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>> No.12977819

migrants and fat kids. What a nice country :3

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>> No.12977824

You talking bout Murica?

>> No.12977878

I hope so, its sweden?

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>filipinos in the philippines

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why is she fearing the 'BEE?

>> No.12978085

fuck... I goofed bad. How can I delete my post? It says it's too old.

>> No.12978095

You only have a short time to delete posts, which acts as a measure to prevent people from deleting a post based on negative replies or just to prevent trolling. You can always keep using a name or trip, though, which at least makes it easy for people to filter you. ;)

>> No.12978097

Nice Try
And KFC is everytime in africa? Blame pol, not my fault ;3

>> No.12978099

She knows she's the secret ingredient. Also saved.

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>> No.12978109 [DELETED] 

For sound

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>> No.12978113

is...is...is this the infamous, the legendary, mestre da pizza ?

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>> No.12978120

KFC is an American restaurant opened by a white dude who literally called himself "colonel". Yes, black people do really like fried chicken, but African Americans are neither African nor migrants. You should really lay off the /pol/, if you catch my drift.

>> No.12978128

I wanted so bad for the BEE to turn around and shove his face against the glass like somthing from a horror movie, I dont know why shes running, it's not like you can escape the BEE

>> No.12978135 [DELETED] 

I cant vistit a german KFC without that subhuman feel. No Anon, pol is right but blacks in Germany are real africans, not like your upperclass guys with high education

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>> No.12978149

Why don't you delete yourself instead

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Das war unerwartet, erstmal meinen Tee wegputzen du Mongo

>> No.12978165

just go back to your containment board and we'll forget all about it

>> No.12978169

>german kfc
Literally nobody asked about that, and literally nobody thinks of Germany and KFC together. It's an American fast food restaurant that feels like a shithole even when it's in a nice neighborhood and is also really popular in SEA for some reason.

>> No.12978174

How does bee get out without breaking the kids?

>> No.12978189

Pretty sure that's where he lives.

>> No.12978200

who thought it would be a good idea to start a kids restaurant in a beehive?

>> No.12978211

Other bees?

>> No.12978215

Haha, /pol/ is right, Thx to clear that for me

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knock it off with the polshit

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>> No.12978268

Clearing what up? "Nice neighborhood" is a euphemism for money and mostly white. The point was that fast food places are almost always shitholes, but that KFC is of particularly low quality. /pol/ is never right, and you're a good example.

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Don't ever come to this website again, R*dditor

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>> No.12978427

>japan's most famous sandwich

Bitch that ain't Sando de Panda

>> No.12978436

>fried steak
>not set on a rack immediately after frying
This doesn't make your city sophisticated, and it doesn't cancel out the rats, either.

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What's wrong with rats?

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>> No.12978473

Did it explode?

>> No.12978478

no, it eggsploged

>> No.12978479

That chicken wouldn't back down

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>> No.12978493

it's a shellfish. that phallic-looking part is a foot that it uses to anchor itself to rocks to filter feed(i think, it's different with every type of shellfish)

the reason they used to eat them is because of some strange sympathetic magic thing where "since it looks like a cock it's got to increase your cock size". I think it's increased in popularity nowadays or something, which is why they're livestreaming eating them

>> No.12978513

top keg

>> No.12978519

Geoduck. Pronounced, typically, like "gooey-duck". You'll often find them fresh in tanks at Chinese grocery stores.

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>Chinese "food"

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based and 'BEEpilled

>> No.12978545

okay the first one was just retarded but this was kind of sad

>> No.12978547

You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.12978548

You used to be able to get loli-butt at a Shanghai butcher by asking for "veal cutlet". Ah, the good old days.

>> No.12978554

yeah I'de like the uhhhhhhhhhh corn mayo pizza
cooked in a garbage fire until crisp

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>> No.12978561

I bet you that utter mongrel just fucking threw that brie rind into the trash...

>> No.12978564

What else would you do with it? Are you some hippy with a home composting pile?

>> No.12978576

>repeating the same fucking clips like 5 times
quality content

>> No.12978590

You eat it. Soft cheese rinds are fucking tasty.

