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ITT: Times you acted like the Joker cooking

>vegan comes in to order
>asks for the vegan chicken
>give him the normal chicken instead
>cook his fries in the meat fryer

TELL MY WHY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE

>> No.12966594

>Pepe thread
hidden

>> No.12966608

>>12966579
Based. FUCK VEGANS!

>> No.12966611

You need to be 18 or older to post on this site.

>> No.12966617

based f*ck v*g*ns

>> No.12966625

>>12966617
You meant virgins right? Cause what's the difference?

>> No.12966654

>>12966625
no saying fuck virgins is to tell someone to do community service and prevent inceldom

>> No.12966673

>order for onion rings comes in
>nuts allergy
>fry his rings in peanut oil
>guy dies at the table

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOAR

>> No.12966679

Sometimes I don't close the microwave door

>> No.12966696
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>Cooking steaks for the family
>Father asks for medium rare
>Do his medium then apologize

MMM BOP, BA DUBA DOP

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12966724

>>12966579
>Recipe says to use baking soda
>use baking powder
DANCING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT WITH THE DEVIL

>> No.12966753
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12966753

>telling mother about my lunch, chicken breast, spinach with lemon, and brown rice with a raw egg cracked in it
>she tells me to quit with the raw egg because I'll get sick
>do it anyway
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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>recipe calls for a pinch of salt
>use a dash instead
CLOSE TO THE EDGE ROUND BY THE CORNER

>> No.12967069

>>12966579
I bet she has a great job and a family while you flip burgers at Burger King incel.

>> No.12967174

>>12967069
>doesn't know the joker meme
get out

>> No.12967275
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>"Enjoy your meal!"
>purposely don't enjoy it

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12967295

>visiting relatives I barely know
>they ask if I'd like something to eat
>"no"
>i was actually really hungry
I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY

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>>12966579
>recipe calls for ground beef
>uses ground pork instead

GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN!!