restaurant
>warn him to keep his mouth shut and let me order for the both of us
>he agrees and we enter
>big mistake
>I approach an empty table while he just stands there, waiting for someone to seat him
>everyone is looking at him weird, just some white dude standing at the front looking around
>motion quickly for him to come before one of the waiters calls the local Triad members to seat him on the curb outside
>we take our seats
>the waiter only talks to me in mandarin, all smiles
>I get 3-way duck, some dimsum dishes and a tub of rice
>waiter goes "marvelous choices sir!" in mandarin
>suddenly date goes "Did you get the hotpot anon? I love hotpot!"
>tried to stop him but not before the waiter heard
>he shoots him a disgusted look
>I quickly apologize and say that we'll just have what I've already ordered
>he smiles at me and leaves
>a few minutes later the 3-way duck comes
>see date devouring ONLY the duck skins
>tell him that he needs to make wraps with spring onions and sauce
>he makes a sloppy dripping one and tries to feed me it
>got duck sauce all over my beet red face from the embarrassment
>waiters and customers all stop dead in their tracks to stare at us
>"Hee hee you're so cute!"
>tell him to make his own wraps
>he pouts
>a fucking grown 20 year old man
>pouting
>mfw
>later the dimsum dishes arrive
>date points at the beef tendons with his chopsticks all the way across the table
>"Oh god what's that? It looks so gross haha"
>physically facepalm
>half way through the dimsum I feel something poking my face
>he's got a shrimp spring roll in his mouth right next to me, making "mmm" sounds and moaning
>trying for some Lady and the Tramp shit
>the entire restaurant is whispering and pointing at us
>I ignore him and quickly finish our meal
>pretended to go to the washroom and paid for the both of us
>"Omg I had a great time anon"

[Anonymous No.12978600]

>>12978470
>getting the same food you'd find at panda Express
Why didn't you just make fun of them for that exact reason. If you did it right, they'd feel stupid and try out your authentic shit the next time round.

[Anonymous No.12978604]

>>12978591
lol what a cuck you are.

[Anonymous No.12978605]

>>12978503
>>12978567
but while these uh, fucking annoying white people, are a nightmare to dine with, there's a sliver of me that gets a sense of self-superiority eating with them.
like, when the white girl expressed interest in trying the chicken feet because her precious kpop idols apparently down that shit on tv but after having taste, she pushed aside with a meek "i don't really like the texture..." like, more for me, bitch.
i think this thread has helped me discovered a new and better line of thinking. maybe i just want you all to have no food, starve, and disappear.

[Anonymous No.12978606]

>>12978588
>China hates everything that isn't China, Hong Kong, or Taiwan

[Anonymous No.12978611]

>>12978591
>mandarin
>Chinatown
Dear god

[Anonymous No.12978620]

>>12978606
And Hong Kong and Taiwan are on opposite side of the spectrum.
It's pottery.

[Anonymous No.12978630]

>>12978409
You sound really ugly

[Anonymous No.12978631]

>>12978606
>not pictured, the chinese CCP secret police outside the open polling station

[Anonymous No.12978636]

>>12978605
>white people
>starving
You wish ricenigger.

[Anonymous No.12978640]

>>12978591
I would rather kill myself than go through that

[Anonymous No.12978647]

>>12978640
I also wish that homos would kill themselves

[Anonymous No.12978713]

>>12978569
>>12978530
like I'd spend any more of my money getting them food they'd probably wouldn't touch like we're in elementary school and they're staring down my lunchbox in repulsion
what am i, some kind of fat, wasteful, white person?

[Anonymous No.12978715]

>>12978409
Borneo?

[Anonymous No.12978747]

>>12978713
>I'd spend any more of my money getting them food
I meant for yourself dumbass, you're stuffing yourself with carbs anyway with that zong zi, and turnip cake is leftovers tier; why not get something that better fills your macros?

[Anonymous No.12980039]

>>12978409
Asian-Americans are the worst judges of Asian food. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.12980094]

>>12980039
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

[Anonymous No.12980103]

>>12978591
sounds like you're stuck up and can't have fun and your date is on a high level of retardation

[Anonymous No.12980104]

>>12980094
where does this pasta come from

[Anonymous No.12980154]

So you're wondering why they didn't ask your opinion at a Chinese restaurant? Should they really make that assumption? The best restaurant in chinatown is still serving basic Chimerica food? Nice RP tho

[Anonymous No.12980231]

>Group of friends trying to have a good time eating out
>Invites token gook to come with
>Asian seethes because no gives a big enough shit to learn shitty irrelevant island food culture
Why are Asians secretly like this inside?

[Anonymous No.12980264]

>>12980094
Even our Asians are compelled to use the most garbage tier cuts of meat. They also cook the veggies to mush.

The best asian food is actually made by whites with adjustments to suit people with taste. Authenticity is overrated.

[Dr. Princess No.12980272]

>>12978409

>gook
>self-propelled incubator
>questioning me
>implying morality

The Japanese were on the right track, you know.

[Anonymous No.12980273]

>>12978605
>maybe i just want you all to have no food, starve, and disappear.

So much for the tolerant left!

[Anonymous No.12980311]

>>12978605
Jumped the shark, mate. Maybe next thread.