>> No.12978596

You realise it's literally mould right? Do you go licking the crap in the corner of the shower too?

>> No.12978614

Mould grown from cheese isn't the same as mould grown from shower scum.
That's like saying you don't eat mushrooms because they're yucky fungus.

>> No.12978617

Mushrooms are vegetables

>> No.12978624

I'm being trolled, aren't I?

>> No.12978626

Not trolling, just bored, a bit drunk, and brie rind is grim

>> No.12978637

From a culinary perspective they are a vegetable, just like tomatoes are culinarily a vegetable.

>> No.12978641

Fun fact: tomatoes are actually a fruit. A lot of people don't know that

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He's eating people?

>> No.12978656

That depends on if you consider the Chinese to be people.

>> No.12978658

technically fungi are separate from both plant and animal kingdoms, they are a bit of both kingdoms mixed together, if you will

>> No.12978660

Oh shut up you fucking crybaby.

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>> No.12978667

>Cutting pizza at very high speed.webm

you lied, that was slow

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Fair enough.

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>> No.12978693

>bugs for colour

>> No.12978702

> nutritional yeast, called "nooch'

nobody in the history of the entire world has ever called it "nooch" not even once.

also nutritional yeast is still "yeast" AKA an fungal organism that (was) alive.

>> No.12978709

This is the new eggfort for how cringe and fucking stupid it is. The fact that you have this saved on your computer is pure faggotry second to the people who created it. I hope your next meal is tasteless and room temperature.

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>> No.12978719

His face is so creepy looking.
But good for him.

>> No.12978741

Why is this guy such a fucking faggot and how do people find his "quirky" personality at all appealing.

>> No.12978752

>"LeT pEoPlE eNjOY tHiNgS"

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>> No.12978931

what a terrible thread. fuck this trash board

>> No.12978940

Yeah I would fucking smash Marshmallow's fucking eat in if I could.
He should've done what Daft Punk did and just not ever fucking talk fuck off.

>> No.12978955

That's my go to at my local pizzeria.

>> No.12978966

it's not mayo, it's a kind of cream cheese.

The pizza is chicken, cream cheese and corn.

>> No.12979006

>t. Guy who cooked the pizza with garbage

>> No.12979205

Since it's Brazilian, it's probably ''Catupiry cheese'', i do think it actually goes well with Chicken and people do like it a lot, the corn is rather uncommon though, and of course the piss-poor amounts of sauce and the lack of actual cheese is atrocious.

>> No.12979234

Jesus eff-n' christ! What consumerist message are they sending? Come to our restaurant! Watch yourself get cucked, your dreams SMASHED and your soul BROKEN?!

>> No.12979245

This webm made me really REALLY angry.

>> No.12979251

The kid has a 2000 calorie meal plus a large soda and ice cream. I'd make a fucking citizen's arrest for child abuse

>> No.12979258

what do posters on this board grind their teeth about the hardest? tipping, america, jollibee, eggman, jack, or /pol/?

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>> No.12979279

WTF is she doing to that brie???

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>>t. Guy who cooked the pizza with garbage

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We simply cannot compete with the high American culinary standard :/

>> No.12979336

asia was a mistake

>> No.12979352

Based brazillian pizza master

>> No.12979353

God I wish that was me.

>> No.12979360

That is so cute!
Whats it from?

>> No.12979386

so that was only one shot of booze? probably a $60+ dollar cocktail and it has one shot in it. it's mostly lime juice, syrup, water, and tonic. what the fuck. a $5 martini has more booze in it.

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Stop being poor.

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>> No.12979436

Easy on the mayo, champ

>> No.12979443

>an fungal organism that alive.

Yikes. Looks like someone doesn't know how to use parentheses. Not to mention that "an"! What's going on, anon? Get it together please.

>> No.12979446

Nooch is pretty good on pizza and pasta

>> No.12979447

Does this ever happen...

>> No.12979450

you are and idiot :)

>> No.12979465

"an idiot"

Seriously, what is you're problem?

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Anyone have that webm of the raccoon hands making a trash pizza?

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>> No.12979569

can you cook things???

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>> No.12979674

hope you're not trying to say vegans should care, since that would make you dumber than most vegans.

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>> No.12979680

no, I was saying that yeast is a form of fungus. I was talking about fungi before, It was adding onto my previous comment

>> No.12979686

love me a good ebin waste of food.

>> No.12979688

Jesus the other comments before me are retarded. This shits amazing

>> No.12979692

>don't forget the olive

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great now my pizza is soaked

>> No.12979709

It's a fast food commercial about a guy getting cucked? How does that sell fried chicken?

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>> No.12979735

So this is how they came up with Tasty.

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>> No.12979814

How does he get out?

>> No.12979822

>no Jack

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>> No.12979836

Start my first shift there tomorrow. Wish me luck not getting fat bros!

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>> No.12979874

Flips are so fucking ugly, goddamn

>> No.12979882

love me some 'za with 'rn

>> No.12979903

its sacha baron cohen wearing a mask in his latest show

>> No.12979933

How often does he fully cook stuff like that?

>> No.12979937

Geoducks live pretty deep in sand. The siphon reaches up to the surface for filter feeding. To hunt them, at low tide you look for wee bubbles where the siphon is, then harpoon it (or use a heavy clamp with a string), then dig it out (which can be a giant bitch).
If you aren't Tenchu the ninja, the geoduck will pull down its siphon and you'll never find the damned thing.

t. went after them w/ my dad in California.

>> No.12979969

It's found deep underneath sand...like most clams. They're pretty damn good actually. The meat is subtly sweet with a texture similar to very very tender octopus. Asians don't eat it for the magic cock shit.

>> No.12979988

Holy shit.

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Is cucking a big part of filipino culture? I gotta say, neither of these cuckmercials made me particularly hungry for a Yum Burger.

>> No.12980072

Stop being fags

>> No.12980078

>Is cucking a big part of filipino culture?
Considering their women fuck exclusively outside their race I would say so

>> No.12980092

imagine the glorious shits they must take

>> No.12980098

Girls don't poop, silly

>> No.12980106

they poop they just don't fart

>> No.12980143

Natasha, I love you
despite knowing love is more
than seeing you.

>> No.12980160

This made me laugh, posting to say that

>> No.12980180

I'm so confused but I guess that's the point.

>> No.12980185

he is gay you dumbos

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>> No.12980207

>here's why it's worth the price tag
>fails to show why it's worth the price tag

>> No.12980222

So he pours grain alcohol into a glass, lights it on fire, lets most of the alcohol burn off, then pours expensive-looking beer on top of the remains?

Uh, no thanks. Next time I'll just take the beer.

>> No.12980233

What I like about this is the kid isn't behaving like
>I am a dumb child and things I don't recognize are scary to me

They have assessed the situation and actually sense danger. They're trying to hide to avoid being spotted by the creature. That's a little kid genuinely fearing for their life.

>> No.12980236

to be fair that faggot bee is creepy looking

>> No.12980256

Gold flakes are a total meme. They add absolutely nothing except for bragging rights. You just end up pooping all of the gold, assuming the foil didn't blow in the wind or get stuck to literally anything before you could consume it.

>> No.12980285

Home dawg lives there

>> No.12980296

Here's your glass of water, just give it a few mintues

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I want to flip this guy upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.12980335

I want to hear her belch

>> No.12980336

yes amazing nothing better than egg cooked 1/3 of the way through in a giant slimy pile

>> No.12980424

Weebs will eat shit if it says it is made in Japan

>> No.12980438

love that BR ZA. no box for me please, just throw it in the trash

>> No.12980439

Hear me, and hear me well: I don't know what insignificant shithole you hail from, but I must lament the fact that it hasn't been carpetbombed enough to eradicate every trace of your verminous folk. You are a testament to the low character of your people, a blazing sign in this modern hellscape that advertises the absolutely deplorable nature of your backwoods no-name land. You aren't worthy of the bullets that would send you and your kind back to the abyss from whence you spawned. As for my political leanings, you are far from the mark. You have missed me by such a large margin, and it speaks volumes about how sorely you lack intuition of any sort. You will be forgotten at the moment of your passing. You have died.

>> No.12980444

look at that fattie with its fat hands

>> No.12980448

Magic coffee.

>> No.12980453

The fuck is that new wojack variant

>> No.12980458
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I think he was talking about the israeli rats.

>> No.12980460

Japs love raw eggs.
Must be the fact that they aren't at a high risk of salmonella like in other countries.

>> No.12980463

first day here, reddit?

>> No.12980477

Nigger when I first came here Snacks was still a mod. I don't keep track of all your /v/ and /r9k/ memes these days. Durrrr le zoomer boomer ebin wojak xDDD totally not reddit xDDDD
Kill yourself you oxygen thief.

>> No.12980483

You sound mad, did someone hurt you?

>> No.12980504

probably warm beer too

>> No.12980511

>doesnt know about the coomer meme

unless you frequent /int/ youd be forgiven for not keeping up with how quickly memes like coomer/gigachad explode out of nowhere

americans cant eat raw eggs either, fortunately in europe we can

>> No.12980524

lol wtf. I totally thought it was gonna be the BEE. Absolutely shook that they played it straight.

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>> No.12980973

American here Pennsylvania Dutch and Irish if it matters. I've eaten many raw eggs. People are way too over concerned about these sorts of things.

>> No.12981025

It was funny up until the japanese knife part.

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>> No.12981068

A lot of smug know it all dipshits wont shut up about it, so yeah, almost everyone knows that.

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>americans cant eat raw eggs either

>> No.12981135

Am confused by how the fuck this would be good

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i love how he turns it around to check if its actually chocolate.

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>> No.12981163

Math isn't your strong suit I see

>> No.12981220

>compound gin + tonic + red food coloring

>> No.12981229

Imagine the type of person that buys a drink like this. Slivers of metal in a fucking drink.

>> No.12981232

Kys nigger

>> No.12981251

Dude died by the end of the video, so the point stands.

>> No.12981253

So it's his zombie that is livestreaming today?

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>> No.12981269

No. God gave him a second chance as a warning to not let other americans eat raw eggs.

>> No.12981270

I swear even an actual monkey can figure out the "secret" to their fluffiness.

>> No.12981273

t. Randall Munroe

>> No.12981279

The Japanese are way too autistic to run a a bar. Imagine ordering a drink, waiting 10 minutes for the first idiot to cut the ice, then another 15 for the second guy to actually make it. Then half an hour after you ordered it finally is made, and you get charged $100 for was is a dolled up shot of booze.

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>> No.12981311

Typical uncultured pig can't appreciate the artistry of hand cut ice. You must earn no money if you can't appreciate a man of supreme expertise fondling your ice for a couple of minutes with his bare hands.

>> No.12981318

That yellow piss sauce he has to squirt on everything really rustles my jimmies

>> No.12981331

when i was a kid i wanted "cold hot cocoa" (i didn't know it was called chocolate milk)

we had some of this and i begged my parents to make me some "cold hot cocoa" but they said it wouldn't work

i was smart enough to let it go, but boy was i disappointed

now that i'm an adult i drink "cold hot cocoa" whenever the fuck i want #winning

couldn't they have just done 1:1:1 cocoa, sugar, and water to make a syrup?

>> No.12981336

Imagine the smell

>> No.12981376


Gets me every time

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t. butthurt japanese weeb

>> No.12981441
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BIG kek

>> No.12981453

>an actual monkey can figure out the "secret" to their fluffiness
>they show the secret in the webm
U wanna banana?

>> No.12981614

Pretty fucking funny.

>> No.12981636

that crab is having boiling water poured on it

inhumane fuckers

>> No.12981642

If I go to Jollybees...
Im gonna become a cuck?

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>> No.12981649

What the fuck is going on.
Jollybees will fuck up your relationships???

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>> No.12981670

i went pee while watching this so now i dont have to go pee anymore thank you mr i liked peeing and watching this video at the same time thank you

>> No.12981677

>h-he mathatmatics the calories in the tendies! must be bad at mr math

>> No.12981681

The king has arrived

>> No.12981690

That's all 100% instinctual fear of a large unrecognizable animal.

Some people see just a stupid kid being afraid of a giant cartoon BEE, but it goes deeper than than that on an evolutionary level.

>> No.12981691

what the fuck

>> No.12981695

How are people this uncoordinated?
Do you not know how your body fucking works

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>> No.12981699
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>> No.12981708

>canned meat
>5+ shelf life
spam doesn't lose nutritional value, you can eat ww1 rationed beef jerky and you'd be fine, it would taste like sandals soles though

>> No.12981710

not only that, the way he pours it that beer is all going to be foam

>> No.12981711
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>you can eat ww1 rationed beef jerky

>> No.12981714

what the FUCK does a guy getting friendzoned have to do with chicken

>> No.12981721

Didn't he eat a Civil War era beef jerky?

>> No.12981726

No, that was hard tac.

>> No.12981742

I have a theory that those kinds of costumes are uniformly creepy for kids, and that the giddiness comes from the eventual realization that this formerly terrifying thing is quite friendly. As adults, we just see this dumb bouncy thing played by some guy in a suit, but as a kid shit like this or animatronics is downright unsettling if you have nobody to explain it or warn you about it.

>> No.12981743

*taps knife*

>> No.12981744

>letting it spray her like that on purpose
this is some weird fetish isn't it?

>> No.12981745

if my kid reacted like that i would of gave him a reason to be afraid

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>As adults, we just see this dumb bouncy thing played by some guy in a suit
Some of us see a bit more.

>> No.12981758

Can someone Post the poor Guy next top the Egg chad

>> No.12981759

stuff like pemmican and hard tac assuming theyre kept in dry dark and cold conditions could possibly hold for over 100 years, hard tack longer because its low moisture, also in numerous videos steve has shown how well peanut butter holds because of how little moisture it contains

>> No.12981791

This is kind of a reddit-y thing to say, but it's always annoyed me how essential oxygen and water are to life, but how they essentially destroy everything they touch slowly. True, we live by that same oxidation, but still.

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I've eaten tons of raw eggs without incident, so has Rocky and Hulk Hogan, sorry buddy boy.

>> No.12981810

you need to see the inside of a gas chamber

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>> No.12981846

Just how much oil is in that pan?

>> No.12981859

>at that moment, he knew he screwed up

>> No.12981861

>mac n """"""""""cheese""""""""""

>> No.12981876

Why not buy your kid a pack of that instant hot cocoa shit they have at the supermarket instead of embarrassing them for the entire world to see

>> No.12981911

"organic", OK i laughed

>> No.12981928

Big food portion for a kid?

>> No.12981930

did he cook that in a plastic baggie????

>> No.12981952

Yeah he boiled it in a plastic bag.

>> No.12981955

Is that a she. Is this some /ck/ jargon I'm not aware of.

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>> No.12982008

that's fake, but if you travel to southern china you can have sopa de feto uma delicia

>> No.12982014

What's it like being an absolute buffoon?

>> No.12982049

heres your BPA and xenoestrogens bro

>> No.12982059

Cringe even if ironically

>> No.12982077

Pretty good, I get replys from YOU :3
Withing 10min giving me so much love, sorry poorfag I have a wife

>> No.12982114

Imagine paying $5 for ice

>> No.12982119

>when he uses his hands to break up that pork

>> No.12982128

>who hurt you
Im not that poster, but Jesus fucking Christ, when did this site so infested by you limp dick passive aggressive fags? Kindly retreat to reddit.

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>peeling the brie

>> No.12982149

the coomer

>> No.12982151

What do you think is going on here?

>> No.12982155

I haven't had fast food for 2 months now and I want a big mac so much now

>> No.12982158

Kid wants to eat powdered chocolate, mom gives him cocoa powder instead and then embarrasses him for the entire world to see.

>> No.12982165

You're close but not quite

>> No.12982172

Your eating dead babies anon

>> No.12982177

Come again?

>> No.12982183

Uh yeah can I get uhhhh Miller lite?

>> No.12982221
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>> No.12982328

that bacon is straight up burnt
i love how retards think keto = healthy while shoveling fucking disgusting amounts of cheese in their face
why do amerilards love cheese so much
fucking government cheese caves

>> No.12982334

using brie as an ingredient. what a horrible thing to do.

>> No.12982335

>People don't realize this is fake

>> No.12982628

You're a faggot

>> No.12982804

Frame splice @ 00:57seconds. He cheated

>> No.12982885

I just want the audio outside the bathroom a few hours after this took place. The screams would bring me much joy

>> No.12982890

>actually, yeast is vegan because hsjsiwosgvdhsis

>> No.12982891

I want to hear your death rattle.

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>> No.12982946

I bet I could do better

>> No.12982986
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Going straight from
>we deserve a nuclear apocalypse
>we need a nuclear apocalypse

>> No.12983052

A little more hot sauce, little less chicken, and no corn and that might be edible if made by a white guy

>> No.12983126

Isn't a quesadilla in a waffle iron just a quesadilla with acne scars?
Also theres a restuarant near my house that does waffled mac and cheese, they batter it before they put it on the iron and its fucking horrible

>> No.12983130

Now it would have been clever if he let it loop at the dough stage.

>> No.12983185

would have been great if it just stopped at THE OLIVE!

>> No.12983419

What is that?

>> No.12983567 [DELETED] 

>this child
Whose child is that?
With fingernails like these...I bet this women is a whore.

>> No.12983574

How do I create a Webm? Let's say I have a video already...what program do I need to convert or whatever?

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>> No.12983583

webm for retards.

>> No.12983615

i would eat that at least once

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>> No.12983777

wasted food like that triggers me so much

>> No.12983869

Coming from you?

>> No.12984133

must be expensive to feed her

>> No.12984138

whats in the small cup? is it mac n cheese? also
>eating the salad

>> No.12984162

spicfag here, that's kinda the point of this torta, its so loaded to last all day. it's cheap for what its worth

>> No.12984181


>> No.12984192

Thats almost certainly Flipland

>> No.12984214

Shut the fuck up you s o y guzzling little cunt

>> No.12984226

What the fuck

Is the Bee trying to advertise by offering Flips to chance to get cucked?

Also this is unrealistic, for full effect he should have been cucked by a balding white boomer with a pot belly who is wearing a tshirt and shorts to the wedding

>> No.12984243

>be Flip
>get cucked by burger

>> No.12984251


Masaokis has really improved his skillz

>> No.12984256

>vegan mac and cheese
>contains neither mac nor cheese

>> No.12984258

Is that chicken okay?

>> No.12984299

must be bad at social anything then

>> No.12984322

It's a Muslim chicken

>> No.12984324

lol triggered/pol/babby

>> No.12984329

it's part of the ceremonial culture there

t. expert
t. fucking your ass right now

>> No.12984330

Try $100.

>> No.12984386

You can't LOL. We'll remember this forever. You'll never live this down. You should leave this site because now we're just going to mock you whenever we see you.

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Am convinced, they like to torture any animal before eating it

>> No.12984419

What was he even trying to do?

>> No.12984500

This kills the geodick.

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>> No.12984528

so it's a slab of fat, deep fried in fat, served between fat slathered slices of bread. not sure i'm ok with this.

>> No.12984553

Fuck, japan is another world, and that's not a compliment.

>> No.12984561

It's called sous vide

>> No.12984612

why is it in the form of a moldy body stump sex toy?

>> No.12984796

Couldn't you just use a mold?

>> No.12984842

They can charge more this way.

>> No.12985150

All that 'yo' yeah okay Brad

>> No.12985173

I'm not racist but god almighty I hate Chinese people.

>> No.12985181

>make sandwiches until spring arrives
Top kek

>> No.12985188

i cant find what kind of cheese has that kind of rind with black hairy mould

>> No.12985519

My dickcheese.

>> No.12985928

I don't think many people claim keto is "healthy"
But it's an effective way to lose weight.

>> No.12985933

My friend is a body builder and he eats plain baked tilapia every day

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